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Chapter 338 Toilet God of War Lin Baici

 The moon was bright and clear, and the kobold's tall and muscular figure left a long shadow on the ground.

"Run separately!"

The two women ran together just now to take care of each other and seek a sense of security, but after being targeted by the monster, they immediately dispersed.

Let's try our luck!

Whoever is targeted will be unlucky!

The kobold's head swayed from side to side, and its cervical vertebrae made a clicking sound. It did not chase immediately, but began to count down.

ten!

Nine!

eight!



In the lobby on the first floor, everyone gathered in front of the iron gate to watch what was going on outside.

"What is it doing? Giving up on killing?"

Dorisanne was puzzled.

"It's pretentious!"

Huang Huangxiang spat, this muscular dog was too confident and completely treated humans like ants.

"Let's go upstairs quickly?"

Hua Yueyu suggested.

"Look again!"

Li Yintong stared at the kobold with wide eyes. If she didn't kill it, she would encounter it sooner or later, so she wanted to get more information.

When the number of kobolds reaches one, they face the woman on the left, lean forward to 45 degrees, and push the ground with their right foot.

Whoosh!

It rushed out and was behind the woman in the blink of an eye.

When the woman heard the sound of breaking wind, she suddenly turned around and slashed with her sword.

Snapped!

The kobold didn't dodge, and directly punched the woman on the wrist holding the knife. It was accurate and hard.

boom!

The woman's forearm was fractured and then fractured. Under the force of the jab, the skin on the arm was torn, and the half of the arm holding the machete flew out.

"ah!"

The woman screamed in pain, but as soon as the sound left her mouth, the kobold's big hand like a millstone stretched out, slapped, and grabbed the woman's face.

"Your purity is too low!"

After the kobold finished speaking, he exerted force with his five fingers, and all the muscles on his right arm instantly swelled, making the entire arm look like it was swollen.

Snapped!

Just like crushing a piece of cake, the woman's head was crushed hard, and blood and brains flowed all over the floor along the kobold's fingers.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Nima!"

The hall was filled with swear words and everyone was frightened.

This monster is so cruel, it has reached the extreme level of violence!

The kobold turned his head, looked at the woman who fled into the woods, and chased her.

"That woman is dead!"

The working uncle took a puff of his cigarette.

"Not necessarily. There is not enough light in the woods now, and there are many trees. She can't run away from the monster, but she can hide!"

Li Yintong retorted.

"Can't hide it!"

Lin Baici curled his lips: "That monster has a dog's head and must have a good sense of smell!"

Everyone was silent. Lin Baici's analysis was completely possible.

"Why do you care whether she lives or lives?"

Dorisan urged: "Lin Shen, let's leave quickly. After that monster kills that woman, it will definitely come back. By then it will be too late to leave!"

Everyone had the same idea. Since they could no longer see the fighting situation, they quickly retreated, so everyone ran upstairs.

【Don't run, whoever runs will die!】

[The kobolds will kill those who leave the hall first!]

"Anyone who wants to run can run away, but the kobolds will kill him first."

Lin Baici frowned. According to Nagami's comments, this battle is inevitable, so how can we win?

He began to recall what Nagami had just said about the kobold.

"What do you mean? You want to stay and fight that monster?"

Huang Huangxiang was shocked: "Don't do stupid things!"

Isn’t it good to be alive?

"ah?"

Dorisan ran out of ideas for a moment and looked at Pogba.

Pogba frowned and stared at Lin Baici. Lin Shen was not a brainless man, so what was his purpose?

It’s hard to guess, but Pogba remembered the torture and pain he suffered from being grilled at high temperatures on the 10th floor!

No matter, take a gamble!

"I'm not leaving either!"

Pogba touched the head of the doll on his shoulder.

"Holy shit!"

The red-haired woman was about to leave, but Lin Baici's decision made her hesitate and asked Gao Heng in a low voice: "What are you going to do?"

Gao Heng was confused.

