"What do you think, have you really decided to leave? Without telling them?"
It was still Easter Island, Huang Shang and the drunken Deadpool stood side by side. At the same time, the figure of the ancient master appeared out of thin air, smiled at Huang Sang and asked: "You fooled them enough, how about you?"
Wouldn't it be irresponsible to leave without saying a word?"
Unlike others, Master Gu Yi knew very well that the words Huang Shang, Professor X and others said about traveling through time and space and saving the world were all deceptive talk.
In fact, if Huang Shang and his second personality had not traveled to this world, then this world would not have suffered such a catastrophe. As a result, he was also severely cheated. He has not recovered from his injuries and is still suffering from the impact of time.
The various backlashes of force.
"If I really don't leave, then it's you, the Supreme Mage, who should worry."
Hearing Gu Yi's words, Huang Shang smiled and said, "And I didn't completely fool them. At least I did save a lot of people, didn't I?"
"That's true..."
"Compared with all the futures in the past, this timeline can be considered the best..."
Gu Yi did not deny that although Huang Shang deceived Professor X and others miserably, he also saved many people and even completely changed the future.
Not only did the shock wave, Howard Stark and others survive, but even Dormammu was injured by Odin and was unable to invade the earth again in a short period of time. In addition, Thor and Loki, who had greatly increased their strength, and were defeated by Odin.
With the Dark Legion and Thanos wiped out, many superheroes on Earth will have to face far fewer threats and challenges in the future.
More importantly, although Huang Shang suddenly disappeared without even saying hello, as long as there is no evidence that Huang Shang is absent or dead, he will always be a threat to enemies inside and outside the earth, making people afraid to act rashly.
.
This is already the best ending.
"Okay, it's time to go..."
Huang Shang smiled slightly, then moved his gaze to Deadpool and said, "Help me find Yurou and the others, and then take me there!"
However, the next moment, a speechless look appeared on Huang Shang's face.
At this moment, Deadpool was still drooling drunkenly, with a silly smile on his face covered with lipstick marks: "Hey hey hey... have another drink... little sister, don't leave..."
"Little Wilson also wants to have an in-depth communication with you... Believe me, I'm okay..."
While talking, Deadpool drunkenly unbuttoned his pants. It was obvious that this guy was still drunk and still immersed in the dream of enjoying the colorful world with Howard Stark.
(—.—)
boom!
The next moment, with the sound of a gunshot and a large amount of brain matter flying around, Deadpool, who was unbuttoning his belt, fell directly to the ground.
"Oh, my head..."
After a while, Deadpool stood up covering his head and couldn't help complaining to Huang Shang: "Damn it, man, if you keep messing with my head like this, sooner or later I will be beaten stupid by you."
"Believe me, you can't be more stupid."
Huang Shang curled his lips and said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, take me to find someone quickly!"
"Just look for it, but tell me who you want to find first."
Deadpool rubbed his head, and then said with a mean smile: "Let me guess, I'll look for you first, right? Hehehehe..."
"Ahem..."
Looking at Deadpool's mean smile, Huang Shang coughed dryly and said: "Yu Rou is proficient in the laws of space and can use the power of space better than me. Only by finding him can we find others faster, so...
"
"No need to explain, I understand, hehehe..."
Deadpool chuckled, then looked at himself, scratched his head, and finally looked at a public toilet in the distance, his eyes lit up: "Come, follow me to the toilet..."
"What do you want to do?"
Looking at Deadpool's malicious smile, Huang Shang immediately showed a vigilant look.
"Of course I have to go to the toilet...hehehehe..."
Deadpool gradually smiled, but then he looked at the muzzle of the gun that Huang Shang had raised, and immediately changed his words: "The matter leading to the alien plane is very complicated. I tell you that you don't understand it. Just follow me."
"Don't worry, I promise to take you to your mazi's world, but it's not that easy to find him."
Having said this, Deadpool walked towards the toilet carelessly, and Huang Shang could only follow behind him helplessly.
"Okay, here it is."
When he reached the door of the public toilet, Deadpool stopped, took a very shameful posture, and said: "Man, how about my poss, am I like a superhero?"
"I just feel so ridiculous. Is this also the preparation that needs to be done before traveling through time?"
The corners of Huang Shang's eyes twitched slightly. If traveling through time was so shameful, then he might have to find another way to travel through time.
"No, I just think there must be a cool debut in another world."
"I can only determine the world I'm going to, but I can't determine where I am in that world. Maybe it's the center of attention?"
Deadpool said enthusiastically: "This is our X-Agent team's first time travel operation..."
"Who followed you on X-Force?"
"I don't want the team to be wiped out, and I don't want to have the good luck of Domino's."
Huang Shang looked disgusted: "And X-Force is obviously a copycat of the Suicide Squad from DC next door. They are also called X-Force. They are much more famous than X-Force. They have produced many independent movies."
"That's because they have Harley Quinn. I'm embarrassed to point it out to you. Are you watching a movie? Are you looking at your thighs..."
"And X-Force is also on the road, so the second part will be better..."
The dead man said angrily: "On our side, apart from me, we are just a bunch of idiots, and the only female Domino has an afro!"
"..."
Hearing Deadpool's words, Huang Shang was immediately speechless.
Are you the only one who has the right to criticize others?
"Stop, I think there is no need to talk nonsense between us, take me through time immediately!"
The next moment, Huang Shang suddenly reacted, his face froze suddenly, and he raised the gun in his hand again: "Otherwise, I will definitely turn your little Wilson into a rubber tube that can only pee!"
He actually talked so much nonsense to the idiot in front of him, which meant that he was also infected by this bastard and started to bully him.
Otherwise, how could he argue with such a idiot?
"Okay, okay, let's start now!"
Deadpool is not afraid of death, but he is afraid that Wilson will not be able to regain his glory, so he muttered twice in the next moment, then rubbed his hands in excitement and said to Huang Shang: "Come on, lend me your space power."
I!"
"good!"
Huang Shang nodded, then took a deep breath, waved his right hand, and bright blue light swept out and poured into Deadpool's body.
"Oh oh oh oh oh, something hot is pouring in..."
"Ahhhhhh, I'm almost full, I'm about to overflow, I'm about to be spoiled..."
Being poured into the body by the huge space force, the dead man's eyes turned white and he let out a shameful scream. At the same time, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the toilet door, and opened it.
Behind the door is a slightly dirty toilet, which doesn't look out of the ordinary.
"That's it?"
Huang Shang was stunned when he saw that there was nothing strange about the toilet behind the door, but now Deadpool walked into the toilet excitedly and said with a strange smile: "Come in with me, Uncle Wade will show you the good things...
"
"..."
Listening to Deadpool's salty and strange smile, Huang Shang's eyes twitched slightly, suppressing the urge to blow this guy's head off again, and followed him into the toilet.
Then, Deadpool closed the toilet door, and the narrow toilet room suddenly became more and more crowded.
"It's great. You're trapped in a narrow toilet with a burly man. This plot is my favorite!"
"My dream has come true!"
After closing the door, Deadpool let out a weird laugh again, but the next moment, he felt the cold barrel of a gun pressing against the back of his head.
But the nature of seeking death made Deadpool scream again: "What is that hard thing on the back of my head? Is it Xiao Huang Shang? Please tell me yes!"
The answer is obviously not!
boom!
The next moment, a gunshot rang out, Deadpool's brains sprayed all over the floor, his body fell forward, and the door of the toilet was opened at the same time.