"Crack!" Shocking thunderbolts fell from the sky, thunder god drummed and hammered, and silver snakes danced wildly.
The Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats present here were all shocked. How could there be thunder coming from the sky in the holy land of Buddhism in the West?
The last time Thunder Snakes danced was the Divine Punishment not long ago, what happened this time?
Countless people pointed their fingers, but couldn't find any clues.
"Get out!!!" A voice that was more shocking than the thunder sounded, and in the chaos of heaven and earth, it sounded like the voice of a giant.
I saw the image of the Tathagata on the high platform, standing high above the sky and on the ground, with golden light all over the place, and now it was showing an angry look.
With just a loud roar, the wind and cloud receded, and the thunder concealed itself.
After yelling, I felt much better.
Tathagata Buddha regained his calm expression and held the pearl of wisdom in his hand.
It was as if the person just now was not him.
Although he was calm on the outside, in his heart he was already scolding that damn Tang Sanzang!
This damn Tang Sanzang!
All the rings have been broken for you!
The abstention from alcohol and meat, the abstention from killing, the abstention from lust!
It was better in the past, and I just turned a blind eye when it came to sneaking around.
Now, he is openly provoking himself.
The most annoying thing is that I really can't do anything to him!
Hey, I’m so angry!
Who chose this product in the first place?
By the way, it’s Guanyin.
As for myself, of course I selectively ignored it. What could I have done wrong? It was just a mistake that I failed to investigate.
Thinking of this, he looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva standing in the first place on the left hand below with sharp eyes.
At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva is in a state of confusion. What...this...this, what happened?
She didn't know what was going on. The Three Realms and Six Paths did not exist in the Xiliang Women's Kingdom. It was a place outside the world. It could avoid all prying eyes. Only those who were destined to enter could enter. All calculation techniques were unobservable. If it hadn't been this time
The talisman that Buddha left on Tang Sen's body was guided by the soul on it, but he could not find its place.
You could feel the Buddha's sharp gaze lowered. Although he didn't understand what he was saying, he still stood respectfully, as if he accepted the punishment.
You are the boss, whatever you say is what you say, it is all my fault.
Looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva looking like an angry little daughter-in-law, lying flat, Tathagata Buddha has lost his temper.
Forget it, she can't be blamed. What else can his disciples do?
Of course I chose to forgive him, but I was still so angry!
After getting angry, he still had to face reality. He still had to wipe his butt. It would be impossible if he didn’t wipe it. Who said he was the hope of Buddhism?
But how to wipe it?
The Tathagata Buddha meditated hard and the Buddhist tradition was orthodox. He was not allowed to marry a wife or fall in love. This rule cannot be allowed.
Right.
With a flash of inspiration, the Buddha remembered a branch of Buddhism, the Tao of Joy, which is essentially the Tao of Yin and Yang.
Although it was a bit embarrassing for his disciple to learn this thing, he didn't care about it at this time. Compared with headlines like "Buddhist holy monk broke his precepts and openly took a girl to the West", it seems that it is not unacceptable to be taken advantage of by Huanxi Buddha.
, the meat was rotten in the pot anyway.
There seemed to be no better way, so Buddha made up his mind.
"Huanxi, come here, quietly, don't let others find out." Huanxi Buddha, who was practicing Huanxi Zen in the cave, suddenly received a message from the Tathagata Buddha. He was startled, almost something serious happened, and he couldn't help but feel confused afterwards.
Tathagata Buddha has always looked down upon his lineage and dismissed him as a heretic. He has not looked for him for tens of millions of years, but now he has taken the initiative to look for him.
This is really strange.
However, when the Buddha summoned him, he had to go, otherwise he would lose his dignity. Under the service of the beauties on the left and right, he passed on his clothes and flew on the clouds to the top of the spiritual mountain where infinite light bloomed.
After summoning the Happy Buddha, the Buddha selectively forgot the things he just saw that he shouldn't have seen. Just a red and pink skull, but he also wants to mess with my Taoist mind?
Hum, dreaming!
Only his unsatisfactory disciple can be deceived by this color.
When I think of Tang Sen, I think that I seem to have become a nanny. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. What a scoundrel! A scoundrel!
As the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas and the leader of a supreme Taoist lineage, when did I ever receive such anger?
"Huh!" The loud voice shouted, but the Buddhas in Lingshan did not notice anything strange.
And thousands of miles away, a shocking thunder suddenly sounded. It came so suddenly, snakes returned to their caves, birds returned to their nests, everything trembled in this brilliant power of heaven, and at the same time, there were some people hiding in a cave who were shuddering.
in black robe.
Have I been discovered?
No?
Is there any?
He couldn't help but fell into deep self-doubt. The thunder came so unexpectedly. If it had formed naturally, he would not have believed it.
Ignore the frightened little quail.
In the Daughter Kingdom, Tang Sen was enjoying all the blessings at this time.
"Ah, open your mouth." Her slender and white jade fingers, like onions, twisted a crystal clear grape and gently put it into the man's mouth. The empress looked at the handsome and even somewhat enchanting monk in front of her, feeling as affectionate as water, and exhaled like water.
orchid.
After eating these grapes, Tang Sen smiled bitterly. This was already the 365th grape he had eaten today. They were delicious, but he really couldn't eat any more.
The empress didn't know what was going on. As soon as she returned to the palace, she pestered him, looked at the flowers, took a walk, and now she thought of feeding him. Alas, who can understand the troubles of a handsome man.
He stopped the empress from feeding the next grape and said, "Lin'er, look, this is the end of the day. I can't eat anymore. Besides, the disciples are still waiting for me. I have to go back."
