Lin Baici frowned slightly and looked at Xu Daguan.
"What's wrong, Lao Bai? I'm so handsome now that even you can't take your eyes off me?"
Xu Daguan laughed loudly and flicked his bangs. This was not narcissism, but a way of humor. After all, anyone with a discerning eye would know that Xu Daguan is quite ugly.
Xu Daguan is self-aware, so he started to take this funny route instead.
Of course, some people dislike Xu Daguan and think he is vulgar and boring, but it doesn't matter. As long as there are attention and traffic, I will broadcast it for another year or two and buy all the Mercedes-Benz villas.
Go ahead and be jealous and hateful!
"Did you forget something?"
Lin Baici reminded.
"forget?"
Xu Daguan was stunned: "No!"
Lin Baici looked at Sannomiya Airi, she must have done something.
Not long ago, Xu Daguan met Airi Sannomiya, and she used a sacred thing called "Golden Cicada Escapes" to make her whole body itchy and have diarrhea.
Airi Sannomiya shrugged her shoulders. This action made her look very lazy.
In the barrage, some people also said that they had seen Airi Sannomiya before, and they should be water friends who watched Xu Daguan's live broadcast last time. However, Xu Daguan's live broadcast had a lot of barrage, and these remarks were drowned.
But even if everyone sees it, they won't care.
There are too many people in the fun, and some people say that this Japanese girl is her wife, so just read the comments on the Internet, and you won't take them seriously at all.
And the most important thing is that everyone's attention is on Sannomiya Airi, trying to get Xu Daguan to work.
"Da Guan, we have something else to do, let's go first!"
Lin Baici opened the car door.
"what is the matter?"
Xu Daguan complained: "I haven't seen you for a long time. What a weird thought. How about I host you at noon and we can sit down and have a good chat?"
Yang Zhe and Xu Daguan wanted to roll their eyes. Are you thinking of Lao Bai?
You are so greedy for this Sakura girl’s body!
"We have an appointment!"
Lin Baici refused.
"What about tonight? Or tomorrow?"
Xu Daguan became famous because of his thick skin, so he used his unique skill of stalking.
Look at the popularity of the live broadcast room,
Either way,
Beauty is the primary productive force.
With Lin Baici's popularity, I'm sure I'll take advantage of it this time.
"Handsome, I'm sorry, she is mine this week!"
Sannomiya Airi spoke, looking at Xu Daguan, while walking towards the driver's seat.
Xu Daguan's heart melted when he looked at Airi Sannomiya's soft eyes.
Is this the legendary soft and cute Sakura girl?
I really want to take one home!
Xu Daguan's little concentration was directly killed by Airi Sannomiya with a look!
"Beauty, I am a moderate anchor after all. If you need me for anything, just ask!"
Xu Daguan patted his chest: "Lao Bai and I are good roommates who are among the top ten in Jiuzhou. Don't be polite to me!"
One-handed jungler: It's over, the official is on top!
Eightfold Mirror God of War: It’s not shameful. If such a beautiful girl sweetly called you a handsome boy, you would also be confused!
Niu Sanchi: I want to hear her call me husband!
I'll beat you with thirteen cards: Is this saying, "Wait a minute, where is my husband?"
Airi Sannomiya got into the car and was about to close the door when Xu Daguan rushed over and grabbed the door: "Beauty, can we exchange phone numbers?"
Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe immediately looked at Lin Baici.
They all felt that Xu Daguan's behavior was a bit excessive.
Before I knew the relationship between Lin Baici and this girl, I asked her for her phone number. The intention of contacting her in the future was too obvious. What if she was Lin Baici's girlfriend?
How embarrassing that is!
Xu Daguan doesn’t care about that
Some, he only cares about traffic.
Don't say that this woman is not Lin Baici's girlfriend. Even if she is, as long as she wields the hoe well, what corner can't be dug?
My wife will be pried away for you too!
One-handed jungler: If you want to say who has the thickest skin on the entire Internet, the official is definitely number one.
Crayfish only eats the head: You think too highly of high-ranking officials, at least they don’t dare to eat shit!
Suck women but not men: Come on, the reward is not enough, otherwise the high officials will let you know that even if you give Oli, you can have the taste of a full banquet.
Eightfold Mirror God of War: Damn it, can you stop saying these things? It seems like there is a smell coming out of the phone screen!
Airi Sannomiya had teased Xu Dakan last time, so she didn't plan to continue to do it this time. After all, there is no pleasure in dealing with ordinary people, but Xu Dakan really licked his face and sent it up.
