Chapter 183 The dung bucket must not be spread out!
As the saying goes, a man who travels a hundred miles is half a mile.
This sentence is not complicated, it just gets more difficult as you go to the end, and the last part is the most difficult.
This is especially true for people with three urgent needs.
Many people may have experienced this kind of three urgent situations. The most urgent, critical and impulsive moment is when you are about to run to the toilet.
In Li Qian's previous life, a scholar named Diao studied this problem and named it "toilet reaction."
As for the principle... Just compare it to Pavlov's dog, and I won't count the number of words here.
Now Cai Jing is also facing this problem.
And since the shoulder carriage could not enter the Shangshu Yamen, he had to get off the carriage and walked in.
"Master Cai, I will help you..."
Seeing his trembling appearance, the two young eunuchs hurriedly stepped forward.
"Need not."
Cai Jing waved his hand: "You can just go back and recover, I will go back by myself."
Seeing the two eunuchs hesitate again, Cai Jing snorted with an ugly look on his face: "Your Majesty, I have an old man to explain to you, so I can't blame you if anything happens."
At the same time, officials from the Shangshu Yamen rushed out.
The leading eunuch laughed dryly: "Master Cai, of course we are not afraid of being blamed. We are mainly worried that something might happen to Master Cai..."
Another eunuch hurriedly added: "But since the adults from Shangshu Province have already arrived, we won't cause trouble to Master Cai here."
Old Cai Jing was like a flower among the flowers passed by drums. He was thrown from the hands of His Majesty the Emperor to the hands of these two eunuchs. Now these two people also want to throw it out quickly to avoid exploding in their own hands.
"Master Cai? Master Cai?"
Shang Shuzuo Si Langzhong, dressed in a green robe, with a look of surprise on his face, came running quickly with a group of officials.
"Master Cai, are you back?"
"Yes." Cai Jing nodded lightly, ignoring the two eunuchs who were carrying their carriages and running as fast as rabbits. Instead, he secretly felt headache, liver pain, and buttock pain at the officials.
How do you get away from these people and go to the toilet?
"Master Cai, let's go back quickly." The green-robed man smiled and was about to lead Cai Jing the way.
Other officials also looked at Mr. Cai Jingcai with bright eyes. They just wanted to wait for him to return to the Yamen, and then listen to this man talk about his experience and how he was deceived by His Majesty the Emperor... No, until one day Standing shoulder-to-shoulder.
"Okay." Cai Jing nodded, supported his legs, and slowly moved towards the Yamen.
The situation is urgent now. The cold outside is one aspect, and another crisis is coming.
Cai Jing knew very well that with such a close distance, Liubu Yamen would definitely be able to see the situation on Tianjie Street, and he must have received news of his return by now.
If he was blocked by them, it wouldn't be a matter of time. He would definitely have to defecate in his pants... Although Cai Jing didn't know whether he had defecated in his pants now.
But the way he moved slowly puzzled those present.
"Master Cai, you..." Zuo Silang said with a worried look on his face: "What's wrong with you?"
Cai Jing tightened his legs, and then he pretended to smile casually: "Haha, old age can't be done if you don't accept it."
"I was blown by the wind for a while on the saddle, and my old legs are useless."
Faced with such troubles of happiness, many officials secretly pouted, thinking that others who wanted to sit in the imperial city did not have such a thing yet.
"Master Cai, I will help you in." The clever Zuo Si Langzhong hurriedly stepped forward and took Cai Jing's left arm.
Many officials were stunned. They didn't have time to express their gratitude to the doctor's speed and wanted to step forward to occupy the precious position on the right.
"Master Cai, the lower officials are here too." A shout came from the crowd, and then another green-robed official ran out quickly.
Seeing this man, other officials were stunned and stopped in their tracks.
The yamen of the headquarters of Shangshu Province is not big. Except for the two top servants, they are Shangshu Zuosi and Shangshu Yousi. The chiefs of these two departments are all of the fifth rank, just like those in the six departments.
The green-robed official who ran out now is the doctor of Shangshu Yousi.
But in the past, he was always closest to Mr. He and kept a distance from Mr. Cai. Why is it like this now...
Cai Jing was also startled. If it had been in the past, he would have definitely taken this opportunity to win over this doctor Youji.
He may not care about a minor official, but this person is a role model and a sign that Heshen's people will fall in love with him. Cai Jing will definitely spend thousands of gold to buy horse bones to inspire other ministers and ministers and set an example for them.
