"I know...it's hard to admit this kind of thing...but good disciple, people can't...at least they shouldn't..."
Luo Yan was so angry that his eyes almost turned red.
You can insult my character, insult my conscience, insult my... er, insult my teacher, but you can't insult my orientation!
There really is no problem with my orientation! There is no problem with my absolute pussy!
The alchemist said to himself: "I... conducted research before. Human orientation... is related to the brain. Normal people... are different from people like you."
"Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean by people like us! I really don't like spiders! How can I like spiders? I don't even have that physiological structure, okay?"
Luo Yan interrupted the alchemist for the first time. He was extremely sad and angry, feeling that dirty water had been splashed on his body and could not be washed away at all.
The alchemist ignored his grief and anger and continued:
"In other words, as long as the big... brain is removed, this distortion of orientation will not... exist."
Luo Yan's grief and anger came to an abrupt end.
(′?д?｀)
Eh? Wait! Wait!
"Dear teacher." He pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and calmed down, "Actually, there is nothing wrong with my orientation, and my bottle of potion is not that evil. As long as you continue reading, you will know that I am not
Lie."
The alchemist slowly lowered his head and looked at the dizzy little spider that fell to the ground with its eight legs kicking around wildly.
(＠_＠;)
"Um...really?"
Luo Yan said seriously: "Really, we just need to wait patiently for a few minutes."
The alchemist hesitated and said:
"My dear disciple, I know you are worried about...the safety of the operation, but I want to tell you that the success rate of my...surgery is...100%. All the patients treated have returned to normal. The operation is very...
Safe, but after losing their brains, they all lost their vital signs.”
Luo Yan: "..."
Please stop talking, your understanding of security is really different from what ordinary people understand...
(╥﹏╥)
Fortunately, soon, the reaction on the little spider proved what Luo Yan said.
A pink light flashed across the room, and in an instant, a strong wind blew out of thin air in the Holy Medicine Pharmacy.
The wind was so strong and the light was so dazzling that both the master and the disciple couldn't help but squint their eyes.
A bright light flashed, and the little spider that originally fell to the ground was gone, replaced by a beautiful girl with black silk stockings.
Girls' clothing is very distinctive, but Luo Yan only saw black stockings at first glance, so there was nothing he could do.
A short skirt that doesn't reach the knees, a cute spider headdress, a delicate face, a petite figure, and black stockings...
Luo Yan couldn't help but murmured: "Black silk..."
The alchemist was also a little surprised.
"Becoming a human...has the physiological structure also changed? This..."
Luo Yan exclaimed: "Black stockings!"
"..."
There seemed to be some differences in what surprised them.
After marveling, the little spider woke up in a daze.
The first moment she woke up, she screamed:
"Dah! Don't give me something strange to drink!"
Luo Yan: "..."
Alchemist: "..."
Obviously, Little Spider's memory still remains at the moment when he was force-fed drugs.
After this shout, she herself was stunned.
"Strange, why do I seem to hear me speaking in human language?"
The little spider looked down at himself, and after seeing her changes clearly, he couldn't help but let out a deafening scream:
"ah!!!"
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and looked serious.
It seems that the formula given by the system is very reliable, whether it is a cuteness potion or a girly potion, the effect is very obvious.
In particular, the sissy potion is permanent. As long as it is used, the user will permanently have another form.
Luo Yan took a deep breath, considered the words, and said slowly: "Teacher, I think, in fact, I am not that resistant to cross-species..."
The alchemist was silent for a moment.
"If this is...actually...I can...accept it."
As soon as Luo Yan stretched out his hand, the girl who was still sitting on the ground stood up involuntarily and ran to the former's side.
"I……"
Little Spider was still extremely shocked by his changes.
Luo Yan said seriously: "It seems that the effect of this potion is very powerful. Congratulations, you have obtained a brand new form."
He signed an unequal contract with the other party, so he could clearly feel her condition.
"Of course, your spider form will not disappear. You can switch between the two forms at any time."
The little spider was still a little confused.
"I...became a human?"
Luo Yan showed a meaningful smile.
"To a certain extent, it's like this, oh oh oh oh oh! It's really nerve-wracking. I'm so sad that my pet has become like this, hahahaha!"
Little Spider: "..."
???
Please, don't laugh so pervertedly when you say this, okay? You couldn't help but laugh out loud, and you even said you were sad...
Woo woo woo...
Luo Yan patted Little Spider on the shoulder and said proudly:
"Even in human form, your combat ability will not drop too much. Moreover, the human form is easier to hide, isn't it?"
Little Spider: "..."
I feel that if I can become smaller, it will be easy enough to hide...
Luo Yan laughed loudly and his face turned red with excitement.
“No matter how you look at it, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages!”
Little Spider: "..."
You blush like a bubble teapot! The pros outweigh the cons? What are the pros? What are the pros?! It’s completely invisible!
The alchemist finally couldn't stand it anymore, coughed twice, and said slowly:
"I think you should give her a name first."
"name?"
Luo Yan touched the little spider's little head, but the latter resisted extremely.
"I have already thought of a name. Let's call it...Xiang Piaopiao? How about it?"
For a moment, both the alchemist and the little spider fell silent.
Such a random name is indeed the same as Luo Yan.
casual.
The little spider couldn't bear this grievance. He endured it for a long time, but he still couldn't hold it back and burst into tears.
How abominable! They used despicable means to force me to sign an unequal contract, turned me into a girl, and gave me such a random name!
The alchemist pondered for a moment.
"It's a very good name, and it looks like Little Spider... Spider likes it too."
Little Spider: "???"
She cried louder.
Luo Yan pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and smiled.
"Yes!"
It's your sister!
The weak and helpless little spider wanted to refute, but the vicious alchemist and the cruel and perverted unscrupulous doctor were all present. She really did not dare to speak and could only cry helplessly.
(T^T)
Luo Yan sighed: "This is the name I gave you after careful consideration. Well, what did I just ask you to call me?"
The little spider's cry suddenly stopped.
She looked at Luo Yan with tearful eyes and asked tentatively: "Piao...Piao Piao?"
Luo Yan clapped his hands and laughed.
"Yes! That's the name! Piaopiao! You'll be called this from now on!"