After all, he is a very traditional Taoist priest, so I don't feel awkward about Yu Heng's elegant speech.
But Shouzhuo's virtue is not serious at first glance, and I feel awkward hearing him talk like this.
In addition, this guy is a bit of a show-off, so as soon as he finished speaking, I asked him: "Can you speak properly and not be too literal? I don't understand."
"I really underestimated you."
He hummed: "Looking at me suddenly appearing without shouting, you are a bit brave."
I didn't even look at him: "You don't need to praise me, are you okay? If you have something to say, please tell me, if nothing happens, leave as soon as possible. Didn't your mother teach you to knock on the door before entering other people's rooms?"
Shouzhuo's face turned cold: "Is this your attitude towards your uncle?"
"What's the matter? I have to kneel down and kowtow to you twice?"
I put on a dazed look and walked directly to sit across from Shouzhuo: "You have been eavesdropping on what Senior Brother Yuheng told me just now for a long time. Since I have become a disciple of the Xin Sect, then
From now on, you and Yi Zong will be your life-and-death rivals, and you still expect me to have a good attitude towards you after this relationship?"
I had already planned to call someone if Shouzhuo got angry and took action.
But surprisingly, he was not angry. Instead, he was as happy as a convulsion: "You are a very outspoken little kid, and you also have a stubborn temper. I like it, Master Dao."
Okay, since you are so cheerful, Taoist Master will not go around with you. In one sentence, I will kick that old stubborn guard guarding the heart and join the sect of my Yi Sect. Taoist Master, I guarantee that you will be prosperous and wealthy in this life!"
When he said this, he took out a small bottle from his pocket and slapped it on the table: "These two 'Shengsheng Creation Pills' are just a greeting gift. If you eat them, you can skip the foundation building stage and directly reach the Qi Condensation stage."
, this realm is only one step away from refining a golden elixir and enjoying a thousand years of life."
I looked very confident as Zhan Zhuo, with a proud smile on my lips, as if I thought it was impossible for me to refuse his offer.
My eyes were not that shallow when I asked the question: "Uncle Shouzhuo, have you finished speaking?"
Hearing the word 'Master', Shouzhuo's face blossomed like a chrysanthemum: "Are you willing to call me Master? In my opinion, you might as well change your words and teach me Master. As long as you kowtow and become my master,
Then swallow these two pills, and I can help you cleanse your muscles and muscles now..."
"I mean, if it's all over, you can take your bullshit pill and leave now."
I glanced at the small bottle on the table: "Damn it, I have no feelings for that cheap master Shouxin, but you can't fool him away with just a few words. To put it bluntly, even if I'm standing by the alley
You chicken on the street, you have to spend real money so that I can serve you, I can’t let you have sex for nothing, right?”
Shouzhuo was a little confused after a few words of scolding, and I didn't give him a chance to respond: "You tried to bribe me with two broken pills, and if you take them, you can increase your life span by 1,800 years. If you really have such a good thing, why don't you?"
The bastard has eaten it a long time ago, how can you still take advantage of me? Do you think I am a young boy who has never been involved in society?"
Only then did Shouxin understand what I meant, and he frowned: "What are you talking nonsense about? This is a genuine panacea from the Eight Classics. It was refined by the elders of my sect thousands of years ago. Let alone eating it, even if you smell it, it will
It can give your kid ten more years of life!"
The corner of my mouth turned down: "Make it up, continue to make it up?"
"I made it up? It's him, you ignorant little bastard!"
Shouzhuo was a little impatient, so he pulled the cork off the bottle, and instantly a medicinal fragrance filled the whole room.
He poured the elixir inside into the palm of his hand: "Look carefully, this is an elixir! It's an elixir that can increase your cultivation level by a hundred years after you eat it! There's no such thing as real gold and silver. If you hadn't met Dao Master me, you wouldn't have
I can fill this room with gold and you won't even get a whiff of these two pills, I tell you."
I have to admit, Shouzhuo is not bragging, these two pills do have something to offer.
They are round and round, like translucent pearls, with a ray of purple energy wandering inside as if they are alive, bumping into the shell from time to time, and then being bounced back by the strong medicinal body.
Although I have never practiced Taoism seriously for a few days, I know this thing.
It's called the dense purple energy, and it's a necessary condition for a cultivator to form a golden elixir. As long as you swallow these two 'Shengsheng Creation Pills', the dense purple energy inside will act as a primer. When the spiritual energy is solidified enough, the formation of golden elixir will occur naturally.
Cheng Jindan.
As long as there are no accidents, monks in the golden elixir stage can live to be thousands of years old, so it is not a problem for Shou Zhuo to say that taking these two elixirs can increase one's life span by a thousand years.
Thinking of this, I started to think about it.
Although this thing is not of much use to me, if I take these two pills, won't Kunlun lose a master of the golden elixir stage? You must know that Master Yin has been cultivating the Tao all his life.
can reach this level.
So I showed off my stupid energy again: "Yeah, what's the difference between these two things and the glass balls I played with when I was a kid? At most, a small lamp bead is added inside, and I can find it made by Yiwu.
The cost of ten yuan is not even used. I have a friend who wholesales toys. Don’t try to fool me!"
Shouzhuo was stunned for a long time, and then screamed angrily: "Master Tao is not as experienced as a young boy like you. Anyway, a great fortune is in front of you. If you abandon the secret and surrender to me and worship me as your teacher, then you will be my most favored one."
Disciple, if you insist on having your own way, Master Tao, I will..."
"What? You can bite my bird? I have no interest in a bad old man like you."
I tapped the table with my fingers: "In a word, it's not impossible to ask me to become a disciple. The premise is that you get some actual benefits and don't fool me with two glass balls."
Shouzhuo stared at me with a sullen face for a long time, and then he gritted his teeth and said, "You said, as long as I give you benefits, you will accept me as your teacher?"
I rolled my eyes at him: "Nonsense, I'm not a gentleman. As long as you give me more benefits than Shouxin gives me, then of course I'll hang out with you."
"You are also a master who doesn't let go of eagles when he sees rabbits. There are only nine good fortune pills in this sect. Originally, we had to wait until... That's all. Master Dao, I will make an exception today."
Shouzhuo spread his palms and handed two pills to me: "Here, take them. Remember what you said. If you regret it, I will kill you!"
"Fuck, you still want to fool me, right?"
I directly pulled his hand aside: "I don't want to eat it. His two glass balls will be easy to pull out after eating them."
"I'll let you eat! You feed me!"
Shouzhuo completely drove me crazy. He rushed over and grabbed my chin, opened my mouth and stuffed the two 'Shengsheng Good Fortune Pills' inside.