After thinking about it, I suddenly had an idea. I wanted to follow these two fools to see what they were doing in the village. I immediately slapped my butt and kicked the wild dog next to me with its tongue out, and then followed him hey hey hey.
Up.
Speaking of which, this is also the first time in many years that I have left the village entrance and gone to the village during the day.
I feel somewhat guilty.
After all, when the old madman was still here, he took me to guard the entrance of the village every day at dawn and never went anywhere. Under this influence, I subconsciously had no idea of going to the village to see other places. I just stayed at two o'clock and one line every day.
, so much so that even if I found out a few years ago that the paper money that the man took away was not stolen from me, I didn’t think too much about it.
But this time it's different.
The appearance of Liu Ming and Zhuang Yue made me suddenly more curious about Niang'er Village.
Of course, what I'm curious about is nothing else, but why do fools always come to this dry village to look for girls? If there are really girls in this Niang'er Village, how will they get any advantage?
I don’t even have a wife myself, let alone an old madman who will remain a bachelor before his death!
I soon found them, and seeing the excitement on their faces, I couldn't help but roll my eyes, but I didn't catch up, but followed behind.
There is nothing in the village, what can these two fools do?
I'm thinking.
Not long after, I saw them entering a room, and I quickly followed them. The next moment, I saw the two of them sitting at a table, drinking water that had been on the table for who knows how many years, and eating.
The rotten fruits were talking and laughing in the air, which made my scalp feel numb.
What I don't understand even more is that the fruits that were so rotten that only the cores were left seemed to be very sweet and delicious in their mouths. After the two of them finished eating, they still praised the fruits to the air.
good.
I felt sick in my heart, and immediately began to doubt my eyes. Was it my eyesight, or these two people were hopelessly stupid? After subconsciously rubbing my eyes, I heard Zhuang Yue speak again.
I looked over, and he was looking into the air and said expectantly: "I heard that our Niang'er village still retains the custom of walking marriage. Firstly, we brothers are a little curious about this custom, and secondly, we also want to take advantage of this custom."
It’s an opportunity to make a documentary to let people outside know about some unknown culture.”
"I just don't know. Isn't it convenient?"
Zhuang Yue's words sounded like he was asking, but the desire in his eyes was not concealed at all, and the desire inside could be seen at a glance.
I couldn't help but curl my lips after hearing this.
Looking at Zhuang Yue's appearance, it really looks like that.
Is there any girl in front of him? I'm sure there isn't even a fly.
But the next moment I heard a woman's laughter, and then another woman's voice came.
"We won't find out about this until tonight."
This woman's voice was a bit shy and very soft, but I did hear it. I subconsciously picked out my ears. Just as I was wondering if it was an auditory hallucination or something else, Liu Ming and Zhuang Yue walked out.
The two looked reluctant to leave, waving to the house and saying see you in the evening.
I hurriedly tried to hide, but I was discovered by the two of them.
After discovering me, the two of them walked towards me with the camera in hand. Liu Ming said directly to me: "You idiot, why are you here if you don't guard the entrance of the village?"
Hearing this, Zhuang Yue pushed Liu Ming's hand, then looked at me with a smile and said, "My friend can't speak, so don't take it too seriously."
I looked at the two of them and rolled my eyes secretly, thinking to myself that you are the fools, and burst out laughing.
It's still daytime right now, so I have no choice but to act stupid.
Seeing me like this, the two of them looked at each other and started laughing. Liu Ming even looked disapproving and said, "You're just a fool, what are you afraid of?"
Zhuang Yue shook his head, but obviously he didn't think there was anything wrong with what Liu Ming said. He just said without hesitation: "This fool is pitiful."
"This Niang'er Village is like a country of girls. Every household has a charming girl, but he is the only one who is a fool."
Speaking of this, Zhuang Yue looked at me with obviously more pity.
Obviously I didn't need their pity, so I immediately retorted with a few hey hey hey, and at the same time looked at them with a smile and said: "Idiot, idiot!"
Liu Ming was not angry after hearing this. He just spread his hands and said, "This is not good. If he wasn't a fool, wouldn't all the girls in Niang'er Village be ruined by him? Look, he probably doesn't even think he is a fool."
Even a fool doesn’t know.”
Zhuang Yue nodded and couldn't help but smile, "Yes."
"But that's okay. If he wasn't a fool, there would be no material for filming the village guards later. The descriptions of the village guards on the Internet are almost certain that they are all fools!"
"If he wasn't a fool, it would be really hard to explain."
Having said this, Zhuang Yue looked at the time again, "It's not too early, we have to go to other places to look, and then get ready, wait until night..."
Zhuang Yue chuckled.
Liu Ming also laughed.
Watching the two people leaving, I can't get rid of the two of them laughing in my mind. The old madman could be said to be an expert at pretending to be stupid during his lifetime, but there is no such thing as their stupid smile in my memory.
It has to be natural, let alone myself.
After the two left, I had no intention of following them.
It’s a certainty that they are fools, and I also know what they want to do when they come to the village. They just come for the girl. But besides the air in Niang’er Village, if you really want to talk about the girl, I’m afraid she’s just a female wild dog at the entrance of the village.
, but if you want it, you have to ask those male wild dogs if they will agree.
There was still some time before nightfall, so I returned to the entrance of the village.
Originally I thought this would be the case.
But in the evening I met the two of them again.
I met the two of them on the road before I got home. This time, neither of them was carrying something called a camera. One of them stood in front of a dilapidated house and spoke into the air.
The room Liu Ming was in was the room where the two came during the day, and Zhuang Yue was in the other room next to it.
Moreover, the door of the room was obviously closed, and the surroundings were dark. It was obvious that only their two voices could be heard, but they still seemed to be responding to someone in the room, with excited faces.
This made my skin crawl, and I broke into a cold sweat behind my back. I thought to stay away from these two fools, in case they went crazy...
I shivered when I thought of this, and while speeding up my pace a bit, I tried my best to keep the noise to a minimum.
Fortunately, the two of them seemed to be lost in some sweet dream and didn't notice me, so when I walked behind them, they didn't react at all. Instead, at this time, the doors of the two rooms opened at the same time, and the two of them seemed to be...
I became even more excited and walked in without hesitation.
I thought to just let them be, but after taking a few steps, I heard some weird noises coming from those two rooms.