After the three Mrs. Gao left, Yamazaki asked the Third Young Master to stand over and said, "You three, your performance has been very bad recently."
"ah?"
"From the time we left until now, Hao Hai and Ling Yunfeng, you two have been taking turns washing the toilet bowl. You are deliberately letting Li Piaoping do it."
"Uh..." The third young master suddenly blushed.
Yamazaki sighed softly, "You don't understand, this is wrong, this has caused a rift between the three of you. You should have got along with each other, but now Li Piaoping is clean."
Shan Dai was puzzled, "What's the problem with this?"
"The question is this, Li Piaoping, if I ask you to marry your senior brother Hao Hai, do you agree?"
"ah?"
"So, where is Ling Yunfeng?"
"Well……"
Although Li Piaoping said nothing, the expression on her face made it clear that she did not want to marry anyone.
Shan Dai complained, "Brother, they haven't even considered your issue."
"It's not about considering, but whether you like it or not. Li Piaoping had an alliance with Ling Yunfeng. At that time, the two were close. She liked Ling Yunfeng a little. If she had been asked at that time, although she would not have answered, she would have been embarrassed on her face.
, and you saw it just now, and you were just shocked."
"Yes, why? Because she didn't wash the toilet bowl?"
"Exactly, she dislikes that Hao Hai and Ling Yunfeng are toilet washers, with dirty hands and smelly bodies."
"No, I didn't."
"Then you shake hands with them. Hao Hai stretches out his left hand and Ling Yunfeng stretches out his right hand. By the way, both of their hands have touched the bodies soaked in the water."
Facing the two stretched out hands, Li Piaoping's hands stiffened, but Hao Hai and Ling Yunfeng understood.
"Okay, don't force it, stand still."
"yes."
Hao Hai and Ling Yunfeng returned to their seats with bad expressions, but Li Piaoping couldn't help but cry.
"Don't cry. Crying can't solve the problem. What you need is reflection. If you are willing, you can wash the toilet in your room by yourself from tomorrow morning. If you don't want to, I won't force you. You are just a girl.
"It's normal to love cleanliness and not want to wash the toilet bowl, do you hear me?"
"Listen, I heard it." Li Piaoping said with sobs.
"Okay, you three go down."
"yes."
After the third young master left and there were no outsiders, the maid Bai Lan couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Lang, does it make sense for you to wash the toilet bowl?"
Yamazaki smiled and said: "The greatest truth in the world is all in the toilet bucket. If you don't believe it, you can wash your own toilet bucket starting tomorrow."
"Ah? Mr. Lang, please spare me. Miss, let's evacuate too. If we stay any longer, you may have to wash your hands."
"Nonsense."
Having said that, Yang Linglong got up and resigned, leaving only Yamazaki Shandai.
"Gaga, bro, you are playing music, Gao Shaohe."
"Gone."
…
The dinner was a banquet on the garden pond, a flowing water banquet for one person. Yan Ying was dressed in rich clothes. After carefully dressing up, her whole face was radiant, her eyebrows and eyes were charming, and her every move was charming.
The three Mrs. Gao were all compared to each other. The three girls had itchy teeth, but there was nothing they could do. They were naturally beautiful.
…
After three rounds of dishes, Yamazaki proposed his future ideas and let the four southern heroes choose.
One is to stay in Beijing to inquire about news, and the other is to go to sea with them.
The third is to continue to move around freely and pay attention to which gangs are closely related to which princes. There is no need to inquire deliberately, and do not say that they are the prince's people, let alone say good things to the prince, and govern by doing nothing.
The Four Southern Heroes discussed it and chose the last one.
The six of them stayed one night and left the next day with 50,000 taels of luggage in hand.
Li Piaoping reported to Yamazaki that she had washed her toilet this morning.
Yamazaki looked at the bitter face and felt very funny, "Let me ask one more question, will you hate me because I let you wash your own toilet?"
"Ah? Disciple doesn't dare."
"Isn't that just a little bit too much?"
"Disciple doesn't dare." Li Piaoping was so frightened that she knelt down.
"Get up, this is nothing, it's normal. We'll take a look in a few days."
"yes."
"Go and call your senior brothers, let's go to the city and have some fun."
"yes."
…
On the surface, Yang Linglong and her maid Bai Lan were leading the group, traveling with three young men, two young men and four servants to go shopping in the county town.
The city is very lively, and there are no signs of disaster. On the contrary, it looks even more prosperous because there are many wealthy people staying in hotels.
She bought a lot of snacks along the way. Li Piaoping was hesitant to take them at first, but then she got carried away with them.
"Speaking of which, you are so good at grasping with your hands. Are you sure you have washed your hands after washing the toilet bowl in the morning?"
"vomit……"
Yamazaki's words immediately made Li Piaoping vomit.
After she finished vomiting, Yamazaki continued to hit her,
"Oh, I remembered wrongly. You washed it three times, but no matter how you wash it, those hands are still the hands that hold the bucket. Otherwise, you should stop eating with your hands and use your feet instead."
"By the way, which one do you think is clean, feet or hands? Do you have smelly feet?"
"Vomit..." Li Piaoping vomited again.
After she finished vomiting this time, Yamazaki didn't hit her again because the street sweeper came.
Everyone retreated, but stood in the distance and watched as the man sweeping the street quietly swept away the filth - first covering it with soil, and then sweeping it into the ground on the roadside.
"Now, do you think he can eat with his hands?"
"meeting."
"certainly."
Li Piaoping said nothing, Hao Hai and Ling Yunfeng answered first.
"And you?"
"meeting."
"Oh, then why do you think he is not afraid of getting dirty? Because he is a street sweeper?"
"Well……"
"Look at that house over there, there is a yard of diapers hanging around. You said parents change diapers for their children. Why aren't they afraid of getting dirty?"
"Because it's their child."
"Then if you have a child in the future, will you change your child's diaper? Or will you let someone else do it?"
"I……"
"If you come into contact with diaper filth, how many times are you going to wash your hands? If you change diapers for at least two years, are you going to wash your hands to pieces?"
"I have no idea."
"Then do you know that there is a profession called night incense harvesters. They collect other people's buckets every day, clean them and then return them. They make a living by doing this. Do you think they are dirty?"
"I don't think so."
Hao Hai and Ling Yunfeng both shook their heads, but Li Piaoping cried.
"I don't know, uncle Shizu, don't force me."
"It's you who are forcing yourself. You can't let go of your self-esteem and face, and you can't face ordinary things with a normal heart. This is your mental obstacle. Your senior and junior brothers have passed it without knowing it, but the two of them let it go
You're stuck here."
Hao Hai and Ling Yunfeng were immediately embarrassed. They did bad things with good intentions, but it was thankless.
Yamazaki said: "When you are alive, you eat, drink, have sex, go in and out. This is the greatest truth in life. All things in the world reincarnate endlessly. This is the greatest truth in the world."
"The more ordinary and unnoticed the occupation, the more humble it is to ordinary people. But if there were no street sweepers, can you imagine what this street would be like?"
"If there is no one to collect the night incense, how can you ask the city people to pour the gong bucket? Do they pour it at the door of their own house?"
Shandai laughed playfully, "That's so fragrant that the whole city will be uninhabitable."