In the morning after a silent night, Dorothy climbed out of bed with difficulty.
If it were her in the previous life, she would probably choose to stay in bed until it was time for lunch, but she didn't want to waste her time like this in this life after finally coming back.
Therefore, she has been consciously adjusting her daily routine and developing healthy living habits throughout her life.
She is not the kind of ruthless person with strong self-control, so she needs to restrain herself with habits and use the power of inertia to drive herself forward.
Once this kind of living habit is developed, people will naturally be driven by the inertia of past life to continue to follow it.
This is a very easy way to discipline yourself. The only drawback is that once this habit is broken, it is extremely difficult to pick it up again. (This is true, don’t ask me how I know, because
A salty fish like me was actually a diligent party member four years ago, sad!)
Of course, this fragile method can only be used temporarily, but it is difficult to be effective for a lifetime. Fortunately, Dorothy quickly found a way to fight against her lazy and late-stage salty nature.
We must use lazy cancer to deal with lazy cancer.
For example, why do people like to stay in bed?
Of course, it’s because it’s so comfortable to lie on the bed and the quilt is so warm, and the new clothes in the closet are cold, and the steps to get dressed are so troublesome, as well as washing up after getting up...
In summary, who likes trouble? Of course, these troublesome things should be put off as long as possible, until they can no longer be put off.
However, if you think about it carefully, this can only be said to be procrastination. After all, you still have to do all those troublesome things in the end, which is simply lazy and lonely.
So, what should a really lazy person do?
Of course, I want to find ways to make those troublesome things no longer troublesome.
It would be great if there was someone who could iron, dress, and wash my clothes every day so that I could open my mouth and stretch my hands with food, so that I would not stay in bed.
That's what Dorothy thought.
It's just that even a biological mother probably wouldn't be able to raise a disabled person so patiently. Someone who can serve you to this extent must be a full-time nanny who is greedy for your money, and the salary of a nanny who is so dedicated is...
Forget it, poor people don’t deserve it...
So, people pass, but what people can't do is magic. Magic is omnipotent, okay?
So, while the short period of hard work driven by habit had not expired, Dorothy began to study magic assiduously, and began to think with all her strength how to use magic to smooth out all the tedious things in her life.
There are naturally a lot of difficulties in this. I don’t know how many times during this process Dorothy thought about quitting research and just fishing for a while. However, after weighing whether it was a temporary fishing pleasure or a lifetime
After feeling satisfied, she gritted her teeth and persisted.
She believes that as long as everything in her life is simplified, she will definitely be able to defeat the cancer of laziness.
Well, I will fight against laziness cancer to the end so that I can be lazy all my life.
With this belief, Dorothy has spent so many years thinking "I'm so tired, I want to fish" and "Shut up, you have to think about why you feel tired, and then figure out how to make yourself less tired."
"But thinking about it is very tiring" "Then think of ways to make thinking less tiring" and so on.
Fortunately, her talent for inspiration is still very high, so every time she thinks about it, inspiration suddenly comes to her, and then the magic knowledge she has memorized by rote that she cannot understand at all starts to move under the influence of this inspiration.
This knowledge moved Dorothy to enlightenment.
So she often lamented that this is how magic works, while writing down these random spells in her mind.
What's even more outrageous is that after trying it out, she finally discovered to her surprise that the magic spells she had thought up indiscriminately actually worked. Not only did they work, they were also quite easy to use.
This discovery made her feel quite amused.
Dorothy still remembers the first time she created her own magic in her life when she was one and a half years old.
At that time, his father Adam had not yet met his stepmother Anne. At that time, father and daughter were wandering around in the mortal world on the ground and living a miserable life.
At that time, Dorothy didn't understand why the cheap daddy took her everywhere every day. Now she thought it was probably to avoid being hunted by Dragon Mother.
At that time, Dorothy was too young and had nothing interesting to do, so she could only read her father's spell book every day out of boredom.
The witch knew things from birth, so at that time, Adam was not too surprised by Dorothy's unusual intelligence.
After all, compared to the genius witch cub who can use high-level magic right from birth and can blow up her parents, this difference in her daughter is not surprising, she is just a little smarter.
Even during that period of wandering life, Adam often took the initiative to teach Dorothy various knowledge, and the magic book, which was more important than life to the wizard, directly became little Dorothy's toy.
It took Dorothy half a year to learn the witch's common language, and then another year to complete the basic mage course (the witch kindergarten enlightenment textbook) from her father Adam.
Then she relied on her most basic knowledge of magic to figure out the first self-made spell in her life, the "Lazy Man's Dressing Curse", which later became the "Witch's Dressing Charm".
The next day, she came up with the "Lazy Man's Washing Curse" again.
The third day...
During that time, Dorothy realized that it was quite fun to create her own magic spells unexpectedly. She began to produce new magic spells at a rate that would make a sow ashamed.
Moreover, in the process of constantly creating magic spells, the basic magic principles in her mind that could only be memorized were completely digested by her.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Then she began to pester Adam every day to teach her more advanced magic knowledge, but at that time, Adam who was busy earning money for milk powder and diapers for his daughter had no time every day.
