Hearing the words of the girl with heavy makeup, Ye Fan and Xiao Yunrong were both stunned. They never expected that the relationship between the two would be misunderstood.
At this time, the girl with heavy makeup put her hand on her hips and pointed at Xiao Yunrong's nose with one hand, and said loudly:
"Hmph... I just saw it. You took this pretty boy everywhere to buy clothes! As long as you give him to me, money is not a problem!"
As she said that, she took out a stack of gold cards from her pocket. There were more than a dozen gold cards, covering almost all major domestic banks, as well as some foreign banks. They were very wealthy!
Ten minutes ago, when she was shopping, she accidentally caught a glimpse of Ye Fan and was completely fascinated by his figure!
She didn't know why, Ye Fan's appearance was not perfect, but the temperament revealed in him made her legs weak and gave birth to an unprecedented possessiveness!
She wants him!
After that, the girl with heavy makeup followed Ye Fan, only to find that Xiao Yunrong bought him a brand-name outfit and spent hundreds of thousands!
This move made her even more sure that Ye Fan was the pretty boy kept by Xiao Yunrong!
So at this moment, the girl with heavy makeup could no longer restrain herself and rushed out to "steal food" from Xiao Yunrong's mouth!
On the other side, Xiao Yunrong looked confused. With her identity and appearance, how could she need to support a pretty boy?
With a few clicks of her fingers, I don't know how many men in Hua Beach are willing to be her slaves!
But Ye Fan was embarrassed. He knew that it must be a "side effect" of Cangtian's body that made the girl with heavy makeup in front of him so crazy!
Ye Fan thought to himself, it seems that when he goes out in the future, he will have to wear a mask and sunglasses like a celebrity and disguise himself, otherwise he doesn't know what kind of trouble he will cause!
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At this time, the girl with heavy makeup frowned when she saw that the two of them were still silent, looked at Xiao Yunrong and said arrogantly:
"What? You think the money is too little? I have a lot of money! Please give me a price. How much will it cost before you are willing to give up this pretty boy to me?"
When Xiao Yunrong heard this, a trace of frost appeared on her pretty face, her eyes flashed with a seductive and sullen look, and she said coldly:
"Miss, please be respectful. The relationship between Xiaofan and I is not the kind of relationship you imagined!"
As soon as this statement came out, the girl with heavy makeup looked unconvinced, folded her hands in front of her chest, and chuckled:
"Tch! You're lying! Do you think I'm an idiot? If this guy wasn't the pretty boy you kept, would you have bought him so many famous brands? You're so embarrassed to be the pretty boy, why are you afraid that others will know?"
The woman with heavy makeup had a high-pitched and harsh voice, which attracted the attention of many people around her.
Countless eyes fell on Xiao Yunrong, suddenly pushing her to the forefront.
Among them, there were also male customers passing by.
Xiao Yunrong, who already suffered from androphobia, seemed to be suffering greatly under the gaze of these eyes. Her face turned pale, her delicate body trembled, and there was even a layer of fine sweat beads on the tip of her nose.
The girl with heavy makeup moved closer to Ye Fan, her face full of salivation, and she subconsciously swallowed her saliva.
Smelling the strong scent of perfume on her body, Ye Fan frowned and turned around to pull Xiao Yunrong away from this psychopath.
Unexpectedly, the girl with heavy makeup grabbed his arm, her eyes lit up, as if she had found a treasure, and she exclaimed:
"Tsk tsk... Little handsome boy, I didn't expect that you look quite thin, but your muscles are so strong. You obviously look thin when you are wearing clothes, but you look fat when you take off your clothes!"
Don’t worry, as long as you follow me, I will never treat you badly! Luxury houses, luxury cars, if you take good care of me, you can have whatever you want!"
Hearing this, Ye Fan's mouth twitched and he was completely speechless.
His right hand shook, and he withdrew his arm from the heavily made-up woman's hand. He took two steps back to keep a distance, and then said coldly: "Auntie, how old are you? If you don't go home early to buy groceries, cook, and tutor your children,
Homework, what do you mean by a pretty boy?!"
"Aunt...aunt?!"
Upon hearing what Ye Fan called her, the girl with heavy makeup was stunned for a moment, as if she couldn't believe her ears.
