Chapter 1 Journey to the West, The Great Tang Monk
"Master Xuanzang, Master Xuanzang..."
"Brothers, keep drinking. No one wants to go out standing upright today." The lying monk was talking to himself in his sleep. The little novice monk next to him was stunned for a while and hurriedly shook the mage and called in a low voice.
"Master Xuanzang, Master Xuanzang, wake up, wake up."
"Well, who is telling me not to sleep?" Tang Sen reluctantly raised his head, wiped his blurred eyes, and muttered.
Opening his eyes, he thought that it was that bastard who disturbed people's dreams and needed to be taught a lesson. With just one glance, he was shocked and his whole body became clear.
Tang Sen, a migrant worker who enjoys the 996 blessings. Yesterday, on New Year's Day, a few good buddies made an appointment to have a meal, bought wine and food, and cooked hot pot at home. The good buddies who hadn't seen each other for a long time had a good time together.
They were all drunk until they were unconscious. Some fell asleep on the table, some fell asleep lying on the sofa, and both of them got under the table...
What's going on now?
He was sitting on a high platform, and under the platform were hundreds of monks wearing cassocks. The rows of bald heads were as bright as hundreds of high-power light bulbs in the sun. There were countless others outside.
The common people were extremely quiet, looking at themselves with reverence. Flags were fluttering all around, the treasure canopy was flying, the clouds were shining in the sky, and the fragrant clouds were kind. Not far away, a big flag was fluttering in the wind, and it was written "Water and Land Dharma Assembly".
Who am I? Where am I? What do I want to do?
Tang Sen was confused and subconsciously touched his head. Damn, the hangover was so severe that he was hallucinating.
Huh? It feels wrong.
Where is my hair!!!
"Master Xuanzang must have collapsed from giving lectures under the scorching sun, so he helped Master Xuanzang to rest in the shade." Then the little novice monk came around and planned to help Tang Sen to rest.
Tang Sen stood up suddenly.
"Pop!!!" The sound was extremely loud.
The little novice monk looked shocked and aggrieved. He protected his beaten cheek with both hands and was about to cry. He was weak and helpless.
Master, you don’t love me anymore. You’ve never hit me before, let alone my face.
Everyone in the audience was also dumbfounded. "Shocked - Chen * the eminent monk * Xuanzang - beating the young monk in full view of the public. " Is this the annihilation of humanity or the loss of morality?
But Tang Sen had no time to pay attention to the emotions of the people in the audience. He was eager to find out what happened.
Well, seeing as he is in so much pain, it must not be a dream.
Tang Sen thought to himself, but with a smile on his face he asked kindly, "Little monk, what kind of place is this?"
"This, this is the Huasheng Temple of the Tang Dynasty." Although he felt aggrieved, what could he do? The one who beat him was Master Xuanzang, a great Buddhist monk.
Tang Dynasty, Huasheng Temple, Water and Land Dharma Assembly, Master Xuanzang, no hair...
Damn it, isn’t this Journey to the West? You traveled through time and became Tang Monk?
Tang Sen was extremely shocked! Although he was shocked in his heart, he still wanted to remain calm on the outside.
As a person who has been influenced by modern time-travel novels for a long time, when Tang Sen worked overtime in 996 in his previous life, he often looked forward to traveling to a new world and killing people with his golden fingers.
Let me ask you, which man can refuse to "take orders from heaven and live forever", and which man doesn't want to live a life of "waking up to hold the power of the world and lying drunk on the knees of a beautiful woman".
Although I have become a monk now, it is okay. This monk has a tough background! Who dares to say what he wants to do after he journeys to the west and becomes a Buddha.
Hello Tang Monk, the second generation of famous people in the West, the one who has been appointed to journey to the West, go to the grassroots level and travel to the West to be gilded, return to Lingshan to be the second-in-command of Lingshan, live a winning life, the Tathagata loves me greatly!
The more I think about it, the more satisfied I become. God has made a start. I will not live a cowardly and boring life like the original Tang Seng.
The Queen of Western Liang? The Buddha’s Enlightenment? Tang Sen said, I want them all!
"Amitabha, just now the Buddha gave a dream to the poor monk, saying that the teachings of the world are all based on Hinayana Buddhism. He does not know our Mahayana Buddhism. Hinayana Buddhism can only save oneself, and only Mahayana Buddhism can save all living beings. The poor monk was immersed in a dream just now, as if falling into clouds and mist.
I don’t know where I am, but thanks to Huiming and Amitabha, my merits are immeasurable!”
The little novice monk was new to the world and didn't know the sinister nature of people's hearts. He was stunned for a moment, his face flushed with excitement, and little stars flashed in his eyes. It turns out that it was so important for Master Xuanzang to hit me, a big mouth, and his merits are immeasurable.
