Why are you so shy when you have to live together?
Ever since that butt massage incident, Fang Jin was led into a trap of sleeping naked by Zhang Xu.
Not to mention, sleeping naked is really comfortable. When you close your eyes, you can feel the birds flying freely.
Of course, Fang Jin is not that depraved yet, he still wears what he should wear.
Such as socks.
A long time ago, there was an ancient god who was free and unrestrained. Before he was arrested, he left this golden saying to the world: If you are already naked and you want to be more naked, put on socks. If
If you want to be more naked, put on shoes.
This perverted remark was somehow overheard by Fang Jin. Master Fang was a curious kid who was keen on putting theory into practice. In order to explore the principles, he gave it a try.
Damn that feeling...
Okay, okay, no more chatting, no more chatting...
(Warm reminder: Dear babies, please try this behavior with the company of your parents)
Fang Jin put on his own social suit: black vest, gray casual pants, loose jacket with hood, and brown sneakers.
He pulled the zipper of his coat and pulled his hood over his head, and he became invisible in an instant.
Even if he stands in front of people, people will not notice this person's existence.
When I walked out of my cubicle and planned to wash up, I found that the bathroom had already been occupied by Noila Mo.
At this time, Zhang Xu quietly came up behind Fang Jin, covered Fang Jin's eyes from behind, and said mischievously: "Guess who I am?"
"You are evil."
"That's not right~ Guess again!"
"It's so disgusting. If you keep doing this, I'm going to hit you."
Zhang Xu smiled and stopped playing around. He took the script Fang Jin wrote last night and said excitedly: "Brother Fang, I didn't expect you to write novels! What's the story behind it? Mathilde
Has she become a killer? Has she taken revenge? Has Leon fully accepted Mathil?"
Fang Jindao: "This is not a novel, this is a movie script I wrote for Xiaoyun. When Xiaoyun auditions in two days, I will show the complete script to Director Shen Xing."
"Let him look at it!" Zhang Xu said very grandly: "With such a good script, why don't we just shoot it ourselves? There is no need to audition! Xiaoyun plays Mathil, I play Leon, Brother Fang, you play me
As my agent, Kang Jiayu transformed into a police officer... The movie will definitely be a hit!"
Kang Jiayu's originally red face turned dark immediately.
Fang Jin looked at the heroic Zhang Xu in surprise and said, "Will you still make movies?"
"Of course!" Zhang Xu shook his head: "No."
"Then you are talking nonsense!" Fang Jin rolled his eyes at him: "I have made an appointment with them, how can I break my promise? Besides, Director Shen Xing may not necessarily adopt my script. Then we will
It’s not too late to take pictures.”
Zhang Xu thought about it for a while: "Well, that's the same reason."
"Hey, have you said enough?" Kang Jiayu said dissatisfied: "Did you forget what you came here to do today? Move! The sun will come out if you keep going!"
Fang Jin looked at the bright sky outside, with a slumped face, and said, "So, why are you here so early?"
Kang Jiayu: "...it was Zhang Xu who called to urge me to come."
Fang Jin looked at Zhang Xu expressionlessly: "If you don't give me a justifiable reason, I will bite off your scalp."
"Hahaha." Zhang Xu laughed and patted Fang Jin on the shoulder, and said enthusiastically: "Brother Fang! Have you ever seen the sun at 5 o'clock in the morning? That is not only the sun! It is also the dream we strive to pursue.
!”
Fang Jin: "Are you serious? How can there be sun at 5 o'clock in the morning? Should I go to outer space to see it?"
Zhang Xu shook his head: "It's not important! What's important is that our attitude towards life should not only be optimistic and cheerful, positive, but also brave and fearless and move forward! What wakes us up every day should not be the alarm clock, it should be
Hopes and dreams!”
Fang Jin opened his mouth and bit into Zhang Xu's scalp.
Outside the door, Tie Long's dull cheers came: "Well said, Zhang Xu."
Kang Jiayu: "..."
I said why I always felt like something was missing. It turned out that I had forgotten about Iron Dragon.
Zhang Xu protected his scalp and looked out the door, wondering: "Tie Zi, why are you still holding that pestle? Come in!"
Tie Long outside the door was silent: "..."
Fang Jin gave up attacking Zhang Xu's scalp. He pretended to be a shameless relative, waved his hands and said with a smile: "Oh, why is this kid still shy? Come in, come in! It's up to you to move!"
Iron Dragon outside the door: "The door is too small, I can't get in."
Several people inside the door: "...Oh, then it's okay."
In order to prevent the scenic spots and historic sites from being destroyed by Schwarzenegger, they had no choice but to let Tie Long stand outside the door to catch the luggage and then carry it to the car.
The car is a Wuling Hongguang, the kind of car that can pull 50 breadmen.
Fang Jin and Mo Xiaoyun didn't have many things, and there were many things they didn't need to take away.
Such as generators, rainwater collection filters, large water tanks, door sticks, gas tanks, large iron pots...
Looking at these gadgets, Kang Jiayu and others fell silent. It was hard to imagine what Fang Jin's daily life was like.
How did he survive?
Zhang Xu: "...Brother Fang, you are really awesome."
Fang Jin: "Low-key, low-key..."
After a while, all the luggage was moved.
The sun also came out.
The golden and red morning sun shines on the earth, and everything in the world wakes up.
On a sunny morning, several people hit the road, but not the one who hit the road...
