Dazai Osamu spoke in a friendly voice, "Kaito is next to me...very awake and can hear me."
The phone hangs up.
"..."
Kuroba Kaito quickly solved the puzzle in his mind:
In the first sentence, Kirishima directly mentioned that he came to the secret room, indicating that this "Seiwa" either knew about the existence of the secret room, or he could find the secret room quickly after getting the hint, and he was not far from Kuroba's house or even at his house;
In the second sentence, Kirishima named him by his side, which meant that he had reached a certain agreement with him, or that he was already under control and there was nothing to worry about;
The third sentence is a supplement to the second sentence. It may be that the people over there are asking him if he is conscious, because the person beside Kirishima is that he is unconscious and he is awake and they belong to two different concepts. It can also be seen from this that the other person is
cautious...
Dazai Osamu smiled half-heartedly, "Do you recognize who 'Qinghe' is?"
Kuroba Kaito replied instantly: "Miss Kiyoko."
The answer is too obvious.
——There are not many people in his family!!
Putting the kana thing aside for now, Kuroba Kaito was thinking about another question unwillingly: Why does it feel like a single person can find the secret room in his family, but he didn't know it for so many years?!
A certain top student had doubts about himself.
He learned from the experience: It’s time to learn more mathematics.
In this reflection, time gradually passes.
Half a moment.
Kuroba Kaito couldn't help but ask: "Are you sure Miss Qinghe can find the secret room?"
Dazai Osamu did not correct the wrong name and said casually: "Changing the name is more time-consuming."
Before he finished speaking, a person fell from above his head.
No.
To say "dropped" is not accurate enough. Unlike the two of them who almost smashed down before, the person turned over smoothly in the air and landed firmly on the ground, in a handsome posture of kneeling on one knee. Kamidai Kiyokazu stood up and raised his head.
For a moment, Mono glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was intact, and then looked around. An unexpected look appeared on Mono's brow: "Katana Kid's secret room?"
Kuroba Kaito:?!!
Kamishiro Kiyokazu walked to Dazai Osamu and stood next to him. Seeing Kuroba Kaito's stunned face, he raised his hand and waved in a funny way, "Kaito?"
"You, you are..."
Kuroba Kaito was shocked, "Miss Kiyoko?!"
She just took off her wig, combed her hair, and changed into clean men's pajamas she found in the closet. She didn't take off her makeup and used the voice of "Kirishima Kiyoko" with a smile. Her expression instantly turned soft and she said: "
My sister and I are very grateful to you for taking us in tonight, Mr. Kuroba."
Kuroba Kaito almost choked to death on his saliva.
He stared hard at the black-haired boy in front of him, and his whole body was shocked.
When he was found in the secret room at home, Kuroba Kaito was able to laugh at himself; but when he made a mistake in seeing through the disguise, Kuroba Kaito found it difficult to accept it.
——After all, the latter is the field that he truly loves, is good at and is proud of.
Kamishiro Kiyokazu: "Dazai?"
Not paying much attention to Kuroba Kaito's gaze, Kamishiro Kiyoka glanced at his friend a few more times and keenly noticed that Dazai Neko's mood didn't seem right.
How should I put it, I seem a little confused and irritable...
Or something else?
Senior shit shovel official Qinghe said that Dazai Maomao's emotions are too delicate and complicated for him to see at a glance.
Osamu Dazai was in a confused mood, thinking about where he had exposed his flaws.
He obviously controlled all his emotions very well.
"I just hit my head."
Osamu Dazai had already prepared his words. He covered his head and couldn't see the injury clearly with his thick hair. He acted very realistically and muttered in a dull voice, "I'm dizzy. It hurts."
"..."
Remember when I fell, I was at the bottom?!
Kuroba Kaito watched the newly appeared scene of Seiwa helping Kirishima Haru rub the non-existent injury on his head, and suddenly calmed down.
He said abruptly: "So your women's clothing is your hobby?"
Since both of them are men, there is no way to talk about giving each other kimonos to express their love for a lifetime. If you think about it carefully, maybe it is just an ordinary New Year gift between good friends...
Although this gift is a bit special.
As for Aoko's hero saving the beauty tonight... no, the beauty saves the beauty... that's not right either, the beauty saving the hero is probably just a coincidence.
"It's a little complicated to explain."
Kamidai Kiyokazu thought for a moment and skipped the series of causes starting from the Mafia leader's obsession with the goddess, "Just think that we made a bet."
Four o'clock in the morning.
The three people climbed up from the secret room.
Only then did Kuroba Kaito realize that the other side of his father's portrait was the image of Kaitou Kidd, "..."
OK.
He understood how his father's hidden identity was exposed to Qinghe.
The secret room that no one has entered for many years has accumulated a lot of dust. After walking around and coming out again, the three of them all had a great need for a bath.
Especially the two that haven't been washed tonight.
"Let Aji go first."
Kamidai Kiyoshi said understandingly, "Kaito must have many questions to ask."
By the way, he gave Dazai Osamu the cleansing oil in his bag.
It's hard to take a shower without putting on makeup at all.
Experience it yourself.
It’s better to just take it off——
Anyway, Kaito now has control over the two of them.
Compared with Kuroba Kaito, the two of them are considered cross-dressers at most. Men and women cosplay with each other so much these days, cross-dressing, especially good-looking cross-dressing, is not a problem at all. At most, some defenders will say a few words;
If Kuroba Toichi = Kaitou Kidd is exposed...
Don't say that the crime is not as bad as that of the family. People's mouths are used to make money, and the bones are destroyed.