It took more than ten seconds for her to react, and she looked at Ye Fan and said angrily: "You... who the hell did you say was the aunt? She's only 27 years old!"
"What? You're only 27 years old!"
Ye Fan pretended to be exaggerated and raised his tone a bit, with a look of disbelief on his face, as if he had seen something strange. He looked her up and down, and then continued:
"Oops! Sorry, at first glance, I thought you were 47! Auntie, ah no - eldest sister, you look a little too anxious. You look like someone from my mother's generation.
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"you!"
The girl with heavy makeup turned pale with anger, like a cat whose tail was stepped on. She was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said:
"Boy, how dare you humiliate me! Huh...I know, you want to arouse my interest in this way! Very good, you have aroused my desire to conquer! Wait until I 'win' you
I will definitely make you kneel at my feet and sing "Conquer"!"
"I'm sorry, you alone can't afford me! And - I don't have contact with sick people!"
As he said that, Ye Fan took a few steps back, with a look of disgust on his face, as if there was some kind of plague on the girl with heavy makeup.
"You - you dare to call me sick? Fart! How can I be sick when I am pure and pure? You are the one who is sick!" the girl with heavy makeup said angrily.
"oh?"
Ye Fan raised his eyebrows, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, outlined a strange arc, and said jokingly: "Then let me ask you, have you been constipated for a long time recently, but you have a great appetite. Every night after dark, you feel a burst of pain in your lower abdomen.
The swelling makes it difficult to sleep?"
"You...how do you know?!"
The girl with heavy makeup couldn't help but exclaimed, her face looking like she had seen a ghost.
"Haha... I also know that you have a problem with your stomach and liver. If you leave it alone, the symptoms will become very serious before long, and even cause gastritis and hepatitis! If you don't believe it, you can press your own
Try Zhongwan point!" Ye Fan vowed.
"Zhongwan point?!"
The girl with heavy makeup said suspiciously, having no idea where this acupuncture point was.
"Zhongwan point is on the midline in front of the upper abdomen of the human body, that is, 4 inches above the middle of the navel." Ye Fan said and made a gesture on his body.
Seeing this, the girl with heavy makeup subconsciously pressed her Zhongwan point.
At this time, the movement here had already attracted many customers to watch. At least twenty passers-by gathered around, stretching their necks curiously, and their eyes fell on the girl with heavy makeup.
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"Puff puff!"
The next moment, a series of rapid sounds came from behind the woman with heavy makeup. The sound sounded a bit like farting.
For a moment, the face of the girl with heavy makeup changed drastically, and she was extremely embarrassed.
She just felt like there was a turmoil in her stomach, and the depressed energy that had been blocked for a long time seemed to have finally found a place to vent, and it poured out crazily.
"Pffffffffffffffff!!!"
A dense sound of farts, like a machine gun, resounded throughout the venue.
Almost at the same time, a stench that is unimaginable to ordinary people also spread crazily in all directions with the body of the heavily made-up woman as the center.
It's hard to describe the smell in words!
It's like the smell of rotten eggs, food that has been rotten for several days, rotten fish and carrion, etc., mixed together and magnified ten times, it will make people faint!
For a moment, the onlookers quickly covered their noses with their hands, yelled and ran away into the distance:
"Ahhh...what the hell is this!"
"This woman looks like a human being, but who would have thought that a gangster is so stinky? You really can't tell the difference between a person and a human being!"
"What the hell is this? It's just a biological weapon!"
Hearing everyone's cynicism, the girl with heavy makeup was so ashamed and angry that she wished that a big hole would open in the ground immediately so that she could crawl into it.
Then, she looked at Mark again, gritted her teeth and said, "You bastard, are you kidding me?"
"Hmph...I'm just saving you. If you don't get rid of the depressed energy in your body, it won't be long before your body is in danger! But this fart is just the beginning."
As if to confirm Ye Fan's words, the next moment, behind the heavily made-up woman, there was a loud noise that shook the sky and the earth——
"Pfft!"
The woman with heavy makeup felt like something was gushing out of her body like the Yangtze River bursting its banks, and there was no way to stop it.
Immediately afterwards, her body trembled, and a puddle of shit-yellow mark appeared on the buttocks of her white skirt, which was particularly conspicuous and the stench intensified.
Under the gaze of everyone, the girl with heavy makeup actually lost control!