Ye Fan's words were like a huge boulder smashing into a calm lake, causing thousands of waves.
For a moment, all the passengers in the carriage had strange expressions on their faces, as if they wanted to laugh but were trying hard to hold it back.
After being told something unspeakable in public, Zou Kai's face turned green and he stopped running away. He turned around and looked at Ye Fan, gritting his teeth and saying:
"You...how dare you slander me! I am known as the Little Bully of Jinling Silver Spear, and I am a man who kills you seven times in one night. How...how can I be impotent?"
Although he spoke categorically, the beads of sweat on his forehead and his trembling body revealed his guilty conscience and panic.
"Hmph...Zou Kai, is it fun to deceive yourself? Is it impotence? You don't know what to do?"
Ye Fan sneered: "According to your current symptoms, in a few months at most, that thing will be completely necrotic, just like a decoration! I hope you have other brothers and sisters, otherwise your Zou family will be completely destroyed
No more descendants!"
Upon hearing this, Zou Kai's pupils shrank suddenly, his face turned pale, and his vest was already soaked with cold sweat.
A while ago, he indulged too much and wandered into various nightclubs. As a result, a few weeks ago, he completely withered and no matter how much stimulation he exerted, it was useless.
Over the past few days, he has also tried various "old Chinese doctors" and "old military doctors", including some foreign aphrodisiacs, but there was no response.
If he became a "eunuch" like this, it would be even more uncomfortable than killing him!
At this time, Zou Kai looked at Ye Fan from a distance and asked tentatively:
"You...you have a way to cure my disease?"
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As soon as this statement came out, it was tantamount to confirming his impotence problem.
For a moment, jeers and laughter broke out all around, and countless joking eyes fell on him, making him feel extremely humiliated.
Next to him, Zhao Ling'er's beautiful eyes were full of disgust and contempt, and she subconsciously shrank back a little behind the seat, as if there was some kind of plague on him.
At this time, Ye Fan spoke again: "It's not impossible if you want me to save you! But..."
"But what? Boy, as long as you cure my disease, I will give it to you no matter how much it costs!"
Zou Kai's tone was full of expectation, as if a drowning man had seen a life-saving straw.
Just now, he had already seen Ye Fan's medical skills.
In just a few minutes, the bone tumor that had plagued Sun Zhengyi for three years was cured, which is miraculous!
Treating his impotence is easier than treating tumors, right?
Seeing Zou Kai's eager look, Ye Fan raised the corners of his mouth slightly, outlined a strange arc, and joked:
"Hmph... Zou Kai, it seems that the bet between you and Mr. Sun has not been completed yet, right?"
Hearing this, Zou Kai's body trembled and his face became extremely embarrassed.
According to the agreement, now that Sun Zhengyi has proven his identity, Zou Kai has to kneel down and kowtow to apologize!
With his arrogant and arrogant character, he would never do such an extremely humiliating thing, so he cheated and ran away. But now, Ye Fan can be said to have control of his "lifeblood"!
Zou Kai clenched his fists tightly, his face turned green and white, as if he was engaged in a battle between heaven and man.
After struggling for a moment, he took a deep breath, as if he had made some important decision.
Suddenly, he walked up to Sun Zhengyi, his knees softened, and he knelt down with a "plop".
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
There were three more bangs in succession, hitting the cold ground with a thumping sound.
"Mr. Sun, I was wrong, please forgive me!" Zou Kai gritted his teeth.
Even though he was dissatisfied, he could only swallow his anger at this moment.
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Seeing this scene, there was a lot of cynicism around:
"Haha... don't pretend to be cool. If you pretend to be cool and get struck by lightning, this guy will end up in the best possible way!"
"Yeah! He's just an impotent man, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?"
"Tch! This guy still dares to question the little miracle doctor. In my opinion, I might as well let him be a eunuch for the rest of his life!"
Hearing these words, Zou Kai felt that he had been insulted like never before, and all the pride and self-esteem he had had for more than 20 years in his life had been trampled on completely.
But in order to treat impotence, he was willing to risk it all!