Even though he is still a student in the ivory tower, Kuroba Kaito vaguely understands this.
Looking at the somewhat restless young man who kindly took them in, Kamishiro Kiyowa softened his voice: "Don't worry, Aji and I will keep it a secret."
He thought for a while and praised sincerely, "I just checked the information and Kaitou Kidd is very handsome!"
The young intelligence agent found not only cold texts, but also videos.
In the moving picture, the Phantom Thief, wearing a long white cloak and flying freely in the full moon sky, looks so mysterious and dreamy, full of an aura of excellence, showing off his genius magic to the police, reporters and the audience, which often arouses
The audience cheered, and with the accompaniment of sirens, Yu exited at the climax, leaving a lot of suspense and excitement.
The corners of Kuroba Kaito's mouth raised a little, "Really, cough."
"And I'm not a good person either."
Kamidai Kiyawa further narrowed the distance and said implicitly, "Occasionally, I will sell some intelligence information to others."
"...Information dealer?"
As Kamishiro Kiyoka nodded in confirmation, Kuroba Kaito's eyes gradually lit up.
When Dazai Osamu came out of the shower, he saw that Kamishiro Kiyokazu and Kuroba Kaito were already having a lively chat. The topic was all about some superficial information about the Yokohama underground world. It was not very confidential. Anyone who was a gangster would probably know about it, but obviously for middle school students
It's said to be a special attack——
At this age, I am in the stage of being deviant and thinking that certain behaviors are "cool".
"Really? It turns out that's the case."
"It's amazing!"
"——Wow, I just knew it!"
Kuroba Kaito listened very engrossed, exclaiming from time to time, and giving feedback in support of the audience, until a cold voice interrupted his gossip journey, "Qinghe, you should also go and wash it."
Huh?
Kuroba Kaidou stopped, not wanting to finish it, and then noticed that Kirishima Haru had come out.
After taking off his makeup, the brown-haired boy's facial lines became more heroic, and the outline of his eyes also changed, becoming narrower and longer.
It can be seen that the other party does not actually wear much makeup, but he seems to be a different person...
Kuroba Kaito asked with interest: "Kirishima, did you put on your makeup yourself?"
The technology is very superb.
"It's made peaceful."
Dazai Osamu sat down, his hair was still dripping, and he heard the sound of water in the shower, and said, "What did Seiwa tell you?"
"..."
Is there something wrong with this investigative tone?
Kuroba Kaito started to think, and then he stopped thinking. He couldn't help but think more and more deeply.
When he was in the temple, he thought Kirishima Hariko was a boy and Kirishima Kiyoko was a girl, thinking that they were a pair of lovers who were in love with each other; when he was in the secret room, he knew that the so-called Kirishima sisters were all fake.
, both of them were men disguised as women. The impact at that time was too much, which made him think that the relationship between the two was just a pure friendship, but now that he thinks about it...
When the bell rang, Kirishima Osamu glared at him for real.
Now it's like a police check, or a rape-catching tone again——
Got it.
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It seems that I am still in unrequited love.
miserable.
Kirishima, miserable.
Kuroba Kaito almost showed sympathy, but fortunately a sudden premonition saved him. His father's teachings rang in the door of his heart in time, allowing him to maintain the poker face that a magician should have, "That's all.
News about the Yokohama underworld."
Dazai Osamu pondered: "What about other than that?"
"No more."
Kuroba Kaito expressed his confusion, "What do you mean?"
Osamu Dazai suddenly laughed, and his mood improved visibly, "It's nothing."
It seems that Qinghe didn't even say his real name.
Kuroba Kaito: "..."
Why does Kirishima's mood change faster than Aoko's?
Kamishiro Kiyokazu walked out of the bathroom quickly. He had just showered a little before, and spent more time removing his makeup. His face felt much better. The black-haired boy came over, and before Kuroba Kaito could see him clearly,
He looked like he was suddenly startled, then turned back to get a dry towel, frowned and said, "Why don't you dry your hair again?"
"Woo."
Enjoying the massage-like hair-wiping treatment from his friend, Osamu Dazai groaned, "It still hurts."
Kuroba Kaito: "..."
OK.
He understands everything.
Kaito the lightbulb took a few glances at the black-haired boy's current face, satisfied his curiosity, and went to take a shower voluntarily.
In order not to make himself shine even more, Kuroba Kaito stayed in the bathroom for a long time.
By the time he finishes his troubles, the morning star will rise.
And Kamishiro Kiyokazu and Dazai Osamu were already ready to tell him the script.
"Wait a minute, are you saying that you are going to let 'Kirishima Kiyoko' get married in an arranged marriage under the arrangement of her family, and sadly marry away from home, never to be seen again in this life, leaving only a letter to Qingzi?" Kuroba Kuaiyue?
Dou was so suffocated, "And 'Kirishima Haru', who lost his lover and was extremely sad, also completely lost contact and has never been heard from again?"
"I don't agree," Kuroba Kaito said emotionally, "Aoko will be sad!"
"Then do you want Qingzi to have a male best friend?"
Kamishiro Kiyowa issued a soul torture, put his hands on Kuroba Kaito's shoulders, and said earnestly, "Protect yourself against fire, burglary, and male besties, Kaito."
Kuroba Kaito: "..."
Unable to refute.
Osamu Dazai said briskly: "The letter has been written. Please remember to put it in the mailbox of Zhongmori Residence in half a month."
He smiled and clapped his hands, "Leave it to you, Kaito."