This time, Sannomiya Airi did not ask Lin Baici if she could deal with him, but touched the shou worn on her left wrist.
Infusion of divine power,
The forbidden object is activated!
"Okay, as long as you take off your clothes and run around in your university, I will give you my phone number!"
Airi Sannomiya smiled, charmingly like a cute little fox who had just grown up and started to go out to deceive people.
"Master, now the choice is yours!"
"Take off your clothes and run away, don't let her look down upon you!"
"He didn't say you are not allowed to wear a mask, so you can just find a mask and put it on your head!"
Everyone in the live broadcast room is watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
Of course, they also knew that Xu Daguan would not run away. Not to mention giving him his phone number, even if a girl offered herself a pillow seat at night, it would be impossible.
This is clearly an argument to make Xu Daguan retreat when he sees the difficulties, but...
"This is what you said!"
After Xu Daguan finished speaking, he began to take off his coat.
"Damn it, Daguan, are you so stupid?"
Yang Zhe was startled.
"This kid is joking!"
Zhang Zhixu didn't believe that Xu Daguan dared to do it, but after a few seconds, he was not sure, because after Xu Daguan took off his coat and top, he started to pull his belt.
Damn it!
Are you serious?
The popularity of the live broadcast room instantly rose to a higher level.
"Nima, from today on, in my heart, Daguanren is the No. 1 live-action male anchor of the seafood channel!"
"Do you want to bet? This kid will never run away. He is just trying to create momentum."
"No, if you expose yourself like this, will you be banned from the live broadcast room?"
The water friends were very enthusiastic and spoke enthusiastically, so the barrage quickly filled the screen.
Seeing that Xu Daguan seemed to be in trouble, Yang Zhe quickly asked Lin Baici for help: "Old Bai..."
Before he could finish his words, Airi Sannomiya slammed the car door, then the Porsche rushed out and left directly.
Xu Daguan didn't pay attention to this. He couldn't untie his shoelaces, so he kicked the Adi off his feet with a kick.
"This poor Adi is really in the way, I will wear Hongxing from now on!"
Xu Daguan cursed.
"Everyone has left, but you are still acting?
"
Zhang Zhixu was speechless, but he realized that the live broadcast was not closed yet. Xu Daguan must maintain his popularity. After all, popularity is money!
When the water friends saw Sakura Girl driving away, they all started to tease Xu Daguan, thinking that they were not having fun, but they soon discovered that they were wrong.
Xu Daguan threw off his underwear, looked left and right on the road, made sure there was no car, and ran forward.
"Damn it, did you really run away?"
"This person is a great official!"
"Sir, please tell me, is there someone pointing a gun at you behind you?"
"Please, this is Kyushu, do you think it's Southeast Asia?"
Some water friends have watched live broadcasts in Southeast Asia. To be honest, if they were told about eating scorpions and insects raw, they would not be able to eat them even if they were pointed at a gun.
Yang Zhehe
Zhang Zhixu was dumbfounded, mainly because Xu Daguan's behavior was too shocking and shocked them all. After they came to their senses, they immediately chased Xu Daguan.
The popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed, but after a few dozen seconds, there was a click and the screen disappeared, leaving only a line of text.
The live broadcast room you are watching contains illegal content and has been banned!
…
"Hey, I still feel soft!"
Airi Sannomiya sighed.
"Isn't this punishment enough?"
Lin Baici saw in the rearview mirror that Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe were chasing Xu Daguan, not to mention there were security guards. He shouldn't be able to escape into the school, otherwise he would be really embarrassed.
"It has nothing to do with that rubbish. What I mean is that I should stay in front of your school for a while and do some intimate gestures!"
Airi Sannomiya gave Lin Baici a wink: "In this way, I will be your girlfriend number four, um, or number five?"
Lin Baici frowned: "What is this mess?"
"Don't you go to your school's forum?"
Airi Sannomiya was surprised and joked: "That's right, Neptune is busy dating, how can he have time to surf the Internet?"
"I?"
Lin Bai was delighted: "Sea King?"
"I usually don't talk to ordinary people. The reason why I waited for your three classmates to come over is to create more time at the school gate so that more people can see me and you together."
Airi Sannomiya looked sad: "I can't be your girlfriend, so I can only spread some scandals to fulfill my wish!"
"You didn't come to me because you saw those posts about me on our campus forum, right?"
Lin Baici suddenly realized it.
"Lin Jun, you didn't just react, did you?"
