Chapter 11 Nine Turns of Fat Intestines, Catching Dragons with Bear's Paws
Just as I was about to get up, the system's voice came. Normally, the system's intelligent management would handle everything. It was a very lazy system.
[One hero has three gangs. How can a holy monk take action in everything himself? 】
[Ding, the system has detected that the host accepts Sun Wukong as a disciple. The task of recruiting a disciple is completed (1/3), and the reward is a certain amount of cultivation. 】
The warm spiritual energy nourished the limbs and bones, and the ultimate sense of comfort almost made Tang Sen moan.
Cool!
Feeling the mana in his body that had transformed into the realm of refining the void and combining the Tao, Tang Sen nodded with satisfaction.
I have become bald and stronger.
"Wukong, try on the new clothes my master gave you."
Tang Sen took out the suit and sunglasses given by the system for signing in from his personal space, and handed them to Sun Wukong.
If it weren't for the system's beep, I almost forgot that there was still this suit of clothes in the space. It's not a magic weapon, how could it be compared to my own Jinlan cassock!
Looking at the black clothes he had never seen before, although he felt strange, Sun Wukong quickly took them and put them on.
Although he didn't expose any hair that shouldn't be exposed, Wukong, who had learned human etiquette, still felt uncomfortable without clothes.
The crisp black suit perfectly shows Sun Wukong's slender and straight figure. The size is short and well-fitted, and the overall appearance highlights a capable and mysterious figure.
As soon as you wear sunglasses, your aloofness and melancholy temperament become more prominent, making your eyes brighter.
Looking at the new Sun Wukong in front of him, Tang Sen nodded with satisfaction.
As expected, a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle.
Changing clothes makes a big difference.
There was only that tie. Sun Wukong didn’t know what to do with it because he didn’t know how to wear it.
Tang Sen walked over, gently helped him put it on, and patted his shoulder.
"In the past, you wore armor and fought with iron rods, but now you wear suits and ties and act politely. This is called progress."
Sun Wukong:???
"Pfft, hahaha." Tang Sen laughed without any warning.
Sun Wukong:???
Is this outfit weird? Sun Wukong stood there at a loss and could only wait for Tang Sen to finish laughing with a dark face.
"Wukong, my master suddenly thought of something funny."
"Once upon a time, Xiaopang went to participate in a cooking competition, and a judge kept picking on him. One moment he said his cooking skills were poor, and the next he said he had concealed the taste of the ingredients. Anyway, it was all kinds of embarrassing. What would you do?
"
Sun Wukong had already taken part in it. Thinking that the Jade Emperor had used Bi Mawen to humiliate him, he clenched the golden cudgel in his hand angrily.
The answer is obvious.
Tang Sen patted his hand that was holding the golden cudgel, signaling him to relax, and continued talking.
"Little Fatty was also very angry, but he did not choose to throw the pot directly into the face of the annoying referee. Instead, he chose to continue cooking until the "Nine Turns Fat Sausage" was cooked."
"Master, that man bullied Fatty so much. Why didn't Fatty resist? Are we just going to let him humiliate me?" Sun Wukong was obviously a little excited.
Tang Sen ignored it and continued.
"When the "Nine Turns Fat Sausage" was served on the stage, the scene was very exciting. Xiaopang said frankly that he deliberately retained the original flavor of part of the ingredients. He had washed them but not washed them, and used the fire to remove the juices, leaving the original flavor."
"The judges looked very excited when they heard this, but they still gritted their teeth, carefully cut a small piece and put it in their mouth. The little fat girl smiled happily."
"If you were this judge, what choice would you make? If you put down the defense, you can't eliminate me; if you pick up the defense, you can never forget me."
"Me? Me? What would I do?"
Tang Sen looked at the thoughtful Sun Wukong and nodded happily.
"If Fatty directly beats the judges, then Fatty has violated the rules, and Fatty is fully responsible, while the judges are safe and sound and will not be punished. But now, Fatty has retaliated against the judges in his own way, and within the rules.
Inside, the judges were forced to eat the fattened intestines and became a laughing stock from then on. This price is far more serious than punching him."
"Things can be solved not only by force, but sometimes by using another method, the effect is better." Sun Wukong slowly said the results of his simple thinking, but the light in his eyes became brighter and brighter. It turned out that things were not just about fighting and killing.
It can be solved.
Fortunately, it's not like stone people share the same brain, so I finally figured it out.
Tang Sen breathed a sigh of relief.
"What I want to tell you as a teacher is: No matter how the world operates or how a force operates, there must be rules. It cannot be done by one person. Just like a cooking competition, the rule is that the judges must have tasted the food before they can judge.
The power to eliminate contestants. Xiaopang used this rule to make the judges pay an unimaginable price, and what about you?"
"Me? Making trouble in the Heavenly Palace means overturning the table and trying to break the rules. The end result is to be suppressed for five hundred years. But what if I follow the rules? Can the Tathagata suppress a "Monkey King" at will? Will the Heavenly Court allow it?"
"Impossible! If the Heavenly Court allows Buddhism to be so humiliating, how can the Heavenly Court lose its face! If the Heavenly Court allows the Buddhism to suppress the Immortal Family in the Heavenly Court, what will the sentient beings of the three realms think? In other words, if I can be an official safely, I will still be the Great Qitian.
Holy Monkey King, there is no way he will be imprisoned for five hundred years and allowed to be bullied."