It's just that the "situation" is very tense now, and Cai Jing doesn't have time to do this.
"Haha, Mr. Liu, Mr. Zhou, thank you both very much." Cai Jing said his thanks with a smile, and then walked slowly towards the Shangshu Yamen surrounded by officials like stars over the moon.
"Quickly, bring Mr. Cai a cup of hot tea!"
"Go in quickly and add a few more coals to make the fire hotter. Why are you so blind?"
"Tell Guanglu Temple to make a pot of ginger soup to warm Master Cai's body."
"Only the ginger soup tastes too strong, and I'm afraid it's hard to swallow. Add two old hens to make the soup a little oilier!"
"A few more roots of old mountain ginseng will drive away the cold and strengthen your vitality!"
"You also need to add some angelica and jujube to clear your mouth and replenish your qi and blood..."
The officials kept giving orders. Normally, when they didn't have such a breeze, Guanglu Temple wouldn't bother these little officials at all.
Now that we can pretend to be powerful, and take advantage of Mr. Cai's power, we naturally have to show off our power... Even though too many ingredients have been added, I don't know if the Guanglu Temple pot can fit it.
When Cai Jing heard this, the corner of his mouth trembled.
It's just that he was stiff with cold now and really needed a sip of hot soup to warm his body, so he didn't say anything to stop these people's attentiveness.
Stepping into the Shangshu Provincial Government Office, the temperature increased slightly and it was no longer so cold.
Similarly, the auxiliary effect of cold on muscle contraction is also rapidly weakening, leaving Cai Jing with little time left.
Under such a situation, Cai Jing suddenly spoke: "Mr. Liu..."
"My lord, what are your orders?" Zuo Silangzhong hurriedly replied, and other officials also stopped and looked at Lord Cai.
Cai Jingdun paused for a moment, then said with a smile: "When we were in Ziwei Palace just now, Your Majesty wanted to keep me for a banquet, but I felt unwell, so I declined the grace."
"You guys help me go to the toilet first, and then go back to the check-in room."
Cai Jing knew that now that he was surrounded by so many people, it was impossible to escape before the ministers arrived, and the local sense of urgency also reminded him that he could not drag it out any longer.
You can only go to the toilet openly.
Cai Jing is a scheming person. He first mentioned the banquet given by His Majesty the Emperor. Many officials focused their attention on this key point and paid less attention to the second half of the sentence.
As now...
"Master Cai, has your Majesty given you a banquet?"
"I heard that since His Majesty's reign, the number of people who have been given banquets by His Majesty can only be counted on the palm of a hand!"
"It seems that even His Majesty's uncle, Duke Tang, has not been given a banquet in the palace by Your Majesty."
"Master Cai actually gave up. If I were the one, I would definitely have a taste of what the Royal Banquet is like."
"You are a dog meat bun, but you still want to compete with Mr. Cai..."
The officials all sighed with emotion, but Zuo Silang, who was supporting Cai Jing, frowned.
He wanted to drive these people away, but it was not good to make too much noise.
It's just that the doctor couldn't figure out whether Mr. Cai wanted them to be his followers, so he hesitated for a while and didn't speak.
But while he was still hesitating, Cai Jing had already started walking towards the toilet.
"Master Cai, I will help you." The two doctors hurriedly followed.
Cai Jing had triggered the "toilet reaction" and couldn't care about anything else at the moment. He gritted his teeth, turned blue, sweated on his forehead, and hurried toward the toilet step by step.
Two doctors were supporting him from left to right, and a large number of officials were following behind, still discussing some "imperial banquet".
As he got closer and closer to the toilet, the "toilet reaction" became more and more severe. In the end, Cai Jing's feet were almost twisted into a figure.
Fortunately, the light here was not very bright, and even the two doctors who were close to him did not notice Mr. Cai's bluish complexion or the big beads of sweat on his forehead.
"Master Cai! Master Cai!"
A sudden noise came from behind!
"Lord Cai, Uncle Da Zong, Sima Budang, and Song Budang are all here!" came the surprised shouts of the officials from behind.
"The two ministries of the Ministry of Industry are not far away and will be arriving soon."
"Lu Butang from the Ministry of War also ran over..."
Many officials from the Shangshu Province were pleasantly surprised. There are not many big scenes where senior officials from the six ministries gather together. Will there be two of them today?
Isn't this a bit exciting?
It's really exciting.
For Cai Jing, it was even a bit too exciting.
