Anyway, I am a 1.8-meter-tall young man, and the space under the desk is a bit cramped for me. At that time, her two feet were very close to me, and I could kick them by raising her legs.
I was a little confused at first.
I was wondering if I had gone to the wrong place. In fact, this wasn’t my dad’s office?
After all, we haven’t seen each other for almost four years. I don’t know if he has been promoted in the past four years. Maybe his position has been changed?
If this is the case, then I can only knock her unconscious and run away quickly.
But then I thought about it, it shouldn't be possible. Even if a new female director is transferred, she can't come to work wearing black stockings and a pair of high heels. This is not the dress of a civil servant in the system at all, right?
So who is this woman?
In fact, for me now, it doesn't matter who she is, the most important thing is when she leaves.
This feeling was so awkward that she wanted to die and even kicked her leg. The tip of her toe was dangling in front of my nose. I could even smell the leather on her shoes.
The problem is that I don’t have such a hobby!
"Mr. Gu, it's me, please stop talking."
Xiaoyan's voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "Do you need me to put her to sleep? Or I can get on top of her and knock her out and you can come out."
I shook my head, but didn't dare to say anything.
Xiaoyan asked again: "Then do you need me to tell you what she is doing?"
This time I nodded quickly, thinking that Xiaoyan was quite smart.
Xiaoyan started to broadcast the live broadcast to me via voice: "This woman looks to be in her early thirties, has long hair, and an oval face. She seems to have a good temperament, but her face is a bit mean, and her temper may not be very good.
Since she first came in, she has been fiddling with that thing...oh yes, the cell phone. She has been fiddling with the cell phone. Now she put the cell phone down again, picked up the letter and read it, put it down again, and picked up the cell phone again. …”
I was stunned by Xiaoyan's words. I wonder if this woman is doing sit-ups while doing sit-ups on her cell phone?
But her next sentence made my heart skip a beat: "She seems to be writing on her mobile phone. I'll read it to you. I'll talk about it later. Is there anyone in my room?"
Damn it, Mr. Gu found you..."
As soon as Xiaoyan finished speaking, I heard the woman's cold voice: "Come out, how long do you want to hide?"
Embarrassing, so embarrassing.
After she finished speaking, she kicked her feet back and made the chair move backwards. I quickly covered my face and crawled out from under the desk.
"Are you stupid or am I stupid? Who can't see such a big person hiding under such a small desk?"
The woman snorted coldly: "Don't cover your face, let me see who you are and which department you are from."
I covered my face and shook my head: "It's better to say goodbye. I'm too ugly and I'm afraid I'll scare you."
"Hey, do you dare to do it or not? Are you too embarrassed to see others?"
She sneered again: "Tell me, what are you doing in Bureau Gu's office? Peeping at confidential documents, or setting up a bug?"
"Beauty, what can we say? It's just for your own good that I don't show my face. If you don't want to have nightmares at night, you'd better not know who I am. As for why you came to the director's office..."
I chuckled: "Do you believe me if I say I went to the wrong room?"
She rolled her eyes and scolded me: "Do you believe me if I say there's something wrong with your brain?"
I was a little unhappy with her nagging.
At that time, I had thought about it, I would definitely not be able to leave, and now I could only knock her out and force her to run out. Otherwise, if others found out that I was still alive, my dad would be in trouble, and it would be useless for him to make up stories. The method goes back to the circle.
So I directly took away the hand covering my face: "You want to see it, right? OK, then you can take a good look at who I am!"
Sure enough, the woman was stunned for a moment: "Xiao Gu?"
"Sister Xiaoyu? Who are you?"
I was also a little confused, because I knew the woman standing in front of me. She passed the public examination a few years ago. Since we were about the same age, we had a pretty good relationship. We even went out to eat or something when we had nothing to do.
But what if she goes to my dad's office dressed like this?
What made me even more puzzled was that Sister Xiaoyu not only didn't scream or be afraid after seeing me, but she actually seemed a little at a loss.
Her face suddenly turned red, her eyes rolled rapidly, and she explained to me stumblingly: "Director Gu just called me and said that he forgot to lock the office door, and specifically asked me to come and take a look.
Seeing that there is no one around now, I just wanted to sit on the chair for a while and experience what it feels like to sit in the director's position. I didn't expect you to be here! When did you come back?
Oops, this is a big deal. Don’t get me wrong, little Gu. I’m dressed like this because I’m going on a date with my boyfriend soon. You also know that I’m busy with work and have always been single. It’s hard to find a boyfriend.
Take advantage of it, right?"
Her words not only failed to clear up my misunderstanding, but actually made it darker and darker.
I didn't say anything, just looked at her with that outrageous look.
"Hey, let's not talk about this for now. Xiao Gu, are you here to see Director Gu? He went to the municipal committee for a meeting in the afternoon, otherwise you give him a call..."
I still didn't respond, but as I spoke, Sister Xiaoyu seemed to have come to her senses.
Her face suddenly turned green, as if the traffic light was changing, her body was trembling, and she asked me tremblingly: "No, no... that's not right, Xiao Gu, you, you, you, you weren't in a car accident"
Is it done?"
I didn't explain, but I took advantage of the slope and took two steps forward. I used the power of the twelfth lunar month to turn my face black, and asked Sister Xiaoyu in a sinister tone: "Do you know if I'm dead?"
If you dare to do such a thing, you are not afraid that I will come to you at night? Huh?
No wonder my mother always told me when she was burning paper recently that she was wronged, and you were the one who made her feel wronged for a long time.
Okay, my family is so good to you, but you hooked up with my dad, are you worthy of my mom? Ah?"
I shouted the last word in a hoarse voice, with a ferocious expression on my face, which scared Sister Xiaoyu to the point where her legs went weak.
She didn't seem to kneel directly on the ground, her legs were trembling and spinning, and she cried out: "Xiao Gu, you misunderstood, Gu Bureau and I really have nothing to do, what a conscience!
He really helped me and supported me a lot, but I only regard him as my good uncle. I know that Auntie can't see her grievances, but this matter really has nothing to do with me!"
"Not telling the truth, right?"
I directly stretched out my hand to hold Sister Xiaoyu's collar: "To be honest, who else did you send a message to just now? Was it my dad!"
"No, no, no, that's my boyfriend!"
Sister Xiaoyu burst into tears and waved her hands quickly: "The conscience of heaven and earth, all the colleagues in the bureau can testify, Xiao Gu, you must not accuse sister wrongly!"
In fact, my dad still has some principles. It’s not that he doesn’t believe Sister Xiaoyu’s words, he just thinks it’s a bit too coincidental. How come I just happened to see her come to my dad’s office dressed like this?
I originally wanted to take a look at her cell phone to dispel my doubts, but as soon as I turned around, I saw two green-faced, ferocious-looking female ghosts already appearing in the office.
Surprisingly, Sister Xiaoyu seemed to be able to see them. She made a "cluck" sound, rolled her eyes and fainted...