In the future, you can wear these slippers when you go to the night market to eat skewers in the summer evenings. Then you won’t be afraid of mosquito bites.
Delightful!
After Lin Baici rummaged through the contents of the suitcase, he got a total of four sacred objects. He gained a lot. If he sold them, he could exchange them for a lot of meteor coins.
Lin Baici's eyes lit up and he knocked on his suitcase. With this gadget, he would not have to worry about his suitcase breaking halfway when traveling in the future.
"Sister, did I take these things?"
Lin Baici didn't know what to call the female white-collar worker, so he simply called her sister.
"Well, it's all yours!"
The woman with the headband nodded.
Lin Baici put all the loot into the suitcase, threw it into the black alms bowl, and then started wandering around.
The woman with the headband was rummaging around in the room, almost tearing down the entire house, and finally found an iron box the size of a book under a floorboard.
Open it, and there are two hard-covered documents inside.
The woman with the headband quickly flipped through it, then closed it. She finally breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.
"Now, this apartment belongs to us!"
The girl with her head wrapped is very happy.
The documents in her hand are the title deed and property ownership certificate of this apartment. Only by obtaining them can it be qualified to become the owner here and have the right to collect rent from tenants.
At the same time, the girl with the headband also got the privilege of being a landlord and avoiding death, that is, no matter what kind of injury she suffered, as long as she walked to the top of the building, jumped off, and fell to death, she would be able to resurrect in a healthy state.
"we?"
Lin Baici's heart skipped a beat. The meaning of this word was probably not too optimistic.
"Yes!"
The woman with her head wrapped stared at Lin Baici: "Don't you want to live here with me?"
"..."
Lin Baici was silent, what does this mean?
Bringing in a wife?
Seeing that Lin Bai refused to answer, the white-collar woman's expression became worse even though her face was wrapped in a bandage.
Click! Click!
The woman with her head wrapped quickly walked up to Lin Baici. Listening to the sound of high heels hitting the ground, you could tell that she was a little nervous, a little unhappy, and a little angry.
"you are not willing?"
The female white-collar worker raised her head and stared at Lin Baici.
"If I don't get out, I will eventually turn into a monster!"
Lin Baici's tone was sincere, saying that under the radiation pollution of the gods, human beings will eventually turn into dead flesh.
"Monster? Wouldn't that be better?"
The head-wrapped woman stretched out her hand and stroked Lin Baici's cheek affectionately: "No matter what you become, even if you are just a puddle of rotten flesh, I will never despise you!"
After the female white-collar worker finished speaking, she stood up on tiptoes and kissed Lin Baici on the mouth.
She was not kidding. To her, if Lin Baici's body and appearance were handsome, she would like it, but if it changed, it wouldn't matter.
Because what she loves is this man's soul.
"..."
This kind of feeling put a lot of pressure on Lin Baici.
The female white-collar worker couldn't help it anymore, raised one leg and wrapped it around Lin Baici's waist.
Having just experienced a life-and-death fight, solved the problem of the landlord, and became the owner of this apartment, the female white-collar worker felt that her life had reached its peak, and she wanted to taste this glass of victory wine with Lin Baici.
Lin Baici pushed the female white-collar worker away.
"Sister, come out with me!"
Lin Baici was not kidding when he said this. Although he didn't know what kind of commotion the female white-collar worker would cause after she went out, or how she would be treated by the god hunters, he would do his best to protect her.
"Why should I go out? This is my home!"
The female white-collar worker shouted: "It's your home too!"
The atmosphere in the room was depressing, like a newlywed couple quarreling.
"We will give birth to a lovely baby. Okay, if you want two, or even three, I can give birth to you!"
The female white-collar worker touched her belly and looked forward to the beautiful days in the future: "I will work hard to raise the children. With this apartment, you don't have to work hard. You can just play games, read books, and listen to music every day. It's okay if you don't have any fun."
Let’s go fishing, the rent is enough for us anyway!”
"..."
Lin Baici thought of the kid from his next door neighbor. He graduated from college and entered the society. He struggled for several years and emptied six wallets at home before he paid a down payment and bought a house in the city.
I have a house, but I also have to bear a 30-year loan.
The aunt next door doesn't feel the pain. Every time she talks about this matter with her mother, her face lights up and she feels that her child is going to be successful.
Lin Baici raised his head and looked at the ceiling. If he agreed to the offer to the white-collar woman, he would have an apartment where he could sit on the ground to collect rent and live in peace for the rest of his life.
Pity.
If he hadn't become a god hunter, he might actually agree.
