Before the morning alarm clock rang, Sakaguchi Ango suddenly opened his eyes and sat up on the bed, gasping for air in a daze.
He had a nightmare. In the dream, there was a black-clad God of Death, looking directly at him from the window. His sharp nails scratched on the window glass, making a painful and sharp sound, just like -
"呲拉——"
When Sakaguchi Ango first heard this voice, he felt uncomfortable and a little unable to distinguish between dreams and reality. Soon his expression returned to clarity, he put on the glasses on his pillow, opened the curtains and looked outside.
I saw many birds flying outside the glass separated by the window.
Sparrows, crows, and... birds he didn't recognize took turns flapping their wings and scraping his windows with their sharp claws.
...you can see the scratches on the glass.
Sakaguchi Ango lost his expression.
Seeing him getting up, a crow came out of the crowd and called loudly. Sakaguchi Ango reacted for a while and asked tentatively: "Xiaoqi?"
"quack!"
Um, that should be it, right?
But crows all look the same!!
All the other birds flew away, leaving only the crow outside the window. Sakaguchi Ango opened the window and saw the crow flying into the bedroom and landing next to the mobile phone on his pillow, "Quack!"
...It means asking him to contact his partner. It is one of the agreed communication actions.
——It’s really Xiaoqi.
Sakaguchi Ango's head was full of black lines: "Xiaoqi, don't wake me up like this in the future. I'm not a Disney princess. I don't need this kind of fairy tale scene..." I really can't bear the morning calls from the birds.
"quack!"
"Okay, okay, I know you must be in an emergency when you come here at this time, and it's almost time for me to get up -"
"quack!"
"Don't push, it's useless to push. Do you think Qinghe-senpai is having sex?"
"..."
Xiao Qi was silent.
"..."
Sakaguchi Ango was also silent: So, you don’t dare to disturb Seiwa-senpai, you dare to disturb me... Is this another day of being treated like a weakling? I feel sorry for myself.
[Xiao Qi comes to see you if there is something urgent.
——Anwu]
When he received the email, Kamishiro Kiyokazu was sitting in the car driven by Oda Sakunosuke, preparing to pick up Dazai Neko.
Fukitani-senpai didn't make any fanfare when he left, but he didn't hide anything either. I believe that the mafia operation team, which has always only been about killing, will occasionally have two smart ones. Sooner or later, they will find that the target they are chasing has left Yokohama.
—Blonde hair and dark skin are still too conspicuous.
When the old leader realizes that there is no hope of chasing his love rival, he will turn his attention to him again and discover that he is addicted to sucking Dazai's cats...
Hmm.
Perhaps his course time will be adjusted again, or his coursework will be increased so that he has no time to find friends?
Above, good times are always short.
Maybe today will be the last day to play with Dazai cats.
Hmm.
In this case, it's better not to be angry with Dazai Neko...but the way Dazai Neko shows his teeth and claws is super cute!!
Moreover, what if Xiaoqi’s matter is really urgent?
Kamidai Kiyokazu thought for a moment, replied to the email, and asked Ango to tell Xiaoqi to come directly. When he arrived at the small clinic, he met Xiaoqi who fell from the sky.
"quack!"
[Good morning, master!]
As expected, Dazai Osamu's expression changed instantly: "Stinky crow?!"
"quack!"
[Master, wait for me, I’ll teach this brat a lesson first!]
Next, it’s Catbird Wars 20.
Because of the difference in the venue, Xiao Qi has a more flexible combat space. Seeing Xiao Qi using the cobra maneuver of a fighter jet to attack and defend with dazzling skills, Kamidai Kiyawa, who was originally attracted by Dazai's claws and claws, twitched the corner of his mouth crazily, and the crow again
What did you learn?!
——Is this the end of learning?!
Seeing that they couldn't decide the winner in a short time, Kamishiro Kiyowa smiled and said nonsense: "The warm morning activities are over, let's go have breakfast!"
"quack!"
[Okay master, what shall we eat?]
Osamu Dazai: Stare——
Kamidai Kiyoshi smiled back as if nothing had happened.
The crow is regarded as a "divine bird" in Japan, and is even regarded as the "founding animal". Only crows can fly freely in Japan's sky.
Therefore, it is completely reasonable for Kamishiro Kiyowa to bring the crow into the breakfast shop without being blocked.
...and was even watched.
