Jiang Fang felt a chill. How could this perverted black tea pretend to be innocent?
Then she discovered that he was serious, with a curious look on his face, waiting for her answer.
Jiang Fang took a deep breath and calmed down. Thinking about his background, it was normal not to know this.
"They are not the kind of chickens that lay eggs." He explained with a smile: "Because they live in rice fields, the meat is tender and more delicious than chicken, so they are commonly called so."
Duan Jiu didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, so he continued to be stupid: "No wonder the two types of chickens here have different cries. Frogs croak, and egg-laying hens cackle. Then they..."
Jiang Fang never had much patience with idiots, and he was trying his best to answer once.
She has no room for stupid people around her.
"If you ask stupid questions again, I'll beat you up! Damn it, from tomorrow onwards, you have to feed the chickens for me!"
As he spoke, he pointed at the knife in his hand.
Duan Jiu hurriedly leaned back and sat down on the ground, almost getting poked in the eye.
If you have a brain-dead problem, that's why Yu Zun condescends to her!
Duan Jiu was so angry that he immediately overturned the idea of taking Jiang Fang as his own. The dominatrix still had to die!
Luo Huiniang was busy trying to smooth things over: "Ah Fang, don't be angry, just teach him slowly. Look at Duan Jiu who looks so good. Maybe he was a young master from some family before, so naturally he doesn't understand these lowly things."
Jiang Fang shook his head in disapproval: "It's not like he just came here. He's still so industrious and indifferent to grains. He hasn't made any progress at all. We don't raise waste in our family."
Duan Jiu smiled disdainfully: Who are you calling a waste? A waste can get so much food without spending any money? Isn’t saving money the same as making money!
He doesn't want to rely on his face, but the facts are here.
When Jiang Er was working, he also paid attention to the movements outside. After hearing this, he poked his head out of the room and said, "Ah Fang, I have to be fair. No matter how useless Duan Jiu is, no matter how ignorant he is, he can just rely on his face."
We don’t have the ability to survive and support others.”
Duan Jiu smiled cruelly: This is the truth, but I don’t want to hear such bullshit fair words.
Jiang Er's tongue, is it better to chop it into pieces or melt it with potion?
Jiang Fang seemed to be convinced and changed his mind: "Okay, if you eat people with soft lips, trash is also beautiful trash. Duan Jiu is not worthless."
Are you so fucking soft-spoken?
Duan Jiu sneered: "Then I'll just wait to eat soft rice."
Qi Ling exclaimed: "My old swan! Master, please promise him to use soft rice to kill the ultimate villain's will! Rich woman, hungry, soft rice, ying ying, hug~"
"What do you mean by that?" Jiang Fang was stunned and asked in confusion: "Aren't you always eating soft food?"
Qi Ling: "...You have taken away all the bamboo shoots."
Duan Jiu finally accepted that it was impossible for this damn woman to say anything that would make him happy.
People are under the roof, get used to it, get used to it, and you will get it back in the future.
Qi Ling got used to Jiang Fang not caring about him at all, and began to sympathize with Duan Jiu, who was about to be spoiled: "Poor, I can't stand you and can't kill you, my face is turning blue."
"Hey, it's true." Jiang Fang glanced at it and thought, "No, it can't go on like this."
Qi Ling was surprised: "Why did you suddenly become enlightened?"
"I'm afraid if he continues like this, he will develop breast cancer." Jiang Fang said seriously: "Men can also get breast cancer, it's not just a boast."
"..."
"I'll let him vent his negative emotions."
Jiang Fang took out the waxed pork ribs that had been beaten by Duan Jiu and handed it to him: "Chop it into small pieces."
Duan Jiu didn't say anything, he just picked up the kitchen knife and chopped it as if he was snatching it away.
Luo Huiniang sighed with some relief: "Ah Fang, Duan Jiu still has a good temper. Your words really don't make sense. He should just listen to you. You should be nicer to him in the future."
Duan Jiu's action of chopping the ribs froze. Who listened to the dominatrix?
Her ears were going to go blind when she heard it, bah bah bah!
What was used as a chopping board was a tree stump that Jiang Fang picked up in the yard. Duan Jiu was half-kneeling, cutting down a particularly large amount.
It was like killing a chicken with a bull's-eye.
Luo Huiniang smiled again and said: "His cutting method is a waste of energy."
Jiang Fang always complains: "There isn't much that can be wasted."
As soon as he finished speaking, Duan Jiu's chopping of ribs became louder.
Jiang Fang: "Ah haha, it's enough for chopping bones. If you practice more, you'll find the skills."
One bone was chopped quickly, and Duan Jiu's depression dissipated a little, but he still had more to say: "That's it? I can chop ten or eight more!"
So, stop looking down on others!
Jiang Fang immediately gave a thumbs up: "Great! In addition to feeding the chickens, I also leave the work of chopping firewood to you."
Can vent, can strengthen the body, kill three birds with one stone!
Duan Jiu: "..."
Is this a smooth arrangement?
There was no time to clean up the kitchen today, so Jiang Fang set up a pot in the yard to cook.
The dead branches and leaves lying on the ground are perfect for making fire.
When the sun was about to set, three dishes were cooked: frog roasted with chestnuts, braised pork ribs with potatoes, and stir-fried shredded lettuce.
The white rice cooked by Jiang Xiaomei is also cooked.
I don’t know if there is any connection between food and people. Anyway, the food made by Jiang Fang, just like her, is domineering and has a sense of presence, and the aroma of the food can spread far away.
Jiang Er took deep breaths intoxicatedly, and besides working hard to please Jiang Fang, wasn't that just to please him?
"Ah Fang, my room is clean, come and take a look!"
Jiang Fang randomly checked a few places and said with his fingertip: "Not bad."
Jiang Er was very happy, the task was completed and it was time to start eating!
Jiang Fang waved his hand and drove people away ruthlessly: "It's easy to leave, but I won't see you off."
"What?"
"It's none of your business."
When I do something like this, I want to erase the past debts, and I want to be beautiful.
Jiang Er was tired and hungry, and said with a sad face: "Ah Fang, you, aren't you trying to kill the donkey..."
Jiang Fang: "That's what I said. There are still so many rooms that haven't been cleaned. How could I kill you so early? How could I kill you?"
Jiang Er didn't dare to argue anymore and left with his whole body slumped.
Jiang Da was aware of current affairs and laid out the bedding before it got dark.
When you're done, sit quietly and stay away.
He will not leave tonight, but will stay here to guard his wife and daughter.
When Duan Jiu and Jiang Xiaomei took the first bite, they felt that the fatigue from a hard day's work had miraculously disappeared.
The frogs are fat and tender, the chestnuts are soft and glutinous, the pork ribs and potatoes have a rich cured flavor in the soup, and the lettuce shreds are green and green and go well with rice without losing the meat.
Duan Jiu even felt that Jiang Fang tortured him both mentally and physically, so he could be forgiven.
Of course, please forgive me for the time being. After I finish eating, I will write down my death notebook again.
Luo Huiniang was sitting on a tree pillar, listening to Jiang Fang's words and eating more delicious shredded lettuce, her face became a little rosy.
In the darkness, two pairs of eyes watched for a long time.
"It smells so good...I have never smelled such a good smell..."
"You come up! They are enemies who have invaded our territory!"
"It would be more convincing if you didn't swallow when you spoke..."