How come he doesn't know that these three children have nothing to do with him all day long?
"Uncle, I can't hold it anymore."
"If you can't hold it, hold it for me!"
Jiang Chenshao glanced coldly at his nephew who was standing on his head. His arms were shaking a little and his face was a little red.
"Uncle, please punish me by standing in a military posture. I will stand for you for two hours."
I would rather stand in a military posture for two hours than stand on my head for ten minutes.
Jiang Chenshao: "If you say one more word, I will stand on my head for half an hour."
Jiangsu gritted its teeth and endured.
Handstand is really torture!
Later, after the punishment was over and he was taught another ten minutes, Jiangsu returned to his bedroom and never went out again. During this period, he didn't even go down to eat dinner.
Jiang Momo went to the door of Jiangsu, knocked on the door, and asked in a low voice: "Do I need to call you for an ambulance?"
A voice from Jiangsu came out, "It's a waste of medical resources, don't use them."
Jiang Momo: "Then what do you need?"
"Shaving."
Jiang Momo looked at her nephew's bedroom and sighed, "Oh, what an unlucky boy."
Gu Nuanxi was also dragged back to the bedroom by her husband, who asked her to tell the truth about what everyone in the group was talking about about him.
"Husband, are you..."
Jiang Chenshao didn't wait for her to finish her words before he answered, "I love you, I haven't changed my heart, I haven't had an affair, I just have you."
Gu Nuanxi: "..." Damn it, condemnation doesn't work anymore.
"Then you love me, why don't you kiss me? You used to kiss me every day, and from the time we reconciled to now, you see, now you are settling accounts with me again." Gu Nuanxi's momentum is not weak at all.
She complained with a small mouth, "You still say you love me, but men's words are all lies."
"Don't try to trick me again and lead me astray." Jiang Chenshao has been deceived by his little wives several times. He is not a fool and will not fall for it again and again.
A certain Nuan'er was making him digress again.
Gu Nuanxi discovered that this strategy also failed.
"Who is complaining in the group: My husband is a big pervert?"
"Who in the group shouted: My husband is definitely an old man from the last century?"
"Who is complaining in the group: My husband is definitely seriously ill?"
"Who is complaining in the group: There is something wrong with my husband?"
warm:"……"
He retreated step by step, wanting to escape, fly, and burrow into the cracks of the ground.
Jiang Chenshao stretched out his big slap hand, "Come here, tell me when this hand hit you and where it hit you!"
Gu Xiaonuan's inner thoughts: Damn it, you peeked into our chat history without our permission, how dare you be so arrogant in front of me?
"explain!"
Gu Xiaonuan swallowed, looked at the hand, thought for a long time, and finally said, "Well... spanking is considered spanking, right?"
Mr. Jiang: "..."
Sooner or later he will be mad at his wife to death!
Jiang Chenshao gritted his teeth, "Then tell me, how did this big pervert, this old man, have serious illnesses and problems... come about?"
This is really painful for Nuan Nuan. How long ago did this happen? She had completely forgotten it eight hundred years ago. The old calendar was even pulled out to confront her. How did she know what she was angry about at that time?
scolded him.
"Gu Nuanxi, we haven't been married for a year, right?"
Nuan didn't know what he meant by this.
"The words 'my husband' in the group dare to exceed the number of days we have been married!"
Nuan understood the meaning.
"Well, then I, I said in the group, I just said good things about you. I didn't just complain about you~" Mounuan didn't have the confidence to say anything himself.
Mr. Jiang picked up his young wife's cell phone and asked her: "Then tell me, what does the name of the group chat: Defeat Jiang Chenshao's Team mean?"