Did this kid discover something?

"Should we leave or not?"

"Aren't you going to stay and wait to die?"

"Lin Shen, what do you mean by this?"

Everyone asked urgently and wanted an explanation.

"I advise everyone not to leave and find a way to kill the kobold here!"

Che Zhengshuo put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker, looked at Lin Baici, and suggested to everyone: "As Lin Shengang said, the kobold's sense of smell should be very sensitive. We can't escape it even if we run to the ends of the earth.

Instead of being killed one by one, it is better to besiege it."

"The problem is that we can't beat it!"

Li Yintong frowned and besieged?

Just kidding!

Not to mention that everyone is of different races and nationalities and is scattered, even if they are a team, they will all have their own thoughts.

This is human nature!

"Then you stay!"

The yin and yang young man in sportswear is Cha Zhengshuo.

"I definitely won't leave!"

Che Zhengshuo looked outside through the iron gate: "It's back!"

Everyone's nerves were tense instantly and they looked over.

The kobold does not walk normally, but stands on its head, supports the ground with both hands, and runs over, as fast as a 100-meter sprint champion.

"Fuck!"

The visual impact of this gesture was so strong that the athletic man couldn't stand it and ran towards the stairs.

"Are you leaving or not?"

The red-haired woman punched Gao Heng.

Gao Heng held the boning knife, with a constipated expression on his face, and looked at Lin Baici. He was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, showing genuine confidence.

"Damn, why is this kid so sure that the kobolds will kill those who run away first?"

Gao Heng took a deep breath: "Don't leave!"

"Lin Shen, let's go quickly!"

Dorisan persuaded and reached out to pull Lin Baici's arm. In her opinion, it was just right if the monster did not pursue her. If the monster did, Lin Baici would be there to support it.

But if you stay in the lobby, you will definitely have to fight.

"What the heck!"

Huang Huangxiang spit on his hand, then wiped his hair and made a slicked back: "Lin Shen, I believe in you!"

The kobold rushed up the steps upside down, without slowing down, and hit the glass door directly.

boom!

Wow!

The glass door shattered to the ground, and then the monster's muscles hit the iron fence like a battering ram.

boom!

Crunch! Crunch!

The iron fence door immediately made a heartbreaking sound, and a large piece protruded directly, and then flew out due to the huge impact force.

The screws that fixed the iron door and the wall were all blown away.

Phew! Phew! Phew!

They shot randomly like bullets, hitting the wall and becoming embedded in it.

The kobold came in, did a somersault, and returned to its normal standing posture.

Everyone felt like they were facing a formidable enemy.

Such a fierce and violent collision with the door did not leave any scars on its body, which shows how strong and solid its body is.

The kobold's big scarlet eyes glanced at everyone, and with a snap, he rushed towards the stairs and rushed up.

"Did it really go after those people?"

The red-haired woman was glad that she didn't leave.

"call!"

Gao Heng puffed up his cheeks and exhaled a breath.

Gudu!

Dorisanne swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

so close!

Fortunately, Lin Baici didn't listen to him.

Jesus secretly glanced at Lin Baici, his brows furrowed tightly, his face full of confusion, as if he was thinking about whether his wife had cheated on him.

He became even more afraid of Lin Baici. He always felt that this Kyushu man had some mysterious way to make the right decision.

"The bet was right!"

Pogba excitedly clenched his right fist and waved it three times.

"Why are you so happy? After it kills people, it will definitely come back!"

Huang Jinxiang frowned and turned to Gao Heng: "It's all your fault, you have to go out!"

"Then why didn't you stop me just now?"

Gao Heng retorted.

"Stop arguing, we are facing a formidable enemy, we must unite!"

The red-haired woman yelled, and with a respectful and flattering expression, she pleaded: "God Lin, Captain Jesus, it will be up to you later!"

"Why is he the forest god and I am the leader?"

Jesus asked back, his tone unkind.

"Well……"

The red-haired woman was stunned. She wanted to say that everyone called her that!

