"How is it? Ambassador of Japan, are you unable to say sorry? Or is this too difficult?" Shen Ao asked with a kind-hearted look, but in fact he was mocking the opponent's mediocre strength.
Guan Yuan Zhonghao did not answer, and anything he said would be wrong until he got the second line correct.
The other party did not answer, and Shen Ao didn't care. Instead, he smiled and said: "You are also envoys from afar, and you admire our Daqian culture. Even so, how can our country embarrass you? , make another link, if you can make the second link, how about you win as well?"
"Okay, okay." At this time, Guan Yuan Zhonghao no longer cared about losing face. Now he just wanted to win, even if he won without force, he would still win.
"Listen, this time there are a lot of couplets. I'm driving a small boat, swinging two oars, setting up three or four canopies, and taking five or six passengers. I'll travel to Qili Beach and arrive at Bali Lake. I'm already ten miles away from Jiujiang." In a hurry, Shen Ao finished speaking. The recorder on the side wrote down the words. When he read and found no typos, he displayed them in the hall. At this moment, everyone's frown deepened.
Guan Yuan Zhonghao, who is not tall, originally thought that it would be better to have more words, at least not as difficult as Yansuo Pochiliu. But as soon as he saw the thirty-five-character first couplet, he was completely The collapse of the scene implies ten numbers from one to ten. It is also a description of a scenery. How can it be understood in a short time?
He wanted to be called the King of Dui in Japan and be respected everywhere. But when he arrived in Daqian, he was forced to speak by a child who was only a teenager. If this matter was spread back to Japan, he would still have How can I meet people face to face?
You are not even as good as a child, but you still dare to claim to be the king? How dare you say that you are a rich scholar? What kind of poet do you think you are?
"Pfft!" A mouthful of blood spurted out from Guan Yuan Zhonghao's mouth. This is a sign of overuse of the brain and being too angry to harm the body. It can be seen that he really tried hard, but his strength was not enough and he was angry. It's just a heart attack, and it ends like this in the end.
Even blood spurted out, showing how he was forced to do it. Shen Ao, who originally wanted to continue asking questions to make the opponent look embarrassed, had to stop his attack mode. With a sigh, he felt that he was not satisfied yet and had to turn back. Walking from the back of the palace, the dragon pillar is better, it is strong enough, thick enough, and you can sleep on it.
Guan Yuanzhonghao vomited blood, and it was naturally impossible to do anything in this embarrassment. Yamada Shinichi, the leader of the mission, supported him and stood aside to rest. At the same time, the mission leader returned to the other deputy leader Kitamura Todo. Tian winked.
Since we can't defeat the Daqian Dynasty from the front, we might as well use some small means to disgust them.
Kitamura Toda nodded quickly, then stood up, bowed respectfully, and then said: "Dear Emperor Daqian, in order to express our sincerity on this trip, we specially brought our Japanese monkey. It will He can dance, climb poles, and has a good understanding of human nature, so that he can entertain His Majesty the Emperor."
In the eyes of others, Kitamura Toda wanted to show Japan's sincerity, which was a sign of flattery or even weakness.
The courtiers all showed happy expressions and began to relax their bodies one by one. Emperor Qianwen also looked delighted, "That being the case, I will let me and all my beloved ladies watch this monkey's performance for fun."
"Hai." Kitamura Toda lowered his head and agreed, and at the moment he lowered his head, an unnoticed look of pride flashed across his expression. This was originally their plan to humiliate Emperor Daqian. .
The monkey's performance is real, and in the last part, the monkey will urinate in public in the Jinluan Palace, humiliating the Daqian Emperor in an animal way, and letting out the evil in their hearts. As for what happened after this happened, it was completely the monkey's own fault Their responsibility was due to the animals unable to resist urination and had nothing to do with them. At worst, Emperor Daqian would just kill the monkey in a fit of rage.
Just losing a beast can bring shame to Emperor Daqian, and their group of envoys can go back to pay homage, and even get rewards. No matter how you look at it, it is worth it.
For this reason, Kitamura Toda has been training the monkey for a long time, and the results are very good. He thinks that it is foolproof. Even if he was beaten to death, he would not have thought that because of peeking at the iodized salt, the monkey would meet Shen Ao in advance. This meeting The master of bestiality means that this plan is destined to be impossible to succeed.
Not only that, after Shen Ao communicated with the monkey and explained to it what kind of consequences it would have if it dared to urinate in the morning, the monkey was really scared and hated its original owner Kitamura Toda. It's obvious that he doesn't regard the life of an animal as his life.
In comparison, Shen Ao is better. Not only is it easy to communicate, but he can also eat with Shen Ao without being beaten. Linghou has made a decision. Not only will he not follow Kitamura Toda's request, but he will also change the outcome. , to please Emperor Daqian.
