"Kneel down." Sun Wukong led Monk Sha to Tang Sen, kicked him in the crook of the leg, and forced him to kneel down.
"Hey, you dyed your hair and got a tattoo, what a social bank? Can you sing and dare to ask where you are?" Looking at the shocking Monk Sha in front of him, Tang Sen laughed every time and couldn't help but joke.
Sun Wukong:???
Zhu Bajie:???
Sha Wujing:???
"Okay, just kidding! Tell me where you went wrong." Seeing that no one in front of him was laughing, Tang Sen secretly complained that he really had no sense of humor.
"Tell me carefully."
As he said that, Tang Sen took out a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, leisurely took out a toothpick and picked out his fingernails, looking nonchalant.
"I shouldn't murder the elder."
"uh-huh?"
"I shouldn't harm living creatures."
"uh-huh?"
Seeing that Tang Sen still looked unmoved, Monk Sha racked his brains to think of what else he had done wrong.
"I...have eaten a few monks before." Monk Sha said cautiously.
"It's really gone. This Liusha River has not seen a single person for several years. I can only eat birds in the sky and fish in the water to satisfy my hunger. I really don't eat many people, except for those nine unlucky monks."
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Monk Sha is about to cry. What does this monk want to explain? He has really confessed everything. I really can’t think of what other unethical things he has done.
Tang Sen finally put down the toothpick in his hand and spoke slowly.
"These are not the most important things. Your biggest mistake is... hum." During the pause, he gestured with his eyes to Zhu Bajie who was standing next to him.
Zhu Bajie understood immediately and respectfully handed over the teacup in his hand.
After taking a sip of tea from the tea cup, Tang Sen continued.
"Your biggest mistake is being ugly!"
Monk Sha:???Is it my fault for being ugly? What can I do?
"Of course, it's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault that you still look ugly and scare people."
"Do you know who I am?"
"I don't know, and I don't want to know either."
"You don't even know who I am and you dare to come and eat me? You want to eat me a lot, who do you think you are!"
"Who are you?" Monk Sha asked curiously, arousing curiosity behind the monk's back.
"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy: In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, to implement love and true compassion, I am a handsome and charming decent character, I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty,
Tang Sanzang who went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!"
Tang Sanzang? Such a familiar name? I seem to have heard it from someone? Who is it?
Monk Sha felt that the name was familiar, but he just couldn't remember it.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva personally went to the Tang Dynasty to invite me to come out of the mountain. How can you monsters harm me?" Tang Sen said disdainfully.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, yes, it is Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Monk Sha remembered that Guanyin Bodhisattva had visited the Liusha River not long ago.
This is a woman buried deep in his soft heart.
That day, I was being tortured by thousands of arrows piercing my heart. The Five Emperors had people pierce my heart with swords one after another in the air. They had to pierce my heart ten thousand times every day. At night, my heart was healed again. Originally,
I'm used to it, after all, I've been doing this every day for hundreds of years.
He was originally the curtain-rolling general of the Heavenly Court, responsible for protecting the safety of the Jade Emperor, and his status was equivalent to that of an imperial guard.
Unexpectedly, just because he broke a glass lamp, the cruel Jade Emperor demoted himself to the mortal world, and asked the Five Emperors to stab him with swords ten thousand times, ten thousand times, ten thousand times every day!
I still remember that day, when I was doing my routine, that woman came to me with a compassionate face and said, "Don't hit me, don't hit me anymore."
For her own sake, she went to heaven without hesitation to seek judgment from the Jade Emperor. Later, as expected, the Five Emperors no longer stabbed her with swords, and she no longer had to suffer the pain of thousands of arrows piercing her heart. She didn't feel any pain at all. Instead, she got used to it. Now she doesn't have any pain.
When someone stabbed me with a sword, I felt like something was missing. I still remember that before she left, she told me gently that she would wait for a monk from the Tang Dynasty and go to the West with him to learn scriptures, and then she could achieve enlightenment.
Look, everything has been arranged for yourself in the future.
She must like herself, Monk Sha is very sure! Otherwise, how could she think so much about herself?
It's a pity that she left in the end, and he still remembers her "affectionate" and "reluctant" eyes at the end.
She must be involuntarily, and he must go to the West to save her. He knows that she is the Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea, and he also knows that she works in the West. Their identities are very different.
From then on, he exercised his body and cultivated his magic power every day, always waiting for the monk from the West to complete the task she gave him, and then go to the West to see her and rescue her.
Looking at Monk Sha, who had a crazy look on his face, and even some unknown liquid leaking from the corner of his mouth, Tang Sen's head was covered with black lines, and when he raised his hand, there was a big wall pocket.
"Pa." Looking at his red palms, he felt much better.
Monk Sha, who had been slapped awake, was covering his swollen face, looking pitiful.
"You are teasing Tang Sanzang who went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. I, Guanyin Bodhisattva, have found you a disciple. Master, I have been waiting for you." Only then did Monk Sha realize that the person he had been waiting for was in front of him, and he quickly became his disciple.
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"Don't, don't dare. Don't call me master, I can't bear it."
"Do you know who the nine monks you ate are? Ah?" Tang Sen leaned down and stared at Monk Sha with sharp eyes, and his tone was quite fierce.
"No, it can't be you, right?" Monk Sha, who was stared at by Tang Sen, said hesitantly under great pressure.
He had a bad feeling that a disaster was coming.