However, judging from the title alone, the surname + god is obviously a higher level than the surname + group leader.

"It's just a title, don't worry about it, come on, smoke, think about how to kill that dog!"

The working uncle continued to smoke.

There was no chance for discussion. The kobold killed people too quickly. It grabbed the athletic man who ran away first and walked down the stairs.

While walking, he played with the athlete's arms and head, as if he were playing with a doll.

The whole place was silent.

The athletic man let out a shrill scream due to the irregular twisting of his body's limbs.

The kobold walked into the hall: "I hate cowards!"

After saying that, it used both hands hard,

Tear!

The athletic man's screams suddenly stopped, his body was torn apart, and blood from his internal organs spilled all over the floor.

Hua Yueyu's little hand subconsciously grabbed Lin Baici's skirt.

A few people instinctively took a step back, but immediately heard the words of the kobold, and quickly stood back.

The kobold discarded the body and clapped his hands.

"In view of your courage to stay, I kindly declare that no matter who hits me until I bleed, I will let him leave!"

The kobold smiled slightly, his huge apple muscles bulging.

There was some noise at the scene, and everyone subconsciously looked at Jesus and Lin Baici.

If it's just 'bleeding', these two people should be able to pass the test, right?

But others are miserable.

"Lin Shen, don't leave us behind!"

Dorisanne cried.

"Oppa, if you don't have confidence, just run away and leave us alone."

Jin Yingzhen didn't want anything to happen to Lin Baici.

"Xiaobai won't run away!"

Hua Yueyu was depressed. He was such a burden and had to find a way to become stronger.

The kobold noticed everyone's gaze, looked at Jesus, and then glanced at Lin Baici: "It seems that you two are the strongest among these people!"

"So who do I choose?"

The kobold stretched out his index finger and tapped it back and forth on Jesus and Lin Baici, like a buffet diner wondering what to eat first!

"..."

Jesus looked unkind and glared at those who were looking at him. I will deal with you after I kill this dog.

Lin Baici took a deep breath, tightened the pipe wrench in his hand, and began to simulate the battle process in his mind so that he could respond in time when various situations arise.

"You seem to be ready?"

The kobold looked at Lin Baici: "Then I choose you!"

"Choose him! Choose him! He is very famous!"

Hua Yueyu didn't care if talking like this would make the kobold angry and get targeted. Anyway, she just wanted to divert trouble to the east and let Jesus be used as cannon fodder.

"Yes, he can definitely give you a hearty battle!"

Jin Yingzhen also spoke: "Aren't you a strong person? A strong person should challenge a strong person!"

Jesus was not chosen, and he was overjoyed. Now that he heard what these two girls said, he was almost angry to death. He really wanted to blow their heads off and kill them to death. However, at this time, he knew that it was better to say less.

"Is this the magic of love?"

Li Yintong sighed, she wouldn't dare to interrupt randomly anyway.

"Shut up!"

Lin Baici scolded him and took three steps forward. Just as he was about to make a request, the kobold laughed.

"Haha, I just saw that the atmosphere was too tense, just kidding!"

The kobold curled his lips: "Dueling is a big deal, how can you just choose anyone?"

"FUCK!"

Jesus was depressed but happy for nothing.

The expressions of others suddenly became nervous.

"Barking like a dog!"

The kobold suggested: "Whoever learns the least, I will choose the opponent!"

Everyone looked at each other, no one expected that this monster would come up with such a method of selecting people. It is not difficult, but it is a bit embarrassing.

"How do you think you have studied well?"

Dorisan asked: "There must be a standard that is recognized by everyone, right?"

"That's right, give me a standard, otherwise you won't have the final say?"

Redheads need fairness.

"If you learn well and shout quickly, I will rate you from these two aspects!"

The kobold explained.

"Woof woof!"

After the kobold finished speaking, a female voice called out. The voice was clear and loud, with the smell of trying to please the owner.

