Tang Sen naturally doesn't understand the major events happening outside, but as a person who is subject to robbery, he is particularly sensitive to fluctuations in the way of heaven.
Tang Sen looked up at the cloudless blue sky and was stunned.
He seemed to have heard Tiandao calling for help just now. He shook his head and threw this unrealistic idea out of his head.
God asked him for help? Don't be kidding, what kind of Karami is he?
Thinking too much.
I've been so tired lately that I've been hallucinating. I blame these two women for causing trouble for me.
"Brother Yudi, I just washed the grapes. Come, let me feed you, ah." The empress next to her twisted her slender willow waist and walked over with a smile on her face. She held a grape in her left hand and twisted one in her right hand, peeling it off.
Skinned.
His eyes were looking provocatively at the tranquility next to him.
Tang Sen reluctantly ate the grapes in front of his mouth. He was in a trance and came again.
This matter has to start two days ago.
That day, the sky was blue and the wind was light.
Then, he said something that he regrets to this day.
"Lin'er, let me introduce you to someone."
Then, An Ning and Zhao Lin'er stared at each other.
"Brother Sen, who is this woman?"
"Brother Yudi, who is this woman?"
Two voices sounded at the same time, and Tang Sen's eyelids suddenly jumped wildly.
He hates it! He hates nothing else but himself for being stupid!
As the saying goes, two women perform a play, and then he sets up the stage with his own hands.
He wanted to slap himself twice.
"This...this, let me introduce to you, this is An Ning, my sister." Tang Sen introduced the empress to the empress while holding the young An Ning.
"This is Zhao Lin'er, the Empress of Xiliang. Now, she is my girlfriend." Under An Ning's aggressive gaze, Tang Sen still did not say the word "wife", but as soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of excitement from his waist.
Painful, he turned his head and saw the empress looking at him with a smile, but her left hand was pressing harder on his waist.
He didn't dare to refute and just endured it silently.
After tidying up Tang Sen for a while, the empress looked at Tang Sen with a bitter look on his face, and then withdrew the Nine Yin White Bone Claw with satisfaction.
"This sister, if you don't mind me, just call me Sister Lin. You are such a beautiful little girl. We will be a family from now on. I will definitely love you as much as my brother Yu."
Looking at the smiling empress, Tang Sen looked horrified and took a deep breath.
What a powerful woman, she directly declared her sovereignty, took the initiative, and turned against the guests. This move was really slippery.
Even though the victim was Tang Sen, he secretly gave a thumbs up. Why didn't he see that this obedient empress next to him had such a skill in the past?
Tang Sen couldn't help but cast a surprised look at the empress.
The empress smiled proudly, little girl, fight with me!
An Ning just stared at her quietly without saying anything, and suddenly threw herself into Tang Sen's arms.
"Brother Sen, who is this beautiful sister? She speaks so fiercely, unlike me, who only feels sorry for my brother."
Tang Sen, who subconsciously caught An Ning's petite body rushing towards him, was stunned when he heard this.
Avoid its sharp edges and hit the point directly.
Even a little peace is not easy.
A master's attack will be fatal.
He looked at the fighting spirit emerging from the eyes of the empress beside him, as well as the faint sound of gnashing of teeth.
Tang Sen shuddered, put down the little girl and wanted to escape from the battlefield.
"Stop, brother Yudi, where do you want to go? Do you dislike my sister for not being gentle?"
There is a knife hidden in a smile! This is definitely a knife hidden in a smile!
Looking at the smiling empress, Tang Sen was extremely frightened. His next words would directly determine his life or death.
"No way, Lin'er is the gentlest. I'm just, by the way, I'm thirsty and want to find water to drink." Tang Sen broke out in a cold sweat, and an idea suddenly occurred to him under the tension, which reminded him of Water Escape.
"Oh? Really? I have water here, drink it, but you have to drink it all."
Looking at the twenty liters of mountain spring water that the empress took out from the space jade bracelet, Tang Sen fell into deep thought and swallowed.
But facing the staring eyes of the two women, he could only pick up the bucket.
Then, within two days, the two women fought openly and secretly. Although there was no murderous look on their faces, Tang Sen felt that he was on the edge of a knife all the time.
The feeling of being precarious and possibly dying at any time is really exciting!
Thinking of the "happy" life of the past two days, Tang Sen's head hurt and he felt a little dazed.
There were four meals a day, and each meal had two dishes. If it was delicious, there would be nothing more to say. Tang Sen could bear it until he saw one person carrying a barbecue that was still raw, and another carrying a black plate.
When the charcoal-like barbecue came, he realized what was waiting for him.
But under the eyes of the two women, he could only pretend to enjoy it, and every time he swept away these "delicious foods", he still had to perform.
The key is to make up nice words in the end to stabilize these two little ancestors.
Is this still how people live?
Tang Sen looked up to the sky and sighed.
Once, Sun Wukong asked him: "Master, if you enjoy the blessings of everyone, you should be the happiest person in the world, right?"
