Chapter 167 The Prodigal Proposal of the Blood-devouring Mantis, Humidity
A certain world!
"Huh?"
"Bald head, didn't you go to protect my lord?"
A little girl eating a lollipop asked with confusion when she saw the bald man with tears in his eyes.
"I also want to protect my Lord!"
"But my lord has solved this crisis by himself!"
"Last time I stepped out with my left foot, this time I stepped out with my right foot. How come that lunatic can always go out to help my lord, but here I can only show his feet!"
Hearing the bald man's cry, the little girl looked down at the bald man's two big feet and suddenly said, "How about you try wearing shoes next time?"
vomit!
When the little girl saw the bald man suddenly sitting on the ground and smelling his big feet after hearing her suggestion, she couldn't help but vomit, and instantly felt that the lollipop in her mouth became disgusting.
"It doesn't stink!"
"Is it really because I don't wear shoes?"
The bald man touched his smooth head and secretly made a decision. If he was drawn again next time, he would try wearing shoes!
…
"Master, just now I saw a big foot without shoes suddenly stretched out from a space crack. Is it the strong man guarding you?"
As the heavenly calamity cloud disappeared, the blood-eating mantis also looked at Ye Feng and asked curiously.
"Deja vu!"
"That big foot without shoes always gives me a familiar feeling. It should be one of the people protecting me."
"No matter what, I'm going to bed first. You can help Mr. Bai get familiar with the Star Soul-Destroying Bow. By the way, this bow can only exert its true power at night!"
After saying that, Ye Feng walked to a corner and lay down to rest.
really!
The master is just testing me, otherwise he would not remind me again and again to give guidance to Bai Lao!
Hearing Ye Feng's words, Blood-eating Mantis became more convinced of his previous guess.
“That’s awesome!”
"I didn't expect that I, Bai Baihong, would still possess such a powerful spiritual weapon in my lifetime!"
"No wonder Ye Feng brought me out this time. I'm afraid he has already prepared these for me!"
"So what if the sneak attack is shameless!"
“Can someone who is aboveboard still be able to make a living?”
Just when Hong was thinking a lot during the day, the Blood-eating Mantis suddenly came over and asked with a serious face: "Old Bai, how do you want to use this Star Soul-Destroying Bow in the future?"
"What to use?"
"It is my lifeblood now. Unless I meet an opponent I recognize, no one can let me use it!"
Although he didn't know why the blood-eating mantis asked this question, Bai Tianhong still gave his own answer.
"What about when it's not in use?"
The blood-eating mantis continued to ask after hearing this.
"Of course it's offered!"
"You have to wipe it dozens of times a day!"
During the day, Hong Man looked at the Star Soul-Destroying Bow tenderly in his hand and replied with a smile.
Hearing this, the blood-eating mantis showed disappointment and said, "Is this worthy of your master?"
"Who is the master? He is the most powerful prodigal!"
"Let's not mention that my Nine Dragons Burning Heaven Cauldron has been used to hit people. Let's just say that Leng Wufeng went out with his master. When he returned to the sect, he was already preparing to use the seven knives to chop wood. Now you are planning to use this broken bow.
Offer it up?"
"You have too few opportunities to stay with the master. You still need to improve in terms of being a prodigal. I will remind you more in the future."
???
Hearing the words of the blood-eating mantis, Hong's whole body went numb during the day!
He never expected that Blood-eating Mantis and Leng Wufeng would reach such a crazy level of prodigality.
Although he was shocked, he understood one thing. The blood-eating mantis was right to remind him!
"Handsome, how do you think I should use this Star Soul-Destroying Bow?"
At this time, Bai Tianhong also looked at the blood-eating mantis as if asking for advice.
"I've already thought about it for you."
"You are now a Dual Sword (Arrow) monk, and the master may give you a big sword with a powerful weapon spirit in the future, so I have thought of a way to solve it once and for all!"
"When you return to the sect in the future, insert the long sword into the wall and leave the hilt, and then hang the Star Soul-Destroying Bow on the hilt, then you can hang your pants!"
After saying his thoughts, the blood-eating mantis couldn't help but show a look of pride.
stare!
However, after Bai Tianhong heard this, his eyes widened instantly, filled with a look of disbelief.