There was sweat on his forehead, and he sped up a little faster, continuing to rush towards the toilet, which was just a few feet away.
After turning the corner when we arrived, there was already a faint sound of footsteps, accompanied by Wang Mang's distinctive loud voice.
"Master Cai, what's going on with Your Majesty?"
There was also Song Qiaonian's voice: "Sir, has your Majesty agreed to our Sixth Department's request..."
Cai Jing was supported by two doctors, and his steps were a little faster.
But as he was walking, he suddenly trembled and froze for a moment, then continued to walk quickly towards the toilet without stopping.
This is a battle between life and "beginning", and it must be done as soon as possible.
"Master Cai?" The two doctors were thrown away by his sudden increase in speed and were suddenly stunned.
By the time the two of them came to their senses, Cai Jing had already rushed into the toilet at a speed that was not suitable for his body and closed the door smoothly.
"This..." The two of them were stunned again.
In the rear, Wang Mang, Sima Guang, and Song Qiaonian had already passed the corner, and a group of officials cheered to greet them.
"Wang Zongbo, you are here."
"Master Cai has returned."
"Haha, Mr. Cai came back with the shoulder carriage given by His Majesty!"
"I heard from Mr. Cai that His Majesty also gave a banquet, but Mr. Cai refused..."
Every time these people said something, Wang Mang's heart sank.
So many preferential treatment? Is it possible that His Majesty was really persuaded by Cai Jing?
But when he raised his head and looked forward, he was stunned.
There is no sign of Cai Jing at all. Where did he go?
Before Wang Mang could speak, Song Qiaonian frowned, strode forward, and asked, "Where is Mr. Cai? Have you gone upstairs to rest?"
Wang Mang and Sima Guang followed calmly.
If Mr. Cai went upstairs, why did the official at the door ask them to come here?
"No, Mr. Cai went to the toilet." Shangshu Zuo Silang still had a bit of embarrassment on his face and pointed to the toilet door.
Song Qiaonian was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
But just when he opened his mouth and was about to say something, a loud noise suddenly came from the door!
The silver bottle bursts, water bursts out, and the cavalry shoots out with swords and guns!
A dull sound like thunder came from behind the door!
Then an unconcealable stench swept out from the crack in the door, making Song Qiaonian, who was closest, roll his eyes and almost retched out acidic water.
The officials surrounding him subconsciously covered their noses and backed away.
Wang Mang and Song Qiaonian retreated faster. The former frowned, covered his nose with his sleeves, and shouted: "Did the bucket of excrement overturn? Go in and check Master Cai's safety!"
Zuopushe, the dignified minister, and the minister of the Ministry of punishment, who had just met the saints, would have been very happy if they had turned around and drowned in the latrine.
But the officials surrounding him looked troubled.
Just now, I was kind to Mr. Cai, Mr. Cai was wonderful, and Mr. Cai’s farts smelled good, but now when I really smell the farts, I’m in trouble.
This is not to save people, this is to challenge the physiological limits of human beings.
Song Butang, who didn't see the door, was a little confused and stumbled out?
The atmosphere fell into silence for a while, and Wang Mang became even more anxious when he saw this: "Hurry in! Mr. Cai may be in danger at any time!
"
Perhaps the temptation to save Shangshu's life was too great, but a green-robed official walked forward with a pale face and tremblingly.
As long as Mr. Cai is fished out of the manure pit, it must be a life-saving grace, right?
Do you want any glory or wealth in the future?
Compared with this, what is a mere odor?
Perhaps having figured this out, three or four officials stood up at the same time, with a determined look on their faces, and walked towards the wooden door that exuded an endless stench.
The green-robed official who was the first to stand up had the upper hand. He had already arrived in front of the door. He covered his nose with his sleeve with his left hand and his right hand showed veins. He slowly opened the door handle.
Crunch~
The wooden door was opened, and a smell far worse than before hit his face. The clerk staggered slightly, but he still took firm steps and tried to walk inside.
But the sound of opening the door seemed to wake up Mr. Cai who was indulging in some kind of activity inside. As soon as the sound of pouring excrement barrels stopped, an old and uncertain voice came out: "Who?"
"Master Cai, I will rescue you right now!" The clerk blinked his sore eyes, his voice muffled under his sleeves.
"I'm fine!" Cai Jing's voice came: "Get out!"
"Ah?" The clerk was stunned on the spot!
"I said, get out! Close the door!" Cai Jing's voice contained suppressed anger.