Everyone turned their heads and looked next to Lin Baici.

It’s that Hong Kong girl!

"Woof woof!" "Woof woof!"

Li Yintong barked twice more, stuck out his tongue, and licked the back of his hand, imitating a puppy.

"Quickly scream, what are you doing standing still?"

Taimei urged, there are no COS costumes here, otherwise I can learn to let this kobold treat me as the same kind.

"Woof woof!" "Woof woof!"

Dorisann screamed. Because she was anxious, she felt that it didn't look like it, so she screamed a few more times.

Seeing this, the others also lost their reserve and began to bark like dogs.

For a time, dogs barked one after another in the hall.

The kobold crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and showed an intoxicated expression, enjoying the atmosphere.

As the leader of the Statue of Liberty, Jesus still wanted to be proud, but looking at the muscles of this kobold, he chose to give it a try.

"The sacrifices we make now are for the sake of soaring into the sky in the future!"

Jesus looked around and found that everyone was busy imitating dog barking and had no time to pay attention to him, so he barked twice.

Woof woof!

"very good!"

The kobold was very satisfied, smiling and nodding. He listened for more than a minute before pressing his hands down to indicate that everyone could stop: "Everyone's shouting is good, but there is one exception!"

Whoosh!

Everyone looked back and forth to see who it was? Then they discovered that Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu were looking at Lin Baici anxiously.

Could it be Lin Shen?

"His imitation skills are poor?"

Gao Heng suddenly felt a sense of superiority. It turned out that Lin Baici was not incompetent.

"Why don't you scream?"

the kobold asked.

"What's the meaning?"

Everyone was stunned. Hearing this, Lin Baici didn't look like he was learning, or didn't scream at all?

"Are you humiliating me?"

Lin Baici narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at the kobold.

"Haha, don't get me wrong, I'm not humiliating you!"

The kobold laughed and looked at everyone present: "I am humiliating everyone present!"

"Rubbish!"

Along with these two words, the kobold stretched out his right thumb, turned it 180 degrees, and stabbed it down hard.

Wow!

There was a lot of noise at the scene, and everyone was furious, but thinking about the kobold's record, they all held it back.

"Don't you still want to bark like a dog? Then I'll choose you!"

The kobold intertwined its fingers and moved its joints.

Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu wanted to persuade them, but they couldn't get the words out of their mouths.

"Learn, and you won't lose any skin!"

Li Yintong poked Lin Baici's arm: "Jesus is the leader of the Statue of Liberty. He is already barking like a dog. Why are you embarrassed?"

"..."

Jesus felt like this was a curse.

"Stop trying to persuade me!"

Huang Huangxiang persuaded Taimei and patted Lin Baici on the shoulder: "If everyone can go back alive and have a drink together, I'll invite you!"

"Before the fight starts, I need to go to the toilet!"

Lin Baici threw the pipe wrench up, let it spin a few times, and then caught it with a snap: "Together?"

"..."

Everyone was confused, wondering what kind of plane Lin Baici was planning?

"Psychological warfare, right?"

Gao Heng speculated.

"..."

The kobold frowned, a little surprised by the man's calmness.

"What's wrong? The holy sword is too small, so you don't dare to show it to people?"

Lin Baici curled his lips and glanced at the kobold's briefs.

"I'll take it!"

Li Yintong's mouth opened wide in shock. She really wanted to ask Lin Baici, are you afraid that this monster will show mercy and not beat you to death?

Why are you stimulating it so much?

The others immediately looked at the kobold, and sure enough, the monster's face turned red.

"Walk!"

The kobold strode towards the depths of the first floor, where there was a public toilet.

Lin Baici followed.

"noob!"

"Oppa!"

The two girls looked at Lin Baici worriedly.

"Wait for me here and be safe!"

Lin Baici reassured: "Yijisheng, protect them!"

"You still owe me several girlfriends!"

Yi Jisheng sniffed: "Don't die!"

"Brother Lin..."