"I have only one request for you, don't talk to those female tenants, otherwise I will twist off their heads, smash them with a meat grinder, and flush them down the toilet!"
The female white-collar worker really likes Lin Baici.
"Although my current annual salary is not much, only 100 million, I can't afford an apartment, but I can buy a villa and support you without any problem!"
Lin Baici persuaded: "Besides, the outside world is very big, don't you want to go and see it?"
"I don't want to watch, it's enough for me to have you!"
The female white-collar worker shook her head and looked crazy: "Stop talking!"
"..."
Lin Baici felt numb all over. He didn't expect that after killing the final BOSS, he could get the ticket and leave, but he encountered this situation.
"elder sister……"
Before Lin Baici could finish speaking, he was interrupted.
"Is it because of those people outside? You have to leave?"
The female white-collar worker went out: "I'm going to kill them!"
Holy shit!
Lin Baici was really numb this time. He quickly reached out and grabbed the female white-collar worker: "Okay, okay, I compromised!"
"Why!"
Lin Baici sighed: "But you have to let me go out and explain a few words to them, right? My mother is still outside, I have to let her know my situation!"
"Uh-huh!"
The female white-collar worker nodded: "That's right. If my mother-in-law wants to see you, she can come see you at any time. Anyway, there are enough rooms here. She can live on the first floor!"
"Do you think I should learn a few dishes first?"
After the female white-collar asked, she touched her cheek again, worrying about the gain and loss: "Won't your mother-in-law dislike me?"
"No, if you are so kind to me, my mother will definitely like you!"
Lin Baici felt that he was turning into a scumbag, but he had no choice but to stabilize the female white-collar worker first.
"Uh-huh!"
The female white-collar worker nodded: "Then go ahead and I'll clean up the room. When you come back later, I'll 'reward' you!"
Lin Baici wanted to ask, is your reward serious?
The female white-collar worker pushed Lin Baici out of the door.
Lin Baici took a deep breath. He was so annoyed that he took out the cigarette case from his pocket, but in the end he didn't smoke and walked downstairs.
On the 17th floor, Xia Hongyao and his party were waiting anxiously. Suddenly they heard footsteps and they immediately came up to them.
"Xiao Linzi!"
"Lin Shen!"
"noob!"
Everyone saw Lin Baici and looked behind him, but they were relieved when they didn't see the figure of the woman with her head wrapped.
"As expected of Lin Shen, he defeated that female monster so easily!"
Huang Huangxiang flattered him: "I've got the ticket, let's go for a walk quickly?"
Huang Huangxiang doesn't want to live in this damn place for a second.
"Oppa, what's wrong?"
Jin Yingzhen has a high emotional intelligence. Seeing that Lin Baici looked wrong, he guessed that the matter was not over.
"Where's Gu Qingqiu?"
Lin Baici looked around and found three people missing.
In addition to alumni, Kwon Sang-in and Cha Jung-suk are not here either.
"They went to search the room!"
Li Yintong snitched: "I told them not to go, but they didn't listen!"
"While going downstairs, call people and call them back!"
Lin Bai resigned and walked downstairs.
Everyone hurry up and follow.
"What's wrong?"
Xia Hongyao also noticed something was wrong.
"The female white-collar worker won't let me leave!"
Lin Bai's words were concise and concise.
"What?"
Hua Yueyu's heart suddenly rose, and she was so anxious that she almost cried: "What should we do?"
"Come together and kill her!"
Jin Yingzhen held the dog-leg knife tightly.
"Brother Lin, what do you mean by not letting you go?"
Li Yintong didn't quite understand: "Does it like you? Does it want to live with you?"
"Um!"
Lin Baici's steps were slow.
"Is the monster sick?"
Hua Yueyu sprayed: "Is it worthy?"
"stop fighting!"
Xia Hongyao came close to Lin Baici, glanced at the stairs behind her, and asked in a low voice: "What are you going to do?"
"You go, I'll stay with her!"
Lin Baici didn't dare to tell the truth, what if the female white-collar worker could hear it?
"What else are we going to do?"
Xia Hongyao rolled up his sleeves: "Go kill that female monster!"
"Don't make trouble!"
Lin Baici put his arm around Xia Hongyao's shoulders, pulled her down to his side, and whispered in her ear: "You go first, I have my own rules!"
"Qingqiu, Gu Qingqiu, come back quickly!"
Xia Hongyao shouted.
When Lin Baici and his party walked to the 8th floor, they heard the shouts, Gu Qingqiu and the others chased after them.
"what's the situation?"
Gu Qingqiu found that the atmosphere was not right.
"That female monster asked Xiaobai to stay with her!"
Hua Yueyu was worried and her eyes were red.
