Ye Lancheng approached her slightly, but was immediately kicked back by An Zhisu.
"No, it smells bad." It was full of disgust and grievance.
"Okay, I'll go wash it." Ye Lancheng raised his hands in surrender and stood up directly.
"You are not allowed to wash in the bedroom." An Zhisu requested.
Ye Lancheng agreed with good temper: "Okay, I'll go to the guest room to wash up."
"Throw away the suit." An Zhisu continued to demand.
"Okay, throw it away." Ye Lancheng agreed with good temper.
"Throw away the trousers too."
"Okay, throw it away."
"Throw away the shirt too."
"Okay, throw it away."
"I don't want a coat either."
"Okay, no."
"Throw away everything inside and out, and don't leave anything behind."
"Okay, except for scarves." Everything else can be thrown away, but not scarves. Ye Lancheng said: "I didn't wear a scarf to the banquet. I kept it in the car."
An Zhisu snorted, and she couldn't bear to throw it away. It was knitted by her grandmother stitch by stitch, and it also had her embroidery on it.
Ye Lancheng went upstairs to the guest room, washed himself from head to toe, and made sure there was no smell on his body before putting on his pajamas and going downstairs again.
His little wife was still sulking on the sofa, her cheeks bulging with anger, and she was extremely cute. It was rare for a little woman to look like this.
Ye Lancheng leaned over and said, "It's gone now, it's all the smell of shower gel."
An Zhisu sniffed like a dog to make sure that there was really no scent of perfume before he hummed, but still looked like he didn't want to talk to him.
"Are you still angry?" Ye Lancheng sat down next to her and raised his eyebrows.
"Stay away from me." An Zhisu put her foot on his chest: "I don't want to care about you."
Ye Lancheng raised the corner of his lips, stretched out his hand to hold her ankle, and lightly scraped the sole of her foot with his fingertips.
An Zhisu's insteps suddenly straightened up, and an electric current spread up from the soles of his feet, seemingly making his heart tremble.
"You're jealous." Ye Lancheng deliberately hooked her foot again: "If you're so worried, then change the engagement to a wedding, label me your An Zhisu, and announce to all the women in S City that I have a wife.
, wouldn’t you feel at ease?”
"You, you, please let go first." An Zhisu had no time to think about those things at the moment. The instep of his feet was so tight that it was about to cramp.
"Let me go and let you kick me again?" Ye Lancheng raised his eyebrows.
An Zhisu immediately surrendered: "I won't kick anymore." Ye Lancheng loosened his wrist, and An Zhisu shrank back, glared angrily, and then became tougher: "You are wrong, are you still reasonable? Are you not me now?
An Zhisu's husband? If you are unconscious and have no self-discipline, declare
What's the use of the whole S city? It's useless to announce it to the whole world. Only those who commit thieves for a thousand days can't guard against thieves for a thousand days. This kind of thing all depends on consciousness. Do you understand consciously? "
Ye Lancheng:......
This is all on the line, so I can't afford to mess with it.
Ye Lancheng responded obediently, and his temper was so good that he exploded.
An Zhisu continued: "Let me tell you, don't give me any trouble with those mistresses and mistresses. If you dare, I will divorce you. You... eh? Just clean up and leave the house."
Ye Lancheng suppressed a laugh.
"Oh what, I said you remembered." An Zhisu was particularly dissatisfied and wanted to kick him again, but he quickly thought of what had just happened and quickly retracted his foot.
"Okay, I remember. What the madam taught me is to be remembered by the husband." Ye Lancheng raised his lips and responded in a serious tone.
An Zhisu was quite satisfied with his attitude and said, "Just remember."
"Can Madam, please go back to your room with your husband to rest now?" Ye Lancheng climbed up the pole.
An Zhisu's eyes rolled a few times, and then he suddenly stood up and jumped onto Ye Lancheng's back without warning. He ordered like a savage wife of a landlord: "Carry me up."
"Yes, I will obey my husband's orders." Ye Lancheng pretended to be submissive and carried his young wife on his back to the stairs.
An Zhisu hugged his neck, and Ye Lancheng carried her upstairs step by step. An Zhisu was not worried at all that he would throw her because he drank.
Ye Lancheng pushed open the bedroom door and went in, then kicked the door shut with his heel. He walked to the bed and gently put down his little wife on his back. The little wife grunted like a mouse and got into the quilt.
"Ye Lancheng, as punishment, you are not allowed to touch me, kiss me, or hug me for a week." The little wife's grunting voice came from the quilt.
Ye Lancheng:......
Those were not punishments just now? Then why was he so obedient and allowed her to lecture him?
A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. I can't understand it. I can't understand it.
Ye Lancheng went to bed a little depressed. His wife deliberately shrank in the opposite direction from him, and reached out to pull a pillow across the two of them, creating a 38-point line.
Ye Lancheng:......
Are you so angry?
Ye Lancheng silently took out his mobile phone, sent a WeChat message to Xia Jingze, and decided to ask for help outside the venue.
Ye Lancheng: How to comfort a woman when she is angry?
After waiting for a minute after posting, I suddenly remembered something and immediately added: I won’t talk about the method I mentioned last time.
Xia Jingze:......
Xia Jingze looked at the three words in his input box, decisively deleted, re-edited and sent four words.
Xia Jingze became even more desperate: I have checked my IQ and you are not my brother Lan Cheng.
Ye Lancheng: Get out.
Xia Jingze: This time it’s me, Brother Lancheng. Why did you make your sister-in-law angry again? What did you do? My sister-in-law has such a good temper that she got angry. What outrageous thing did you do? Oh my god, you didn’t
Will he cheat?
Ye Lancheng:......
Did he have the words "I will cheat" written on his face?
Xia Jingze: Brother Lancheng, you’re not really cheating on me, are you?
Ye Lancheng: Get out!
Xia Jingze: Oh, then I’ll get out.
Ye Lancheng: Come back and answer the questions.
Xia Jingze is about to cry: I've told you three times and you still haven't understood?
Ye Lancheng: You speak human language.
Xia Jingze:......
Is it possible that he is telling lies? Is it because your understanding is too poor?
Xia Jingze said it again with resignation: A cure-all for all diseases, lipstick specializes in treating difficult and complicated diseases. Women's diseases cannot be cured without a bag and lipstick. If there is any, double the weight!
Ye Lancheng:......
A bag that can cure all diseases is a bag that can cure all diseases. I couldn’t tell you earlier, so what kind of detours are there?
If Xia Jingze knew Ye Lancheng's inner narration at this time, he would definitely vomit blood. Please brother, you are the only one who thinks this is a roundabout way. Others will understand it as soon as they hear it, okay? Xia Jingze: Brother, do you understand? I understand, can I resign?