Chapter 356 I Eat You To Save Face, And I Want Money
"What kind of madman dares to be so arrogant in front of my master's door?" came a cute voice.
Sun Wukong took a closer look and saw that the door slowly opened, but there was no one in front of him.
Sun Wukong:???What a ghost?
He wiped his eyes in disbelief, and a golden light appeared. No demons, ghosts, or invisibility techniques could escape his move.
But, still no one was seen.
Just when he was confused, the voice came again.
"What are you looking at? I'm here!"
Following the sound, Sun Wukong slowly lowered his head. A little girl was standing in front of him, glaring at him with her head raised. The little girl was probably only four or five years old, small, and her cheeks were as bulging as a frog.
, so cute.
"Um, kid, don't make trouble. Go and ask your adults to come out and tell them that the Monkey King is here." Because he played with Red Boy along the way, Sun Wukong was also very tolerant of the children.
He said with a slight smile, and wanted to reach out and touch her head.
The boy ducked away with a look of disgust on his face. He stretched his head and looked behind Sun Wukong, but there was nothing there. "I've never heard of the Monkey King, and I didn't even ask. Whose territory is this here? Why would you dare to come and cause trouble?"
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He is small in stature and has a cocky tone.
Sun Wukong had a smile on his face. If it were an adult, he would have swung it with a stick, but this little guy was really cute and couldn't get angry at all.
"You are really naughty kid, let me teach you a lesson for your adults."
Sun Wukong stretched out his ape-like arms, pulled out the two braids, and lifted the girl up. The golden cudgel turned into a thin board.
"Pap-pap-pap." After a few gentle strokes, the little guy yelled loudly at first, then slowly fell silent.
After finishing the three boards, they were put down again.
The girl's face looked as if it was dripping blood, and she became more and more angry. Finally, she was so angry that she rushed towards Sun Wukong with all her teeth and claws.
He stretched his right hand forward, pressed it against her forehead, and tried to let her hit her with a set of bastard punches, but her hand was too short and she laughed to death, unable to hit her at all.
He kicked a few more times, but still missed.
Sun Wukong watched it leisurely and found it quite interesting.
But the little guy was not happy. Seeing that he couldn't hit anything, he finally let out a "wow" and burst into tears.
Sun Wukong was stunned. Before he could step forward to comfort him, a voice came from inside the door.
"Who is making trouble in front of my door?"
Before he finished speaking, a middle-aged man walked out of the door. He had a round head and a square face, thick eyebrows, and he was not angry or intimidating.
Wearing a bright yellow Taoist robe, with a green Lugong ribbon tied around his waist, and wearing a pair of green cloth shoes with double ends, he was shaking the whisk in his hand, but he looked a little different.
The gods he had seen in the past were all extraordinary and extraordinary. Sun Wukong had only seen such burly figures in some of the generals in heaven, such as the Four Heavenly Kings, the Giant Spirit God, and the like.
"Who are you? You dare to make trouble in front of my door. Do you know my reputation?" The Taoist shook his fly whisk, opened his eyes and glanced at Sun Wukong, and asked contemptuously.
At this time, the little boy broke free from Sun Wukong's control and hurriedly ran behind the Taoist priest and hid.
"Master, master, beat him, but it's him. He came to make trouble and bully me." His face fell, pitifully.
"Oh, what's your reputation? Do you know my name?" Sun Wukong seems to have an arrogant look, and he is not used to it. In terms of reputation, there are really not many people in the three realms who are greater than him. The Monkey King
Is this a false reputation?
"I am True Immortal Ruyi! You are so impudent!" True Immortal Ruyi's eyes widened in anger. After so many years, the last person who spoke to him like this is probably covered in grass.
"What are you barking at?" Sun Wukong shouted sharply. He couldn't bear this anger.
Seeing that things are not getting better, take the first advantage!
The golden cudgel in his hand was swung horizontally.
"I, the Monkey King, have never seen such a foolish person like you!"
He didn't stop holding his hands as he spoke. Anyway, to him, it made no difference whether the water was snatched or given as a gift. It was just a matter of initiative and passive.
It would be more convenient to take it back after you have conquered it. This is probably what Master often said about convincing people with "virtue".
Well, you have to remember this sentence. As soon as your mind wandered, a big word "virtue" appeared on the Golden Cudgel!
This is the real way to convince people with "morality"!
Sun Wukong thought proudly.
The Ruyi Jinxian didn't expect that the man in front of him would get into a fight after a disagreement. He was careless and didn't dodge, and was knocked away with a stick.
"Master." The little boy watched the Ruyi Golden Immortal fly away and quickly chased after it. One flew in the sky and the other chased on the ground.
With a "pop", Ruyi Jinxian fell hard to the ground. The little boy retracted his outstretched hand in embarrassment, feeling pain in his nipples.
"Master, are you okay?" Although she didn't catch it, she could help him up.
Ruyi Jinxian lay on the ground and did not want to get up. He was so embarrassed and embarrassed.
But when the call came to his ears, he couldn't ignore it, so he turned over and got up.
