Because there are now more servants in Uncle Gu Ning's house, some rules have to be followed, so Liu Guangyuan and the others can no longer have dinner together, so only Liu's father, Liu's mother and Liu Haonian's family are left at the dinner table.
When Liu Haojia came in, several people had already eaten. Liu Haonian was eating the food with big mouthfuls, and Liu's mother kept adding dishes to him. And Liu's father was holding a small wine cup and drinking the wine happily! Seeing Liu Haojia come in, Liu Haonian
My father said, "Where have you been? You didn't even say you were sending a message home! Hurry up, the food has just been served, sit down and eat!"
Liu Haojia took the hand towel handed over by the maid and wiped his hands and face, then took the rice bowl and chopsticks handed over by Liu's mother, and said: "I'm so hungry! I had a meal with Lord Long Live this afternoon. To avoid suspicion, I ate every bite.
Didn’t eat it!”
As soon as these words came out, Liu's father almost threw the chopsticks in his hand! Even Liu's mother and Liu Haonian stopped and looked at him with wide eyes! Then Liu Haojia told the whole story, and Liu's father listened.
Her face turned from white to red, from red to purple, it was really beautiful! Liu Haonian on the side was better, but Liu’s mother was already pale!
When Liu Haojia finished speaking, Liu's father said in a trembling voice: "Second servant, so you've been fooling around outside for more than a year just to attract the emperor to see you?"
Liu Haojia nodded and said, "That's right! Otherwise, why would I smash someone's stall if nothing else happened? I have to pay for it!"
Father Liu said eagerly: "But will this method make His Majesty think you are a playboy? And if you want to see His Majesty, can't you go through normal channels? You must use this method!"
Liu Haojia said: "Through normal means? Which noble family do you think is willing to introduce us to His Majesty? They would like to hide His Majesty well so that no one else can see him for a lifetime! As for whether they will have a bad impression of me? Probably
Won't!"
Liu's father was much calmer at this time, and began to look at the matter from the perspective of an official, saying: "But your method is too crude, and others can see why at a glance! Even if His Majesty is too young to see it, the palace can
There are so many eunuchs, and they will tell His Majesty!"
Liu Haojia sighed and said: "There is nothing we can do about this! I can't see His Majesty except this way! But fortunately, the result is not bad! Your Majesty said that he will come to see me next time he leaves the palace!"
Hearing this, Father Liu and the three of them finally let out a long breath! Father Liu pointed at Liu Haojia and said: "Xiaoer, remember this, and tell me if anything like this happens in the future! I'm almost going to be shocked.
You’re scared to death!”
Liu Haojia smiled and said, "If I tell you, will you allow me to do this?"
Father Liu thought for a moment and shook his head and said, "It's definitely not possible!"
Liu Haojia immediately continued: "That's why I won't say it first! But don't worry, I have these things in mind!"
After hearing this, Father Liu could only shake his head helplessly, because he knew that his son was just a child in the eyes of outsiders, but he knew that he was a little monster who had become a spirit, and he had ideas in his mind one after another! He saw it before his eyes.
Gu Ningbo's Mansion has almost become Liu Haojia's world! Fortunately, everything he does is beneficial to Gu Ningbo's Mansion, so as a father, he can't say anything!
At this time, Mother Liu also helped and said: "Master, the waiter is also doing it for the good of our family! Besides, he is smart and will not cause trouble!"
Father Liu said angrily: "Humph, a loving mother often loses her son!"
After finishing speaking, he didn't bother to eat. He just drank one cup after another, thinking about his actions after getting on the line with the emperor. But after much deliberation, he couldn't get around Liu Haojia, and I'm afraid he had to ask for his opinion! So Liu's father took a sip in anger.
Drain the wine in the glass, pick up the rice bowl and start eating! If you can't control it, don't care! Anyway, I have a smart son, just leave it to him!
Liu Haojia took a deep breath after he was full. He put down his bowl and chopsticks and took a deep breath! He used his brain too much this afternoon and consumed too much. He needed a good rest! So he picked up his special teapot and went to the yard to rest.
Because every night was the time for weapon drills, he did not sit down and rest. Instead, he walked slowly in the yard, digesting his dinner and thinking about the possible movements of Emperor Wanli. But he couldn't come up with an idea after thinking about it!
Anyway, the bait has been thrown out now. As for whether the fish can bite the hook, it depends on the fish’s willingness!
While he was thinking wildly, his eldest brother Liu Haonian came quietly from behind, put his arm around his shoulders and whispered: "Second brother, you saw the emperor today, what does he look like?"
Liu Haojia found it very funny after hearing this, so he responded casually and said: "What else can I do? Two noses and one eye!"
Liu Haonian squeezed his shoulders hard and said: "I don't know he has two eyes and one nose! I asked him if he has purple energy or something? I am the emperor and must be different from us.
Otherwise, why should he be the emperor and we should be his ministers?"
Liu Haojia said helplessly: "That was created by his ancestor who conquered the world! Didn't our ancestor also fight to become a count?"
Liu Haonian said arrogantly: "Stop talking nonsense and quickly tell me what are the differences between this emperor and us?"
Liu Haojia could only helplessly explain the situation of Emperor Wanli in detail, which made Liu Haonian very disappointed! However, he suddenly became interested in the eunuch again and pestered Liu Haojia to ask about Zhang Jia's situation! He also encouraged Liu Haojia to see Zhang Jia next time.
When you're having sex, take off his pants and see what his crotch looks like inside?
These words made Liu Haojia angry and funny, but he still told Liu Haonian: "Brother, our family is different from the past! In the past, our family was no different from ordinary people, so we don't care about this! But in the future, our family will communicate with each other.
They are all nobles and wealthy people, so you have to be careful what you say! Especially those eunuchs are very petty, so don’t mention the fact that they don’t have a penis, they will fight you tooth and nail!"
After hearing this, Liu Haonian nodded repeatedly and said, "I know, I know, I'm just curious! I've never seen a eunuch before!"
Liu Haojia said: "What's so strange about eunuchs! Don't worry about it. They are all miserable people. Why bother hurting others?"
Liu Haonian curled his lips and said, "You are so boring..."
As soon as I said this, I heard Liu's father shouting from the courtyard wall: "What are you two muttering about? Come over here and practice!"
Hearing Liu's father calling for someone, the two of them agreed in unison and ran towards the weapons rack under the courtyard wall, arm in arm.