Liu Ming quickly took over Liu Guang's words and said, "If I go to the Wu family, will the immortal Wu family have to recognize me as my father?"
Liu Guang snapped his fingers and said, "Hey, don't say it, I think it's very likely!"
Liu Ming hurriedly said, "Oh Dad, this is not OK! Those old people call us dads, then aren't we all the same age?"
Liu Guang thought for a moment, nodded and said, "What he said makes sense, then I will let him recognize me as a fucking grandpa. Is this okay?"
Liu Ming yelled: "I think it's OK!"
Liu Guang said at this time: "Actually, the Wu family all have some special hobbies. Not only Wu Qi likes to eat shit, but Mr. Wu likes to recognize his godfather, including Wu Donghai, he also has special hobbies."
"Is that true?" Liu Ming asked curiously: "What are Wu Donghai's hobbies? Could it be that he also likes to eat that thing?"
"That's not." Liu Guang said: "I heard that when Wu Donghai was young, he had a strong cuckold plot."
Liu Ming asked curiously: "Dad, what does the cuckold plot mean?"
Liu Guang said: "Hi, I just like to be cuckolded, and the more I wear it, the more I feel better he will be!"
Liu Ming exclaimed: "Is it so magical?"
"Of course!" Liu Guang laughed dryly with stiff face, saying, "It is said that Wu Donghai had a particularly lofty dream when he was young."
Liu Ming hurriedly asked, "What dream?"
Liu Guang said: "If you want to wear ten thousand cuckolds, you will feel that life is not perfect enough if you miss it!"
Liu Ming waved his finger and calculated, saying, "Dad, 365 days a year, wearing a cuckold every day, Wu Donghai will wear it for 30 years! The key is that his wife can't be idle all day long!"
Liu Guang laughed and said, "Look, you don't understand this. Who said that people wear one per day? Sometimes they wear several per day, or even several per day!"
When Liu Ming heard this, he immediately gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "If you don't say that the Wu family is awesome! It's really amazing!"
As he said that, Liu Ming asked again: "By the way, Dad, Wu Xin, do he have any special hobbies?"
"He?" Liu Guang laughed and said, "The Wu family is the most powerful one!"
Liu Ming asked curiously: "What's the matter?"
Liu Guang said mysteriously: "Actually, this bastard is a homosexual!"
"Ah?" Liu Ming exclaimed: "Is Wu Xin gay?!"
"Yes!" Liu Guang blurted out: "He is not only homosexual, but also the kind of character who is made by men inside! Let me tell you, don't look at him being so arrogant outside all day long, but in fact, he will immediately change when he closes the door.
Become a perverted fake girl! It is said that he likes to get along with strong men the most, and there are several at a time, very powerful!"
As he said that, he said again: "Do you know? There is a bodyguard named Zhang Zizhou beside Wu Donghai and Wu Xin and his son. This person is amazing! He was a super expert who killed people without blinking, but later he took him with him.
A few brothers followed the Wu family and his son as bodyguards, but this person was also homosexual, and was the type Wu Xin liked, so Wu Xin and these five bodyguards got together all day long, singing every night,
How happy!”
"My God!" Liu Ming exclaimed: "It turns out that the Wu family is so exciting to play! I am really ignorant!"
Liu Guang laughed and said, "Let me say that, the Wu family is one of them, all of them are perverts, beasts among beasts!"
Speaking of this, Liu Guang paused for a moment and still plucked up the courage to say, "But to be honest with you, Wu Donghai's wife is still very good-looking. She was also a famous beauty in the Suzhou and Hangzhou area back then!"
Liu Ming asked hurriedly: "Is it the one who likes to cuckold Wu Donghai and even prepares to wear ten thousand tops?"
"Yes, yes, it's her!" Liu Guang said with a fascination: "I really dreamed of coming with her last time! Let me also put a cuckold on Wu Donghai!"
Liu Ming hurriedly said, "Dad, I heard that she is always here, why don't you bring me one too?"
Liu Guang laughed and said, "Okay, then let's go now? It's not yet nine o'clock in the evening. We are driving quickly. We can get to Suzhou and Hangzhou by twelve o'clock, just so we can get to Wu Donghai's wife.
Take good care of us both!"
"Okay!" Liu Ming also smiled hurriedly, "Then let's set off now!"
At this time, Ye Chen pressed the button to stop recording and nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, it seems that you two are quite talented in crosstalk. Okay, run away quickly!"
Liu Guang asked with a sad face: "Master Ye, are you going to send this video?"
"Yes." Ye Chen nodded and said, "I'll send you TikTok to you right away. As soon as your crosstalk is on Douyin, you will probably become popular on the Internet immediately!"
Liu Guang was so scared that he shook his head and said, "Master Ye, can you post TikTok later? If you post it now, the Wu family will come to chase us soon..."
Ye Chen kicked Zhang Zizhou like a dead dog and said to Liu Guang: "Look at your cowardly look, what are you afraid of? The Wu family has brought these bodyguards in total. Now they are all lying here. What are you good about
Are you afraid? Are you afraid that Wu Donghai and Wu Xin will come to chase you two in person? I see that they may not be as good as you two. If you four fight, they will definitely suffer."
When Liu Guang thought about it, it seemed that this was true.
The Wu family is now unavailable in Jinling, so it takes time to transfer people from Suzhou and Hangzhou. By then, they and their son would have run away long ago.
Liu Ming said to Liu Guang: "Dad, let's go back and pack up quickly, and then drive to Yanjing overnight to buy the earliest plane to fly to Malaysia tomorrow. In this case, the Wu family will definitely not be able to catch us!"
Liu Guang sighed and said, "Our video offended the entire Wu family. I am afraid that they will be angry and will chase us both around the world at all costs..."
Liu Ming shivered and said with some concern: "Dad, the Wu family shouldn't be so powerful, right?"
"No?" Liu Guang sighed, "You don't know, Wu Donghai loves his wife the most... I'm afraid that we insult his wife like this..."
Ye Chen was too lazy to listen to the nonsense of the two of them here, and said lightly: "I'm going to upload the video soon. If you two want to run, run quickly, you can still survive. If you run slowly, don't blame me on the streets.
Give you a chance to survive!”
Liu Guang came back to his senses and hurriedly said, "Master Ye, let's leave now! Let's leave now!"
After saying that, he pulled Liu Ming and blurted out: "Go home and pack up, and go to Yanjing overnight!"
Liu Ming was also afraid of being chased by the Wu family, so he nodded in a hurry.
Immediately afterwards, the father and son ran away nervously and embarrassedly.
Hong Wu looked at the backs of the two and asked Ye Chen respectfully: "Master Ye, have you let them go like that?"
Ye Chen nodded and said, "Don't worry, they insulted the Wu family so much, and the Wu family will definitely try their best to chase them. They may not be able to live long. Even if they live long, they will be worried all their lives."
As he said that, Ye Chen smiled and said, "And they will never have the courage to return to China in their lives. They will wander around for the rest of their lives. Even if they die, they may not dare to return to China for burial. Otherwise, the descendants of the Wu family will definitely dig out their ashes and spread them out!