"You are handsome and bloody. Using the Star Soul-Destroying Bow to dry your pants is a bit disrespectful!"
"Besides, as a monk, you don't need to wash your private things at all. Even if you wash them, you can still use your spiritual power to dry them instantly!"
crazy!
Bai Tianhong was really going crazy, using such a powerful Star Soul-Destroying Bow to dry his pants. If other archery masters saw this, they would be pissed to death!
"Then just keep offering it!"
"You have to understand one thing, just like my Nine Dragons Burning Heaven Cauldron, its main purpose is to hit people, and alchemy refining is just a part-time job!"
"Don't say I didn't remind you. If you don't spend your money properly and ascend to the upper world in the future, your master may not necessarily give you a better bow weapon!"
After saying that, the blood-eating mantis walked directly to the side. He had said everything that needed to be said. Whether he could understand or not depends on Bai Tianhong himself.
A few minutes later.
Zhang Dongfeng and Zhao Ting stood at the door again, letting the wind slap them on the face.
"A longbow with a weapon spirit!"
"Even the weapon spirit has attracted the calamity clouds of heaven!"
"Such a terrifying long bow was actually used by that old man Bai to dry his pants. Zhang Guoshi, can you still withstand it?"
Zhao Ting looked at Zhang Dongfeng aside with a wry smile and asked.
"After being defeated like this, I am completely convinced!"
"It doesn't matter whether I can withstand it or not. I'm just worried about whether the Purple Arrow God of War can withstand this scene when we get to the Imperial City!"
Speaking of this, Zhang Dongfeng suddenly looked at Ye Feng, who was sleeping soundly in the corner, with a flash of panic in his eyes, and said to himself: "Others may not have noticed, but I saw it. One glance, just one glance, wiped out the heavenly calamity cloud.
How terrifying are you!"
Early the next morning!
I can sleep so well!
Seeing Ye Feng stretching and finally waking up, whether it was Zhang Dongfeng, Zhao Ting, Bai Tianhong and Blood-eating Mantis, they were really convinced by Ye Feng's focus on sleeping!
"Fuck!"
"What is that, an otherworldly clothes drying rack?"
When Ye Feng saw the Star Soul-Destroying Bow hanging on the wall of the room and the wet panties on it, he was completely shocked!
"Lao Bai, it has to be you!"
"I didn't expect the Star Soul-Destroying Bow to be of such use. You have finally found the correct way to use the Star Soul-Destroying Bow. Don't worry, I will get you a better one when we get to the upper realm!"
After the shock, Ye Feng also gave high recognition to Bai Tianhong's operation.
After the endless coma, Shi Yu suddenly stood up from the bed.
He took a deep breath of fresh air, his chest trembling.
Confused, confused, and all kinds of emotions came to my mind.
Where is this?
Afterwards, Shi Yu subconsciously looked around and became even more confused.
A single dorm?
Even if he was successfully rescued, he should be in the ward now.
And my body...how could I not have any injuries at all?
With doubts, Shi Yu's eyes quickly swept across the room, and finally his eyes rested on a mirror beside the bed.
The mirror showed his current appearance. He was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he looked very handsome.
But the problem is, this is not him!
My previous self was a handsome young man in his twenties who had been working for a while.
And now, no matter how you look, this appearance is that of a high school student...
This change left Shi Yu stunned for a long time.
Don't tell him that the operation was successful...
My body and appearance have all changed. This is not a matter of surgery or not, but magic.
He turned into a completely different person!
Could it be...that he traveled through time?
In addition to the mirror placed beside the bed, which was obviously not feng shui-friendly, Shi Yu also found three books next to it.
Shi Yu picked it up and took a look. The title of the book instantly silenced him.
"Essential Animal Breeding Manual for Beginner Breeders"
"Postpartum Care of Pet Pets"
"Evaluation Guide for Interracial Beast-Eared Girls"
Shi Yu:???
The names of the first two books are pretty normal, but what happened to the last one?
"cough."
Shi Yu looked solemnly and stretched out his hand, but his arm soon stiffened.
Just when he was about to open the third book and see what it was about, his brain suddenly felt a sharp pain, and a large number of memories came flooding back.
Icefield City.
Pet animal breeding base.
Intern pet breeder. Provide you with the fantasy of the great god fighting Tianhen: I, invincible start from the prodigal!