Without waiting for his wife and concubine to wait on him, he finished washing himself early.
However, when he walked out refreshed, he found that the two women had already gone back to their rooms.
Tell me, tell me, who should I go to sit with first?
Tao'er is a little inconvenient, why not...just choose the lady!
After deciding, he tiptoed to Liu Quan's door.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Qi Yu gently knocked on the door and called out in a low voice like a secret signal: "Madam, I'm here, it's me..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Quan's voice was heard from the room: "Tonight... you'd better go to her place to sleep!"
Tsk tsk~~
Our family tradition is good and great. No matter what kind of things we do, we are always polite and courteous.
It is estimated that even Kong Rong had to bow his head and worship him, feeling ashamed of himself.
Since the lady is so reserved, you should take the initiative!
But when he pushed the door open, he saw that the door was actually bolted.
this……
But it’s a bit hard to explain.
As I said in my previous life, the door of my house is always open, and I am waiting for you with an open embrace. After hugging you, you will have a tacit understanding, and you will fall in love with this place...
Looking at it now, not only is there no tacit understanding, but also a rejection.
Qi Yu coughed awkwardly and said, "Madam, it's such a cold day, why don't you let me warm your bed?"
Liu Quan's voice came again: "Sister Yin is tired now. You should pay more attention to her. How can you abandon her because of some bad thoughts? As the head wife of the Qi family, I must set an example.
Don’t be greedy and indulge yourself.”
Bad thoughts?
Look what you said!
Mencius said: Food, color, and nature.
This is the great road of human relations. Even the inferior sages are not immune to the secular ways. How can it be called evil thoughts?
Qi Yu coughed again and said: "For my husband, I have always been fair and impartial in my dealings. No matter how big or small, I treat everyone equally, and everyone is affected by the rain and dew. Today, I will stay at your lady's place, and tomorrow, how about I go to her place?"
"
Liu Quan still disagreed and said: "Even so, the rotation should start from Sister Yin's side, how can it start from me? If so, doesn't it seem that I am bullying the small ones?"
It seems that there is some truth.
That's all, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and I can't drink hot porridge in a hurry. Let's simmer over low heat and then break them one by one.
have to!
Just go to Taoer and have a look!
Qi Yu sneaked to Yin Tao's door like a thief with the same attitude.
It’s still the same, knock on the door first and ask questions later.
"Tao'er, have you slept?"
"Not yet. What can I do, husband?"
"Uh...kind of."
"Tell me, what's the matter?"
Qi Yu seemed solemn and serious, and asked through the door: "You have studied arithmetic intensively for so many years, but I don't know how you have settled down. I want to give you a test here."
Yin Tao was very surprised and asked: "Why did you waste such a wonderful time?" After a few words of regret, she said helplessly: "Forget it, you can take the exam."
"Hmm! There is a saying in the beginning of arithmetic that one equals ten, ten equals hundreds, one hundred equals thousands, and thousands equals ten thousand. Do you know, Tao'er, what is the unit of measurement above ten thousand?"
"Why are you asking me such a simple question? Any science student can answer it fluently. The answer to this question is hundreds of millions."
"Haha, that's right! Husband, I really want to talk to you about a big project worth hundreds of millions tonight."
"A...big project worth hundreds of millions?"
ah!
You bad guy!
Yin Tao came back to her senses and immediately declined: "I can't accept this project. You should go to Sister Liu."
Qi Yu sighed quietly, shook his head and said: "I would like to communicate with her, but she insists on advocating courtesy and letting me come over to care for you first. In this case, just open the door and accept me."
That's it~~
Yin Tao thought for a while and said with a smile: "Just reply to her, I understand my sister's kindness. However, due to my special situation, I can only look back and sigh. In my humble opinion, those who are strong have more responsibilities, and those who are capable have more."
Work hard."
then!
She kicked the ball back again.
Qi Yu still refused to give up and continued to encourage: "It's inconvenient, but it doesn't matter. We can encourage gentlemen to use their words as well as their actions..."
Yin Tao replied decisively: "How can we do that? Since there is a right way to go, why find another way? This is inappropriate, very inappropriate."
Um!
Makes sense.
That's right!
I will go back and do the ideological work of being a wife.
Under the emotion, Qi Dalang suddenly felt a sense of grievance with a hint of happiness. He felt that now he was just a concubine who didn't like his uncle and didn't love him. How could this be Qi Ren's blessing? It was clearly Qi Ren's.
Worry!
When he looked up, he saw that the lights had been turned off in Liu Quan's bedroom, and his polite refusal was self-evident.
Um?
In this case, don’t blame your husband for using tricks~~
I saw him sneaking into the study quietly, then taking out pen and ink and two pages of white paper, and wrote the same sentence on them.
After putting down the pen, he immediately stuffed the two pieces of paper into two identical embroidery bags.
After completing the above preparations, he came to Liu Quan's door again.
"Madam, at Tao'er's suggestion, I prepared two embroidery bags with the same appearance for drawing lots and making decisions."
"Drawing lots?"
"Well! Among the two, one has a line of poetry written on it, and the other does not. You two grab them separately. Whoever draws the embroidery bag with the poem in it will keep me overnight unconditionally. There will be no regrets.
.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the lamppost in the room lit up.
Then, there was a burst of rustling footsteps.
With a creak, the door was opened.
Liu Quan looked at the two embroidery bags in his hands curiously and murmured, "Why not let Sister Yin grab them first?"
Qi Yu smiled and said: "This is purely a bet on luck. Who comes first and who comes last, aren't they all the same?"
That's true.
From a probability perspective, this is indeed the case.
Liu Quan finally stopped trying to shirk the blame and graciously grabbed one of them.
Then slowly open it.
However, I saw that there were two lines of ink stains clearly visible on it.
Did you... win the lottery?
This time, I really couldn't push it away, so I could only accept defeat and obey unconditionally.
And Qi Yu, as if he had discovered a new world, danced happily.
This trick really works, and it has zero failure. In the future, you can repeat the same trick from time to time.
The most ingenious thing is that you can take the initiative.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Uh...nothing."
Seeing Liu Quan's confused face, Qi Yu quickly changed the subject and said, "Madam, why don't you take a look and see what this poem actually says?"
"That's fine..."
When I looked at it carefully, I found that it was a sentence with no writing skills.
The letter said: One day is one day, one day is one day.