"Please take off your hoods, please."
Seeing that there was no response from the two of them, the woman named Miaomiao among the couple examiners reminded them again.
Bai Mo looked around for a moment, then took off his hood, revealing a pale and handsome face. Seeing this, Zhang Rouzhu followed suit, brushing back his somewhat disheveled hair with a timid expression.
"You two should be the most beautiful couple in today's couple certification." Seeing their appearance, the man named Han Wei's eyes lit up and he commented with a smile.
Miaomiao nodded in agreement: "That's true."
Sure enough, appearance is an important attribute that is appreciated everywhere, even in the eyes of this pair of lovers who only have eyes for each other. Their attitude towards Bai Mo and Bai Mo is obviously better than the others before.
"Thanks."
Zhang Rouzhu quickly thanked her. She knew that with Bai Mo's indifferent temperament, she would probably ignore such meaningless compliments. She thought about it and responded with a smile, "Both of them are handsome men and beauties. Their sweet looks are really attractive."
.”
As expected, this flattery was very useful to the young couple. Han Wei laughed loudly and said: "What the hell, I believe you two can successfully pass the certification soon, right Miaomiao?"
He stroked the hair of the woman next to him with a doting look on his face.
"Brother Wei is right." Miaomiao responded gently, her eyes as tender as water, very seductive.
"Ahem, if you two are ready, I will start now."
Han Wei forcibly resisted the desire to kiss each other, straightened his expression, and said to Bai Mo and Bai Mo, "Next, I will ask you two questions respectively. Please think carefully, and then tell me your answers."
"We're ready."
Zhang Rouzhu glanced at Bai Mo and nodded slightly, feeling a little uneasy.
Bai Mo said nothing.
"Okay, then my first question..."
Han Wei looked at Bai Mo, who had been silent, rolled his eyes and asked, "My question is, why does this gentleman never speak, but keeps letting your lover deal with us?"
Hearing the word "lover", Zhang Rouzhu's face turned slightly red, and then he raised his head as if belatedly and asked in surprise, "Is this an assessment question?"
"certainly."
Miaomiao explained with a smile, "The significance of the assessment has never been the problem itself, but to observe the attitude of the couple in dealing with the problem."
With that said, she looked at Han Wei tenderly again, quietly waiting for Bai Mo's answer.
"Because it's boring."
At this moment, Bai Mo calmly gave his answer, "I don't want to answer meaningless questions."
As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell silent instantly, and you could hear a pin drop.
Zhang Rouzhu sighed in her heart. She knew that Bai Mo would probably answer like this, but she didn't expect it to be so direct.
Nothing...meaningless?
The lovers behind the two people and the surrounding onlookers opened their eyes even more. They couldn't help but doubt their ears, and then three big words popped up in their hearts -
What a fierce man!
No, both of them have made it clear that all they want is an attitude, so if you just give them an attitude, that's it. Why do you answer like this?
In fact, no matter what the previous examiner's question was, the answers of the previous couples were basically the same, which was to cater to the examiner as much as possible and give them the attitude they wanted.
That’s right, just like you should pay attention to promoting the main theme and subtitles when writing essays when you were a child, there are also skills in couple authentication——
As long as you can openly express how much you love your significant other, your score will never be lower.
To put it bluntly, this grandma's job is just to give you points, but you actually said a boring sentence?
...It's useless, it's useless, this guy is useless.
Everyone secretly shook their heads. Not only would this sentence not get any points, it might even arouse the resentment of the examiner of the couple... These two people might become the first couple to be eliminated in the first round.
Sure enough, after a brief silence, Han Wei's voice sounded again, but this time there was no longer a smile in his voice, but it was unusually stiff.
"Oh? What does this gentleman mean... is couple certification a meaningless process?"
"——This is my second question. Please consider it carefully before answering."
His eyes were indifferent, and he deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "carefully consider", as if to remind Bai Mo to organize his words well.
