Seeing him like this, I knew there was something going on.
So I quickly struck while the iron was hot and told him: "I know your job is pretty fucked up. You are so busy every day. Not to mention the dangers, there is not much to gain.
That is to say, only people like you who have ideals and pursuits and care about the common people in the world are willing to do it. If you leave me alone, I will definitely not be able to continue."
Maybe Qian Shousan, my flatterer, was a little embarrassed. He scratched his head and said, "Oh, brother, where did you hear all this? Actually, that's not true. Our treatment is pretty good, and we can live forever.
You can also eat some meat or something during the New Year holidays.”
I waved my hand: "Okay, brother, we are all insiders. Is it interesting for you to tell me these scenes?"
Qian Shousan didn't speak anymore and just smiled.
Seeing him like this, I knew that my judgment was correct.
Because Mr. Yin told me when I was in Shanyin City that the ghosts there would rather run away than work as undercover agents. In my opinion, in addition to this being a high-risk occupation, poor treatment should also be one of the reasons.
The ghosts in the city also have classes, and not everyone can enjoy them. If you can live a good life by becoming a ghost, who wouldn't want to give it a try?
Thinking of this, my thoughts began to clear up, and I asked him tentatively: "Brother, let me ask you, what are the rewards after you complete your performance?"
He looked embarrassed: "Actually, it's nothing, just three animals, a cow, a sheep, and a pig, plus some tributes and so on. Anyway, if you save some food, you can survive the New Year."
I was stunned for a moment and asked him: "Isn't that a lot? How big is your appetite?"
"What the hell, do you think it's a set of three animals for one person? How about dividing it among a group of people? Five Yin warriors plus ninety-nine Yin soldiers, just divide this little thing, who the hell can feed it?"
Qian Shousan raised his eyebrows: "We are not allowed to kill animals yet, and no one has offered sacrifices yet. Even if we want to give him a tooth as a sacrifice, we can't do it ourselves."
"Ah, such a thing."
I suddenly understood and nodded: "Okay, brother, I think you are very easy to get along with, and I don't have anything to say to you, so how about I give you some tribute during the holidays?"
Qian Shousan turned his head and looked at me, his eyes getting brighter and brighter.
I also stretched out a hand and started to gesture with him: "I can't control those underworld soldiers, but you and my good brothers will certainly not suffer any loss.
In this way, I won’t tell you the specific quantity. Let’s leave my contact information and you can come to me anytime if you want to eat.”
"Oh, I'll wipe it. I'm very particular, brother!"
Qian Shousan's eyes were glowing green. He patted me on the shoulder: "Okay, I will be so particular about how I handle things for you. I will definitely give you a good gift after half a month, and I can recommend you to us as a member after waiting."
Colleagues and stuff like that.”
As soon as his words left my mouth, I said 'shua', thinking to myself that you really know how to nag.
But after a moment, he frowned again and asked me in a low voice: "No, brother, I see you only have half a month left to live, so how can you send us tributes in the future?"
This time it was my turn to let my eyes shine.
I suppressed the smile in my heart, pretending to be sad and sighed: "Hey, to tell you the truth, third brother, I have been in some trouble recently. Someone wants to harm me, and he has stolen my life."
After I finished speaking, I was afraid that he would be suspicious, and I quickly added: "But don't worry, Qingqing's father, who you call Uncle Liu Changsheng, has already helped me catch that person. I guess there will be no problem. You can handle the tribute."
Don't worry, as long as I can live, it will be fine."
"Okay, brother, you are really good at it."
He glanced at Qingqing with his thief eyes, and asked me quietly: "Are you having sex with that girl? Otherwise, how could Old Man Liu help you? Hey, he became the Liu family's son-in-law.
, then you really have a bright future.”
I didn't answer directly, and pretended to be embarrassed and laughed.
"Come on, I'll leave a mark on you and I'll come find you when I'm free one night. Just don't give you a fright then."
As he spoke, Qian Shousan bit his finger, took my arm and drew an inexplicable pattern on it.
"Furthermore, you said you wanted to harm that person. Let's talk about it when we meet next time. I wonder who is so bold and dares to harm my brother? My brother, your name is Gu Yan, right?"
When he spoke, he acted like he was awesome.
Seeing him like this, I understood that it was settled, and I said yes.
Afterwards, we exchanged some pleasantries and chatted for a while, then we each turned around and went to find our companions.
At that time, Qingqing kept looking at me with that outrageous look in her eyes. When I got close to her, she asked me in a low voice: "Why are you talking to him for so long?"
I glanced at the Qian brothers and told Qingqing not to ask questions yet, just wait, we'll find out what's going on after a while.
"Hey, you're just pretending to be a ghost."
She curled her lips, but still couldn't help her curiosity and looked at the Qian brothers.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for me to hear Qian Shouyi clear his throat: "Ahem, the tribute matter has been settled, but it must be made clear in advance. Even if you pay tribute, I will have to collect this king in half a year.
Yao."
I quickly said with a playful smile, okay, brother, don’t worry, I have absolutely no other purpose, it’s just admiration, admiration, you know?
Qian Shousan also helped: "Brother, don't worry. Brother Gu is a very particular person. He just wants to have fun chatting with me, so he wants to treat us brothers to a meal or something."
Then he raised his head to Qingqing and said, "What about that? Brother, please evacuate the prison. Niece, you two go away. When I have the opportunity, I will visit Brother Liu at home."
Before Qingqing could say anything, Qian Shou raised his hand, and the darkness gradually dissipated, and the scene of the dilapidated house returned to his eyes.
Also disappearing at the same time were the two Qian brothers and the black dog corpse in the corner.
There was only this sentence left in the air: "I took this dog away, and went back to make a dog meat stew or something to warm myself up."
You killed this, my eldest niece. It has nothing to do with me. Don't frame me falsely when the time comes.
…”
"What the hell..."
Half of the curse words popped out of Qingqing's mouth. Seeing me turning my head in surprise, she thought for a while and then gritted her teeth and forced the other half back.
Then she looked at me: "Explain what's going on, Gu Yan."
I smiled a little sheepishly, and without hiding it, I told her the exact conversation I had just had with Qian Shousan.
Qingqing was stunned when she heard this, and her eyes widened even wider, until finally her eyeballs almost fell out.
"Hey Gu Yan, what's going on with you now? Why are you fooling even ghosts?"
She wailed helplessly: "Is this the same idiot Gu Yan I knew? He's not cute at all. Tell the truth, someone has taken away your body."
I didn't know how to answer, but I suddenly wanted to give her a hard time.