"I didn't expect you to be so charming?"
Gu Qingqiu was stunned.
"Do not make jokes!"
Xia Hongyao is very annoying.
The stairs were so long, so even if everyone slowed down, they quickly reached the first floor.
Lin Baici pressed the button and the anti-theft iron fence rose.
"Let's go!"
Lin Baici patted Xia Hongyao on the shoulder: "I can only send you here!"
Xia Hongyao wanted to suggest that everyone go and kill that female white-collar worker, but Gu Qingqiu grabbed her!
"Here!"
Gu Qingqiu used his eyes to signal the high ponytail to look back.
The female white-collar worker was huddled at the entrance of the stairs, half of her head exposed, looking nervously this way.
"Then we'll leave, you stay and live a good life!"
Gu Qingqiu wished loudly and hugged Lin Baici: "Good luck!"
"noob!"
Hua Yueyu was anxious: "Sister Hongyao, think of a way!"
"Everyone, stop being like this, listen to Oppa and leave!"
Jin Yingzhen urged and glared at Hua Yueyu.
Xiaoyu people are chaotic when they care. Although Gao Limei has only known Lin Baici for half a year, she knows that he is definitely not a person who will give up.
That female white-collar worker is just waiting to be deflated!
"Take care of yourself!"
Xia Hongyao hugged Lin Baici hard.
"Brother Lin!"
Li Yintong also wanted to hug Lin Baici, but he pressed his forehead and pushed him away.
"Go quickly, don't disturb my happy time!"
Lin Baici urged impatiently and pushed these people out.
After they walked far away and entered the woodland outside the apartment, Lin Baici put down the iron fence and went to the basement.
When he passed by the stairs, he glanced at it and knew that the female white-collar worker had been hiding here just now to spy on him.
…
In the small woods, after everyone walked for a while, they stopped.
"Isn't this distance a bit far?"
Li Yintong looked at the apartment: "Brother Lin ascends and shouts, we may not be able to arrive in time!"
"I think everyone shouldn't make any decisions on their own, just go to the station and wait!"
Cha Zhengshuo suggested.
"Shut up!"
Xia Hongyao squatted down, holding a short knife, and poked at the grass.
"What are you worried about? Bai Ci can ask that female white-collar worker to help fatten the house monster, and then he will be able to take care of her and make her docile!"
Gu Qingqiu found a clean place and sat down: "Just wait in peace!"
Lin Baici will definitely become a scumbag this time.
…
Basement, white-collar room.
When the girl with the headband heard the door open, she immediately revealed half of her head from the kitchen: "You go and wash up first, I'll cook a big meal for you!"
Lin Baici originally planned to find an excuse to go into the bathroom. When he heard this, he nodded: "I'm so dirty, I'm going to take a shower!"
Lin Baici walked into the bathroom, locked the door, and turned on the shower head. However, he did not take a shower immediately, but took out the corpse.
After washing it twice with clean water, he began to eat the fist-sized piece of meat.
【Thank you for the gift of nature!】
The God of Cookery sent a prayer as usual.
The bones were a bit hard, like dehydrated and air-dried beef jerky, but Lin Baici's teeth were very good and he swallowed it all into his mouth in three big bites.
After chewing a few more times, Lin Baici swallowed them hard.
Gudu! Gudu!
When the divine bones enter the stomach, a surging divine energy bursts out immediately, flowing into the internal organs and nourishing the limbs and bones.
Tsk! Tsk!
Lin Baici's skin turned red in the blink of an eye, like a cooked lobster, and a large amount of white steam evaporated from his body.
Within seconds, the entire bathroom was filled with steam.
Suddenly, a sharp pain hit Lin Baici's brain, as if it had been penetrated by a steel drill. It was very uncomfortable.
He had experienced this kind of pain before and was well prepared today, but when the pain came, he still couldn't help but tremble.
Fortunately, this process only lasted for more than ten seconds, and the pain disappeared and was replaced by some mysterious knowledge.
"Reverse the second dimension!"
"Muscle Burning"
Two nouns came to mind, these were the two new blessings Lin Baici had received.
[Reverse the second dimension, you draw anything on paper, and then through this divine grace, you can summon them to the third dimension! 】
[The more similar you draw, the more real the item will be when it appears! 】
[As an otaku, I want a two-dimensional beautiful girl to become a real person and be my wife. Is there anything wrong with that? 】
The God of Cookery explains.
This divine favor is a bit convoluted. Lin Baici roughly understood it, but there were still many details that needed to be verified.
For example, if you draw a female star and summon it into the third dimension by inverting the second dimension, then it becomes a real person?