Luo Yan's movements were so skillful, so natural, and so fast that the dwarf didn't react at all. By the time he came to his senses, Luo Yan had already poured a full mouthful into his mouth.
What a big bite!
This made the dwarf anxious.
"You! Spit it out! Spit it out quickly! This medicine is very precious! Do you know how much money you swallowed from me in one gulp?!"
Luo Yan rolled his eyes and dismissed it.
Innocent, I still want to spit out the things that went into my mouth? Is it possible?
Have you ever seen a fly eat shit and... Bah! What a shabby metaphor!
Luo Yan's shoulders fluttered and he waved his claws proudly.
"Squeak! Squeak!"
Awesome! My master is so awesome! No matter what he eats, as long as it enters his mouth, he will die! He will not spit it out!
Back then, the shit-flavored cake was so...my master could eat it in big gulps!
The host is really awesome!
٩(๑^o^๑)۶
Looking at Luo Yan's appearance, the dwarf knew that he would not be obedient, so he hurriedly rushed over and tried to open Luo Yan's mouth.
It's okay if you get some saliva on it...it's for the cat anyway.
The latter dodged in a flash.
Luo Yan forcefully swallowed the medicine in his mouth and burped with satisfaction.
"Hiccup~ Look! I swallowed it all! Haha, I swallowed it all, not a drop was leaked! Uh, but the taste... is weird, it doesn't look like something for human consumption."
The dwarf was extremely sad and angry: "It was not meant for people to eat! You beast!"
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and said with a smile:
"Okay, okay, what a big deal, why don't I help you with clinical trials?"
As he said this, he couldn't help but laugh proudly.
Ah, it’s good to have strength. When I was an ordinary human, I was often bullied by dark creatures. Now that I have strength, I can actually bully dark creatures!
Is this growth?
The little spider lay on Luo Yan's shoulder, laughing wildly along with its owner.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
Is this what it feels like to be a villain? It’s so cool!
Although they used to be villains, people with black blood never do such bad things. The most they do is kill people and set fires... huh, it's not exciting at all.
It’s better to be the master, hehe.
After laughing twice, Piaopiao turned her head to look at Luo Yan, and suddenly froze.
It looked horrified.
I don’t know why a spider has such rich expressions, but it is so special and unique.
"Lord! Master!"
Piao Piao suddenly transformed into a human form, horrified, looking at Luo Yan who was still squealing.
"Why...provoke?"
Luo Yan answered with a big tongue.
Piaopiao was even more frightened.
Σ(ﾟдﾟ；)
Is your tongue too big?
"Master! Master, your face is dark! It's so dark! Are you poisoned?!"
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and smiled faintly.
His lips also swelled quickly, like two thick sausages.
"Don't take it blindly. There is nothing wrong with the intervening power-like medicine gei."
The dwarf also looked at Luo Yan blankly.
"Huh? Why does it seem to be a reaction to poisoning? Could it be that the development of my strength potion failed? Has it become poison?"
When Piaopiao heard the word "poison", she immediately became furious.
"Master! Master, spit it out quickly! This is poison, Master! Spit it out quickly!"
The girl was so anxious that she jumped up and down. She quickly supported Luo Yan, who could no longer stand still, and wanted to slam his throat.
Luo Yan was extremely stubborn and turned away.
"No! I can't! I can't spit out the stuff that went into my beans!" (No! It's impossible! I can't spit out what I've eaten!)
Piao Piao cried and shouted: "No! Don't be like this, Master! Spit it out quickly! You must spit it out! Master who will die! He will die and be hard!"
Luo Yan just shook his head, his face getting darker and darker, and even spider web-like gray-brown lines appeared on his face.
Piao Piao is helpless and pitiful, and the whole spider is about to collapse.
The master cannot die!
Ah, no, the master can die, that’s no problem... But the problem is! If the master dies, I, who signed an unequal contract with him, will die too!!!
One corpse and two lives, Master! Master, please cheer up, Master!
But no matter how much Piao Piao begged or cried, Luo Yan just refused to vomit.
Even before he died, he wanted to eat a few spoonfuls...
Even if you die! You have to take advantage before you die!
This is Luo Yan’s last...dignity!
Unfortunately, in the end, before he could take a few more bites, he couldn't hold on anymore, passed out, and fell into Piao Piao's arms.
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Among the people present, perhaps only the dwarf was happy.
"Ah! My potion is so poisonous! How can I take it as a strength potion with such strong poison! Isn't this a new type of rat poison? It poisons him so quickly, so what if it's poisonous to rats!"
The dwarves were excited when they thought of the wonderful thing.
Piaopiao screamed at him: "You are still thinking about mice! Save people!"
The dwarf said disdainfully: "Rescue people? Bah! Is it important to save people from poisonous rats? Do you know how hateful rats are? My wife died in the mouth of rats!"
Piaopiao was stunned for a moment.
"Wha...what kind of mouse is so...powerful?"
It is a dark creature after all. It is a little devil-level existence outside, but it will be bitten to death by mice...
The dwarf said sadly: "You have never experienced it, so you don't understand... The rats in our village are all mutated and ferocious by nature, and their teeth are extremely sharp. Just one bite... my wife... lost air... and even repairing it can't be done."
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Piaopiao: "..."
←_←
It turns out to be an inflatable wife.
"No, no, no, that's not right! What are you talking about? Please save people! My master is dying!"
Luo Yan suddenly started twitching in his arms, causing Piao Piao to scream in panic.
The dwarf quietly opened Luo Yan's fingers and snatched his cauldron.
"What are you afraid of? The worst thing you can do is die. No one who is a doctor is afraid of death, and so is your master... Ahem, I'll poison the rats first."
Piaopiao tried to dispel the other party's idea of poisonous rats:
"It won't work! Your medicine won't work! It tastes so bad, smells bad, and it just looks like..."
She looked at the dark, bubbling potion and swallowed hard.
"Even rats can't swallow this kind of potion!"
Only his master can drink it. In the whole world, only his master can drink it, and he will not chew it out until he dies...
(┯_┯)
The dwarf looked at the little spider with disdain.
"Long hair makes short-sighted, hum! I think you don't understand at all! Whether you want to drink or not is up to those rats. Hum, as long as I catch them, will they still want to drink? Let's see how I pry them open.
Q!"
Piaopiao: "!"
So you are planning to feed the rats the medicine yourself?
No, you caught them and still gave them medicine?
Could it be that this is the dignity of a doctor?
Do all the doctors in the dark world look like this?
Before Piao Piao's shock was over, the dwarf had already spread out his short legs and went to catch mice with great joy.
Only the poor little spider is left messy in the wind
"Master! My master! Wake up, my poor master! I don't want to be buried with him..."