On the small road, the van faced the rising sun and drove slowly towards the bustling and noisy city.
Slowly, slowly...
Why are you driving so slowly?
Because if you drive faster, a few people will really be on the road.
In the car, Fang Jin sat in the driver's seat uneasily, and under the guidance of three experienced drivers, he drove quickly at a speed of 0.5 meters per second.
Yes, the person driving the car is Fang Jin.
Because learning to drive can really train a person's psychological endurance, it is very useful for Fang Jin who has severe social anxiety.
So under Kang Jiayu's hint, Zhang Xu and Tie Long stuffed Fang Jin into the cab without any explanation and wanted to teach him how to drive.
In the deserted suburbs, a van was driving crookedly.
The wheels of the van went over the grass, over the small pits, over the big pits, over the small rocks, over the big rocks, over the small river...
Just when Fang Jin almost drove the car into the river, the co-pilot Tie Long quickly held the steering wheel.
What a shame! You know this is the river and you still drive this way?
Kang Jiayu and Zhang Xu in the back seat sighed helplessly.
In order to exercise Fang Jin's mental endurance, we put our lives on the line.
Noila Mo covered her eyes and did not dare to look.
From the driver's seat, Fang Jin was seen clutching the steering wheel tightly, his forehead almost touching the windshield, his eyes were bigger than bull's eyes, and his two stiff legs were pressing on the clutch, accelerator, and brake uncontrollably.
Come and step on it.
Three experienced drivers were on the sidelines and taught Fang Jin carefully.
Kang Jiayu: "What grudge does the steering wheel have against you that you want to strangle it to death?"
Zhang Xu: "Why are your hands shaking? Are you driving or sifting chaff?"
A big rock appeared in front of him, and Fang Jin was stunned.
Kang Jiayu: "Does the brake burn your feet? Press on it!"
Zhang Xu: "Where are you riding a horse? I asked you to step on the brakes. What are you doing?"
Just as he was about to hit a rock, Fang Jin finally stepped on the brakes.
Kang Jiayu: "You hit the brakes so hard, do you want to launch us?"
Zhang Xu: "What are you doing standing still? Is the stone your father? If you can't get through, don't you know how to take a detour?"
Kang Jiayu: "Let's go! Turn the steering wheel! Are you planning to jump over when you stop?"
Zhang Xu: "Back to normal! Back to normal! How many rounds have you made?"
Kang Jiayu: "If you hang a piece of meat on the steering wheel, even dogs can drive better than you."
…
After driving for a while, Fang Jin was sweating profusely and exhausted. He no longer wanted to drive any more.
At this time, the co-pilot Tie Long said in a muffled voice: "Come on."
Fang Jin looked at Tie Long gratefully: "Thank you for the encouragement, I will try my best."
Tie Long nodded: "I asked you to step on the accelerator, and the snails behind will come up!"
Fang Jin lowered his head and hurriedly looked for the accelerator: "Where's the oil? Where's the oil? Where is the oil?!"
Tie Long: "The oil is in the supermarket. Which one do you want, peanut oil and soybean oil?"
…
After driving for a while, Fang Jin was finally able to stabilize the speed of the car and began to try to accelerate by stepping on the accelerator.
Tielong suddenly said: "Shift! The gearbox is scolding you, can't you hear me?"
Fang Jin was in a hurry: "Change gears? Where to block?"
Tie Long: "The Party is in my heart!"
Fang Jin's hands were groping everywhere, looking for obstacles, and finally touched Tie Long's thigh.
Tie Long's face was full of righteousness: "You drive seriously, I won't accept your tricks!"
…
After driving for a while, Fang Jin was finally able to drive steadily.
Fang Jin straightened his neck stiffly, held the steering wheel tightly, and asked cautiously: "Brother Tie, look at whether I'm driving a little crooked now..."
Tielong crossed his arms: "It's not crooked, the road is crooked."
Fang Jin: "What to do?"
Tie Long: "You're the one steering the wheel!"
…
After driving for a while, Fang Jin finally got a little better at driving.
Fang Jin: "Brother Tie, I accidentally turned on the turn signal just now. Do I need to turn it off?"
Tie Long: "No, I'll just go down and blow it out."
…
After driving for a while, we finally came to the city road, and we could see other vehicles on the road.
Fang Jin: "There are so many cars on the road that I dare not drive."
Tie Long: "There are few planes in the sky, so you can fly them."
Fang Jin: "..."
Kang Jiayu and Zhang Xu in the back seat gave Tielong a thumbs up from the bottom of their hearts.
The mvp has to be you, big guy!
This is how you have to hone this guy’s mental endurance!
…
For the safety of his life, Tie Long took over from Fang Jin.
I saw Tielong holding the steering wheel with one hand, shifting gears with the other hand, slamming the accelerator to the bottom, and the speed needle spun in a circle.
The scenery outside the car window quickly receded, and when the car window was opened a crack, the strong wind roared in.
Like a god of war, Wu Ling Hongguang galloped on the wide and flat road, passing expensive and expensive sports cars one after another.
A young man driving a Farafah with one hand was enjoying the early morning sunshine when he was suddenly overtaken by a van.
Can you fucking bear this!?
I immediately pumped some gas and planned to catch up with the van.
However, he could only watch as the van gradually disappeared from his field of vision. After a while, not even its shadow could be seen.
The young master stopped his luxury car, took off his sunglasses, and stayed there for a long time.