Smoker looked at Cui Ze with great suspicion on the surface, but in fact his eyes were shining with eagerness to try.
"You couldn't have pried it off the warship, right?"
"Stop joking!"
Cui Ze said angrily, he had not yet recovered from the physical pain.
"What's more, didn't we just rush to the dormitory here from the dock together? Where did I have time to steal an artillery!"
Like Cuize, Smoker was also "unaccompanied" in Malinfando, so he also lived in a dormitory.
Next, Smoker followed Cui Ze and went to take a look at the cannon that appeared in the latter's room.
"It turns out to be 'Miss Qiwu'!"
Smoger patted the thick barrel of the [M1897 75mm artillery] and intimately called out the "nickname" of the artillery. His expression could not hide his excitement.
What boy doesn't like to have sex?
Cui Ze, who was standing aside, quietly started the conversation.
"Smorg, how do you think this cannon ended up here?"
"Of course some lonely guy secretly brought him in~"
Smoker squatted on the ground, gently stroking the thick, black and hard barrel of "Miss Qiwu", and said without looking back.
"Actually, similar situations happen from time to time in the branch base in Donghai, but I didn't expect that there would be people here at the headquarters who would dare to sneak artillery into the dormitory."
'That's a good reason! It seems that it is a very correct choice to inform Smoker of the situation in advance.'
Cui Ze nodded secretly and then spoke.
"I'm going to hand over this cannon to the dormitory administrator now. Do you want to come with me?"
"...let's go!"
Smoker patted the barrel, picked it up, followed Cui Ze, and went downstairs to the dormitory to look for the dormitory administrator.
The tall and round dormitory administrator saw two handsome young men walking downstairs holding a cannon, and her expression immediately became serious.
"Two brats! How dare you pry an artillery piece off a naval battleship and bring it into the dormitory! I didn't dare to do that back then - cough cough!"
"Administrator Y——sister."
Cui Ze noticed a hint of malice coming from the dormitory administrator, and immediately changed his words, as if his mouth had been filled with honey.
"The two of us are members of this elite training camp and just returned to the headquarters today. This artillery was not brought into the dormitory by us, but found in my room."
Smoker glanced sideways at Cui Ze, never expecting that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes could be so sweet-talking and flattering.
I’ve kept this in mind, I’ll have to tell Tina later…
"So that's it!"
The kind-hearted dormitory administrator immediately accepted Cui Ze's explanation. Her smiling face looked like a female Maitreya Buddha.
"The young man is so handsome! Is there a girl you like? Mom - ah no, I know the contact information of many beautiful female soldiers in our unit!"
Cui Ze's eyes lit up instantly, and the smile on his face became more sincere.
The female soldiers in this department are so good~
As the saying goes, "full and warm thoughts..."
As the saying goes, strength is the confidence to speak.
After being promoted to C level and mastering domineering, Cui Ze's male waist finally straightened up a lot.
According to Cui Ze's personal plan, after Zefa confirms his naval rank, he will take the initiative to apply to be sent to the branch in the Four Seas - preferably the weakest one in the East China Sea - and stay there for a few years to develop silently.
It is best to find seven or eight Devil Fruits, wait until you have a god-level ability, and then return to the Grand Route invincible!
In this case...
First, find a young female soldier from the navy headquarters to talk about the sea and the moon. It would be a beautiful thing~
Anyway, there is no need for long-term responsibility.
Cui Ze had already thought about the three reasons for the breakup in advance.
'You loved the sea, and I loved you.'
'I'm sorry, you are a good girl, I don't want to delay you anymore, you deserve better.'
'Let's put the relationship on hold.'
Hmm...
Wouldn't this be too scumbag...
However.
Before Cui Ze could speak.
After sensing the aura of the scumbag next to him, Smoker grabbed Cui Ze's shoulders and pushed him out of the dormitory building while shouting.
"Oh, I'm so tired after moving a cannon downstairs! I'm almost hungry!"
Listening to Smoker's extremely embarrassing words.
Cui Ze almost dug out a basement on the spot with his toes.
As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed, right?
At this moment, Smoker suddenly approached Cui Ze and whispered in Cui Ze's ear.
"I will tell Tina exactly what happened today."
"Tell Tina?"
Cui Ze was a little confused.
"Why?"
Smoker narrowed his eyes and stared at Cui Ze without saying a word.
Looking at Smoker's little expression, Cui Ze reacted and waved his hands repeatedly.
"Wait! Did you misunderstand something? Tina and I have nothing to do with each other!"
At least it doesn’t matter at all now!
Cui Ze added in his mind.
"It doesn't matter?"
Smoker sneered.
"She goes to your room every morning and you say you two have nothing to do with each other!"
"That's because Tina wants to do it with me -"
Just as Cui Ze was about to defend himself, he suddenly discovered something brilliant.
"Wait! How do you know Tina's daily activities!?"