The air was dead silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on Bai Mo, with all kinds of eyes, waiting for his answer.
Zhang Rouzhu suddenly became a little nervous. Seeing that Bai Mo was still silent, he was about to bite the bullet and answer for him, but the latter's voice suddenly sounded at this moment, and there was only a simple nasal sound——
"Um."
The simple sound was like thunder, and everyone was completely dumbfounded.
The air became more and more dead. The woman in the red dress on the city wall put away her bored look, narrowed her eyes and looked coldly at the pale man below.
Bai Mo's expression was too calm, as if he was just explaining what he had eaten this morning.
However, the calmer he behaves, the more he angers everyone in Wuji City - this guy actually dares to openly say that the couple certification in Wuji City is meaningless?
Are you kidding me? Do you understand love?
However, just when everyone thought that the pretty boy was about to be thrown away by the guards, they heard the other party's calm voice again.
"In my opinion, couple certification is not a necessary process. Its judgment on love is extremely limited and even meaningless - because whether the certification is successful or not, it will not affect the relationship between Rouzhu and me."
Everyone was stunned. Such words were new, as if they had never heard anyone say them before, so they quickly pricked up their ears to hear what he said next.
Zhang Rouzhu's eyes widened instantly, with an incredible expression written on his face - this guy could actually say such a thing?
Bai Mo continued: "My relationship with Rouzhu has long been tested by various hardships. There is no distance between us physically or mentally. There is no need to deliberately prove our feelings for each other, because time itself is the most trustworthy
Letter of testimony.”
"Would anyone ask the sun to prove that it will definitely rise from the east? No, because the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. It is a matter of course. It is an eternal law that will not change due to any external factors -
—”
"The same is true for the relationship between Rouzhu and I. This is a love that even the gods will personally acknowledge. Is it necessary for you to authenticate it? Is it only love that has been authenticated?"
"The answer is no."
In the eyes of everyone who gradually became weird, Bai Mo continued, "The reason why I brought Rouzhu here for couple verification is not because I want to rely on it to prove our relationship. On the contrary, I think
Only those who have witnessed the ceremony of our love can be considered a true "couple certification"——"
"If Rouzhu hadn't asked me to come, I wouldn't have had any interest in this place. Otherwise, I might as well have spent this time loving her for a few more minutes..."
"Isn't it?"
Bai Mo's voice fell.
There was a deathly silence in the whole place.
Zhang Rouzhu blushed terribly. Although she knew that Bai Mo's words just now were all nonsense, maybe it was because the other party's expression and tone were too calm. It looked like those solemn oaths in the church, which made her feel a lot.
of touch.
She even wondered if Bai was possessed by someone, otherwise how could he say such a thing?
"Pah, pah, pah."
After a long silence, a burst of applause brought everyone back from their different thoughts.
Han Wei showed emotion on his face, shook his head and sighed: "What a 'love that even the gods will personally admit'. I like this answer - I'm sorry, I haven't asked this gentleman's name yet?"
"Bai Wu." Bai Mo said lightly.
"Zhang Rouzhu."
Zhang Rouzhu also said his name in a shy tone.
"It turns out it's Brother Bai and Miss Zhang. The more they look at each other, the more talented and beautiful they become."
Han Wei smiled gently and said, "I actually agree with what Brother Bai said from the bottom of my heart - these trivial times are indeed not as good as spending time with your lover, but we cannot deny the significance of couple certification, just like the value of a marriage certificate is not great, but
It has always had a meaning, hasn’t it?”
With that said, he took the water from Miaomiao and was about to unscrew the bottle cap. After thinking about it, he handed the water to Bai Mo and whispered: "It won't take much time to authenticate the couple, so please be patient."
, you two will have plenty of time to be intimate later."
He gave Bai Mo a knowing expression, and his attitude had undergone a 180-degree change from before, and he was even friendlier than at the beginning.
To be continued...