Li Yintong wanted to say a few words, but Lin Baici ignored her at all, which made her very depressed.

Seeing Lin Baici and the kobold walking into the depths of the corridor one after another, everyone immediately went crazy.

"Lin Shen cares about face too much. A man can bend and stretch, so what's wrong with him?"

Some people think Lin Bai's resignation is not worth it.

"I'm just afraid that if I keep giving in, I'll never be able to stand up again!"

Gao Heng sighed.

Lin Baici's move made him admire him.

"Why do you do this?"

Yangma doesn't understand.

"In our Europa, if a noble fails in a war, he will surrender and pay the ransom to go home!"

Pogba explained: "But people from Kyushu will choose to die for their country."

"They have an old saying, it's better to be in pieces than in pieces!"

Some people are willing to bark like dogs in order to survive, but there are always some people who are unwilling!

"Do you think Lin Shen can win?"

The red-haired woman asked softly.

"Disaster!"

Gao Heng felt that there was little hope. In this apartment, the sacred objects could not be used, and the god hunter could not exert 100% of his combat effectiveness.



The walls in the corridor were peeling off in spots, the energy-saving lamps on the ceiling radiated dim light, and a dozen moths were flying around the light bulbs.

Their shadows fall on the wall, like the ancient gods of the Cthulhu mythology, dancing some kind of weird psychic dance.

Da da da!

The kobold's hiking boots stepped on the dusty concrete floor, and he followed Lin Baici into the public toilet.

The place is not small, with eight pits and ten urinals, but I don't know who didn't flush the toilet after using it, and the bathroom was filled with a stinky smell.

The kobold glanced at Lin Baici. It thought that this human being going to the toilet was just an excuse and wanted to find an opportunity to sneak attack on it.

Humph, then he will be disappointed!

The kobold clenched his fists and prepared for battle, but the human walked towards a urinal.

Lin Baici lowered his head, looked at the urinal blocked by debris, and unfastened his belt.

"Am I worrying too much?"

The kobold walked over quickly and stood next to Lin Baici. He took off his briefs and was about to release the water. The originally confident and proud smile froze on his face as he lowered his head and glanced at Lin Baici's big sword.

The dog god is above!

Is this too big? Are you a dog, or am I a dog?

Lin Baici lowered his head and glanced to the side, then looked sideways at the kobold, the corners of his mouth raised, and a smile overflowed.

hehe!

"Axiba!"

The muscular kobold suddenly felt a little inferior. It subconsciously turned to the side, trying to avoid Lin Baici's gaze.

Xiba!

I'll beat him to death later and turn him into a pile of rotten flesh!

The moment the kobold turned his head sideways, Lin Bai moved, holding the affair pipe wrench in his hand, and like a thug, he hit the kobold on the back of the head.

go to hell!

Minced meat strike!

call!

The pipe wrench made a powerful sound, ruffling the kobold's blond hair, and then hit it on the head.

boom!

The huge force pushed the kobold's head forward and hit the graffiti-covered wall.

boom!

The tiles on the wall were hit and shattered radially with a crash.

Lin Baici picked up the pipe wrench and struck violently.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

At this time, Lin Baici was like a plumber who was blocked by her husband at home when he was having sex with his beautiful aunt. So he got angry and started killing people with a pipe wrench.

"Die to me!

Lin Baici exploded with all his strength.

How dare you follow me into the bathroom?

Don’t you know I’m the God of Toilet War?

When Lin Baici appears in the toilet holding the affair pipe wrench, his physical fitness will soar three times and his combat effectiveness will soar.

This means that in the apartment, the effect of the Power of the Colossus gloves on Lin Baici's hand was limited and could not be activated, otherwise Lin Baici could blow off the monster's head with one blow.

"ah!"

The kobold roared, without looking back, and swung its arm like an iron cannon, hitting Lin Baici's head.

Asiba,

I took all precautions, but I still fell into the trap. I guessed correctly, this human being really planned to sneak attack me!