Smoke put away his sneer and said with a straight face: "I'm hungry and don't have the energy to talk to you. But I will definitely tell Tina what happened today."
Cui Ze, who had spied on the secret, shrugged nonchalantly.
"I will also convey all the details of today to Tina, especially a voyeur who likes to observe her every move secretly."
Smoker stared at Cui Ze, as if he had seen how shameless this guy was again.
After a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'll treat you to today's lunch!"
"Can."
Cui Ze said with a smile.
"In this case, nothing will happen today."
"Go eat!"
Smoker seemed to be grinding his back teeth to squeeze out these three words.
Under the leadership of Smoker, the "veteran", the two of them walked towards the food street in the town behind Marinevando.
Cui Ze's idea of killing Smog completely fell through on the road.
As a companion town to the Marine Headquarters, Marineland, this town is very prosperous and full of family members of the Navy.
Especially after the incident in which the Golden Lion broke into the headquarters alone, the Navy Headquarters especially strengthened the protection of the towns in the rear.
It is no exaggeration to say that, except for the holy land of Mary Geoa above the Red Continent, the town behind Marinevando is almost the safest place on the sea!
Because of this.
There will always be some celebrations held from time to time in the towns behind.
For example, today, Cui Ze and Smoker encountered a "Big Eater Competition" on their way to the food court.
“Just eat this! Free food! And it’s huge!”
Smoker said decisively.
"No! I want a big meal!"
Cui Ze objected, saying that he still wanted to continue killing Smog.
"I don't have enough money." Smoker quickly found an excuse.
"It's okay, I have money, I can lend it to you."
Cui Ze gave an unexpected reply.
"As long as three points of profit are enough."
Smoker's head is covered with black lines.
I borrow money from you, treat you to dinner, and pay interest afterwards?
Cui Ze, can you be a human being?!
"Just eat this!"
Smoker touched his pocket. With Cui Ze's appetite, if he treated him to a meal, he might have to eat dirt for several months.
"What are your conditions?"
"The young man is very smart~"
Cui Ze patted Smoker on the shoulder.
"Let's go to the training camp for a battle this afternoon! I want to see your latest progress in mastering the Smoke Fruit."
Are you simply trying to beat me up!?
Smoker glared at Cui Ze and nodded reluctantly.
Just fight!
When I learn the armed color, hum~
Cui Ze and Smoker went to the event of the Big Eater Competition together.
Today's Big Eater Competition is held in the food court. The rules are very simple.
The contestant who eats the most food within the allotted one hour will be the winner!
According to the host on the stage, the winners of this big eating competition over the years are often heroic, extraordinary,...there are 108,000 words omitted here...the majestic naval hero-Lieutenant General Garp
!
However, since Lieutenant General Karp went back to his hometown to see his grandson this year, he was unable to participate in this year's Big Eater Competition.
That's why.
The organizers specially changed the food competition this year from donuts to cherry pie.
The host also spent a lot of saliva describing how delicious the cherry pie carefully prepared by the organizer was and how popular it was on the Grand Line. It was opened on many islands (such as Gaya Island, Beehive Island, etc.)
branch.
Cherry pie…
Cui Ze inexplicably heard something familiar, but couldn't remember the specific details for a while.
With a command, the Big Eater Competition officially begins.
Looking at the mountains of cherry pies in front of him, Cui Ze clasped his hands together and turned on [Food Meaning].
The next second...
Eat like crazy, eat like crazy, eat like crazy!
Cui Ze transformed into a ruthless rice-drying robot, "dumping" cherry pie into his mouth as if it were replenished.
The cherry pie that was once everywhere suddenly decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye.
As time goes by, the number of contestants continues to decrease.
In the end, only two players remained on the field.
Cui Ze.
There is also Zhan Momowan who came here at some point.
"Shh-"
An hour later, the host took out his whistle and blew it loudly. The loud and harsh whistle announced the end of the Big Eater competition.
Before the staff announced the final statistical results.
A stream of information came from Cui Ze's light screen that gave a sense of déjà vu.
[The name of your E-level information entry [Big Rice Bucket] has been changed!]
[You have obtained the D-level information entry [Big Eater]!]
[D-level entry: Big Eater]
[Entry effect: 1. Gain 1 D-level bonus to your own durability attribute; 2. Increase your stomach capacity and digestive function by 30%]
"..."
The cherry pie that seemed delicious just a moment ago suddenly became less delicious.
"The last time I was so speechless was the last time..."
Cui Ze is simply the best.
At this moment, Zhan Taowan, who was hiccupping, suddenly came over.
"Cui Ze, Teacher Zefa has something to ask you!"
Cui Ze was speechless.
So Zefa comes to me if you have something to do, Zhan Taomaru, do you choose to work here first?
You are indeed a flabby man!
Smoker next to him asked curiously: "Is it the result of the training camp arrangement?"
"Don't come and test me, the tightest-tongued man in the world!"
Zhan Taowan glanced at Smoker and said very proudly.