There was an explosion and thick black smoke floated out of a wooden house.
"Cough, cough!"
Following two coughs, a young man with a dark face emerged from the wooden house.
He pushed the door open without clearing it up, and slumped directly on the lounge chair at the door.
Then he took out the booklet and charcoal pen behind him and wrote something on it.
A black cat jumped down from the roof, landed on the young man's lap, and made a cheerful taunt.
"Hey, how many times has this happened?"
The young man didn't reply, just rolled his eyes and continued recording in the book.
Seeing this, the black cat climbed onto his shoulder, scanned the booklet with its golden eyes, and laughed: "It's the six hundred and eighty-sixth time. Today is the best time for you in the past eighteen years. This is the best time for you."
None of them succeeded."
"I said... why don't you just keep practicing and keep trying, and before the Demon Lord finds you, you will kill yourself first."
"fart!"
The young man only uttered two words, then put the booklet behind him and pointed to the cliff not far away.
"Even if I, Yu Xian, jumped from here and fell into pieces, I would never be able to practice!"
If others heard this, they would definitely laugh at this young man as a harbinger.
Countless people in this world have no qualifications if they want to practice cultivation, but he refuses to practice life or death.
It's not because Yu Xian is stupid, but because he... wants to leave this world as soon as possible!
One night eighteen years ago, when he was still in another world, lying on the bed and watching videos, his mobile phone hit him directly in the face.
Then he somehow got on the fast lane and met the legendary Lord of Hell.
According to that person, it was because of a mistake in the underworld that he, who originally had eighty years to live, came directly to the underworld.
Of course Yu Xian wants to go back!
But when he heard that the police had begun investigating whether someone had assassinated him and shared all the traces he left online with his relatives and friends, he didn't want to go back.
Traces left on the Internet, including but not limited to various browsing records, group chat records, etc.!
This is a pippi shrimp!
However, the underworld also gave Yu Xian two compensation packages.
One is to take the VIP channel, reincarnate quickly, and add eighty years of life to the next life without erasing the memory.
However, there is no restriction on race, whether it is a wild cat or a panda all depends on luck.
Thinking about the types of creatures on the earth, the probability of being randomly selected as a human is no less than buying a lottery ticket!
He doesn't want to be reincarnated as a long-lived Internet celebrity pig who can mentally calculate addition and subtraction within a hundred.
The second option is to go to another world and be reincarnated as an adult. After dying, you can come back to receive the compensation package prepared for him.
He is 1.8 meters tall, has eight-pack abs, is a top-notch rich second generation, has a genius IQ, and has top-notch luck. As long as a human being can do it, all the hardware and software conditions that can be thought of will be arranged for him!
But the premise is...to die!
Once he fails to achieve this goal, he will have no choice but to take the first path.
Isn't this easy?
Isn't it just a matter of eating and waiting to die? Just do what you have done in the past twenty years again!
But after he was reincarnated, he felt that he had been cheated.
This strange world is a world of cultivating immortals!
It doesn’t matter if there is no internet, no electricity, and no Coke. When walking on the road, you still have to worry about whether you will offend someone’s eyes, and then you will be killed inexplicably!
The Immortal family doesn't care about any human laws.
End of life!
This does not include being killed!
If you don’t want to be killed, you have to become stronger. If you want to become stronger, you have to practice. But if you break through in practice, your lifespan will increase!
Yu Xian likes to read novels, including novels about cultivating immortals, but reading them does not mean that he has to like cultivating!
There are tens of thousands of words in a set of exercises, and I have to recite the entire text without speaking. I also have to sit there with my legs crossed for most of the day!
How can this thing be compared to the interaction with the two-dimensional lady with a sweet voice on the screen!
However, this is also a matter of probability. As long as you stay at home and don't go out, you can minimize this probability.
But just when Yu Xian was about to completely become a homebody, a cat suddenly jumped out and told him some bad news...
The body he is reincarnated into belongs to the Demon Lord.
Demon Lord.
That is the legend of the entire Tianxuan Continent!
This man once single-handedly defeated all the geniuses in the world, and then broke through to the legendary terrestrial fairyland, established the Demon Palace, and ruled the Tianxuan Continent for thousands of years!
But at some point, the Demon Lord suddenly disappeared.
Rumors spread all over the Tianxuan Continent, and the owner of the Tianming Building at that time sacrificed his own cultivation and life to calculate the secrets of heaven in exchange for the truth.
The Demon Lord is dead!
But when the nine stars fall, this person will return to the world!
What a coincidence, something went wrong when the King of Hell gave it away.
When the Nine Stars fell, he stuffed Yu Xian's soul into the Demon Lord's body!
From his mother's womb, Yu Xian inherited the body, qualifications, and destiny of the Demon Lord in this life!
But the Demon Lord’s soul does not know where it has gone.
The crux of the problem is...this Demon Lord has memory!
It’s just that I don’t know when his memory will be awakened, but once the memory is awakened, this person will definitely come to Yu Xian as soon as possible!
Whether it is to seize the body or simply kill him directly, it is not considered the end of his life!
Even if the Demon Lord does not have this body, as long as his memory is awakened, with the experience he has accumulated over thousands of years, he will be able to reach the top again in less than ten years!
Will it not be easy to deal with a salted fish by then?
Since this was another work error caused by the underworld, they simply gave Yu Xian a compensation benefit.
Well, it’s this weird black cat.
Apart from reminding him of his fortune every day, it has no other function.
Today is what Black Cat said was his luckiest day in eighteen years!
"Hey, then you can dance!"
The black cat sneered, jumped down from Yu Xian's body, and made an invitation gesture with its front paws: "Come on, come on, uncle, please come here. I only need to jump lightly and I can send you back to the underworld in five seconds, sister."
I can also complete the mission and go back in advance~"
Yu Xian rolled his eyes.
He has endured for eighteen years, so naturally he will not give up so easily.
The experiment just now was his counterattack against the world!
If you don’t cultivate immortality, can you still do scientific research?
As the saying goes, all fear comes from lack of firepower!
As long as you figure out the formula of gunpowder and then slowly light up the technology tree, are you still afraid that these bodies will become mortal?
That's what he said, but he was a scumbag in his last life. It would be good if he could remember monosulfide, dinitrate, and charcoal. Where can he know the detailed ratio?
Eighteen years!
My own technology tree doesn't even have gunpowder. Is it really possible to use technology to fight against cultivating immortals?
puff!
While Yu Xian was thinking, a soft sound suddenly exploded.
I saw a trace of blood rising in front of my eyes, and suddenly transformed into a young girl. She jumped forward and fell on Yu Xian.
The strong smell of blood instantly penetrated into his nose and throat, and Yu Xian couldn't help but frown.
He knew this person.
Mino, a golden elixir-level demon cultivator who belongs to the Demon Palace!
At the same time, he is also the first person in this world to think that he is the Demon Lord.
Since then, this girl has changed her tricks every day to stimulate herself and want him to embark on the path of cultivation.
In order to show off the wonderfulness of cultivation and guide the practice, he even used assassination later. Although it was a fake assassination, the color of the world changed at that time, which really shocked Yu Xian.
It was also from that time that Yu Xian began to study the proportion of explosives.
"Emperor...Emperor..."
Mino slowly raised his head, and just as he was about to come forward to speak, Yu Xian slapped him down.
"Stop talking, you will vomit blood all over me later and I will have to wash my clothes."