"Bingo, congratulations, you got the answer right." Tang Sen showed his big white teeth and smiled sinisterly.
"What are you still doing? Disciples, beat me until you die." Tang Sen called on his disciples to take action.
The three people next to him were also furious after hearing this. Did this monster eat the master nine times? Damn it.
When they heard the master's greeting, they all rolled up their sleeves and leaned forward with a strange smile on their faces. They held Monk Sha down and beat him wildly.
"Don't, don't slap me in the face." Monk Sha's magic power was blocked at this time. Looking at the four big men who were surrounding him with strange smiles, he only had time to protect his face.
No weapons were used this time, and no magic power was used.
They naturally knew that Tang Sen wanted to keep him alive, otherwise he would have been killed long ago, so there would be no need for such trouble.
It's just that they hit him in the face.
"Stop fighting, don't fight. If you hit me again, your face will be disfigured!" Soon, Monk Sha's begging for mercy came from the middle of the crowd, and everyone backed away without hesitation.
At the same time, he curled his lips inwardly.
This look is equivalent to plastic surgery.
After the four people dispersed, only the miserable Monk Sha was left. At this time, his clothes were ragged and his hair was messy. Although he tried his best to protect his face, his nose and face were still bruised and swollen from the beating. Now he can only curl up in place, looking like a man.
Like a little girl who has been ravaged and bullied by countless big men, she is particularly miserable and pitiful.
"Okay, don't be sad. You always have to pay back what you owe. You ate me nine times. Do you think it's so easy to pay back?" Tang Sen sneered from the side. You are still a tough guy? Bullshit!
Monk Sha didn't speak, he just curled up and shook his body from time to time.
Tang Sen was about to say something else when he suddenly saw a cloud flying over from the south and a white cloud flying over from the east. Obviously, they were both coming to find him.
"Apprentices, guests are here. Please tidy up and don't make others laugh."
Sun Wukong and the others quickly shook their clothes, shook off the dust on them, and straightened their slightly messy hair.
Tang Sen also took out a small mirror and lipstick from the space, and applied lipstick in front of the mirror.
Then put on the Jinlan cassock and hold the nine-ring tin staff, perfect!
Looking at his handsome self in the mirror, Tang Sen was fascinated by himself.
Looking at Monk Sha who was still curled up on the spot, Tang Sen frowned and ordered.
"It must be Guanyin Bodhisattva who came and took this person out. Others saw the joke and thought we had killed him."
Just as Zhu Bajie was about to step forward, Monk Nasha stood up on his own.
Guanyin Bodhisattva is here?
He quickly wiped his red and swollen eyes and straightened his messy hair. As for the tattered clothes, he had no choice but to make do with them.
The white clouds descended, and it turned out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva...and Hui'an Tongzi.
As soon as Guanyin came to the cloud, he felt a strange gaze staring at him, which made him feel uncomfortable. When he looked over, he saw that it was Monk Nasha.
Are you afraid that you are not a fool?
I had no choice but to find a Buddhist apprentice, even a fool. I had to endure it. I smiled politely at Monk Sha and nodded.
Smiled, she smiled at me, she really liked me!
Monk Sha was ecstatic in his heart and shed tears of joy on his face. The injustice and beating he suffered were all worth it.
Guanyin:???
Seeing Monk Sha becoming more and more abnormal, Guanyin asked worriedly: "Sanzang, what's wrong with him?"
Isn't he really a fool? Do you want to find someone else like the Jade Emperor? Find a fool to learn Buddhist scriptures, don't we, the Buddhists, have no face?
"Sister Guanyin, he is probably hungry. Ignore him. Let's go over and talk about life." Tang Sen brushed his hair from his forehead and invited gracefully.
With a wave of his hand, a set of tables and chairs appeared in front of him, covered by a parasol. On the table were two glasses and a bottle of sobered red wine in a wine dispenser.
Although the weather is still a bit cold, the parasol is a ritual and does not necessarily provide shade.
Seeing that Hui'an boy was about to follow, Tang Sen quickly stopped him.
"Go, go, go. It's not suitable for children. Children should guard the door. Don't let anyone disturb me as I discuss important matters with the Bodhisattva."
Seeing Hui'an boy turning his back to guard the door with a depressed face, Tang Sen smiled with satisfaction.
When passing by Monk Sha, I put a piece of unfinished steak that had been grilled last time into his hand and said, "Look at the hungry child, eat quickly."
His tone was gentle, his smile was warm, and he was personable. He looked nothing like the Tang Sanzang who just rolled up his sleeves and hit people.
Guanyin:???
Could you please respect yourself and me?
You are a monk, is it really okay to eat meat in front of me?
Sitting down with her head full of black lines, Tang Sen quickly poured her a glass of wine.
"Bodhisattva, try it, this is my special drink."
Picking up the wine glass, Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little confused. Even though she was well-informed, she didn't recognize what it was. However, the glass was sparkling and very beautiful.
The water smells fruity, and although it looks like blood, it probably isn't.
Guanyin Bodhisattva felt relieved and was about to put down his wine glass.
Tang Sen picked up the wine glass and said, "Bodhisattva, I'll do it first as a token of respect. You can do whatever you want."
After saying that, drink it all in one gulp.
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tang Sen who was looking at her expectantly across the way, and could only bite the bullet and take a small sip.
Oh, it tasted so good that I couldn't help but drink all the red wine in the glass.