Kitamura Toda knew nothing about this. After getting Emperor Qianwen's permission, he walked outside the hall, took out the monkey that had been trapped in the cage, and returned to the main hall.
When Kitamura Toda came all the way with the monkey in his arms, he was walking past Shen Ao. The naughty monkey waved its paw at Shen Ao, to the effect that it would come as planned and asked Shen Ao to put a hundred of them. Heart.
When we arrived at the main hall, we had already made room for an open space, and then it was time for the monkey performance.
It was really well-trained. On the temporary wooden frame, the monkey walked across the single-plank bridge, turned somersaults, and jumped over the iron hoop. The clothed monkey looked very cute, and its movements were also a bit funny. Everyone in the court burst into laughter. At this moment, it seemed that all the previous unhappiness had disappeared.
After tossing around with a stick of incense for a long time, the monkey also performed performances such as peeling bananas, nibbling watermelons, and spitting out grape seeds. After finally getting to the point, it strode to the Jinluan Hall and stood in front of it.
After eating and drinking these things, it is human nature that the monkey can't help but urinate. This is also a routine that Kitamura Toda has prepared long ago. He always wants to find a suitable reason for the monkey's next move.
At this time, he was staring closely at the monkey, and at the same time he was ready to plead guilty to Emperor Daqian. He was just a beast, but he would not be so obedient. When the time comes, as long as he has a good attitude towards pleading guilty, Daqian The emperor would never take it out on himself and lose his demeanor as an emperor.
Kitamura Toda thought well. If Linghou really did what he usually learned, the final result would be that he would be killed on the spot by the furious Emperor Qianwen, and his life would end. But after getting to know Shen Ao, he was destined to Its fate will change as a result.
After the performance, the monkey came to the Jinluan Palace and attracted everyone's attention. They wanted to see what the monkey would do next. In full view of the crowd, the monkey knelt down on the ground with a plop and walked toward Emperor Qianwen. He knelt down and worshiped three times in succession, and then knelt down with his hands clasped in front of his chest. He looked like a devout Buddhist, and Emperor Qianwen looked like a reincarnated Buddha.
"Okay, reward, hahaha." Emperor Qianwen was overjoyed when he saw the monkey respecting him so much. Even a beast knows how to respect himself. Doesn't this mean that he is the son of God, here to save all living beings?
As an emperor, a qualified and excellent emperor, you must know how to build momentum and how to use everything to get your identity recognized by more people. Isn't now a good opportunity?
"The monkey actually recognized the emperor as the Buddha. Isn't this God's will?" Among the courtiers, the right servant She Bailigui was the first to shout loudly.
"Long live long live, long live long live." All the courtiers reacted immediately and immediately kowtowed with excitement on their faces.
Shen Ao had no choice but to follow the ministers and kneel to the ground again. Although he didn't like to kneel to others, he would do it if he came. If everyone knelt and he stood alone, he would be waiting to be raped. Punish the crime.
Kitamura Toda was completely stunned on the spot. This result was completely different from his preset version. Shouldn't he come to the Jinluan Palace to urinate and take the opportunity to insult Emperor Daqian? Why did it turn into kowtow in worship? How does this trick work?
What made him even more frightened was that the envoy leader Yamada Shinichi who was standing next to him looked at him with a sinister look, which seemed to be forming a substantial murderous aura, making him stand uneasy.
No one is paying attention to what is happening here. They are all immersed in the monkey's performance and the emperor's joyful mood. "Okay, everyone loves you."
"Thank you, Your Majesty." After the ministers shouted again, they all stood up.
By the time everyone had just stood firm, a voice from the crowd had already sounded, "Your Majesty, I am brave enough to ask Your Majesty to give the monkey to me. I am grateful."
Needless to say, the one who can open this mouth is naturally Shen Ao. The reason why he is so anxious is that he is worried that the spirit monkey will be snatched away by Kitamura Toda, and he is even more worried that other people will also have a peep. Once the spirit monkey falls, In the hands of others, it is at most a plaything, far less useful and valuable than it is in your own hands.
There are indeed people who want to speak. After all, this is a monkey that can please the emperor. If you take it in your own hands and do it well, it will perform meritorious service, make the emperor happier, and your status will be better. Consolidate it.
But Shen Ao spoke first, so it was difficult for others to say anything. After all, in the link of reciting poems and correcting poems just now, this person had just made a great contribution, and now fighting with him was not the work of a wise man. Several of them The ministers who wanted to speak, including the prince and the third prince who wanted to capture the monkey, had no choice but to keep their mouths shut.
"Huh?" Seeing that Shen Ao wanted a spiritual monkey, Emperor Qianwen agreed after only a slight hesitation. This boy originally liked to play, and he must have become interested in playing after seeing that this monkey is full of spirituality. "Okay. , Just now that Lord Zhongguo has made great contributions, I will give you the monkey as a reward."