"quack!"
[Master, the saury here is pretty good!]
"Mom, can I keep a crow as a pet?"
"Brother's little bird is so well-behaved——"
"It's so beautiful!"
Xiao Qi held her head high and her chest was high, her eyes were stern... although her eyes were too small to be obvious.
"quack!"
[Although these cubs look ordinary, they have great eyesight!]
Kamishiro Kiyowa: "..."
I really want to thank you on their behalf.
The three of them quickly left the breakfast shop near the elementary school and drove to the first place that Jindai Qingwa mentioned today - the seaside.
In the car, Xiaoqi, who had eaten and drank enough, excitedly told her "urgent matter".
"quack!"
[Master, master, I have found the right teacher! She is that kind of charming beauty!]
"quack!"
[I remembered it when I heard it from Master and Eyeboy last time, but I didn’t expect that she would really come here! Brother Nighthawk told me!]
Kamishiro Kiyowa: "..."
Is this nighthawk an owl? Has your circle of friends broadened again?
"quack!"
[She is also a big star in Hollywood! You are right to find her!]
Kamidai Kiyowa was slightly startled.
Originally, he didn't pay much attention to the "teacher" Xiao Qi said. It didn't matter whether he believed it or not, but that people and birds looked at things from different angles. It was common to make mistakes. But if the other party was a Hollywood actress... things suddenly changed.
It has to be reliable. Hey, speaking of it, Xiaoqi actually knows about Hollywood. He is really a doctor among birds.
"What's her name?"
"quack!"
[Belmod! That’s what the old man who raised me called her!]
etc.
Vermouth... There seems to be no Hollywood actress with this name. Just in case, Kamishiro Kiyowa searched the Internet on his mobile phone and looked at the English word "vermouth" given by Google - that is, vermouth, absinthe.
, I searched for Yokohama’s entertainment news in recent days and fell into deep thought.
Let’s summarize.
If Xiao Qi hadn't made a mistake - a beauty who concealed her identity as a Hollywood actress, secretly came to Yokohama, and had a wine code/nickname...
——It’s like the opening of a blockbuster movie. Interesting.
It seems that Xiaoqi's previous owner was just a breeder in his words, and he didn't seem to be an ordinary person.
Kamishiro Kiyowa unconsciously stroked Xiaoqi's pure black feathers in his arms, thinking about something, and suddenly heard a faint voice, as if coming from deep underground: "Are you finished?"
"...!"
Osamu Dazai looked indifferent and read: "It turns out that Seiwa can talk to crows. It's so magical."
"!!!"
In the era of peace and harmony in the Gods, the official who shoveled shit was disqualified.
The black-haired boy quickly whispered a few words to Xiao Qi, opened the car window and let it fly, then closed the window, showed a flattering smile, and faced the kite-eyed cat again.
There was a humiliation and humiliation of the country, ceding territory, and not mentioning compensation.
To use the words of Oda Sakunosuke in the driver's seat, the demeanor and tone of a certain young master were inexplicably similar to the official he shared at Lupin Bar who was sandwiched between his wife and his mistress.
seaside.
The rising sun dyes everything with a light layer of gold. This sea area is a rare sea area far away from human pollution. The sea water has a pure light blue that is like the beginning of life. Combined with this light gold, it is as beautiful as fantasy.
"How about it? The scenery is nice, isn't it?"
The black-haired boy smiled and shared this secret base with his friends, "I used to come here to rest when I was tired."
Avoid crowds and worries.
Kamishiro Kiyokazu, who had already blind typed and sent an email to his partner, was able to focus all his attention on Dazai Osamu in front of him. He looked at the light gold reflected in the kite's eyes, and pulled Dazai Osamu slowly to walk among the rocks.
We went to a location where the sea breeze was less intense and sat together on a flat rock.
This is a viewing position with a good view.
The surroundings were deserted, and the sea and the sky met in the distance, all blue and white, and even the beach was covered with soft white sand. After Oda Sakunosuke parked the car, he slowly followed the two people who ran away.
The red-haired young man thought about his dream.
...Writing a novel in a room with a view of the sea.
——What the young master said makes sense. It’s because he hasn’t started writing yet that he’s never been sure to continue writing.
——Let’s try it when you have some free time.
When Oda Sakunosuke came to the edge of the reef, he only heard Dazai Osamu say: "Facing nature, human beings are really insignificant." The young man with kite eyes said in an erratic tone, "What is the value of living in this world?"