"Well, you Bi Ma Wen, you don't have martial ethics, you actually attack by surprise, this matter is not over!" The Taoist robe on his body was dirty, and he didn't know where he dropped the fly whisk in his hand.
Ruyi Jinxian simply stopped pretending, a pair of golden hooks appeared in his hands, and attacked Sun Wukong.
Monkey King? If I give you face, I call you Monkey King. If I don’t give you face, you will be called Bi Ma Wen!
He had heard his brother talk about this monkey. He was not very capable and had a bad temper. He dared to cause trouble in heaven back then. He was also a talented person.
This sentence "Bi Ma Wen" can be said to hit the pain point. The smile on Sun Wukong's face disappeared in an instant, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.
These three words are the shame of his life!
If he couldn't beat him, he would really beat the Jade Emperor for how dared to insult him like that back then.
But, if I can't defeat the Jade Emperor, how can I defeat you? How dare a little immortal dare to be so presumptuous!
With a sneer on his face, Sun Wukong looked at Immortal Ruyi who came over with double hooks, and tightened the golden cudgel in his hand.
He stepped back to the right, held the stick tightly with both hands, aimed at the flying Immortal Ruyi, and swung the stick hard.
As the saying goes, every inch is stronger!
The hook of the Ruyi Golden Immortal was a close-fitting short weapon. Before it even touched the corner of Sun Wukong's clothes, he was knocked away by another stick.
"biu", home run!
This lesson was not enough. The phantoms on Sun Wukong's feet changed, and his body shape increased in an instant. Even those who were fast were left with afterimages.
"Boy, you are very brave. Since you want to die, I will help you."
Before the Ruyi Golden Immortal fell to the ground, he heard Sun Wukong's words. Then, before he could think about it, he received another hard blow on his back and flew into the sky again.
In this way, whenever the Ruyi Immortal is about to fall, Sun Wukong will always appear at the landing point first, and then send him to heaven.
For a whole quarter of an hour, Immortal Ruyi had been experiencing the feeling of flying, and the pushing sensation on his back from time to time made him miserable.
"Don't fight, don't fight anymore!" The little girl saw that her master seemed to be no match, so she hurriedly spoke out, no matter what the danger was, she hugged Sun Wukong's right leg with both hands and made up her mind not to let go.
Finally, Ruyi Zhenxian landed, safely. Fortunately, he took a breath.
Sun Wukong dragged his right leg, and the large pendant kept hanging on his leg, and he couldn't help but get up.
He didn't care at all when the Ruyi Golden Immortal fell down. After one or two rounds of fighting, he fully tested the depth of the Ruyi True Immortal.
To sum it up simply, it is vulnerable.
This kind of opponent, Sun Wukong said, is just cannon fodder like the one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals back then. If he really wants to kill, just one stick is enough.
"Okay, okay, let me go, why don't I stop fighting?" Sun Wukong said helplessly, holding a pendant with closed eyes on his leg.
"Really? Don't lie to me." The little girl let go of her hand doubtfully.
Sun Wukong smiled helplessly, what could he do? She was still a child.
"I still like your arrogant look at the beginning, please recover." Sun Wukong looked at the little girl with a half-smile and said.
The little girl stuck out her tongue cutely and said nothing, understanding that Sun Wukong was just teasing.
The Ruyi Zhenxian beside him has been motionless since he fell to the ground. His whole body hurts, especially his waist, which is probably broken.
The front of my arm received a blow from Sun Wukong and is still numb.
He just counted silently and found that he had been beaten eighty-nine times in total. It was so cruel and inhumane!
Now he just wants to pretend to be dead, pretend to be dead silently.
This Sun Wukong is too scary. Doesn’t it mean that his skills are not very good? Now beating him is just like playing. Isn’t this a trick?
He was complaining about his unreliable brother. He almost got beaten to death today because he believed in his lies.
After teasing the little girl for a while, it was time for Sun Wukong to get down to business.
Turning around to see the Immortal Ruyi still lying on the ground, pretending to be dead, his smile faded and he slowly walked over.
"Hey, don't pretend to be dead. If you don't get up, I will really kill you."
Sun Wukong ‘poke’ you with the golden cudgel.
Ruyi Zhenxian:???
I didn't dare to continue pretending to be dead. Even though I was complaining in my heart, I still got up as soon as I turned over.
"No, no, no, great sage, please be merciful, we are still married, so please don't."
Immortal Ruyi waved his hands repeatedly with a horrified expression. He was really afraid that Sun Wukong would knock him over with a stick.
One hundred and eight thousand kilograms of Ruyi golden cudgel, who knows who will get it!
"Oh? Are you related? What kind of relationship? How can I, my old grandson, be related to you?" Sun Wukong asked with interest.
He was born a stone monkey and has no relatives. Is it possible that this guy is also a 'stone man'?
"What the Great Sage doesn't know is that I have an elder brother who is the Bull Demon King of Jilei Mountain." Ruyi Jinxian said with an apologetic smile on his face.
"Oh? My inconspicuous big brother?"
Mentioning this person, Sun Wukong immediately remembered the happy time in Huaguo Mountain.
At that time, the sky was blue, the grass was green, and a group of innocent, cute and carefree monkeys were playing in the mountains.