Master is really good at bragging. It’s not like I’ve never seen your level of surgery before...
She thought of poor Granny Broth.
Alas, your skeleton has been scraped and bled, and your body has been transformed into a spring...
Humph, the master is still bragging...
After hearing the pig man's answer, the three examiners all showed smiles of satisfaction.
"What's your rank on the Holy Hand List?"
the witch examiner asked softly.
The Pigman wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Eleven thousand and seven."
The witch examiner made an unpleasant laugh and said with a smile:
"After this, you will be in the top 10,000."
The other two examiners also nodded and agreed with the witch's statement.
Although he has not seen how it works in practice, Dr. Pig's theoretical knowledge is quite complete, his foundation is very solid, and he knows every detail... Such a person, even if his practical ability is slightly poor, will not be a quack.
The suture monster examiner cast his gaze on Luo Yan.
"Now, let's hear this spirit...this contestant's answer."
He tried to smile kindly.
"Don't be nervous, relax, don't think too much, and don't be afraid. We won't hurt you. Just... just give me a good answer, okay?"
The other two examiners also tried their best to smile and looked at Luo Yan kindly.
Luo Yan: "..."
Why does it feel weird? You obviously don’t have this attitude towards other people...
Damn, you don’t really think I’m mentally ill, so you don’t dare to stimulate me, do you?!
He took a deep breath and tried not to think about it.
"Before I tell you my answer, I want to say a few more words."
The three examiners looked at each other and smiled warmly:
"Say it."
Luo Yan: "..."
He clenched his fists.
"Forget it, I'd better not say anything. I'll just tell you my answer."
The three examiners looked at each other again. Even though Luo Yan said this, they were not angry, but continued to show friendly smiles.
"We listen to you."
Luo Yan: "..."
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It's too far north! What should I do if I want to kill someone?
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement: Convincing people with virtue. You can get it when you use your personality charm to make others admire you and do everything you do. Ah, yes, yes, you are like this, of course I have to listen to you
of."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the achievement reward: Charm*1, Free Attribute Point*1."
The system prompt sounded suddenly.
In the room, for some reason, everyone felt like something flashed in front of their eyes.
Strange...strange, why, why do you feel that this mental patient suddenly looks so handsome?
Well, handsome mental patient.
The smiles of the three examiners became gentler.
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and forced himself to calm down.
"Let me tell you my answer. With all due respect, compared to my plan, the first three are garbage."
When he opened his mouth, he made shocking remarks.
Hearing this, the expressions of the other three contestants changed.
They all turned their gazes towards him with gloomy expressions on their faces.
"What did you say?"
The perverted man said sympathetically.
He didn't care about Luo Yan's mental state.
However, Luo Yan was not frightened.
Not to be outdone, he licked his lips and drew a cold arc at the corner of his mouth.
"Oh? Not convinced? Did I say something wrong? Your plan is not rubbish? I'm sorry, sorry, I was wrong. His plan is rubbish."
Luo Yan pointed at the pig man.
The pig man narrowed his eyes and exuded a ferocious aura, as if he would explode and hurt anyone at any time.
The perverted man was stunned for a moment, and then the gloom on his face faded a lot.
Luo Yan suddenly said that he was not trash...a bit surprising, but still okay.
However, Luo Yan smiled and said the next sentence:
"Your plan is not even garbage. It can be reused. Your plan has no use value. It is just a piece of shit!"
The perverted man stood up loudly, with a tyrannical aura erupting from his body, and pressed towards Luo Yan.
"What did you say!?"
His momentum was so strong that both pigs and dwarves were frightened.
Luo Yan remained unmoved and remained calm and calm.
He knows the strength of the perverted man. He is level 73 and his combat power is stronger than his own. Moreover, he is a predator and has rich combat experience...
As early as the first time I met the perverted man, the system found out all his background.
But, so what? Luo Yan is afraid of him?
Haha, with Xiao Piaopiao here, no matter how strong you are, as long as you are not strong enough, Luo Yan is not afraid!
Why are you pretending to be a pervert in front of me!
"Please be patient and don't be impatient. Please be patient and don't be impatient, everyone."
At this time, the examiner sitting in the middle, the handsome guy with stitches, spoke. He waved his hand, and the perverted man's aura was instantly eliminated.
The latter's expression changed slightly, he glanced at the examiner's seat with fear, and finally he snorted coldly and sat down heavily.
The stitch monster examiner nodded towards the perverted man, and then looked at Luo Yan.
"Contestant, why don't we take some sedatives before answering the questions... I don't think it's a shame to take sedatives..."
Luo Yan: "..."
He really wanted to kill this bastard!
"Okay, okay, don't waste time. This player, please tell me your plan."
The witch examiner sighed and interrupted the stitch monster examiner.
She looked at Luo Yan: "Since you think their answers are rubbish, what is your plan?"
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and spoke in a calm tone.
"The first contestant said diet, right?"
The perverted man snorted.
Luo Yan didn't take it seriously and continued:
"The second contestant said that dieting and exercise is a stupid idea, isn't it?"
The tattooed dwarf stared at Luo Yan resentfully. He did not speak, but his eyes seemed to speak again.
Luo Yan smiled disdainfully.
"As for the third one, he's a little better than the first two. He said he's going to have surgery, and I can tell that he has quite a lot of experience in surgery... right?"
Pigman swallowed his saliva and looked at Luo Yan, his eyes... very strange.
The more he looked, the more drool came out of the corner of his mouth. The drool crossed the corner of his mouth and fell on the ground drop by drop.
Luo Yan raised his head and laughed loudly:
"Your plans are too slow! Too slow, too slow! Compared with my plan, there is a huge difference!"
"oh?"
The examiner became interested.
"Tell me, what is your plan? It actually makes you so confident."
Luo Yan smiled proudly.
"Diet? Exercise? Surgery? Haha, my plan is to be cremated!!!"
Cremated!
Cremated!
Cremated!
This word is deafening and refreshing.
Luo Yan puffed up his chest and continued: "In my opinion, cremation is the fastest way to solve the problem of the patient! Cremation is also the most effective solution! It can make him lose weight from one thousand kilograms to two and a half kilograms! Let me ask, other than cremation
, which other plan can achieve this?!"
Quiet, there was deathly silence in the small room.
Even the patient who had been complaining about hunger forgot to scream. He was dumbfounded. If he hadn't been unable to move, he would have enthusiastically given Luo Yan a try.
After a long time, the sewing geek slowly started to applaud.
"Okay, okay, okay... cremation, please wait, I'll get the tranquilizer right away... Don't worry, this is a reward for you."
The Stitch Monster examiner has a gentle and kind smile.