Anyone who is suddenly interrupted while playing will not be in a good mood, not to mention that this is an excretion that Mr. Cai has endured for a long time.
"Oh." The clerk responded aggrievedly, exited and closed the door.
It's over, the glory and wealth are gone.
But now no one has time to pay attention to him.
After turning the corner, four ministers from the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Industry came together, especially Lu Yin and Yan Lide, with a hint of eagerness on their faces.
"Master Cai, what did your Majesty say?"
"I heard that Mr. Cai was given a shoulder bag by His Majesty. It seems that this matter is appropriate??"
"Master Cai, how should we choose deputy examiners in the Sixth Department of the Book of Secretaries..."
If Cai Jing could hear this, he would definitely be very happy.
Because this matter was resolved, it meant that the ministers in the Sixth Department of the Secretariat had gradually tended to rely on him, Mr. Cai, and even asked him how to choose the deputy examiner.
It's a pity that Cai Jing neither solved the matter nor heard these words.
The four servants continued to rush forward, but as soon as they took a few steps closer to the crowd, they were forced back by the stench in front of them.
"Holy shit! Are your Shang Shu Yamen cooking shit?" Su Ling'a retched and cursed angrily.
Wang Mang and Sima Guang had already retreated to the rear, and several other ministers and many officials also hurriedly retreated.
After the clerk quit, Cai Jing continued to work in the toilet.
Although this time there was no earth-shattering movement like at the beginning, the movement was equally majestic.
The stream flew down three thousand feet, as if the Milky Way had fallen into the sky.
The cheerful sound of crashing continued, and the strong smell gradually became heavier...
The newcomers Su Ling'a and others covered their mouths with their sleeves and looked at the small wooden door in confusion. As they stepped back to the corner, they turned to look at Wang Mang: "What's going on? Uncle Wang Zong?"
Wang Mang laughed dryly, but he really didn't know how to reply to him.
Are you telling the truth? After Mr. Cai came back from the palace, he kept having sex?
Su Ling'a turned her attention to the other people present, only to find that these people's eyes were wandering and their expressions were flickering, and then she realized that something was wrong.
However, he did not give up. Instead, he pulled over a green-robed clerk and asked, "What's going on? What happened to Mr. Cai?"
The other three new ministers also looked at him, but Wang Mang and others turned their heads away.
"Returning to Lord Bu Tang." The clerk did not have the courage to refuse Su Ling'a. He covered his nose and slurred his words: "After Lord Cai came back from the palace, he got into the latrine and never came out."
"Originally, Wang Zongbo thought that the cesspool in the manhole was broken, so he sent people in to rescue Mr. Cai, but Mr. Cai was fine at all."
After hearing this, several people raised their heads one after another and looked at the small black wooden door with surprised eyes.
This means that Master Cai created such a big movement all by himself?
How much did you eat?
The sound of footsteps came from behind again, and the ministers from the other three departments also arrived one after another.
"Why is it so smelly?" Wu Shenglan screamed out from far away. When she saw Wang Mang, Su Ling'a and the others were there, she reluctantly covered her nose and came closer.
Although Gao Xun, Deng Xunwu and Han Mulu also covered their noses, they eagerly stepped forward to help the uncomfortable Song Qiaonian relieve his symptoms, while quietly asking him about some information.
"What happened?"
Wu Shenglan walked to Su Ling'a carelessly, covering her nose with one sleeve, and fanning back and forth with the other sleeve to drive away the stench: "Could it be that the latrine in Shangshu Province exploded? Why is there such a big movement??"
Wang Danwang and several other new ministers looked over with the same concern.
Su Ling'a's face looked a little unnatural. He turned his head and looked at the toilet in the distance, but hesitated to speak.
"If you have something to say, just say it! Lao Su, why are you such a mother-in-law?"
Wu Shenglan frowned tightly: "This is not like you!"
"This..." Su Ling'a had a constipated expression on her face. After hesitating for a moment, she still told a few people what she knew.
"Really or not??" Wu Shenglan was dumbfounded.
Several other ministers who came later also opened their eyes in shock.
"Did Mr. Cai eat croton as a meal?" Guan Peng couldn't help but exclaimed.
At this moment, the most intense stage in the hut has passed, and now only the end is left.
Noisy and jumbled bullets, big and small beads falling onto the jade plate.
The loud crackling sound showed to people outside that Mr. Cai was still safe and sound.
