Kidney deficiency is a very common symptom. At least, Luo Yan has seen it many times.
Of course, he definitely does not have this disease himself! Not only is his kidney indestructible, but he is also plump in color, mellow in body, and full of flavor and flavor. The teacher was full of praise for his fried kidneys.
Enge was obviously stunned for a moment.
"you……"
This disease is a bit difficult to talk about, but Engel is an honest man. After struggling for a moment, he nodded honestly.
"Yes, you are right, Doctor Luo."
Kidney deficiency...
Engel was a professional doctor and was aware of his hidden illness. He had already taken everything lightly, so he just smiled bitterly and did not react violently.
The one who reacted fiercely was the head of Canshou Village who kept sneering.
The sneer on his face froze, and the village chief jumped up as if he had been electrocuted. He exclaimed:
"Impossible! How could you possibly diagnose it? Impossible!"
Not only him, but the rest of the villagers in Canshou Village also seemed to have seen a ghost. For a moment, they even forgot that he was a pervert and looked at Luo Yan in dumbfounded eyes.
"He...he diagnosed it? By taking the pulse?"
"It's incredible, it's incredible! This! Is it so good to feel the pulse?"
"How is that possible! This is unscientific!"
Hearing everyone's exclamations, Enge also remembered something. Kazilan's big eyes widened with big fists, and she looked at Luo Yan in disbelief.
"You actually made a diagnosis by taking your pulse?!"
Luo Yan was a little dissatisfied.
What's going on? These people actually despise me so much?
Do you know my glorious achievements, my glorious military exploits, my glorious... past?
I've even treated Xiao Ruanruan, but you actually think I can't detect a kidney deficiency?
ignorance!
Although kidney deficiency is relatively hidden and difficult to see from the outside, how can I detect abnormalities if I am so powerful?
If you find it difficult to investigate, it’s because your strength is not yet up to par!
"Hmph! It's rare to see something strange."
Luo Yan folded his hands in front of his chest in displeasure.
"I think you don't understand it at all. Do you know how magical and profound the art of pulse sensing is? Let alone a small case of kidney deficiency, even if you have polio or a stroke, I can feel it.
Then you will know everything clearly!”
He held his head high, with extraordinary confidence and pride.
It's indeed something to be proud of.
At this time, Piao Piao saw something was wrong and gently tugged on Luo Yan's sleeve.
"Master, it seems, it seems that what surprised them was not your pulse-taking skills..."
The head of Canshou Village suddenly moved forward, raised Enge's left hand, pointed at Luo Yan, and said sternly:
"Did you diagnose his illness by checking his pulse?"
Luo Yan snorted and turned his head to the side, extremely arrogant.
"So what?"
The village chief said angrily: "You don't need a pulse to check your pulse? Your grandma has legs! This is a prosthetic leg! A prosthetic leg!"
As he spoke, he pulled hard, but Engel's left hand didn't move at all.
The latter was a little embarrassed, so he gently stretched out his right hand and pressed it on his left hand.
"Kacha!"
With a crisp sound, Enge took off the part below the forearm of his left hand.
This is really a prosthetic limb.
The prosthetic limb is very delicate, and the inside is a machine painted with complex magical patterns. Even after it is removed, the internal machinery of the prosthetic limb is still running.
Such an exquisite product of magic and mechanical technology has an exaggerated degree of flexibility. Even if it is not as good as Engel's original hand, it may be more flexible than ordinary people.
However, no matter how magical it is, it is just a prosthetic limb, cold, hard, without pulse or temperature.
The village chief was furious and shouted:
"You were able to diagnose that he had kidney deficiency, but you didn't find that Engel had no pulse? How did you diagnose him?"
Luo Yan was also angry.
"What do you mean? You doubt my medical skills?"
Village Chief: “Isn’t this still questionable?!”
"What do you know! Something as weak as a pulse can be easily ignored, okay? I'm just looking at his kidney deficiency. Who cares whether he has a pulse or not?"
That's outrageous! Isn't it normal for something as small as a lack of pulse to be accidentally ignored? Isn't it unreasonable?
Luo Yan was upright and confident.
His voice was so loud that many villagers in Canshou Village felt that it was not unreasonable.
After all, it is already everyone’s consensus that the loudest voice makes sense.
They discussed in low voices:
"It's not impossible..."
"Yes, after all, the pulse is indeed easy to be ignored, especially when taking the pulse requires full concentration."
"Well...it makes sense, I believe it."
When the village chief heard these words, he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
"No! What are you thinking about? Is it a trivial matter to have no pulse? How can you be a doctor? How can he feel the pulse if there is no pulse?! Just guessing?!"
Luo Yan sneered.
"I see, you can't afford to lose, right?"
The village chief yelled: "You can't afford to lose! Tell me clearly! You don't even know he has a prosthetic leg, how did you feel his pulse!?"
Luo Yan raised his head.
"Check your pulse, you don't understand!"
"I!"
The village chief is going to be very angry.
He was angry not only because of Luo Yan's strange behavior, but also because those villagers were actually speaking for Luo Yan!
He felt that his authority had been challenged! A very serious challenge!
Luo Yan was proud of himself and put his hands on his hips.
"Can't afford to lose!"
"nonsense!"
"Can't afford to lose!"
"nonsense!"
"Can't afford to lose!"
"You! Bah!"
In anger, the village chief couldn't bear it anymore and sprayed Luo Yan's face with saliva.
He is a ghost, but he can switch back and forth between reality and reality. When the saliva spit out, it turned into reality and hit Luo Yan's proud face.
"Ah You!"
Luo Yan became angry instantly.
This anger was no small matter. All the momentum in his body was released, and he became murderous in an instant.
In an extremely angry situation, he poured a sip of the invisible potion into his mouth, and then fiercely...spit at the village chief.
"I bother!"
This bite was so large and powerful that it made the village chief's face hurt.
"!!!"
The latter touched his face. After being stunned for a moment, he became even more angry.
So, he vomited it back without hesitation.
There was no way Luo Yan would suffer, so he launched a counterattack brazenly.
He was an absolutely calm person. Even when he was angry, he did not forget to use his own advantages and suddenly launched a flesh-and-blood cataclysm, turning most of his brain into salivary glands.
Therefore, this mouthful of saliva was as powerful as a cannonball. It not only confused the village chief's face, but also caused him to fall over.
The village chief floated up from the ground. He didn't bother to wipe the saliva off his face and gave Luo Yan a painless bite in return.
The two of them were going back and forth, and the battle was fierce.
Everyone in Canshou Village: "..."
The village chief is indeed a pervert...
Under the dark red sky, Luo Yan and the village chief, one looked like a giant spray mushroom and the other looked like a pea shooter, were constantly attacking each other. The battle was unprecedentedly fierce and affected many people.
Even Piao Piao screamed and ran away, not daring to get close to the battlefield.