There was a time when Huang Shang liked watching comedies, but after watching them, he discovered a rule.
That is, never antagonize the characters in comedies!
This is especially true in those nonsensical movies, otherwise you might not even know how you died.
Faced with this kind of funny character who has no idea what his abilities are, of course you should stay away as far as you can...
"Well, I originally wanted to find a comedy to relax."
After hearing Huang Shang's words, Zhuge Youlong immediately shrugged his shoulders and said, "In that case, let's take a look again."
"You guys take your time and watch, I will choose two movies first."
The second personality glanced at everyone, and showed no resistance to Huang Shang's decision to choose two movies. He walked directly to the red robot and said, "Dahong, choose two ghost movies for me."
He is a demon among demons and practices the ghost way. What he is least afraid of are all kinds of ghosts. Even if he encounters the second personality of a super ghost at the peak of a saint, he is sure to take it down and even refine it into his own power.
"Okay, guest, please wait a moment."
Upon hearing the words of the second personality, Dahong nodded, and then the smile on his face slowly disappeared, turning into the cover of a movie, which surrounded it at an extremely fast speed.
In the end, two movie covers were selected. However, when seeing the covers of those two movies, the second personality's expression changed slightly.
One of the movies does not seem to be a product of the earth. The cover shows countless ghosts entangled in a blonde woman. The woman's body shines with holy brilliance, and her expression is extremely holy and serious, and the evil ghosts who are entangled in him have ferocious and greedy looks.
It forms a sharp contrast and looks very visually impactful.
Under the picture is written the name of the movie - The Passion of the Virgin!
It's just that neither the Madonna on the cover, who is obviously related to the Holy See, nor the countless ferocious evil ghosts, can attract the attention of the second personality, because at this moment, his eyes are locked on another movie poster!
It was a handsome man wearing sunglasses, black clothes and a black hat, and holding a pot of flowers in his hand!
Under this simple cover, there are three big characters written - "Returning to the Soul Night"!
"Grass……"
Looking at this movie cover, the second personality's face suddenly became a little gloomy, and he couldn't help but curse. Then he took a deep breath, turned to the red robot and said in a deep voice: "I said I
We want a ghost movie, not a comedy!"
"This is indeed a ghost movie!"
The red robot didn't know why and answered mechanistically: "This movie tells the story of a master ghost hunter catching ghosts. There is more than one ghost in it, but guests don't need to be too scared. This ghost movie is not very scary.
."
"Am I afraid of ghosts?"
"I'm afraid of him!"
After hearing what the red robot said, the second personality couldn't help but point at the cover and curse.
As Huang Shang said, never try to be enemies with the characters in funny movies, especially the protagonist.
And looking at many funny movies, this one is definitely one of the most difficult protagonists!
Didn’t you see that this guy can knock dead people back to life with just a bench? Can he fly with a newspaper stacked on top of an airplane hat?
You need to use cling film to catch ghosts, and you need to use chocolate to fight ghosts. I ask you if you are afraid!
"The movie has started, I wish our guests a happy viewing!"
However, this red robot was obviously not prepared to waste any more words with the second personality. After saying a few words, streams of rich blood light surged out of his body and instantly enveloped the second personality.
This blood light seemed to possess some irresistible power. At the moment when the blood light shrouded it, the second personality was swallowed up by the blood light without any resistance, and then was swallowed up into the blood machine along with the blood light.
human body.
…
"Not here anymore?!"
"Not the power of space?"
Seeing the second personality disappearing in the blood and being swallowed by the robot, Huang Shang's face changed, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and he asked in a deep voice: "Where did you do my friend?"
"The hyper-reality cinema provides an immersive movie-watching experience, allowing all guests to be 100% immersed in the movie."
The robot didn't seem to sense Huang Shang's murderous intention, or it didn't matter at all. It still had a restored smile on its face and said: "The guest just now has entered the movie world, and he will come back when the movie is over...
Of course, some guests will be addicted to it and stay in the movie forever, enjoying everything the movie world has to offer."
"Have you really entered the movie world?"
After hearing the robot's words, Huang Shang's pupils shrank slightly: "Isn't that very similar to the movie copy of Zhutian Paradise? Or there are other variables... This place is really full of dangers."
Thinking of this, Huang Shang took a deep breath and said in a deep voice to the people behind him: "You have also seen the specific situation. You must be careful when choosing a movie later, otherwise no one can guarantee what will happen."
"I don't have to be careful here. What can happen if I choose a pornographic film, haha."
Among the crowd, only Fallen was fearless and enthusiastic. He rubbed his hands and walked to the side of the red robot. He smiled: "Come on, make me a movie like that, you know..."
"As you wish!"
This red robot has an extremely high level of intelligence, so he quickly started to choose. Suddenly, countless movie covers appeared on his face again, and almost all of these covers were unsightly and extremely "forbidden"!
Looking at these continuously circulating covers, everyone present was attracted, especially those men, even Huang Shang was no exception.
After all, this is human nature...
Soon, the circulation speed of those covers gradually slowed down, and Fallen stared at those covers with piercing eyes, drooling almost.
To be honest, he had never indulged in pornography after being in the world of the war between humans and wizards for so long. Now that he had such a rare and excellent opportunity to experience it, he couldn't miss it.
He was even muttering in a low voice: "A little more, a little more, I want ten, no, preferably a hundred, two hundred, three hundred..."
As we all know, the strong men of the Witch Clan have strong energy and blood, and their desires are even stronger. At this moment, the depravity is almost unbearable!
However, the next moment, the smile on his face completely froze, and at the same time, the expressions of Huang Shang and others also froze.
Because when those circulating scenes finally stopped, the movie selected far exceeded everyone's expectations.
There are more people, and there are three hundred of them, but the problem is...
The cover is full of strong men with towering muscles, shiny bodies and greasy smiles on their faces!
Below is the name of the movie - 300 Spartans!
This is indeed a prohibited film, but it is another kind of prohibited film!
"Damn it, no, this is a substrate!"
"Fuck, don't, please!"
Seeing this scene, the fearless Depair suddenly became furious and even let out a sharp scream. At the same time, he jumped up and ran towards the door at the fastest speed in his life.
He doesn't play anymore!
Why don’t you stop playing?
However, although the speed of the fall was fast, the red light surging from the body of the red robot was even faster!
Before Fallen could even rush out of the cinema, a blazing red light had already enveloped him, and then an equally blazing bloody light erupted from Fallen's body, as if trying to resist the erosion of the red light.
But after just resisting for a moment, the blood light was swallowed up together with the Fall, and was sucked into the body of the robot, leaving only the scream of fear and despair of the Fall echoing in the air!
"No, don't—!"
PS: Here comes the fourth update, I didn’t expect it, hehehe.