Wu Shenglan couldn't help but sigh: "This is like saving up all the shit for the rest of my life and pulling it out in advance..."
Song Qiaonian and others immediately glared at him.
If you can’t speak, speak less!
Even Wang Danwang couldn't help but pull Wu Shenglan's arm. Please be polite.
Wu Shenglan also knew that she was in the wrong, so she smiled dryly and stopped talking. The scene fell into a strange silence for a while.
The ups and downs of the voice kept coming from the toilet, everyone, look at me and I look at you.
In the end, Wang Mang couldn't help but said: "Everyone, why don't we go to the duty room next door and wait for Mr. Cai?"
"Listen to Uncle Zong!"
Su Ling'a seemed to be afraid of objections from others, so she hurriedly agreed.
The remaining people have no objections. Who has nothing to do and is willing to smell the stench here?
"What Uncle Zong said is true." Several other ministers also responded. Although Song Qiaonian and Deng Xunwu looked a little weird, they did not object.
Wang Mang looked around, frowned at Song Qiaonian and said, "Song Minister, you stay here first and wait for Mr. Cai to come out. Then you and Mr. Cai can go over and rest together."
He then turned to look at the officials of Shangshu Province: "Go to the imperial hospital quickly and ask the imperial doctor to come and check and treat Master Cai's condition..."
He was the one with the highest official position among everyone present. After handling everything properly, he led the group of people to leave from this corridor with a huff and a puff.
When they came outside, the stench gradually faded away, and everyone felt that the world in front of them was completely new.
"Let's go and have a drink of water." Su Ling'a looked like she was about to die.
Wu Shenglan looked at him in surprise: "Can you still drink?"
Su Ling'a seemed to remember the crackling sound just now, and started retching while holding on to the wall. The expressions of many other ministers also changed, and they all had bad associations.
Ugh~~
In the corridor outside the toilet, only Song Qiaonian was left here by Wang Mang, looking at the wooden door with a painful look on his face.
It was fine when there were many people just now, but now that he is the only assistant, this process has become difficult.
The movement behind the door gradually became smaller, and after a while, the door was pushed open with a creak, and a strong stench rose up.
Accompanying him were Cai Jing and Mr. Cai who came out holding on to the door frame.
At this moment, Mr. Cai's scarlet robe is still a little messy, but his face has a mixture of joy and pain, which looks really weird.
Song Qiaonian was startled and hurried forward to meet him, but he stopped after taking two steps.
Without him, the taste would be too great.
Didn't you see that the two ministers and ministers guarding the door of the toilet were so depressed that their faces turned red and they kept retreating?
"Master Cai!" Song Qiaonian gritted his teeth, pretending to be nothing, and rushed forward without hesitation.
"Haha, Xianmin, you're here." Cai Jing smiled happily. Although the process was painful, the result was really fun. Now he felt Wudu was light and his whole body was almost floating.
But this also has a disadvantage, because it is too floating, so I have to hold on to the wall to walk.
"Master Cai..." Song Qiaonian held Cai Jing's arm. He was confused by the smell on his body. He rolled his eyes and said to himself that I can't be the only one to smell such a smell.
"Uncle Wang Zong and all the ministers are already here, waiting for you. Do you want to go over and see them?"
"Are you here all at once?"
Cai Jing was startled, with a look of hesitation on his face.
In fact, in the final tug-of-war of life and death, Mr. Cai once had the upper hand.
This resulted in his shorts now also being made of sticky Huhu.
According to Cai Jing's idea, he originally wanted to go back home immediately, wash up, change clothes and come out again.
But now Song Qiaonian's words made him hesitate again.
We just got the results we wanted from His Majesty the Emperor, now is the time to consolidate.
If we don’t take advantage of this enthusiasm to implement it... what if the situation changes?
Moreover, His Majesty the Emperor's words just now were a little strange, which made Cai Jing feel a little suspicious...
He frowned and thought for a moment, then said: "Go and meet them."
As for the discomfort on your body, just bear with it for a while.
"Yes, Mr. Cai."
Song Qiaonian was so happy that he forgot to breathe slowly and took a big mouthful, choking and coughing.
"Xianmin, what's wrong?" Cai Jingdu had been in there for so long, and his nose had long been numb. Naturally, he didn't know that he had been pickled and smelled.
"Nothing..." Song Qiaonian smiled dryly and helped Cai Jing walk to the other end of the corridor.
"Mr. Cai, the imperial doctor will come later. Please let him take a good look at you."