"Tang Sen said helplessly.
He would never admit that he wanted to escape because he couldn't bear it anymore, hum! Never!
"Hey, Master." Suddenly, a familiar face appeared in front of him.
Pushing aside the monkey's head in front of him, Tang Sen saw that all the people he had brought appeared here, including Zhu Bajie, Xiao Bailong, and Hong Hai'er. Countless question marks appeared on their heads.
"Brother Yudi, are you surprised? Are you very happy?"
Tang Sen shook his head blankly, so happy!
"I have arranged all the disciples in this palace. From now on, we will all be a family. Come on, disciples, call me."
"Hello, Master!" four voices sounded, only Ruyi Jinxian hugged the red boy and hid aside with the green lion.
Sun Wukong and others all looked gloating, standing there waiting to see the joke.
Tang Sen:???
It seems that the poor monk will lose his virginity tonight, what an evil woman.
Even if I want to run away, I can't escape. If I want to run, I can't.
"This, I say, Your Majesty..." Tang Sen smiled sheepishly, not knowing what to say.
"Humph, you still call me Your Majesty. Didn't you agree to call me by your name? Brother Yudi~~"
I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I really can't stand it.
Tang Sen shuddered.
"Well, Lin'er, don't you think this is bad? I have to go to the Western Heaven. You have heard what the master said. I must go to the Western Heaven." Tang Sen begged for mercy with a mournful face.
If this continues, he is afraid that he will really not be able to go to the Western Heaven and just lie down in the Western Liang Women's Kingdom. Then the Tathagata Buddha may really lead a million-strong army from the Western Heaven to kill him.
That scene was so 'beautiful' just thinking about it.
Also, he is a little scared as he is as protective as jade.
"Brother Yudi, I will accompany you to Xitian, but I will stay in my country of Xiliang Women to recuperate for the past few days. It won't be too late to leave after your injury is healed."
After a series of hard battles, everyone was more or less injured, except Tang Sen.
Not many people can break his perverted body.
"As for tonight, don't leave." Her coquettish tone matched her charming face and devilish figure.
If you fall, you will fall.
After wiping the nosebleed that was gushing out, Tang Sen exclaimed in his heart, "It's so powerful, it's really powerful. Female sex hurts people invisibly."
"No, I have to leave." How could Tang Sen, a gentleman, be addicted to women?
"Lin'er, you have to know that we are in danger now. The Three Realms are in danger. The poor monk still has the responsibility to save the world. Now is really not the time for children to love each other." Tang Sen said seriously, staring into the eyes of the empress.
This is indeed not nonsense, the devil, the alien world, and the three realms are now in danger, but the mortals on the earth will not know that the sky will change, and the gods and Buddhas who know all this will not tell them the truth.
After all, there's no point in telling them.
Maybe not knowing is also a kind of happiness.
Although I didn't see too many ordinary people along the way, they worked at sunrise and rested at sundown, and lived a peaceful and ordinary life. The family had food and clothing, a family banquet, and peace and well-being. Isn't this happiness?
Like him, he knows that the sky is about to fall and Huanghuang cannot live forever, so he just wants to become stronger. If you think about it carefully, who is happier between the two?
Sometimes, Tang Sen is a little envious of those ordinary people.
But there are always some unsightly things that want to destroy this beauty. He turned to look at the sky. Under his eyes, there was a faint black evil energy escaping in the western sky.
The birth of the devil is not far away!
"Lin'er, I have to go." Although the words were the same, the empress knew from his solemn tone that he was not joking this time.
"Are you in such a hurry?"
"The demonic energy in the west is looming, and the time left for the Three Realms is running out." Tang Sen said slowly, his face as dark as water.
As soon as the devil appears, the three realms will be in chaos, and other realms will definitely take advantage of it. At that time, the greatest catastrophe will come to the ancient world. No one is sure to survive, not even the aloof saint.
At the same time, Heaven issued a warning.
Heavenly Court, Buddhism, and various ancient gods who usually hide in the caves of Paradise also changed their expressions.
Finally, it's coming.
All immortals above the Taiyi realm can see the western world, where demonic energy is gathering and lingering. That is the realm of Buddhism. No one really expected that the demonic path is hidden there.
Especially for Lingshan, "Check it for me, and I will find it even if everything is earth-shaking."
Just as I had given some instructions to Happy Buddha, something unexpected happened.
The devil is hidden in the western sky? This is really a slap in the face.
He even wondered if today was his unlucky day.
The apprentice is disobedient, and now the devil is joining in the fun? Then beat him!
The holy voice of Tathagata Buddha roared to heaven and earth, and the heavens shook.
Three thousand Bodhisattvas, countless Arhats, and Buddhas came out in full force and turned the Western Heaven upside down, not sparing any inch of land.
But no matter how hard I searched, nothing was found, and the demonic energy seemed to appear out of thin air.
"Reporting back to the Buddha, there is no difference in the Buddha's land." Arhat replied, the Buddha sitting on the lotus platform remained silent.
I just sighed in my heart, the devil is equal to the Dao, and the Dao of Heaven has warned me, how could this catastrophe be avoided so easily.
Tripitaka, the time that being a teacher can give you to develop is running out!
Looking at the distant east, my eyes seemed to see Tang Sen in the Xiliang Women's Kingdom in the distance.
"What is supposed to come will always come. There is no way to avoid it. All Buddhas will return to their respective places."
The Lingshan Mountain is still shining brightly, the Buddhas are listening quietly, and the Buddha is preaching, as if nothing has happened.