The next moment, Zou Kai stood up suddenly, looked at Ye Fan from a distance, and said loudly: "Boy, I have done as you asked, now it is your turn to treat me!"
Hearing this, Ye Fan's smile became even brighter and he said: "Haha... If I want to cure your problem, I need some special medicine! I'll give you a prescription. You just need to take the medicine according to the prescription and take it for ninety-nine days.
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As he spoke, he took out a pen and paper, and started writing "swish, swish, swish" with his pen.
After a while, Ye Fan handed the prescription to Zou Kai.
After Zou Kai took it, as if he had found a treasure, he lowered his head and muttered to himself: "Take the boy's urine and take it for ninety-nine days, and you can regain your glory!"
After seeing the prescription, Zou Kai was stunned for a moment, then his face changed and he said angrily: "You brat, are you fucking kidding me? You... how dare you let me drink urine?"
"snort……"
Ye Fan sneered and said: "I wrote a prescription for you with good intentions, but you bit Lu Dongbin. You are not a kind person! This boy's urine is the most yang thing in the world. In terms of the effect of nourishing the kidneys, it is far better than deer antler and bullwhip."
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In ancient China, many famous doctors used children's urine as medicine to treat diseases! It was recorded in the medical records of Zhu Zhenheng, a famous doctor in the Yuan Dynasty, that an old woman who was over eighty years old and seemed to be forty was because she had been taking it all year round.
Only when a child urinates can he be beautiful!"
Seeing what Ye Fan said so confidently, Zou Kai, who was doubtful, immediately took out his cell phone and started searching.
It didn't take long for him to discover that, as Ye Fan had said, in the ancient Chinese medicine world, boy's urine was an extraordinary medicine. Although it was not said to be able to cure impotence, it could treat headaches, sore throat, abdominal pain, fever, and lung cancer.
Impotence and other symptoms.
At this time, Ye Fan had a strange look on his face and continued:
"Ahem... Zou Kai, your impotence is very serious. Ordinary boy's urine cannot cure it, so you must find an 'old boy'!"
"Old boy? What is that?" Zou Kai asked subconsciously.
"The so-called old boy refers to an old man over sixty years old who has never experienced anything between a man and a woman, and it must be the first time he urinates when he wakes up in the morning. You take it on the spot within one minute, not a drop is left, and ninety-nine
Queen, your impotence will be cured!" Ye Fan continued to talk nonsense seriously.
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After hearing these words, Zou Kai's face turned uglier than eating shit. Just thinking about it made him feel sick and he felt nauseated.
Are you kidding?!
How could he accept being asked to drink the urine of a sixty-year-old man for ninety-nine days?
"Is there... no other way?" He looked at Ye Fan and gritted his teeth.
"Hmph... I have already told you the prescription. As for whether to cure it or not, that is your business and has nothing to do with me!"
As he said that, Ye Fan immediately turned his head away, as if he didn't want to say any more words.
However, the corners of his mouth were twitching at the moment, as if he wanted to laugh but was holding it back.
The so-called method of using child urine to treat impotence was all made up by him just to play tricks on Zou Kai!
Before that, Ye Fan showed his miraculous acupuncture skills. In the hearts of everyone present, it was like Hua Tuo was alive.
So now, Zou Kai has no reason not to believe it!
If he really followed Ye Fan's words and found that his impotence had not improved after ninety-nine days of drinking urine from an old boy, he would probably be so angry that he vomited blood on the spot!
At this moment, a female voice sounded in the carriage:
"The station arriving at the front of the train is the terminal station of this train - Huahai South Station! Please be ready to get off the train. We welcome you to take our train again. See you next time!"
Immediately afterwards, some passengers who were watching the excitement returned to their seats and began to arrange their salutes.
As for Zou Kai, he left the carriage in despair.
This time he lost both his wife and his troops!
Not only did she fail to catch Zhao Ling'er, she knelt down and kowtowed in front of everyone. Her hidden impotence was revealed, and she became a clown ridiculed by everyone!
However, it was his own fault that led him to this end, and he could not blame anyone else.
A few minutes later, the train finally stopped on the platform, and passengers filed out.
However, just as he got off the car, a voice sounded from behind Ye Fan: