Chapter 19 Disgraceful Throwing International Style
The moment the waiter Xiao Wang opened the stall door, he was stunned!
The picture was so beautiful that he dared not look directly at it!
I saw Chen Fu sitting on the toilet, with his pants hanging down below his knees, exposing his fat white thighs, and his hands on his knees. His huge head hung low on his chest. Whenever he snored and inhaled, his head would rise slightly.
Every time you exhale, your head will drop deeply to your chest again.
Xiao Wang has been working as a waiter for four years, and this was the first time he encountered such a strange customer. He instantly thought of Zhu Bajie who secretly drank watermelon in the cartoon. He suppressed the smile in his heart and touched it with his hand.
Chen Fu said softly: "Sir, sir? Are you okay?"
Chen Fu raised his head, shook it hard twice, and said blankly: "What are you doing? Who? Who asked you to come in? When????
Watch out for me?????I will sue you for indecent assault! Get out?????get out!"
This guy was really confused. He was only thinking about how to avoid paying the bill. He even forgot to ask the waiter if the group in the room was still there!
The young waiter Xiao Wang almost spat a mouthful of old blood on Chen Fu's face and said to himself: "I molested you? Damn it! I might as well go to the pig farm and find a sow!"
Xiao Wang felt funny in his heart. Seeing that Chen Fu was fine, he turned around and left.
Chen Fu was so drunk that after the waiter left, the guy snored back to sleep!
When Xiao Wang went back and talked to the other two waitresses, the three young men almost burst out laughing. Just when they were about to report the matter to the manager, a middle-aged woman in her forties came to the court.
They come.
The person who came was none other than Chen Fu's wife, named Sun Sanniang. She was tall and thick, fat and strong, with a face bigger than a basin. Her curly hair was dyed yellow. She walked with a windy voice and spoke with a thunderous voice. Within five steps,
The evil spirit is overwhelming, and he is worthy of being the direct descendant of Lion Roar!
Sun Sanniang came here with a lot of anger.
Although Sun Sanniang seems rude, she is not a country bumpkin. She is very aware of how high the consumption level of Longjiang Hotel is. Chen Fu, who has always been timid about her at home, dared to decide to come here to treat guests without consulting her.
It's so embarrassing! If I don't give him a little strength today and let him know what a serious mistake he has made, I'm afraid he will have to make a big fuss in the future!
"Hey! Do you know where Chen Fu is?" Sun Sanniang tried her best to be gentle in her words, but the loud roar of a lion still made the three waiters a little uncomfortable.
"Chen Fu?" a waitress asked with a confused look on her face. None of the three waiters knew that the guy in the bathroom at this moment, sitting on the toilet and sleeping soundly, was Chen Fu.
"That's the person who entertained guests in Qianzihao's room!" Sun Sanniang said, suppressing the anger in her heart.
Now the three waiters knew who Sun Sanniang was talking about. Everyone in the room with the sign "Qian" had already left, except for the one who was still in the toilet.
The three waiters were all cautious. Seeing the angry look on the woman in front of them, they were afraid that she would be harmful to their customers, so Xiao Wang hesitated and asked: "Why are you looking for him? Who are you?"
"I am his wife Sun Sanniang! I came to take him home. Is he drunk?" Sun Sanniang was afraid that the waiter would not tell her, so she lowered her voice again.
The three waiters were relieved now, so Xiao Wang pointed in the direction of the bathroom and said: "He is in the bathroom, I will call him for you."
"No, I'll go by myself!" Before she could finish her words, Sun Sanniang was already walking quickly towards the bathroom, her huge body whipping up a gust of wind!
Seeing Sun Sanniang stepping on the floor loudly and striding away, the three waiters couldn't help but look at each other. One waitress said hesitantly: "She just said her name was Sun Sanniang? Why do I feel like Sun Erniang?"
"It's not Sun Erniang. Sun Erniang can't have her figure."
"Is nothing going to happen?"
"I'm looking at Xuan! Let's go over and have a look!"
As a result, the three waiters also walked quickly towards the bathroom.
Chen Fu was sleeping soundly in the bathroom, when suddenly there was a muffled sound in his ears. He suddenly looked up and saw that his wife had arrived!
This guy was so frightened that he shivered when he saw his wife with an angry look on his face. He suddenly woke up from the drunken state. Just when he wanted to speak, Sun Sanniang grabbed his ear and twisted it three times!
"Chen Fu! You bastard! You are so shameless that you fell drunk in someone else's toilet! Why didn't you fall into the toilet and drown!" The furious Sun Sanniang showed no mercy!
"Ah??????!" Chen Fu let out a wolf howl that shook the world. Fortunately, the soundproofing facilities in the six-star hotel rooms have passed the standard, otherwise the entire Longjiang Hotel would have been blown up!
"Let go! Let go and listen to me! He doesn't blame me for this!" Chen Fu said with a miserable look on his face.
"I don't blame you? Who do you blame? Do you blame me? Is there someone who put a knife on your neck to prevent you from treating me? You are a prodigal! Let's see how I deal with you when I get home!"
