Chapter 22 Continuous development of cow functions
"Xiaoyu is right." Li Xuemei said solemnly: "Now that we are living together as a family, my uncle knows whether we have money and how much money we have. If we take it out rashly, he will only think that we are spending money randomly again.
, you know, Yan Laoer just lost twenty taels."
Yan Laoer: "I understand what you mean. Safety is the first priority in everything. But if we go on the road together, I'm afraid we won't even have the chance to carry people on our backs. Why are these things rotten because we don't eat them or use them because we're afraid that people will know?"
He sighed and said with a tragic face: "Have you all forgotten who I am? I am Yan Laoer! I am famous for being lazy and good at eating, but I am not a thing. I cheat money and live my life under the influence of my eldest brother...
Do you think that with my reputation, do I have to hide some good things secretly? Do I have to hide some private money, do I have to meet some capable people in some crooked ways?"
Yan Yu was shocked when he heard this.
"Dad! You are so awesome. How did you come up with this? That's right! Yan Laoer must know a lot of bad friends. We know that he is a member of the Sunlight tribe and doesn't have half a copper in his pocket. Others don't know. I'm afraid even the uncle can't figure it out.
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This character is so good! He digs his money, sucks his blood, and drains his marrow..."
"Alas! Stop it, stop it!" Yan Laoer quickly stopped his daughter's excited mouth, "You can hide some private money, just have some connections and get some good things to cover it up, how do you want your father to harm your uncle?
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"Hey!" Yan Yu said happily, as if all the problems were solved at once. She didn't want to be a person who only cares about herself, because she was really afraid that others would discover their abnormality.
"Okay, hurry up and pack up, seize the time to relax for a while, don't you have to go out early?" Li Xuemei looked at their empty house and said, "I'll leave with you early. If I'm at home, I have to guard against Da Ya.
Come here, we haven’t locked the door yet, as the tutors from my uncle’s family won’t come in, and they won’t find out what’s going on in our house.”
"I haven't read what's written on this bamboo slip yet." Yan Yu protested. Her worries were solved and she immediately put them behind her. Looking at the things she had returned from the transaction, she was so excited that she didn't want to sleep.
"All the oil lamps are sold. If you want to go blind with this little moonlight, go to bed quickly!"
As soon as Li Xuemei showed off her power, Yan Yu rolled onto the bed without hesitation.
Yan Laoer was also very excited. He couldn't sleep for a while and said, "Do you know why my soil came so quickly? It was our new cow who helped me dig it!"
Yan Yu rolled to her father's side and whispered: "What's going on? Tell me, tell me."
"I originally thought of digging near the cow. It would protect me from being seen. But I didn't expect that cow is really smart. When it saw me working, it helped me pull with its hooves. In a short time, half of the bag was filled.
,so fast!"
"Then this cow is quite discerning!" Yan Yu praised.
Then her eyes shone, she arched her father and said, "Dad, tell me I can ride it. I haven't ridden a cow yet, hahaha! It should work. I will definitely try it tomorrow."
Yan Laoer also joined in the fun: "I'll come first. If there's no problem, you can go up and play. Haha, when I was a child, I saw the big dogs raised by others and wanted to go up and ride them. You can just follow me and don't see the big dogs.
Your cousin’s dog just pulled its hair and kicked up..."
"Shut up, both of you! Go to sleep!" Li Xuemei couldn't listen anymore. It was all about the same thing, one was riding an ox and the other was riding a dog, nothing serious.
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It was still dark again, and I don’t know whose chickens in the village were competing for the first crow every day. Yan Laoer sat up with a flutter, woke up for a while, and saw that the couple were still sleeping soundly, so he quietly took the piece of lunch.
Meat goes into the kitchen.
He was going to mince the lunch meat and make porridge.
He still took Doctor Cui's words to heart that day and told Lao Yan to drink more meat porridge to replenish his body.
Not only Lao Yan, but the whole family needs it.
Make a fire, wash the rice, cut the lunch meat into mince...
He stood at the kitchen door and looked at the cows in the yard, and the cows looked at him.
I waved to the cow, and the cow came over with steady steps.
"Help me watch and light the fire, and shout when the water boils. Can you do it?"
The cow nodded.
Yan Laoer was filled with joy. He just tried it, but he didn't expect it to work!
He went back to the house, woke up the two of them, and then started transporting things out.
Hearing the sound of "moo", Yan Laoer hurried to the kitchen, pulled out two sticks of firewood, and turned the fire to low.
He came out and touched the cow's head and praised: "You really work."
After putting the cattle on the carriage, Yan Laoer lifted up a thick layer of wheat straw and secretly hid the things inside.
Then he filled a basin with half a basin of water and sent it to his wife and daughter-in-law.
I rinsed my mouth randomly, wiped my face, dipped some water in it and smoothed my long hair that I hadn't washed for several days, I couldn't help but feel upset.
Why did the ancients keep their hair long? Dolisuo is short!
It was such a hot day and he couldn't wash himself, so he wanted to shave his head.
The family had a sip of hot porridge in the kitchen. Li Xuemei thought it would be better to tell Daya to save her family from worrying.
Yan Laoer also called his eldest nephew and told him that his family was going to town and there was porridge in the kitchen pot.
Then while the eldest nephew and niece were still confused, they hurried out the door.
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"I never thought I would have the opportunity to experience the fun of driverless driving in this life!" Yan Laoer said with emotion.
The family was lying on their backs on the bullock cart one by one.
It was early in the morning, and the weather was not too hot yet. The cows were trotting at a steady speed, with a small breeze blowing, and there was only a slight bump in the ground under their bodies, which was covered with thick wheat straw.
Yan Laoer hummed a tuneless song:
"The speed is twenty miles, and the mood is free..."
After singing the wrong words and out of tune for a long time, Yan Laoer stopped and said: "We have run quite far. If we keep running we will almost reach the town."
Yan Yu got up, holding a straw on his head, and looked around.
"Let's go over there."
The cow listened to her words and started to turn.
Finding a secluded place, Yan Laoer started to light the stove.
They plan to try salting the meat and smoking it to make jerky.
You can't think about eating and drinking for the moment, but you also have to prepare for the next journey.
Li Xuemei was rubbing salt there, while Yan Laoer was picking branches and hay around.
Yan Yu's eyes rolled as she climbed from the frame to the cow.
While climbing, he whispered: "Ox, you know who I am, my red boy, don't move, wait for me to climb up, you can carry me around twice."
The cow stood motionless. When she finally climbed onto the cow's back and grabbed the two reins, her voice became thinner and shriller uncontrollably: "Turn left and walk slowly."
"Hahaha! Turn around, turn around, and walk back and then back again."
"Take two steps at a trot, don't go too fast."
"A little faster."
"Ah! I'm so happy! Run and drive!"
Li Xuemei was too lazy to pay attention to her at first, as she was a smart cow anyway, but her daughter ran back and forth like a madman, bringing up a cloud of ash, which hit her head and face. She couldn't help but roar: "Yan Yu, come back here