Such a set of unreasonable troubles can be described as flowing smoothly.
Bai Xianxian is a bit bad at getting quilted.
It's not that she is unskilled in her business, but because this customer is actually a little special.
At least, in all her years of living, she has never seen someone so...shameless.
By the way, weren’t you scared a few seconds ago? Where are your fears now?!
Because my mind is full of astringent things at the moment, so I can’t pretend to be afraid?!
After a long time, Bai Xianxian finally calmed down.
She stared at him coldly, and Luo Yan stared back not to be outdone.
"You are really interesting... Could it be that there are really people in this world who are not afraid of death?"
After a moment of silence, Bai Xianxian laughed softly.
Her momentum suddenly condensed, causing Luo Yan and Piaopiao's expressions to change at the same time.
With a cold light flashing in her eyes, she slowly reached out and grabbed Luo Yan's throat.
Luo Yan's expression was solemn, and he wanted to avoid this snow-white and slender palm, but he suddenly found that every move he made was so difficult, and he... couldn't avoid it?
what happened?
"Don't hurt my master!"
At the critical moment, a fluttering exclamation sounded in my ears.
The little spider was so loyal that even if her master had just done something very sorry to her, she would not take the opportunity to retaliate, but would slam Luo Yan down.
Bai Xianxian's hand was in the air.
There was a sound as if something was breaking. Luo Yan felt that the restraints on his body disappeared and he could move again.
"Is this... magic?"
He was shocked.
In the dark world, magic is not a bad thing. This technology is actually very high-end, grand and classy.
It can be said that the upper-class people in the dark world may not necessarily know magic, but those who know magic must be the upper-class people in the dark world.
Therefore, it is very understandable that Luo Yan does not know magic.
Yes, yes, that must be the case. It is definitely not because he is stupid that he cannot learn magic.
You see, doesn’t Piao Piao know magic? This means that whether you can do magic or not has nothing to do with your IQ... Although, Piao Piao doesn’t look very smart either.
Bai Xianxian looked at Luo Yan and Piao Piao with disdain.
"Little girl,"
She cast her eyes on Piao Piao and said slowly:
"I don't want to kill you. Why should I protect this man? Haha, there is no good man... Look, he just saw my photo and abandoned you without hesitation. Such a person deserves you.
Is protection worthy of your...love?"
Piaopiao: "..."
(T^T)
Things are not at all what you imagined!
I love him like a banana! I'm just a poor little spider bound to death by a contract... I can love him all the time...
Besides, Piao Piao always felt that compared to this Bai Xianxian, the alchemist and Luo Yan might be a little more scary.
She would rather fight to the death with Bai Xianxian than offend the alchemist and Luo Yan... offending these two people would be the real torture!
So Piao Piao's eyes were firm and she resolutely protected Luo Yan.
"No more words! If you want to kill my master, then step over my body!"
Luo Yan was greatly moved. He poked his head out from behind Piao Piao's shoulder and said fiercely:
"That's right! If you want to kill me, just step over Piao Piao's corpse!"
Piaopiao: "!"
The little spider was shocked.
No, Master, although you may really think so in your heart, is it really okay to say it so frankly and honestly?
Luo Yan realized that he had said something wrong and quickly changed his words:
"I mean, if you want to kill me, you must kill Piaopiao first! One of us must die first!"
Piaopiao: "!!!"
Bai Xianxian: "..."
Luo Yan felt that something was not right, so he thought about it seriously.
"I always feel like I said something wrong... But I don't know why, but I feel good about saying this..."
At that moment, Piao Piao was heartbroken.
So... wronged, so sad...
Bai Xianxian's face is covered with black lines.
"Forget it, since you have decided, let's die together!"
She didn't want to grind anymore, so she opened her blood-red lips and inhaled sharply.
In an instant, wisps of invisible gravity hit, seducing the essence of Luo Yan and Piao Piao at the same time, trying to suck them dry.
Luo Yan was shocked and angry. He protected Piao Piao behind him and shouted:
"Do you have professional ethics? Do you have professional ethics? You sucked that dwarf and kissed him! You sucked me from a distance? It's discrimination, right! Who are you looking down on?!"
Piao Piao felt a sense of powerlessness from the bottom of her heart.
Master... At this time, why do you still have this in your mind...
She felt very uncomfortable, as if she had a fever, and her whole body was unbearably hot.
The blood circulation has accelerated, as if the blood in the whole body is out of control and wants to break through the skin and rush towards the beautiful succubus.
"Owner……"
She sighed and hugged Luo Yan tightly.
Luo Yan, on the other hand, was still yelling angrily:
"I tell you! It's wrong to discriminate! It's wrong to treat people differently! It's even more wrong not to follow the procedures! Do you know how much psychological shadow your unintentional move will have on me? Do you know that you are right?
How much psychological damage have I caused?
Doesn’t your conscience hurt? Don’t you feel guilty? Don’t you feel even the slightest bit of shame? Ah? As a perpetrator, you base your happiness on the pain of others, etc.
In the future, when others treat you differently, discriminate against you, and look down on you, you will know the pain! (Three thousand words are omitted here)"
Luo Yan was very angry, and the more he scolded, the more energetic he became. When he got excited, he even stood up, pointed at Bai Xianxian's pretty face, which was getting increasingly ugly, and scolded her loudly.
"So! I demand fair treatment! I am qualified! I have rights! I have legitimate reasons... I want to be slapped in the mouth! It must be slapped hard!"
After yelling and scolding for a full ten minutes, Luo Yan finally came to his senses and made this shameless request with dignity.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a new achievement: The Hero of Sex. You have a chance to get this achievement when you do obscene things with justice. To be honest, when this system designed this achievement, I never thought about it.
Under what circumstances will it be unlocked?"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the achievement reward: free attribute point*1, shame reduction by 10."
"Ding! Attention! The host's shame is far below 0. Please strengthen the moral quality of the host! Please strengthen the moral quality of the host! This system has required the host according to the standards of dark creatures, but the host... is too amazing."
The system prompted a series of reminders, but Luo Yan didn't pay attention.
He was high-spirited and stared at Bai Xianxian, who was almost out of breath but still hadn't breathed anything.
"you……"
The charming succubus staggered and almost fell down. She breathed heavily and looked at Luo Yan and Piao Piao in great shock.
"Why...it can't be sucked! Why! It can't be sucked!"
Not only did the succubus not suck anything, but she was scolded by a pervert for ten minutes!
Luo Yan was also stunned for a moment, and he immediately sneered.
"Hahaha! I told you not to kiss me! Hahaha! You deserve it!"
Bai Xianxian was so angry that she couldn't figure out why such a thing would happen!?
Suddenly a flash of light flashed through his mind, and Bai Xianxian raised her head and looked at Luo Yan and Piao Piao with a horrified expression:
"Don't tell me! It's impossible! Could it be that you are!"