Sun Sanniang said fiercely, but her subordinates relaxed a little. She was also afraid that Chen Fu's strange scream would alert other guests. Longjiang Hotel is often visited by foreign guests. If foreigners find out about this, her husband will
But it is embarrassing and out of international style!
Chen Fu knew that if he didn't explain this matter to his wife clearly today, he might not be able to get her forgiveness. So the guy took Long Fei to the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine to report to help him avoid a medical accident and discussed it carefully with his wife.
Said it once.
Sun Sanniang knew her husband very well. She glanced at her and said, "Humph, Chen Fu, tell me the truth. Did you see Dr. Long reporting for duty on his first day today and plan to bully him? Otherwise, why did you put yourself in such trouble?"
Should patients who cannot be cured be referred to Dr. Long?"
"Honey, I'm wronged! I'm even more wronged than Dou E! Didn't I hear that Long Fei has a bachelor's degree in both Chinese and Western medicine, so I passed on my case to him? I'm giving him a chance to make a name for himself.
How can you say that this opportunity harmed him?" Chen Fu said with a bitter face.
"I'm sorry you are spitting on your face! I have slept with you on the same bed for almost thirty years. Others don't know your virtue of bullying the weak and fearing the strong. I don't know yet? When we first got married, you wanted to ride on my neck.
Shit, don't say that Long Fei is just a young man who has just arrived in your department, if you don't want to suppress others, you are not Chen Fu!" Sun Sanniang said with a frown.
Sun Sanniang's words were so to the point that they penetrated Chen Fu's lungs. This guy actually opened his mouth and was speechless!
"Let's go, take me to meet your colleagues." Sun Sanniang let go of Chen Fu's ears and asked him to tidy up his clothes.
The waiter Xiao Wang who just came over happened to hear what Sun Sanniang said and said quickly: "I'm sorry, except for you, all the guests in the dry room have left. Oh, they didn't pay the bill when they left. It seems they want you to Pay the bill."
Chen Fu was stunned for three seconds, then became furious and yelled: "Leave? They have already left? Why didn't you tell me earlier?! What kind of service attitude do you have! I'm going to file a complaint against you!"
"I'm sorry, sir, we wanted to tell you, but you fell asleep here." Xiao Wang said neither humble nor overbearing. When he said the word "here", he also glanced around the bathroom.
"I??????" Chen Fu almost choked to death at Xiao Wang's words. He thought for a moment, as if someone had really "disturbed" him once. Unfortunately, he fell asleep again soon. At that time, I forgot everything the waiter said to me.
This guy kept mumbling for a long time before scolding again: "These bastards are so dishonest! They just left like this after eating everything. What a bastard! My conscience was eaten by a dog. Why did I let a ghost take over my mind? Please Where are they eating?"
Chen Fu wanted to continue scolding, but was rudely interrupted by Sun Sanniang: "Shut up! If Dr. Long hadn't helped you today, you might have been involved in a lawsuit! You should treat someone to a meal Yes! I think if you hadn’t had ulterior motives and wanted to suppress others, they wouldn’t have let you bleed so much! Let’s go! Go check out with me!”
Although Sun Sanniang usually speaks a little irritably, she is a very sensible person. Although she feels sorry for her wallet, she also knows that she cannot blame Long Fei.
"The money I brought may not be enough." Chen Fu muttered. The banquets at Longjiang Hotel are also divided into different levels, and the average banquet is only a few thousand yuan. Before, Chen Fu never thought that Long Fei would be so ruthless. It's such a big meal, so I don't have enough money.
"I brought it! You don't know, right? Long Fei has already called me! Although he asked me to pick you up, I can tell that he asked me to pay the bill! Let me tell you, Don't cause trouble with Doctor Long again! Although I have never met him, based on what you said, I can guess that this is a master, a person who you need to look up to! Remember what I said." Sun Sanniang warned her husband sternly.
"Yes, yes, okay, I remember."
Although Chen Fu disagreed in his heart, he could only say yes.
"Repeat it again!"
"You told me not to cause trouble to Long Fei again. Long Fei is an expert, someone I need to look up to." Chen Fu said in a low voice.
"Well, I'll say important things three times. But for the sake of us being husband and wife, you can tell me the remaining two times when you go home and kneel on the washboard!"
While Sun Sanniang was talking, she dragged Chen Fu to the cashier to settle the bill. The cashier had already done the calculation, and the total including wine and meals was ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan, a discount of ninety yuan.
Chen Fu watched his wife hand over his bank card to the cashier, and then saw his wife pressing the numeric keys one by one with her big hands and entering the bank card password. He felt as if his heart had been gouged out with a knife, and blood was dripping. The longing flows!
"Long Fei, Long Fei! Just wait for me. Sooner or later, I will settle today's debt with you!"
Chen Fu cursed in his heart, but when he thought about the nearly 100,000 yuan that had been deducted from his account, and when he thought about Long Fei's calmness, calmness, and even contempt when facing him, he couldn't help but shudder.