As soon as the applause ended, a group of graceful and beautiful figures walked into the door of Wenxiang Pavilion.
They have plump figures and elegant temperaments. At first glance, they are the kind of carefully selected top beauties.
In particular, their uniform steps of water snakes, which are three times softer than the willow tree in March, make people think endlessly.
However, the most eye-catching thing is.
On their pink clothes, there is an eye-catching word "Li" embroidered on them.
This means that these women are all gifts given to Wenxiang Pavilion by Qi Yu.
Huh~~
Where did Mr. Qi get so many beauties?
Oh, I see!
These women were all gifts from the Korean people, and now Mr. Qi borrowed flowers to offer to the Buddha and forwarded them to Shopkeeper Huang.
Not to mention, this kind of saucy operation not only makes the best use of people, but also preserves his old man's impeccable reputation. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone.
However, this approach created a big problem for both officials and merchants.
How should the price be discounted for the people he gave away?
And how should I measure my actions?
In addition to the officials who seemed confused, the merchants were also a little confused.
They feel that their money has suddenly become a little eclipsed.
Everyone was worried, but Huang Fei was happy.
In his opinion, these beauties are all golden gold, and he can make a lot of money with just a little bit of operation.
This great gift from Mr. Qi is quite expensive!
This is the advantage between us and the right person!
I dare not say more, but at least it will save me half a lifetime of struggle.
Qi Yu saw that everyone's faces seemed deflated, and then he showed a satisfied smile.
Then, he said to Huang Fei: "This is a small gift, but it is not a sign of respect. I hope Brother Huang will accept it happily."
Huang Fei, who was beaming with joy, also quickly expressed his thanks, "Thank you for your kindness, I will remember it for a long time, and I will definitely think of you in return in the future!"
"Okay, it's getting late, and it's time for your wedding to begin!"
"All matters are subject to your master's instructions."
"Then it will be done by me!"
Qi Yu coughed dryly, then strode forward.
As for how the officials and merchants will follow this courtesy, let them decide for themselves.
In short, just don't be too shabby.
Let’s talk about this wedding.
In fact, there is nothing special about it. Apart from the novelty of the clothes, it is still the same as in the traditional style.
After the ceremony, it’s time to entertain the guests.
At this stage, the Oshi brothers personally took charge of the dishes, and they spared no effort to serve a variety of delicacies. Just one look at them can make people's mouths move.
Huang Fei is not short of money, so why bother deliberately saving money for him?
right!
We don’t eat the best, only the most expensive!
What people want is this kind of pomp.
After everyone had eaten and drank enough, the enjoyable part of the wedding ceremony began.
Not having fun, that's a must.
During this period, all the guests unanimously asked Huang Fei to hold the bride and take a few bites to add to the atmosphere.
What? How many times does it smell good?
Isn’t that simple?
Huang Fei said nothing and immediately agreed, patting his chest.
However, the bride was not very cooperative.
I saw her beautiful figure flashing and hiding directly in the new house.
No matter how you call, people will just keep their doors closed.
Huang Fei couldn't help but look embarrassed when he saw everyone making fun of them.
He bent down and apologized, then turned to the door and said, "Mother, if you leave me out like this, you will be laughed at by the world!"
oh?
Yeah?
Qianhe thought about it carefully and felt that this was quite reasonable.
However, she was too embarrassed to undermine herself, so she had to find a way down.
"Mr. Lang, if you can recite a poem to express your happiness tonight, then I will open the door and let you in."
"What? You want me to recite poetry?"
Cough! Vomit!
As the saying goes, there are specialties in skills.
I, Mr. Huang, am good at murder and arson, but I don’t know much about these pen and ink skills!
Asking me to recite poetry is like asking Zhang Fei to embroider a female beauty. It is really too much.
This wet...oh no, which poem should I recite?
Huang Fei almost thought about it, but he still couldn't think of the poem that fit the occasion.
Just when he was about to give up, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and began to ponder in his mind: Since I can't recite a poem, why not compose one of my own and get over it?
That's right!
With my talent and knowledge, Mr. Huang, a mere trivial article is not a trivial matter that comes out of my mouth?
That's right, a killer who can't write poetry is definitely not a good shopkeeper.
Okay, let's choose a topic first.
The mother-in-law at home said that she must express her sexual bliss tonight, otherwise it would be off topic.
Well...
Hey! Got it!
Huang Fei coughed dryly, and then chanted coquettishly: "It's a pitch black river, surrounded by reeds; a long worm went to drink water, but it didn't drink as much as it vomited."
He just chanted, but he did not forget to praise himself: "This article is vivid and vivid, and it is a rare masterpiece in the world!"
"As the saying goes, good writing comes from nature, and skillful hands occasionally acquire it. Shopkeeper Huang's improvisation can definitely be called an extraordinary expression!"
The whole room burst into laughter, with a hint of dissatisfaction and ridicule.
Not only the audience, but also Qi Yu couldn't help laughing.
Qian He gave a shy and timid voice and said: "Your words are too vulgar and cannot be counted! Well, Mr. Lang, please recite it again."
Still coming?
Gee, what can we do?
Huang Fei frowned and was startled when he heard this, and then showed a deflated expression.
But at this moment, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind, and he thought: Why not ask Mr. Qi for help in this matter?
He is a serious prodigy, memorizing a poem and reciting a sentence, isn't it as simple as playing?
So, he just ran over like this.
Qi Yu also smiled and whispered to him without hesitation.
After leaning less.
Huang Fei came to the house confidently again.
While he was looking back, he recited: "Be prepared for Chu, and the three stars are at home. Today and what night, can you see such a charming person? Zixi, Zixi, who can be so charming?"
As soon as this article was published, it immediately attracted a round of applause.
It can be clearly seen that this short article from the "Book of Songs" is not only very suitable for the situation, but also resonates with most people.
These words are not only used well, but also used wonderfully and appropriately.
When the door opens, the wedding ceremony is about to begin.
However, at this moment, a secret report suddenly came in a whisper, saying: The spies who went to Fusang to investigate have now returned...