Song Qiaonian resisted the stench beside him and changed the subject: "You were fine when you left just now, but you just stayed with His Majesty for such a short time, why did you end up like this?"
"Did you eat something unclean over there..."
The implications of these words are already obvious.
But Cai Jing still sighed quietly and shook his head slightly.
If possible, he actually wanted to blame the Emperor for this matter.
But when the emperor met with ministers in public, every move was recorded. There might have been a eunuch from the Living Affairs Bureau who was in the side room of Ziwei Palace just now who was responsible for recording.
His majesty, the Emperor, did not even give Cai Jing a sip of tea. He had not made enough money in the Ziwei Palace, so he could not blackmail the Emperor even if he wanted to.
"Send someone over quickly, don't let the imperial doctor come!"
Cai Jing frowned: "I know my body myself, so don't worry."
Seeing him like this, Song Qiaonian became anxious, looked around and lowered his voice and said: "Master Cai, this happened just now. The Minister of the Sixth Ministry and Wang Zongbo were all watching outside! There are so many ministers.
All the officials in the Yamen also saw and heard it."
"I'm afraid this matter will spread throughout the capital soon!"
Cai Jing frowned slightly.
He was relieved, but he didn't pull his brain out. At this moment, his IQ gradually transferred from the intestines back to the brain.
"What did you hear? What did you see??" Cai Jing held on to the wall, stopped, and frowned at Song Qiaonian beside him.
Song Qiaonian was silent for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "I saw a lot, heard a lot, and... smelled a lot."
After quietly glancing at Cai Jing's face, he continued: "Do you still remember that someone opened the toilet door just now?"
Cai Jing's face darkened: "Of course I remember!"
"Who is that person? He likes going to the toilet so much, let him clean the toilet from now on!"
Song Qiaonian mourned three seconds of silence for the little official in his heart, and then said: "Master Cai, I don't blame him entirely."
"You just started to poop... When you first went in, there was a lot of movement. Wang Zongbo thought it was the excrement bucket inside that had overturned..."
Looking at Cai Jing's dark face, his voice gradually became smaller.
"Continue..." Cai Jing squeezed out three words through his teeth with difficulty.
"Yes, sir."
Song Qiaonian looked around again and found that no one was there. Then he lowered his voice and continued cautiously: "At that time, Wang Zongbo was worried about your comfort, so he asked those people to rush in to save you."
"So, the person who went in is also a loyal and brave person. For your safety..."
Even so, Cai Jing's complexion did not improve at all...
"Shit bucket... shit bucket..."
Cai Jing muttered these two words, his vision went dark, and he staggered a few times. If Song Qionian hadn't quickly caught him with his hand, he would have fallen directly to the ground.
"Master Cai? Master Cai?" Song Qiaonian held back the fragrance in his arms and reached out to pinch Cai Jing's man.
"It's okay, I'm okay..." Cai Jing slapped his hand away, took a few deep breaths, and then straightened up while holding on to the wall.
According to Song Qiaonian, there were a lot of people at that time, so the news must have spread quickly.
Cai Jing knew that with Wang Mang's voice, he might become completely famous.
In the future, the reputation of the Dung Bucket Minister will probably spread like wildfire, which is much more terrifying than the previous Green Leaf Minister.
At least the green leaves can be a good symbol, and can explain Cai Jing's incorruptibility in a far-fetched way.
But this dung bucket minister... No matter how you pull it, he is still a dung bucket.
Cai Jing leaned against the wall, gritting his teeth and clenching his fists bitterly.
"Such a name can never be given to me..."
"Ah? What did you say, Mr. Cai?" Song Qiaonian didn't hear clearly.
Cai Jing leaned against the wall, straightened up forcefully, and gritted his teeth and said: "I have done something so talented, so it must have been a conspiracy."
He made such a big noise, if it were Mr. Cai's fault, others would only laugh at him.
But if Mr. Cai was plotted, others would sympathize with him.
Song Qiaonian's eyes lit up, he nodded heavily, and even raised his voice a few degrees: "My lord, you have only been to Ziwei Palace during this period, so you must have been..."
"Don't add any unnecessary extravagance!"
After Cai Jing's IQ occupied the high ground, his skills were so much higher than those of Song Qiaonian.
He glanced at Song Qiaonian and said softly: "You only need to let people tell you that I have only been to His Majesty these days, and that I was framed by others."
Cai Jing squinted his eyes and said, "As for who was framed, I will think about it myself, do you still need your teaching?"