Chapter 77 I'm not a human, but you are a real dog
Lin Xiyan returned to the apartment, and as soon as she opened the door, she heard a burst of laughter coming from inside.
"Feng Yinuo!"
She shouted, but there was no response and the laughter continued.
Even, the laughter changed from "giggle~" to "goose goose~"
Lin Xiyan was puzzled. How could Feng Yinuo be so happy when he was an undead?
And she is so devoted that she doesn't even bother to call him. Does he know that this is Lin Xiyan's territory?
This kid is so outrageous!
Lin Xiyan closed the door and walked inside quietly.
I saw Feng Yinuo lying on the sofa with his back facing the sky, holding Lin Xiyan's tablet in his hand. He didn't know what he was reading, and his whole body was trembling with laughter.
Lin Xiyan frowned slightly and continued to approach gently.
When she walked to the sofa, she suddenly stretched out her hand and patted Feng Yinuo on the shoulder with a "pop!"
The next moment, screams like a slaughtering pig were heard in the apartment.
"Ahhhh!!!"
The tablet was smashed to the ground.
Feng Yinuo covered his ears with his hands, sat on the sofa and shouted loudly, unable to stop for a long time.
Lin Xiyan looked at the small figure on the sofa with disgust: "Stop, stop, stop!"
"Can you have some potential? You are an undead, undead! You are so cowardly, and you have lost all face in the undead world!"
Hearing Lin Xiyan's voice, Feng Yinuo finally breathed a sigh of relief and carefully removed his hands from his ears.
"Sister, you are back!"
As the words fell, the small figure suddenly jumped up from the sofa and jumped onto Lin Xiyan. He wrapped his arms around her neck and hung on her body, swaying back and forth.
"Sister, why have you been gone for so long? It's so boring to be at home alone."
Lin Xiyan pried off his little fingers one by one from his neck, and then threw Feng Yinuo on the sofa in disgust.
"A clingy spirit, so clingy to a person~"
Feng Yinuo was sitting on the sofa, still laughing non-stop, his eyes narrowed into a crescent shape.
Lin Xiyan glared at him angrily and bent down to pick up the tablet on the ground. Feng Yinuo took a step faster and picked up the tablet before her.
He put the tablet in front of Lin Xiyan: "Sister, look, there are so many people looking for you. These people are so funny, they made me laugh to death, hahaha..."
Lin Xiyan frowned and looked.
Weibo hot search list:
The first hot search, the video of Lin Xiyan’s chest being crushed at the audition scene is still hanging:
Immediately afterwards, the second most popular search on Weibo:
#立flag said before that if Lin Xiyan could break a stone in his chest, he would live stream his handstand washing his hair. Now he is here to fulfill his promise!#
At the bottom of Weibo, there is also a video.
"Sister, hurry up and watch this. It's fun and funny." Feng Yinuo urged.
Lin Xiyan clicked the video play button, and the video immediately started playing automatically.
In the video, there are four boys in their twenties, one of whom is recording a video with a mobile phone.
Another person held a bottle of Qingyang shampoo.
There was also a boy who was shirtless and had a towel hanging around his neck.
The remaining boys were smiling and explaining to the camera.
"Hello everyone, we are junior students at Teito University. Now we are here to fulfill our promise and wash our hair while standing on our heads. Everyone is welcome to come and watch."
After he finished speaking, he took off the towel from the naked boy's neck, directed him to stand upside down on the wall, and then supported the upside down boy's feet.
The boy holding the shampoo hurriedly brought a basin of water, placed it under the head of the upside-down boy, asked him to put his head into the basin filled with water, and then began to wash his hair.
First, wet the hair, then ask the inverted man to raise his head, pour shampoo, and scrub.
Then, the handstand man put his head into the basin again and rinsed away the foam on it.
During the process of washing his hair, the boy in charge of the live broadcast zoomed in on the camera, and then asked loudly to the handstand boy;
"Does Yan Shen Niu criticize it?"
The handstand boy replied loudly: "Yan Shen Niubi!"
"Are you convinced?"
"Impressed!"
"Yanshen?"
"Niubi!"
"Yanshen?"
"my idol!"
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After this series of actions ended, the boy who stood upside down was extremely red from his face to his neck, and the veins on his neck popped out. He almost fell down several times without holding on, but he persisted in the end.
At the end of the video, there is a line of large black characters.
‘Yan Shen Niubi, we love you!’
The third most popular search on Weibo:
#Come to fulfill your promise. A real man must keep his word and be a god of words. You are my idol.#
There is also a video attached below.
In the video, a man holds a mop in his right hand and a rag in his left hand, mopping the floor and wiping the table at the same time.
While working, the man shouted loudly: "Yan Shen Niu Pi, Yan Shen Niu Pi, Yan Shen Niu Pi!"
Going down the Weibo hot search list, there are many similar videos.
Some netizens looked at the camera and shouted loudly: "Yanshen, dad, dad, dad..."
Some netizens took a razor, placed it on the top of their head, then faced the camera and shaved all their hair from the forehead to the back of the head.
After shaving his hair, he still shouted to the camera: "Yan Shen is awesome, Yan Dad is awesome!"
Some netizens actually went to a tattoo shop to get a tattoo. They had the three characters "Lin Xiyan" tattooed on their buttocks, took pictures and posted them on Weibo.
The most ruthless one was the brother who said he wanted to eat dog food. His husky was eating dog food. He walked over, grabbed the dog bowl, and ate a big mouthful.
When the taste came out, my face turned dark, but the action of eating dog food continued, which really made people say "admiration"!
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These Weibo posts are being liked and forwarded at an alarming rate.
At the same time, the Weibo comment area exploded.
【Hahaha, they are all talents.】
[Husky: Damn it, this guy is such a bitch! 】
【Husky: I am not a human, but you are a real dog.】
[Looking at the Husky’s eyes, I immediately collapsed! 】
[A man who fulfills his promise is a real man.]
【I’m laughing so hard!】
[The eldest brother’s wife is the winner when it comes to housework. Look how happy she is.]
[The one who calls me daddy, you don’t even ask Yanshen if he is willing.]
[Yanshen: Damn, there is another unfilial son, so annoying! 】
[Yan Shen: Damn it, so many unfilial sons and daughters appeared overnight.]
【Who can resist the beautiful and sassy Father Yan? 】
【How many people use the power of words to do things they have planned for a long time.】
【Shoot to death scene!】
[There are always people doing things in the name of Sister Yan that they want to do but dare not do.]
[The population base is large, and there are many happy people.]
【I like people who can afford to play, awesome!】
【At this moment we are real men, and all our promises can be fulfilled.】
[Don’t be sexist, okay? There are quite a few female netizens who fulfill their promises, okay? 】
【Sure enough, there are benefits to joining in the fun!】
[What’s going on? If I don’t log on Weibo for a day, I think I’ve traveled through time!]
[Brother, please see No. 1 on the hot search list for details.]
[Oh my god, I have never seen a man keep his promise like this in my life, thank you Yanshen! 】
[Hahaha, it’s so cute, a lot of people were so convinced that they lost.]
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