It rains when God does it, and disaster happens when people do it.
You will get bad luck no matter which profession you work in. If you cross the profession, you will be in trouble. If you steal, don’t rob, and if you rob, don’t lie. Don’t do anything like fishing for shrimps in rivers, lakes and seas.
Every other line is like a mountain. You, a highway robber, must be a flower picker. If you are not unlucky, who else will be unlucky?
No, I couldn't stop drooling, and the more I looked at it, the more itchy my heart became. I couldn't help but come to Mu Pinshan and gestured my height obscenely. He also said, "It's just right."
The short-skinned man straightened his back, looked directly at the impressive breasts in front of him, and looked up and down in a circle, but his mouth was still open.
"Good fertility, big breasts, thin waist, round hips..."
The foul language suddenly stopped, the little man's face turned red, and his eyes bulged out.
I saw a big hand, pinching the little man's neck, lifting him up, and greeted him with a big mouth. There was a crackling sound, as if someone was applauding.
While beating him, Li Taiping laughed and scolded: "It was my fault that I didn't kill the Five Dongting Rats back then. I'll make up for it now..."
The leading man followed the call and couldn't help but became furious: "Mother, you dare to call us Dongting Five Tigers five rats, I think you are tired of living..."
As he said that, the leading man seemed to remember something, his expression suddenly changed, and he shouted: "Shipwreck."
After saying this, he ignored his brothers and jumped up into Dongting Lake.
"Plop! Plop..."
Four sounds of falling water were heard, followed by more sounds of falling water hitting the lake.
Li Taiping sneered and was about to draw his sword when he heard Mu Pinshan say in a cold voice: "Keep fighting, if my aunt throws one at me, I will knock out all my teeth."
As he spoke, Mu Pinshan jumped out of the ship, his white clothes exploded in the air, and his dark green slender figure plunged into the lake...
Li Taiping threw the unconscious man in his hand to Lin Xiaotian. "Keep beating him until you don't even recognize him."
The next moment, the flying sword came out of the box, and the target was not those guys in the water, but a dozen fishing boats.
Feijian made a circle, and those fishing boats suddenly turned into pieces of wood floating in the lake. Even if they were pieced together, they wouldn't be able to make a whole boat.
As soon as the flying sword was retracted, a figure flew out of the lake and fell onto the deck.
I saw that the guy who fell on the deck was still awake. At this time, he happened to see Lin Xiaotian slapping his brother, and he couldn't help but struggled to get up and rushed towards Lin Xiaotian.
"I will fight with you."
As he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly blurred, and a green shirt blocked his eyes, looking at him with a wicked smile.
"If I hit your brother, why don't I hit you? You can't treat one with favoritism. What do you think?"
The short man wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it now because a hand grabbed his neck and he couldn't open his mouth even if he wanted to beg for mercy.
But Li Taiping smiled and said: "He is a man who would rather die than surrender. I admire him."
Suddenly there was a crackling sound on the deck, and it was a double beating...
The people squinted, not daring to look, but wanting to look, a little confused.
"boom!"
There was another big rat on the deck. I saw the man in green shirt, looking at the hero who spoke uprightly before, and said: "They want to sap you, don't they want to have fun with it?"
The good man rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "I'm just waiting."
Li Taiping threw the half-dead thing in his hand to the man, and picked up another lively one. But not long after he got it, he tilted his head and fainted...
People were thrown in one by one, and they fainted one by one looking at the miserable appearance of their brothers.
When the common people see that those evil people are so vulnerable, the brave ones will try their hand at it and uphold justice in the world.
There were more than a dozen small boats and 60 or 70 people, but not one of them escaped. Because there was a dark green mermaid under the water, and she caught everyone she saw.
When it comes to water properties, of course the Five Tigers of Dongting and those who live in the water are better. It's a pity that their opponent is Mu Pinshan, a woman who will perform violence to the extreme no matter in the sky or on the earth.
Under the boat, Liuzi and Shuisheng had already attached the chisel to the bottom of the boat. Just as the hammer in their hands was about to fall, one of them suddenly disappeared, leaving only the object used to chisel the boat as it slowly sank.
The hammer in Shui Sheng's hand was frozen there, with a look of horror in his eyes. He seemed to have seen a big dark green fish flash by just now, and then Liu Zi disappeared.
The old man said that there are man-eating water monkeys in Dongting Lake. Shui Sheng never believed it, but today he believed it, and the more he thought about it, the more hairy he became. Shui Sheng didn't care about building the boat anymore, threw away the things in his hands, and hurried upstream.
Shuisheng came out of the water, took a deep breath, and shouted in horror: "There is a monster in the water, a man-eating water monkey..."
Seeing many heads protruding from the side of the ship, Shuisheng shouted and gestured hurriedly.
"Quick, quick, pull me up..."
Shuisheng didn't see the rope thrown down, he only saw the people pointing at the water and shouting something.
Shui Sheng hurriedly turned his head and looked around, only to see a dark green shadow approaching quickly from under his feet. A picture of Liu Zi being torn apart by the Iron Monkey suddenly flashed through Shui Sheng's head, and he was completely panicked.
In panic, Shui Sheng accidentally choked on two pieces of water and couldn't even open his eyes. The next moment, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his waist, as if he was caught by an iron clamp, and then he flew out of the water.