Airi Sannomiya pretended to be surprised: "No way? No way?"
"..."
Lin Baici was stunned, is it really okay for you to admit it so readily?
"I know your family, Sannomiya Airi, is smiling happily.
purpose achieved,
Perfect!
"Is this interesting?"
Lin Baici was helpless.
"Life is so hard, what's wrong with having some fun?"
Sannomiya Airi said plausibly: "Although you are Kyushu Longyi, I am Dayao Snow Princess. Maybe next time, we will all die on Ryugu Island, so every day you live, you can be happy!"
"I haven't promised you yet!"
"I can't find a reason for you not to go!"
Airi Sannomiya was very sure: "I'll tell you quietly, there are gods above!"
Lin Baici pouted!
Are gods rare?
This hungry person has eaten several of them.
I have to say that Airi Sannomiya has a very high emotional intelligence. When she is willing to condescend and take the initiative to flatter someone, it really makes people feel happy.
Fortunately, Lin Baici was squeezed dry by the landlady and is still at the tail end of the sage's time, so he has relatively strong resistance. Otherwise, Lin Baici might agree to go to Longgong Island when his second brother gets excited.
…
Xu Daguan sat in the security room with his clothes in his arms and a blank look on his face.
who I am?
Where am I?
what did I do?
His hair and body were wet, which was the result of pouring water on him to calm him down.
"Daguan, are you crazy?"
Zhang Zhixu was speechless: "Are you giving up your future for traffic?"
"You go for a run around the school like this. Even if the school doesn't expel you, do you still have the nerve to stay?"
Yang Zhe can't believe it now.
Xu Daguan raised his hand and wiped his face, thinking that if running one lap can make me become the number one internet celebrity, then I will give him a super double and run ten laps.
"I just contacted Jiahui. He said he doesn't have time to spend time with his girlfriend. Daguan, you can handle the things here by yourself. We can't do it anymore!"
Zhang Zhixu lowered his voice: "The security guard said that we would call the police, but we said that you are a big internet celebrity and asked him to let go. We are still trying to pull it off!"
"I even got a box of Double Happiness!"
Yang Zhe muttered.
"I see!"
Xu Daguan got dressed and went to find the security guard. He glanced at his mobile phone, which was full of dense messages.
His water friends have already exploded.
No matter what, if you have too many lice and are not itchy, go to the campus forum and take a look first.
‘Excuse me, Lin Baici’s girlfriend No. N appears, and in one sentence, he makes a boy strip off his clothes and run wild for him!”
This is one of the three hottest posts at the moment, because there is a short video posted below. Xu Daguan glanced at it and knew that the person was him.
Depend on!
Who recorded it?
The technology is really bad!
See the comments below.
"Wow, is it Ben Lin? Do you have any photos?"
"What are you thinking about?"
"It's another boy!"
"Damn it, it's so ugly, please don't post it and pollute everyone's eyes!"
Xu Da became angry when he saw it.
What's wrong with you?
The other two hot posts are both related to Lin Baici.
"This Sakura girl, the last time I saw her, she also came to see Lin Baici!"
"When you said that, I also remembered it!"
"It's true, this freshman is a sea king!"
"Yes, I remember that he is in a relationship with a girl named Ji Xinyan in their class!"
"That girl is beautiful too!"
"There is a story. Every girlfriend Lin Haiwang chooses dances on my XP, including that foreign aunt."
"I have such a beautiful girlfriend. I can laugh so hard that the coffin boards can't hold me down. How come this King Lin Hai has several? I can't imagine how comfortable he must be!"
"Scumbag, bah!"
"You are so jealous!"
"Tell you again
An even more exciting news, a good-looking foreign elder sister came to school yesterday, she must be a hairy girl, and she was also asking about Lin Baici!"
"Please take photos!"
Someone posted a photo of that hairy girl below.
"Damn, this hairy girl's pores seem a bit enlarged, and she definitely doesn't feel good in the hand!"
Xu Daguan despised it while clicking save.
If Lin Baici saw it, he would know that this was the Shaykova from the red permafrost.
"Who can tell me who this Lin Baici is? Can he interact with so many beautiful girls and aunties?"
"Add another attributive, extremely rich!"
"I don't know who it is, but a sea king definitely can't escape!"
Airi Sannomiya was wearing a gorgeous kimono, which looked very expensive. Coupled with a Porsche, she was full of rich attributes, which led some people to suspect that Lin Baici was cheating money and sex.
Of course, some people imagine that Lin Baici is a super rich second generation with a great family background.