I played with her, but in the end I had no choice but to buy her a witch's magic book for children (witch's version of the Little Genius Watch?) and let her learn it by herself.
It was also the first spell book in Dorothy's life. Her current spell book has been continuously strengthened and upgraded on that basis, although it has long since been magically modified beyond recognition.
To be honest, that children's spell book is really pretty. Although it has the function of connecting to the magic network, the youth mode is locked. Dorothy, the wonderful world of the adult witch, cannot see it at all and can only enter
Several early childhood enlightenment forums and so on.
How could Dorothy, who regarded herself as an adult, be willing to hang out with a bunch of real brats every day, so she went straight to the only all-age facility that the broken book could connect to - the Magic Network Library.
When Dorothy entered the Magic Network Library for the first time, she was as high as a mouse falling into a rice barn. However, she quickly discovered in despair that this shabby library did not give prostitutes a way to survive at all.
There are no free books, all books are paid.
Fortunately, what was collected was not the witch gold dollar, but a virtual currency called library points. This made the young Dorothy relieved. After all, at least she no longer had to ask her father for money, and besides, her father was also old.
Even though he is so poor, I don’t know how a high-level dharma master can do so miserably. Aren’t dharma masters generally quite rich?
However, as an ideological adult, Dorothy was not the kind of person who only wanted to reach out to her parents. She thought that she could be completely self-reliant.
And looking at the rules of the Magic Web Library, as long as new spells are included, you can get points feedback, and if someone buys your spells later, the sold points will also belong to the creator.
Dorothy breathed a sigh of relief when she saw this.
So what are you waiting for? The most important thing I need is to create my own magic spell.
So, Dorothy registered a "Witch of the Forest" account in the Magic Network Library at that time, and changed her lazy series of spells to the witch series and uploaded them.
Although she thought at the time that no one would buy the magic spell created by her one-year-old witch, she felt that the magic spell she created was too simple and crude, just like a kindergarten child's scribbling paintings.
.
And it’s so simple to create a spell. A little witch like me, who is one and a half years old, can do it. There’s no way those adult witches can’t do it, right?
They definitely have better spells, there's no need to buy your own.
Therefore, after Dorothy got the bonus points for uploading new spells, she went to look for any magic books she could afford to learn. She felt that she urgently needed to recharge.
It is getting more and more difficult to create your own magic spells these days. There is no way. No matter how high your inspiration is, you still need knowledge reserves as nutrients, otherwise it will be difficult for a clever woman to make a meal without rice.
And when Dorothy finished reading the newly bought magic book and prepared to go to the library to have sex for free with a batch of new little magic spells she had thought up, she was shocked to find that the points in her account had exploded.
And when I looked again, I saw that the lazy man's curse that I uploaded before had already climbed up the best-seller list.
Dorothy was shocked at the time. She felt that the world must be crazy, otherwise why would so many people rush to buy the graffiti of a one-and-a-half-year-old little witch?
Then she curiously read the buyer reviews below.
The first few comments were quite normal. Just as Dorothy had imagined, adult witches despised them.
"Who's too lazy to deal with such a 0-level magical spell, and the effect is so useless."
"One thing to say, it's really useless. Isn't it enough to have hands for dressing and washing? Do you need magic?"
"Who would spend precious points to buy this thing?"
“Foolish people only buy when they have too much money.”
…
However, this normal comment did not last long, and soon things started to go wrong.
"I'm sorry, boss. I take back what I said yesterday. Teacher Witch, you are a god. This is the most practical spell I have ever seen in my life."
"The waste wants to say hello to the big boss. It's because I'm too small. I never thought that I would be so happy if I didn't have to do things that I could just do with my hands."
"Big brother, please update quickly and take my points."
"Yes, I am that stupid guy with a lot of money. Boss, I want more."
"Recommended by a friend, I announce the birth of a new annual divine spell."
"If there is no witch teacher on this year's annual curse ranking, I won't watch it."
…
Seeing the two-level reversal of the reputation, Dorothy realized it again.
It turns out that it’s not just me who is lazy, it’s the whole world.
It was also from that day that the Witch of the Forest started the magic network massacre, and a new generation of scroll kings in academia was born.
However, after so many years, the curses she has created are not all life curses created for laziness.
Now, when she thought that she was about to start the second real battle in her life, Dorothy sighed. She opened the spell book and revealed that although it had also been uploaded to the Magic Network Library, it had not been made public.
A series of spells for sale.
Fairy Duel King series.
This is a series of magic spells derived from the inspiration accumulated from her years of experience in magic net duels.
Although there are not many in number, all of them are her trump card in the duel arena of the Demon Network.
As for why this series is not sold to the public?
Tsk, her magic network duel and random killings all rely on this exclusive secret method. If she sells it, isn't it a self-explosion weakness?
If she really wants to sell it, she will have to wait until she develops version 2.0 of King of Duels.
"Well, I obviously just want to be a scientific research witch with peace of mind. These killing curses are really hurtful, but there is no other way. For the sake of assessment and rank points, today I, the Philosophical Demon, the King of Magic Network Duel,
♂Jing is about to make a comeback."
Dorothy sighed, thinking to herself that she might lose a layer of her vest today.