The world was spinning, and water was suffocating in the lungs. This process was so uncomfortable that it made people die, but Shuisheng didn't want to die yet. He struggled, he didn't want to be torn in half by the water monkey and end up with his body and head in different places.
Suddenly, Shuisheng felt a sharp pain in his waist, as if his spine had been pulled out. The next moment, it was thrown out like a bag.
Shuisheng thought he was dead. He regretted that when the Dragon King of Panyang Lake was beaten to death, why couldn't he just go fishing honestly and had to come to Dongting Lake to join the Five Tigers? Now it's okay, let the Water Monkey do it.
He lost his backbone and ended up dead without a whole body.
"boom!"
Shui Sheng suddenly felt pain as if his body was falling apart, as if it had been hit on a stone slab in the underworld.
He didn't know whether the dead person would suffer from pain after death, but he knew that the dead person would not keep coughing because of choking on water.
Shuisheng was hunched over on the deck and coughing non-stop, like a soft-legged shrimp. When Shuisheng finally recovered and opened his eyes, he saw a big hand grabbing his chest and collar and lifting him up.
When Shui Sheng saw the person in front of him clearly, he couldn't help shouting in horror: "You, you are the guy who was beaten to death by the great monk in Huanglong Village on Songmen Island. You, how are you still alive..."
Li Taiping frowned and said, "Know me. It's useless to know me. The robberies are all on acquaintances, so I won't let you off the hook."
After a big mouthful, Shui Sheng's eyes were filled with stars, but he suddenly caught a glimpse of a blurry dark green figure jumping down onto the deck. It's over, it's over, this was Shui Sheng's last thought before he passed out.
Mu Pinshan tilted his head and wrung out his hair, tied it into a crooked ponytail, and came to Li Taiping with a smile. "Not one of them ran away. After they had beaten enough, they were all hung at the stern of the boat to use as bait."
The dark green sky silk was tightly wrapped with uneven texture, which made the disciples of the Wandering Dragon Sect look embarrassed and quickly turned their heads away.
A disciple of the Wandering Dragon Sect, facing the turbulent lake water, remembered the scene just now with her impressive breasts, and couldn't help but sigh softly: "No wonder the young master lost one of his front teeth..."
"Snapped!"
A hard blow on the back of the head immediately interrupted the chaos in the mind of the Youlong Sect disciple.
"What did I tell you when I came out? Don't read what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say."
Lin Xiaotian stood behind his junior brother with a cold face, wishing he could kick him off the boat.
It’s no exaggeration to say that the Ganren woman wore bold clothes and exposed her breasts. But most people just looked at it and were not stupid enough to say it. What’s more, who was that woman? How could they just think about it in their heads? Of.
Lin Xiaotian was seen busily ordering the disciples of the Youlong Sect to drive the boat passengers back to the cabin. He was very afraid that some blind person would cause trouble and cause some unpleasantness.
Li Taiping lost Shuisheng and quickly turned around and said: "My wife still has clean clothes in her backpack..."
Halfway through his words, Li Taiping suddenly frowned and looked at the lake in the distance.
A figure, waving its sleeves, came riding the waves. It was a great monk who looked to be over a hundred years old, with white eyebrows and beard, and he was carrying a thick long sword behind him.
Li Taiping held his hand on the side of the boat and stared at the figure approaching quickly. He couldn't help thinking. This is Dongting Lake. He can come here on the waves, and he is a great monk. He must be the one he has never seen before...
"Amitabha, good, good." The voice reaches people as well.
I saw the old monk landing on the bow of the boat. After a quick glance, he clasped his hands and said, "That's good, that's good. Fortunately, we didn't make a big mistake."
"The unrest in Dongting has frightened all the donors. I would like to apologize to all the donors."
Lin Xiaotian hurriedly replied: "I don't dare, I don't dare, I don't know this mage..."
Li Taiping pressed Lin Xiaotian's button, looked at the great monk and said with a smile: "I don't know what the master is called and why he came here."
The great monk glanced at the guys who had fallen to the ground and fainted, shook his head and sighed: "It's okay not to mention the old monk's name. As for why he came, he still wanted the benefactor to be compassionate and kind-hearted, and spare the lives of these evil people."
After hearing what the great monk said, the quick-tempered Mu Pinshan was the first to stand up.
"Why didn't you come when they blackmailed us with the dead fish? Why didn't you come when they were about to scuttle the ship? Oh, the evil man was captured and you came. I just want to ask, are you here to save the good people? , or come to save evil people.”
Mu Pinshan stepped forward to raise his chest and question, but saw that the great monk was busy lowering his head and did not dare to look. He clasped his hands and said: "All living beings are equal, and there is evil in killing. Sow the cause and reap the cause, sow the fruit and reap the fruit. The female donor should follow the heart of a Bodhisattva..."
Mu Pinshan's big eyes narrowed to a slit, but a trace of anger escaped. "Letting these evil people go and letting them continue to do evil shows the heart of a Bodhisattva. Are you, a bald donkey, a monk cultivating Buddhism, or an accomplice who is helping the evil?"
The more Mu Pinshan talked, the angrier he became, and he even said the word "bald donkey".
The great monk just kept talking about how good it is, how good it is, and didn't argue a word.
Seeing this, Li Taiping became more and more aware. He couldn't help but pull his wife back, looked at the great monk and said with a smile: "There are five tigers in Dongting. I have learned swordsmanship from the great monks in Dongting Mountain since I was a child, and my swordsmanship broke the precepts. Come to think of it..."