While Cheng Xiran was still sleeping on the bed, Xia Jingze's phone call came in, forcing Cheng Xiran out of his sleep.
"My brother, do you know that disturbing someone's dreams is a very immoral thing."
Cheng Xiran huddled under the quilt and put the mobile phone to his ear. He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes and couldn't speak.
Xia Jingze didn't feel any guilt at all for disturbing his clear dreams: "Xiao Xiran, please don't sleep. I'm almost arriving in Jiangcheng. Get up and pick me up at the high-speed rail station."
"What?"
Cheng Xiran suddenly opened his eyes and asked in surprise: "What are you doing in Jiangcheng?"
"Of course I have something to do. If nothing happens, I will abandon my wife and daughter to find you."
Xia Jingze said.
Cheng Xiran immediately felt that something was wrong. She asked weakly: "Brother Jingze, aren't you being kicked out by Sister Jiaren and hiding?"
"That's nonsense. How can I, the head of a family, be kicked out just by a woman telling me to throw him out?"
Xia Jingze said stiffly.
Cheng Xiran: "Haha."
Xia Jingze coughed guiltily: "Okay, okay, I really have something to do, it's business. I'll be arriving at the station in an hour. Come pick me up quickly. If you're late, I'm afraid it will cause traffic jams at the high-speed rail station."
"Do you have any misunderstandings about your current popularity?
I thought I was a popular actor, but I’ve long since passed, okay? Now I’m Xiaoxianrou’s world-famous brother, just stand in a crowded place and see who can still recognize you.”
Cheng Xiran began to take revenge on Xia Jingze for disturbing his dreams.
Xia Jingze:...
"I want autographed photos just to make money by reselling them. You are so old that you have forgotten that I have never been your fan."
Cheng Xiran continued to hurt his heart, almost piercing Xia Jingze's lung tube.
Xia Jingze cried loudly: "Xiao Xiran, you don't love me at all. Tell me, which wild man took away your love for me? Ask him to wait for me. My 40-meter sword is already on the way.
, then I can let him run 39 meters first."
"Uncle Jing, are you sure you can lift a 40-meter sword?"
A voice suddenly sounded next to him.
"Dabao!"
As soon as Cheng Xiran heard this cold and cold voice, she knew it was her family's Dabao, and she immediately became excited: "Dabao is here too, why didn't you tell me earlier that Dabao is here with you."
"We'll talk about this later."
Xia Jingze ignored Cheng Xiran's excitement, but glanced at Dabao, who was sleeping just now: "Why can't I lift it?
Is my unicorn arm just a decoration?
Believe it or not, I can lift you up and throw you out with just one hand."
"Ha..." Dabao let out a Ye-style sneer inherited from Ye Lancheng, and calculated in a scholar's tone: "Suppose the material of this knife is iron, the cross-sectional area is the same as a mobile phone, the blade is 40 meters long, and the handle is long
Half a meter, then according to the weight calculation formula, the density of iron is 7900kg/cubic meter, and the knife weighs at least 160kg.
So if you want to lift the knife, use your right hand to exert force and your left hand as the fulcrum, you will need at least 6400 kilograms of strength. Uncle Jing, do you have 6400 kilograms of strength in one hand?"
Xia Jingze: ...I have a damn thing, even the Olympic weightlifting champion is no good.
Cheng Xiran: ...Although I didn’t understand it, I feel like her Dabao is really powerful again.
"In addition, assuming you can lift this 40-meter sword, you cannot allow the opponent to run 39 meters first, because according to the numerical calculation formula, it can be concluded that the opponent only needs to run 35.65 meters to escape.
If you ask the opponent to run 39 meters, you won't be able to cut them down."
Dabao continued to educate Xia Jingze.
The corner of Xia Jingze's mouth twitched fiercely. He regretted it. Why did he relent and agree to bring Dabao to Jiangcheng? Was he full?
The problem is that he hasn't had breakfast yet.
"Hahahaha..." Cheng Xiran was already laughing on the phone: "My treasure is so powerful. Although my sister-in-law didn't understand a word, the data calculated by my treasure is definitely correct.
If we don’t talk to the scumbag next to you, he will be a retard, hahahaha.”
Dabao curled his lips slightly, and then reminded Cheng Xiran seriously: "Sister-in-law, you still have fifty minutes to get up, brush your teeth, wash your face, eat, and go to the high-speed rail station.
Assuming the distance is 30 kilometers and the average speed is 60/hour, then it will take you 30 minutes to get there.
In fact, you can't maintain an average speed of 60/hour throughout the entire journey, and you have to deduct the time spent in traffic jams and red lights. It is conservatively estimated to take 50 minutes.
Deducting the time you spend washing your face, brushing your teeth and eating, we will have to wait for you for at least twenty minutes."
Cheng Xiran: ...Cheng Xiran couldn't laugh anymore. He jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom in a panic: "Hang up, hang up, we can't waste another minute, Baoer, okay?"
, waiting for my sister-in-law to pick you up."
Throwing away the mobile phone, Cheng Xiran squeezed out the toothpaste, brushed his teeth and ran to Chu Shang's door to shout: "Chu Shang, Chu Shang, get up quickly, Chu Shang, Chu Shang, get up soon."
Chu Shang opened the door in confusion. Before she could ask her why she got up so early, she was sprayed with toothpaste on her face: "Hurry up, I'll give you five minutes to brush your teeth, wash your face and change clothes."
After saying these words, Cheng Xiran ran back to his room in a hurry, leaving Chu Shang, who had toothpaste sprayed on his face, dumbfounded. It took him several seconds to react, and he hurriedly turned around and went to the bathroom.
Five minutes later, Cheng Xiran, who was neatly dressed, and Chu Shang, who was neatly dressed, went downstairs together. It was only half past seven, and Aunt Xu hadn't made breakfast yet.
"Why did you get up so early today?"
Aunt Xu looked at the two of them and asked strangely. She clearly remembered that Cheng Xiran said last night that he would sleep in late today.
"We're going to pick someone up at the station."
Cheng Xiran replied, and then ran to the door to change his shoes like a gust of wind.
"ah?
Who to pick up?
This early in the morning.”
Aunt Xu asked.
"Let's talk about it when we get back. It's too late. Let's leave first, Aunt Xu."
Cheng Xiran was still thinking about Dabao's calculation formula, so he changed his shoes and took Chu Shang to the garage.
After getting on the bus, Chu Shang had the opportunity to ask: "Which station are you going to?"
"High-speed rail station, hurry up, hurry up. Dabao said that assuming the distance is 30 kilometers and the average speed of the car is 60/hour, it will take us 30 minutes to get there. Including traffic jams and red lights, it may take 50 minutes, but his train number
We’ll arrive at the station in forty minutes.”
Cheng Xiran said anxiously.
Chu Shang thought for a moment and said: "But in fact, the high-speed rail station is not that far away from us. It is only half the distance assumed by Dabao. It is elevated throughout the entire journey and there are no red lights. Today is the weekend and this is not the peak period for work, so it can be ruled out.
Traffic jam situation.
So I came to the conclusion that we have plenty of time, and maybe we can have a cup of coffee when we get there."
Cheng Xiran: ... After being stunned for two seconds, Cheng Xiran burst out laughing again, holding Chu Shang's face and ravaging it: "I'm really becoming more and more jealous of you now, you are the only one with a brain that can compete with Dabao."
When I got off, I was frightened by that brat."
Chu Shang unnaturally freed his face from her clutches and started the car with his ears red.