, come on, hit me hard, don't pity me.
The people below also recovered from the shock of the eminent monk beating people in public. They started talking after hearing this. They have never heard that Buddhism can be divided into Mahayana and Hinayana. But, what if? If there really is Mahayana Buddhism, wouldn't I be the same?
Can all sentient beings be saved from the secular world and become Buddhas and immortals? Is there such a good thing?
Everyone was excited.
"You speak so well, where is Mahayana Buddhism? Why have we never seen it?" someone questioned.
"The true scripture is at my Buddha's place in Lingshan Mountain."
"Lingshan Mountain is tens of thousands of miles away from us. The journey is difficult and dangerous. How to get there?"
Tang Sen held up the flowers and smiled, saying nothing.
He was waiting to confirm something.
[Ding, it’s been detected that the host is in Journey to the West, and the Super Saint Monk system has been bound.]
Sure enough, he traveled through time! He was very familiar with the system. As an old bookworm who had read countless time-traveling articles, he naturally knew that this was a must-have tip for time-travelers.
"System, what are you for?" Even though he was extremely excited inside, his face was still blue, and he was communicating with the system in his mind.
[Journey to the West is a catastrophe, extremely dangerous, with the layout of gods and Buddhas, all sentient beings are in catastrophe, there are many plots, and murderous intentions at every step. This system is committed to making the host into the best holy monk and ascending to the heavens. 】
[The system sets up a holy monk training plan. The system will judge based on the behavior of the host on the journey to the west and reward different amounts of cultivation. 】
[The system includes a Westward Journey attraction check-in plan. You can get different rewards by checking in at the Eighty-one Difficulties.]
[After beating me, I still want to leave? Journey to the West contains eighty-one tribulations. Every time the host passes a tribulation, he can extract a skill or magic weapon from the person who planned the tribulation. 】
[Everything provided by the system is to save the life of the host. I hope the host will work tirelessly, study hard, and become a top-notch holy monk as soon as possible, so that he can better survive this dangerous calamity]
I’m so touched. Sure enough, the system’s dad still loves me! (?w?)
How do you say that? Jianghu is not about fighting and killing, it is about human nature!
[Ding, it is detected that the host is at the starting point of the Westward Journey attraction check-in plan, Datang Chang'an, do you want to check in? 】
"Punch in." I said now that I had nothing and felt very insecure.
【Ding, check-in successful.】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the ‘Mighty Heavenly Dragon-Fahai’ experience card*1, which allows you to temporarily gain the power of conquering demons from the Taoist monk Fahai. 】
Fa Hai? It can’t be that one, right?
Tang Sen was stunned for a moment, then a look of ecstasy appeared on his face.
That gentleman, with one move of the mighty dragon, defeated all the invincible hands in the world, and made countless demons and demons hate him. His words of "how dare you do the same thing" showed the demeanor of an eminent monk. He is really an idol model for our generation of monks.
Now, I can become Fahai? Then am I not invincible?
Punch the heaven, kick the spiritual mountain, well... just think about it.
Heavenly Court has no grudge against me. Lingshan is my backer. What the hell is this short-term thing about? Don’t just disappear when you arrive at Lingxiao Palace... Could it be that I want to say, "Haotian, have you eaten?"
I'm afraid I won't be slapped and sent to Lingshan to meet the Buddha.
Before Tang Sen finished yy, the system voice came again.
[Get unlimited space with you (can grow) (cannot contain people)]
Good thing, the road to the west is difficult and long, and with endless space, at least you don’t have to make do with what you eat.
Thinking about the original Tang Sanzang, traveling thousands of miles to the west, sleeping in the wind and the open, suffering from hunger, makes my liver ache just thinking about it.
At first glance, he is short-sighted. What Buddhism wants is to preach, and what all sentient beings want is salvation. If you bring some delicious food yourself, who will say anything to others? In Tang Sen's view, this is pedantry and does not know how to adapt. If you want to do this yourself
…it’s unimaginable.
Tang Sen was posing on the spot. It must be said that Tang Sanzang's appearance was really good. He looked like a virtuous and eminent monk. He looked at the monks and believers below who were talking about it and smiled slightly.
The bait has been spread out, and by this time, the people who should arrive should be arriving soon. When Jiang Taigong fishes, only those who are willing to take the bait will take the bait.
Suddenly, there was a chaos in the crowd. Hundreds of guards wearing armor, holding halberds, and carrying Tang knives on their waists poured in. They separated the crowd like a knife and guarded both sides. Everyone knelt down and shouted "Your Majesty". There was a phoenix in the distance.
The chariot and dragon chariot drove to the high platform, followed by hundreds of officials.