Although Li Qian didn't say much just now, it was like a seed that had a tendency to take root in the old eunuch's heart.
In his opinion, he is also a person who has the opportunity to make great achievements, so naturally he can no longer associate with a thief and scoundrel like Lu Bu.
We are the owner of the royal robe of the great red python, the witness of the Ziwei Palace at the Sixth Hour of Xu, the manager of His Majesty’s small treasury, the only person who tests poison, the loyal guardian of His Majesty’s prestige, the people close to him who have acknowledged it personally, and the one who will be the one who will do it in the future. A famous eunuch who made great achievements.
Although Lu Bu has returned to His Majesty, he is still far behind us!
He is nothing more than a rude martial arts brat, His Majesty's tool for practicing Ba Duanjin, a drunkard, a man who attempted suicide, an unpopular leader of the Yulin Guards, and a gatekeeper outside the Qianyuan Palace.
Is there any comparison?
Therefore, when faced with Lu Bu's questioning, the old eunuch just turned his head and glanced at him, without even having the energy to speak, and continued walking into the political hall.
Lu Bu stared. He was no longer simply angry, but also full of doubts.
Why? Why exactly?
Why can he look down on me so much??
I didn't have the chance to get close to my adoptive father before, and this old gelding looked down on me. Now that I can see my adoptive father every day, he still looks down on me??
Then wouldn’t it be useless for me to get close to my adoptive father by riding a horse?
In the political hall, Li Qian leaned on his chair, sipping the tea in his cup and making mental preparations before pulling out his tendons.
After a while, the old eunuch and Lu Bu walked in one after another.
"Fengxian, I'm ready, let's continue practicing today!" Li Qian showed a warm smile to the two of them.
"Yes, foster father."
Lu Bu no longer wanted to try to kill the old eunuch with his eyes, and hurriedly came to the ground to pull Li Qian's tendons.
But before pulling out this time, Lu Fengxian gave a reminder with a flattering smile: "Father, yesterday was the first time that my adoptive father had his tendons pulled out. In order to allow his adoptive father to get used to it, Bu held back his strength."
"But starting today, it will officially begin."
Li Qian lay on the soft couch, his heart skipping a beat.
It hurt so much yesterday, was it just getting used to? Then you can't pull me to death today?
He turned around and glanced at Lu Bu with resentful eyes, thinking to himself, you couldn't have just pulled it out, so why are you still saying this?
You want to see me make a fool of yourself, right?
But the matter was already coming to an end, and His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but ask for a stop, so he had to grit his teeth and squeeze out two words from between his teeth: "Come on!"
Li Qian was ready to faint from the pain, but the unbearable pain he imagined did not come.
Although he was already grinning, he still had the energy to complain secretly. Isn't this similar to what he did yesterday?
However, this time Lu Bu did not pull out after three times and then stop. Instead, he grabbed Li Qian's leg and stretched it.
If you think about it, you will know that the flexibility of muscles and bones is limited. If you exert too much force, you may break it.
This thing is all about hard work, slow work and careful work.
However, Lu Bu's reminder is not unfounded. Compared with today's stretching, yesterday's simple three strokes were really just about getting used to it.
He worked for a long time and finally finished. The result was that Li Qian was back to the same state as yesterday, even much more sore than yesterday.
"Huh~"
Lu Bu let out a long breath, and even a few drops of sweat broke out on his forehead.
This kind of muscle-pulling work is not something that can be done with great strength. It consumes the mind and requires precise control of the strength and awareness of the condition of the muscles and bones.
Too much force will hurt your body, but too little force will be useless.
That's why Lu Bu, who was so energetic and fierce, even felt a little tired.
However, despite the exhaustion, Lu Fengxian was very happy with this job. He was even afraid that Li Qian would not be able to bear the hardship and give up halfway, causing him to lose his position as the royal masseur.
By then, wouldn’t the old gelding look down on him even more?
Therefore, after pulling out the tendon, Lu Bu turned around hurriedly and wanted to go to the table to get some water for his adoptive father. When he turned around, he found that the teacup was long gone.
Subconsciously, he turned around, only to find that the old eunuch had already taken a step forward and handed the tea cup to His Majesty the Emperor's lips.
"Your Majesty must be tired. Take a sip of tea to moisten your throat."
Looking at the flattering smile on the old eunuch's face, Lu Bu couldn't help curling his lips and secretly despised: What a flatterer!
Where was your awesome work just now?
Li Qian raised his eyelids and winked at the old eunuch. The old eunuch quickly helped him sit upright and took two sips of tea.
It's not that he doesn't want to move on his own, it's that he can't move.
All the muscles and bones in his body felt like they were falling apart. Li Qian felt that he was just a dead fish, letting others manipulate him...
"Father, everything is difficult at the beginning. After a while, my foster father can start practicing his movements." Lu Bu did not rush to serve the tea, but started to make up for it on the side.
Li Qian didn't want to talk to him. He thought to himself that it was doubtful whether I could survive this period of time.
Seeing his attitude, Lu Bu was even more panicked, fearing that he would give up halfway: "Father, it is said in the "Huangdi Neijing" that if the bones are straightened and the tendons are soft, qi and blood will flow freely, the tendons will grow one inch, and the life will be extended by ten years."
"When my adoptive father stretches out all his muscles, he will live for at least a hundred more years!"
Li Qian was speechless. He didn't expect that he would draw cakes for others all day long, but today he would be painted by Lu Bu instead.
If I have one hundred more years to live, why don’t you call me a bastard?
However, considering that he had good intentions, Li Qian still nodded perfunctorily.
Lu Bu, however, seemed to have received encouragement and continued to express with joy: "The blood is long, the ears and eyes are sharp, the spirit is strong, and the strength is endless. When you go into battle to kill the enemy, it is even more..."
Halfway through, he remembered that Li Qian did not need to go into battle to kill the enemy. He sneered and changed his words: "My foster father is not afraid of having fifty more concubines!"
"Really?" Li Qian's eyes widened a bit.
It's not because he wants to have fifty more concubines, it's just that His Majesty the Emperor is worried about the country and wants to go to bed to kill the enemy... No, go to battle to kill the enemy.
"Bu will never dare to deceive you!" Lu Bu vowed.
Li Qian suddenly felt motivated: "It seems that I really need to practice these eight sections of brocade diligently."
Lu Bu grinned almost from ear to ear: "Bu must wholeheartedly help his adoptive father practice these eight sections of brocade!"
However, after saying this, Li Qian was stunned again.
What's going on? You actually succeeded in being fooled by Lu Bu?
After glancing at him, Li Qian decided not to care.
Painting cakes is great. If everyone could paint cakes calmly when something happened, wouldn't the world be peaceful?
Of course, the most important thing is that the cake is exactly what he wants.
Who can resist the delicious pie?
Today, after all the affairs of the previous court were settled, Li Qian sat on his shoulder and returned to his harem.
As for the memorials in the political hall...if you don’t see them, just pretend they don’t exist!
When he returned to the Palace of Eternal Life, he was naturally greeted by Changsun Wugou's gentle massage.
Moreover, today's Guanyin Maid is particularly gentle and obedient, and every move she makes is full of affection. Even if Li Qian makes some very excessive requests, she all agrees with a blushing face...