"Using human urine?!" Xiao Yiqian immediately said with a face full of embarrassment: "Isn't this... a little disgusting? Do you really need to use urine?"
Ye Chen snorted coldly: "Do you think I'm bluffing you?"
As he spoke, he pointed at Wei Yongzheng and said, "You must have been in the medicinal material business for many years. Let me ask you, do many ancient prescriptions use children's urine as medicine?"
"Yes, yes!" Wei Yongzheng nodded immediately and said, "Many ancient prescriptions require the use of children's urine as medicinal ingredients. In the south, there is even a tradition of using children's urine to boil eggs and eat them. It does have certain health effects."
With that said, Wei Yongzheng said to Xiao Yiqian: "Director Xiao, you don't have to worry too much. Children's urine in Chinese medicine is a very pure thing and not dirty."
Hearing that it was child urine, Xiao Yiqian's expression softened a little.
I used to watch a lot of costume movies and TV series, and this boy's urine was really frequently featured, so now that I think about it, it's not that disgusting.
However, just when he had just received the child's urine, Ye Chen suddenly said: "Actually, this medicine introduction cannot be made of child's urine, because child's urine is produced by the pure yang body of a woman that has not touched a woman, so child's urine
Yang Qi is extremely strong, and you already have qi and blood stasis. If you use baby urine again, it will only aggravate your condition!"
When Xiao Yiqian heard this, he asked in surprise: "Master Ye, do you have to use a girl's urine?"
"Not even girls." Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "To treat a disease like yours, you need to use the urine of an adult male, and the adult male must have slept with many women. The more, the better! Because he has slept with many women.
The more women you have, the more yin the urine will be, which will have excellent curative effect on your situation of qi and blood stasis."
Xiao Yiqian was stunned and couldn't help but ask: "Master Ye, do you still have a grudge against me, so you are deliberately playing tricks on me? Why do I feel more and more mysterious the more I listen to it?"
Ye Chen said calmly: "I, Ye Chen, can swear on my life that if you do exactly what I say, your ulcer will be cured by the medicine. If it doesn't work, I, Ye Chen, will make a thunderbolt."
After saying that, Ye Chen glanced at Xiao Yiqian with disdain and said: "That's it for now. If you don't believe it, then I have no other choice."
Seeing how sincere Ye Chen said it, Xiao Yiqian believed it in his heart.
At this time, Ye Chen saw that he still didn't believe it, and said: "In this way, with so many people testifying, if my medicine is ready and you are not completely cured within ten minutes of drinking it, I will give you 100 million."
Ye Chen spent 100 million to buy a 300-year-old top-quality purple ginseng at the auction of the Chinese Medicine Expo last time, so no one doubted that he could spend another 100 million.
When Xiao Yiqian heard this, he felt that Ye Chen was probably not trying to trick him.
Otherwise, if he spends 100 million to drink a piece of urine, then he will still die?
If I really risked my life and stamped my feet, I could make him the first in the world!
So he gritted his teeth and blurted out for the sake of his own roots: "Okay! Then it will be as you say!"
After that, he thought for a while and said seriously: "Master Ye, I haven't had many women in my life, but there are about a hundred, so it should be fine if I just drink my own urine, right?"
Ye Chen frowned and looked at him: "What are you thinking? If your own urine is useful, then do you still need to drink it? It has already been effective in your bladder!"
"Ah?" Xiao Yiqian blurted out: "You can't use mine yet? Whose should I use?"
Ye Chen looked around and said: "Come here, everyone present, please tell us how much experience you have in this field. Please answer honestly and don't brag, otherwise it will delay Dr. Xiao's treatment. You have to
Responsible!"
No one said anything, but you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally they all looked at the old man of the Wei family, Wei Yongzheng.
Who doesn’t know that Wei Yongzheng, the old man of the Wei family, was a romantic when he was young?
When he was young, he would eat his poisonous Zhuangyang recipe every day until he almost died at the age of sixty, so he should be the one who has the most women among the people present.
When Wei Yongzheng saw everyone looking at him, he suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment and said with a proud face: "I am dissatisfied with Master Ye who said that when Wei was young, he was more mature and had more women who liked me. I made a rough calculation
After all, it’s three to five hundred at least!”
Ye Chen nodded, pointed at Wei Yongzheng and said to Xiao Yiqian: "Okay, it's him."
Xiao Yiqian's expression was very ugly.
Let yourself drink the urine of a bad old man like Wei Yongzheng? Isn't this too fucking disgusting?
However, Ye Chen said that the more experience you have in that area, the better the effect will be.
Wei Yongzheng, a bad old man, can play better than himself. There really is no one more suitable than him right now...
So he had no choice but to grit his teeth and say: "Then... let's do it..."
Ye Chen nodded and said to Wei Yongzheng: "Come on, Mr. Wei, first collect two liters of pure water and hold it in to urinate. When you feel the urge to urinate, get a basin to connect it. When you have saved up to one liter, you will tell me."
"One liter!?" Xiao Yiqian almost collapsed: "Master Ye, this is too much..."
Ye Chen said: "What if the effect is not good if it is less? Are you trying to blackmail me for the 100 million?"
"No, no." Xiao Yiqian waved his hand hurriedly and said, "I was thinking about it. It only takes two mouthfuls. One liter is too scary..."
Ye Chen said seriously: "If you want to cure the ulcer in one step, you must drink a liter. Otherwise, if there are any sequelae, don't blame me."
Xiao Yiqian was very depressed, and he didn't know whether Ye Chen was playing tricks on him. It was obvious that he was serious about what he said, and he was willing to swear on his life, and also attached a promise of 100 million. He always felt that this guy was not playing on him.
At this time, the person who took the medicine came back.
According to Ye Chen's request, the dried and dehydrated medicinal materials alone weighed more than twenty kilograms.
Ye Chen said: "Here, divide these medicines into four parts, put each part into a casserole, add ten liters of water, and simmer over high heat for one hour, then mix the four parts of the medicinal soup together, cook for another half hour, and finally add forty liters of water
Boil to a liter.”
After saying that, Ye Chen said to Xiao Yiqian: "When the medicine is cooked and Mr. Wei has peed enough, you can drink one liter of medicine and one liter of urine. First drink the urine and then the medicine. Do you understand?"
Xiao Yiqian was really about to cry.
Two liters in one breath?! One liter of bitter Chinese herbal medicine, one liter of old man’s urine that is probably too sexy, this is simply fatal!
However, in order to cure his own root problem, he did not dare to bargain, but asked: "Master Ye, can you drink the medicine first and then the urine? In this case, the medicine will have a strong taste, and you will not be able to taste the urine if you drink it again.
"
"Are you kidding me?" Ye Chen said disdainfully: "Yao Yinzi, Yao Yinzi, of course you have to drink Yao Yinzi first, and then drink the medicine! You've got it all wrong. Is it the medicine that induces urine, or the medicine that induces urine?"