Upon hearing this, Kamidai Kiyoka immediately picked up his cell phone and used a tactical transfer, "Oda-kun, you are the eldest, please tell me."
The pressure suddenly came to Oda Sakunosuke.
"Ah, this..."
He also found a rock and sat down. The red-haired young man thought for a while and said, "I don't know."
"But in the novel I read, Mr. Natsume's "Light and Dark", the protagonist said a line to the killer - 'People are born to redeem themselves. You will understand it when you are about to die.'"
Oda Sakunosuke said, "Since I stopped killing people, I have been thinking about the meaning of this sentence."
He was a little troubled, but he was very calm, "I haven't figured it out yet."
Osamu Dazai: "Death..."
There was a strange fascination on the face of the young boy with wild eyes.
Kamishiro Kiyokazu thought of what he and Ozaki Momiji had said when they talked about Dazai - "That brat Dazai committed suicide more than once. Although I have not seen it with my own eyes, I heard Dr. Mori complain that Dazai tried to combine blood pressure medicine and lowering blood pressure
He mixed the medicine together and swallowed it, and also asked Dr. Sen to prepare him a medicine that can cause a painless death. He is a troublesome brat."
indeed.
He is a troublesome cat.
The black-haired boy said abruptly: "No."
Osamu Dazai: "?"
Kamishiro Kiyokazu looked at his friends seriously: "Value is a false proposition. Farmers believe that good weather is valuable, reporters believe that news is valuable, and police believe that law-abiding citizens are valuable... You understand, everyone can only
See your own world.”
Dazai Osamu looked at him quietly.
"In my eyes, even a common flower or grass growing quietly on the roadside has its own value." The black-haired boy said softly, "Maybe one day, this kind of scenery will be
Let poets get inspiration, and let tired wanderers get comfort from their hometown."
"Dazai, you are very valuable to me."
"It would be better to say that you are the biggest surprise since I joined this terrible Mafia organization." Kamishiro Kiyokazu said, with a sudden change of topic, "By the way, Dazai, you like me too, right?"
???
Osamu Dazai was at a loss for a moment, then realized what someone said and subconsciously retorted: "No!"
"Really don't like it?"
The black-haired boy had a face full of disbelief.
Osamu Dazai couldn't help complaining: "Where do you get your confidence from?"
"uh-huh."
Kamishiro Kiyokazu said: He is super-confident.
As a senior shit scraper who was blacklisted by all the cat clubs in Yokohama.
There is nothing he can do. As long as he goes a few more times, all the cats in the cat cafe will surround him. Few of them are willing to talk to other customers. For the sake of sales, the owners of the cat cafe can only block someone with tears, which is also very appropriate.
Logical.
That’s why I’m so connected to cats.
——There is no cat who doesn’t like him!!!
The black-haired boy's face clearly said "I know you like me, no need to quibble." Seeing Dazai Osamu wanting to pounce on him and scratch him, he heard the other person say: "On the day we went to the zoo, in the car, Dazai wasn't very worried about me.
Is it healthy?"
Osamu Dazai: "..."
Kamishiro Kiyawa showed a successful smile, shook his finger and said: "Since Dazai doesn't want me to die, then I won't allow you to die. It's fair, isn't it?"
Osamu Dazai: “…………”
Silence, unspeakable silence.
Unable to think of a way to break the situation, the young boy with bright eyes changed the subject, "What did you do with your phone just now?"
While speaking, Dazai Osamu reached out to pick up his friend's mobile phone. Before Kamishiro Kiyawa could stop him, Dazai Osamu saw the phone screen——
Above is a philosopher with sparse hair.
Osamu Dazai, who originally thought that the other party might be searching for issues like "human value": "…………"
"Haha, well..."
Kamishiro Qinghe raised the corners of his lips guiltily, "I thought, you started thinking about philosophy at a young age, uh... Anyway, in short, that's it..."
Damn it, the screen-on time of the phone is set too long.
The young intelligence officer secretly summed up his experience and lessons.
"Qing·He!!"
The sound of grinding teeth echoed throughout the sea.
Oda Sakunosuke looked at the scene like "Dazai made a move, the young master dodged, Dazai's foot slipped, the young master caught it, Dazai seized the opportunity and hit the person...", his heart felt like water.