The kobold was so angry that his face turned red with anger. It wasn't because he was hit on the head, it didn't matter if it hurt him a little bit, but because he was suppressed in terms of IQ.

I obviously guessed it...

But he was still beaten!

"ah!"

The kobold punched the wall.

boom!

The wall was rotten, and some red bricks were broken. The kobold grabbed a large piece and smashed it at Lin Baici.

It is very cautious. No matter how others hit it, it will try to hit it back!

So we must smash the back of Lin Baici’s head!

Lin Baici was brave and not afraid of death. He never retreated and attacked with force.

Come on, I have divine grace, so I’m afraid of you!

Bang bang... bang!

Lin Baici was extremely fast. Every time he swung the pipe wrench, he hit the brick in the kobold's hand. After two blows, it was smashed to pieces, and then the third blow hit it in the face.

boom!

The kobold's face finally bloomed, and blood splattered from his nose.

"Gan!"

Lin Baici muttered, this kobold's muscles are so hard!

You must know that these sneak attacks have activated the flesh-crushing strike. After this divine grace hits the enemy's body, it can destroy the muscle fibers and make it disabled, but it will not be very destructive when it hits this monster.

In fact, it is effective. The skin of dog meat people is very tough, and the light is dim, so it is not obvious. However, the subcutaneous tissue has been somewhat broken and internal bleeding has occurred.

The kobold who had suffered a big loss became angry and directly withstood Lin Baici's attack, charging to crush him to death.

Lin Baici immediately flew back to avoid its sharp edge.

Not urgent!

Be steady first!

It's a pity that the Bodhi Envoy's cassock cannot be used, otherwise calling the Muscle Buddha out will knock out all the yolks of the kobolds.

The kobold attacks and kills with jabs.

Swish! Swish! Swish!

Not to mention being hit by a fist, even the wind from the fist was extremely sharp, scraping across the face as if cutting with a knife.

Lin Baici dodged.

Ada Ada Ada!

The kobold screamed and started to attack continuously. It was very proficient in grasping the human body, so after seven punches, it knew the limit of Lin Baici's dodge.

"Chance!"

After the kobold forced Lin Baici into the corner of the bathroom, he suddenly pulled back his right arm, and then hit Lin Baici's head like a dragon spear thrown with all his strength by a dragon slayer.

"Asiba, go to hell!"

A ferocious smile appeared on the kobold's face, and it absolutely couldn't escape!

Lin Baici's eyes narrowed. The place was narrow and the range of movement was limited. Moreover, with the explosive power and flexibility of his waist and shoulders, he could no longer dodge the punch.

It can be said to be a must-kill!



"What's the noise?"

Taimei's ears suddenly twitched and she looked towards the corridor in surprise: "It seems like there's a fight?"

"No way?"

Huang Huangxiang raised his hands and looked: "Fighting in the toilet? How dirty!"

"Who cares about being dirty at this time? Winning is the way to go!"

Pogba doesn't care about this. If he can defeat the kobold and fight in a latrine, he doesn't care.

Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu looked at each other and immediately ran to the public toilet. Yijisheng and Taimei, one each, grabbed their arms.

"Don't cause trouble!"

Taimei scolded: "In a fight to the death, Lin Baici has no power to protect you!"

Bang! Bang! Bang!

There was a heavy thump, as if someone had been beaten.

"I feel like Lin Shen is going to die!"

Doris made a sign of the cross on her chest: "God bless!"

Everyone looked gloomy and thought so, but the next second, they heard the angry screams of the kobolds.

Isn't it?

Was it the kobold who was beaten?

This voice belonged to that monster, but could Lin Baici defeat it?

"It should be a sneak attack!"

Jesus analysis.

"Don't care if it's a sneak attack or not, as long as you can win!"

The red-haired woman stood on tiptoes and looked nervously toward the corridor.

"Everyone, should we go over and help?"

The handsome guy in the trench coat suddenly spoke.


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