"It turns out that I am still too young."
The speaking speed is getting faster and faster, and the logic is getting clearer.
Finally, Sun Wukong realized and understood how stupid his previous actions were.
He looked at Tang Sen with a grateful face. If it weren't for this person, he would still be in the dark.
Stupidly hating the Tathagata, Heaven.
It turns out that the most hateful thing is the stupid self from before.
This is the grace of preaching, the way to establish oneself, the way to survive, and the way to gain wisdom!
For a moment, I felt even more grateful to Tang Sen.
"Hahaha, don't you think this story is funny?" Tang Sen laughed heartily when he saw that Sun Wukong finally realized his enlightenment and was no longer the stupid monkey he used to be.
"Hahaha, it's funny, so ridiculous." Sun Wukong also started laughing, with tears streaming down his face. He didn't know whether the person laughing was the judge who was having trouble answering, or his stupid self before.
It doesn't matter anymore, everything is gone with the wind, and it will never be the same again.
One person and one monkey, chatting and laughing, all the way to the west.
Looking at the horizon, I seem to see the majestic Nine Heavens Tower.
Jade Emperor, next time my old grandson comes to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it will not be like the script!
…
The two of them headed west.
When you are hungry, you pick wild fruits from the mountains, and sometimes take out steaming meals in the space to eat.
When you are thirsty, you drink from the clear springs in the mountains, and sometimes you take out the fine wine and drink freely.
It was so leisurely and happy along the way.
It is better than a young man going on an outing or traveling around the mountains and rivers.
Until this day.
The master and the disciple climbed over the high mountains and heard the sound of water.
Tang Sen calculated his journey and found that he was almost going to meet the little white dragon.
Then he smiled brightly.
Dragon, that is a dragon. I have always been a descendant of a dragon, but I have never seen a real dragon.
"The Yingchou Stream is ahead. Wukong, hurry up and let's go to the front to rest." After saying that, he walked forward quickly.
Sun Wukong hurriedly followed behind.
The two found a wide place by the stream and lit a fire. Tang Sen took out a pair of plump bear paws, plucked and peeled them, cleaned them, and roasted them on the fire.
If the white horse is gone, how can we bring out the little white dragon?
The answer given by Tang Sen is barbecue!
Brush the surface with a thin layer of oil, then sprinkle with a pinch of salt and a pinch of cumin to retain the natural flavor of bear paws to the maximum extent.
The tangy fragrance wafted in the deep stream, awakening the giant creature sleeping at the bottom of the water. Its eyes suddenly lit up, like two bright lanterns.
I saw Wukong's eyes glowing green, his mouth watering, and he looked impatient.
Tang Sen smiled slightly and said, "It'll be ready soon, wait."
Fortunately, the bear's paws were huge, weighing more than a hundred pounds per bear, which was enough for two people to eat and still have plenty left over.
Finally, apply a layer of honey and you're done.
Use a knife to cut open the bear's paw. It's charred on the outside and tender on the inside. The rich aroma of meat mixed with the floral aroma of honey is intoxicating.
The increasingly rich fragrance continues to attract mysterious underwater creatures.
Feeling the rapid flow of water in the pool next to him, and the vague sense of the giant thing, Tang Sen's mouth curved.
Little White Dragon, you took the bait!
Come quickly to the poor monk's bowl.
Seeing Wukong in front of him who only had delicious food in his eyes, Tang Sen slapped his quietly extended hand in a funny way.
"Wukong, an uninvited guest is coming."
Withdrawing his outstretched hand, Sun Wukong smiled awkwardly.
Uninvited guest? I should be beaten for disturbing my grandson's meal.
At that moment, I let go of my consciousness and felt the surroundings and the distance.
No evil spirit?
At this moment, a huge whirlpool appeared in the center of the pool.
"Crash." A huge white shadow suddenly emerged from the water and struck at the bear's paw with lightning speed. Tang Sen was too close and was suddenly within the attack range.
"You evil beast, how dare you." Sun Wukong looked at him with eyes splitting in disbelief.
The surrounding sky was explored, but I did not expect that the danger came from the bottom of the water.
The master treated him with great kindness, just like reincarnation. If the master was killed due to his own negligence, he would not be able to forgive himself.
He took action with anger and struck with all his strength. The end of the golden cudgel suddenly became longer and larger. With a critical strike, he hit the white figure in the middle.
Just like playing baseball, the huge white shadow was hit from the front and flew back faster than when it came.
Bingo, home run!
"Boom!" The huge white shadow hit the mountains, causing rocks to fall all around, and a huge sound like thunder echoed in the valley.
I saw a huge white shadow sticking on top of the thousand-foot cliff. If you look closely, it is a white dragon, but it looks a bit miserable now.
The dragon's horns were broken, the scales were shattered, and blue blood seeped out from the edges of the broken scales, then dripped into the pool.
The whole dragon is stuck on the mountain wall like a mural, and it can't be buckled off.
A burst of white light flashed, and in the blink of an eye, the white dragon turned into a man in white and floated to the ground.
He has a heroic appearance and an extraordinary temperament, but he looks a little embarrassed now.
One horn on his head was broken, his left hand was dangling, obviously broken, and his right hand was covering his waist. The wound was still oozing with blue blood. He was limping on his right foot, thinking about Tang Sen and the two approaching.