Tang Sen just wants to say, happiness...so much!!!
But seeing the two tigresses staring at him with eager eyes, he could only smile and nod.
But there is a river of sadness in my heart.
If you do something wrong, you will not live!
Looking at Sun Wukong's longing eyes, Tang Sen just wanted to give him a big wall pocket!
Traitor, traitor!
I can’t see that my teacher is suffering!
When his thoughts turned back, another plate of mangoes appeared in front of him, and then, An Ning's petite and cute face.
"Brother Sen, come and eat mangoes."
Tang Sen is full of bullshit. This is how he has been here these past few days.
Seeing the faint sparks emerging between the two women, Tang Sen shuddered.
You must escape! You must escape! If you don’t escape, you will die sooner or later!
Tang Sen's heart was racing. When he saw Bajie behind him, he suddenly had an idea.
"Hey, who is that? Bajie, are you lazy again? Tell the master quickly."
Zhu Bajie, who was talking to Sha Wujing about his life ideals in the back, was startled by Tang Sen's sudden call and hurried forward.
"Master, no, I have been very obedient these days. I only eat three meals a day, two bowls per meal, and never eat more. Besides, I am the one who bears the burden." He said and raised his shoulders.
's burden.
"I don't believe it." Tang Sen was furious. How could it be possible? When did this pig become so smart? Would he hide when he saw a pot flying towards him?
Unforgivable!
Not taking the blame given by the master, it is simply bullying the master and destroying the ancestors!
He looked at Xiao Bailong and Sha Wujing next to him angrily, wanting them to come forward to testify.
Unexpectedly, these two stupid disciples did not understand his profound meaning and just nodded dullly. Sha Wujing even replied stupidly.
"Master, I testify that the second senior brother really didn't eat much."
Helpless, extremely helpless!
Tang Sensheng waved his hand helplessly, "Very good, Bajie. I am worthy of my master's high opinion of you. Just now, my master was just testing you. Keep up the good work."
I can't plan it, it's destiny!
Who the hell? Until Zhu Bajie, who has always been greedy and lazy, suddenly became a benchmark disciple. Now, play with me!
But Tang Sen did not give up. Seeing that the enemy army was approaching and his plan failed, Tang Sen made another plan.
"Wukong, come here, my teacher will ask you if there are any monsters ahead?" With a smile on his face, Tang Sen waved to Sun Wukong in front of him to come over.
A confused Sun Wukong came over stupidly.
"Master, we haven't encountered monsters during this time." The words must be sincere, Tang Sen didn't even know how to refute.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could there be no monsters on the journey to the west! Think about it again." Tang Sen winked at Sun Wukong crazily, hoping that his proud disciple could save him from fire and water.
Tang Sen, who used to be afraid of monsters, is now extremely eager for a monster to appear in front of him soon.
Afraid, afraid of trouble.
It's a pity, how can a monkey that jumped out of a stone get enlightened?
"Master, I've thought about it seriously, but no."
"Did you see it wrong? Maybe there is a monster you didn't see?" Tang Sen made a dying struggle.
Sun Wukong smiled and said quite proudly: "Master, you have forgotten that no monster can escape from my eyes." As he spoke, his eyes sparkled with gold.
Tang Sen could only understand that he was showing off.
This silly monkey!
Tang Sen cursed secretly.
There is nothing I can do, God is going to kill me, Tang Sen can only wait and continue to accept the torture.
Mountains are poor and rivers are full of doubts and there is no way out, and there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers.
Tiandao still loved him, and a loud shout was heard.
"Hey! I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to live forever, leave the monk behind!"
This violent voice sounded like the sound of nature to Tang Sen's ears.
He came to life again and looked ahead with surprise. A little wolf demon, waving a mace, was blocking their path with a fierce look on his face.
I love you so much, little monster.
Tang Sen was beaming with joy and wished he could hug and kiss the little monster.
At the same time, he decided that he must give this little monster a decent funeral. Cremation would be good, and by the way, add more chili peppers so that it would taste better.
After thinking about it, Tang Sen thought wrong again.
"You are so bold and monstrous, how dare you do whatever you want, just leave me alone..."
Before he finished speaking, Tang Sen saw a stick sweeping out from the front, and the little wolf demon suddenly turned into the brightest star in the sky.
From hope to despair, it only takes a few seconds, but the damage suffered will take a lifetime to heal.
Tang Sen looked at the triumphant Sun Wukong in front of him with a look of helplessness.
"Master, how can you, a little demon like you, do it yourself? Just leave it to your disciple." He said and waved the big stick in his hand.
"Oh, you're so great." Tang Sensheng returned to his original position helplessly.
This world, forget it, destroy it!
Seeing the two women approaching with smiles in front of him, Tang Sensheng felt helpless.
The galloping carriage rumbled forward and soon disappeared into the horizon.
[The author of these two chapters is in good condition. Readers can take a look. They should have written 267, 268 in one go.]