The waiter went to the kitchen to start the dishes, and everyone sat on the kang and chatted around the small table.
An Zhisu asked Zhang Jingkang: "What is the principle of your kang?"
Zhang Jingkang pointed to the big pot at the head of the kang and briefly explained the principle of the big pit to An Zhisu.
"Then this big pot is just used to boil water. It's too wasteful. You can stew a pot of mutton soup. It's so cold here in winter. It's warm and nutritious to have a bowl of mutton soup when you come back from outside." After hearing this, An Zhisu was deeply moved.
I deeply feel that the big pot at the head of the kang is very suitable for stewing mutton soup.
Jiang Teng almost spat out a mouthful of water when he heard An Zhisu's three words that he couldn't live without eating. He loves eating so much. No wonder their Ah Cheng is becoming more and more profitable. After all, he doesn't make money, but he can't even support his wife.
Lao Jiu and Xiao Shi were already used to the foodie nature of their young lady. Not only did they listen with expressionless faces, they even felt a little bit convinced in their hearts.
Ye Lancheng held up his forehead: "It's either mutton soup or big bone soup. Were you a nun in your last life? You love meat so much in this life that you won't even eat any vegetarian food."
An Zhisu stuck out his tongue and settled for the next best thing: "If you don't want to make soup, you can just cook some peanuts and corn on the cob."
Ye Lancheng:......
So you still need to cook something edible, right?
"I think..." Eleven, who was silent for a while, suggested weakly: "Pork trotters stewed with peanuts is also good."
"Wow!" An Zhisu snapped his fingers: "This is good, it has meat and vegetables. When I cook this, my husband no longer has to worry about me eating only meat and not vegetarian."
Ye Lancheng:......
Then you are awesome.
Jiang Teng:......
Why do I feel that if his family Ran Ran hangs out with An Zhisu, sooner or later he will become a foodie.
What should I do? He is not as good at making money as Ah Cheng. Is it possible that he won’t be able to support his wife in the future? It’s a big worry.
Zhang Jingkang looked at An Zhisu and then at Ye Lancheng, and he had a confusing doubt in his heart. What did a man like Ye Lancheng, who was like an immortal, think when he married An Zhisu? Did he have a poverty alleviation mentality?
We don’t know either, and we don’t dare to ask.
An Zhisu was undoubtedly the one responsible for enlivening the atmosphere on any occasion. He had just finished discussing the eighteen uses of the cauldron, and he remembered a joke he had just seen there.
"Recently I read the news. The country has launched another Internet cleanup operation. Online novels on many themes have been blocked. There are also many sensitive words that are not allowed to be written, such as going to bed, booking a room, etc. Some netizens ridiculed the overbearing president's articles.
, lines such as "If you go to my bed, you will be mine from now on", you can change it to a woman, if you go to my bed, you will be mine from now on. Like a woman, whoever allows you to go to my bed can be changed.
OK, woman, get off my bed. Hahahaha, I was laughing so hard. When the word "kang" came out of the mouth of the domineering president, it made me laugh every minute."
Ye Lancheng:......
Jiang Teng:......
Zhang Jingkang:......
Lao Jiu and Xiao Ten:......
All the men were collectively speechless.
Eleven was the most cooperative and continued: "Perhaps the president of Northeast China said so." Then he turned to Zhang Jingkang and asked: "Is that right, brother?"
Zhang Jingkang asked weakly: "Is the bank owner considered the president?"
"What owner?" An Zhisu asked curiously.
"Oh, it's like people in the United States who own a large estate." Zhang Jingkang replied.
Ye Lancheng looked at him quietly: "Are you talking about the landlord?"
Zhang Jingkang:......
Isn't it true that the landlord is not rich? He said that the farmer is very noble.
"Ahem, if a landowner with hundreds of acres of land can be considered a CEO, then our CEO here will talk like this, get down and don't dirty my kang." Zhang Jingkang coughed twice, imitating An Zhisu's previous imitation.
He said in a domineering tone.
"Hahahahaha..." An Zhisu slapped the table and laughed so hard that she died of laughter. She didn't expect Zhang Jingkang to be so humorous, and he made a fool of himself silently.
Eleven was also amused, and the corners of his lips raised crazily, revealing two rows of small white teeth.
Lao Jiu and Xiao Shi smiled vaguely.
Neither Ye Lancheng nor Jiang Teng could find the point of laughter. Two men who had never read novels about overbearing presidents had no idea where the point of laughter was.
We talked and laughed for a long time, which made An Zhisu laugh even more hungry. As soon as the waiter started serving the dishes, An Zhisu was the first to jump off the kang, ran to the table, sat down, and invited everyone to come over for dinner.
Everyone was a little hungry by now, so they gathered around and started eating.
An Zhisu really didn't want to touch any of the vegetarian dishes with chopsticks. Ye Lancheng gave her some vegetarian dishes, but she threw them aside. She picked a few mushrooms from the chicken stewed mushrooms and put them on the plate. She called them the vegetarian dishes she was going to eat tonight.
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Ye Lancheng:......
So every vegetarian dish needs to be dipped in broth, right?
Zhang Jingkang has never seen a woman who loves eating meat so much and can maintain such a good figure. He doesn't even know where her meat went.
"Do you usually exercise?" Zhang Jingkang couldn't help but asked curiously.
An Zhisu was speechless: "Does sex count?"
"Ahem..." Ye Lancheng couldn't breathe and choked, almost spitting out a mouthful of green vegetables in his throat.
I really...want to strangle this woman to death.
Jiang Teng couldn't help laughing, and even laughed off the big piece of goose meat on his chopsticks.
Hahahahaha...
How do you drive in such a serious manner?
Lao Jiu and Xiao Shi didn't dare to laugh and kept shaking their shoulders. Although they were used to the young lady's jumping thoughts, they still couldn't help but want to laugh every time.
Zhang Jingkang looks dishonest, why does he feel like he is being treated like a dog? He is a harmless single dog, why should he be harmed?
Eleven expressed confusion: "You eat so much meat and the calories are so high, can you burn it off by having sex?"
puff……
At this time, Lao Jiu and Xiao Shi couldn't help but laugh out loud. They thought it was strange that their young lady could drive in a serious manner, but Eleven was even more awesome. She could actually ask more seriously why sex can burn calories.
It’s true that people are divided into groups, and everyone plays with whomever they want.
"Oh, having sex once is definitely not enough. You have to have sex several times. One time is equivalent to jogging two kilometers and can save 300 calories. If you do it three or five times, if you gain weight, I will lose. By the way, friendly reminder,
Female superiors consume more calories." An Zhisu answered Eleven's question seriously under the stern looks of Ye Lancheng and Jiang Teng.
Eleven nodded thoughtfully: "I've learned a lesson."
Jiang Teng:......
Ye Lancheng:......
If one of you really dares to ask and the other really dares to answer, do you think that all the men on this table are deaf?
Zhang Jingkang:!!
Damn, I want to flip the table, you are definitely a cruel dog of Chi Guoguo. The single dog said that he received 10,000 points of critical hit.
An Zhisu wanted to say something to Eleven, but when he opened his mouth, Ye Lancheng stuffed a chicken leg in his mouth: "Eat meat!"
So the style of the painting changed next, and Ye Lancheng kept putting meat on An Zhisu. An Zhisu was stunned and had no chance to speak again. By the end of the meal, his belly was bulging, and he almost doubted his life after eating.