Chapter 245 [Bug Doctor], 'Thirty-Three Not Saved'
It has been almost a month since Blazer Longsa joined the Black Clinic and became Yan Anqing's deputy.
Dr. Yan's reputation spread very quickly.
Because Dr. Yan has the same name and surname as the legendary Dr. Yan, and they look very similar, plus news of Dr. Yan’s disappearance has been vaguely spread...
This has made many high-level people from all walks of life with wide and powerful information networks like sharks smelling the smell of blood.
At first it was just out of curiosity.
Later, I discovered that Dr. Yan’s treatment methods were extremely clever.
Whether he has a headache or a fever, or is suffering from a terminal illness, even if his limbs are missing, the patient can be able to regenerate his limbs overnight!
There is no scientific reason at all!
No matter what the symptoms are, as long as Mr. Yan Anqing determines that it is a disease, it can be cured!
Among them are even several patients who were sent to the clinic by their elders and felt that they were mentally retarded.
After drinking the black talisman water prepared by Dr. Yan and being pricked into hedgehogs, the intelligence level of these brain-dead patients not only returned to the level of normal people, but even their eyesight became much more agile.
Although the intelligence level of these cured patients cannot reach the level of genius, they are still several levels better than before.
As for AIDS, leukemia, ALS, rheumatoid, and various malignant and spreading tumors...
Mr. Yan Anqing waved his hand impatiently, saying that for this kind of minor illness, while he was playing games and waiting for the resurrection time, he could just draw a talisman, stuff it into the patient's mouth, pour some water down, and it would be cured in an instant.
Facts have proved that Dr. Yan was not joking.
He is real.
Suddenly, Mr. Yan Anqing was rumored to be a medical god at the level of outsiders!
Unfortunately, the shelf life of Fu Shui is said to be only two hours, and it requires special acupuncture techniques to cure it.
In addition, Mr. Yan is very particular about the cards and has set a rule of "Thirty-three no save".
Thirty-two of them can be weighed and accommodated.
There is only one rule, it is a law, it is an iron rule, it is irreversible. People who are ugly and have a very bad temperament cannot be saved!
This willfulness made many people he judged to be "ugly and vulgar" gnash their teeth with hatred.
The rules of "Thirty-three No Rescue" have been criticized by countless people.
If your surname is Yan, you are just a good-looking dog, right?
Compare the weird Mr. Yan with the disappeared Yan Shen and make a judgment!
The name is the same, the appearance is similar, but...
Why should Dr. Yan compare with Dr. Yan?
Very poor character!
Too bad!
Unsightly!
At the beginning, the reputation of Mr. Yan, the medical god, was limited to a small circle.
Later, a high-end closed beta player of "Lord Planet OL" took a sip of talisman water and regenerated the fifth severed limb. Only then did Mr. Yan Anqing's reputation spread completely.
The original words of Gao Wan, nicknamed "Unhappy Christmas", are as follows
"My penis was bitten off by a mad dog a few months ago when I was walking on the street."
"Although I kicked the dog to death, I couldn't kill its owner."
"Originally, I thought I would never be sexually happy again in this life!"
"So after I got the qualification for the closed beta test of "Lord Planet OL", I decisively chose to come to the killing continent and release my pain in the battle!"
"Until that day!"
"I met Mr. Yan Anqing on earth!"
"He gave me hope to live!"
"Let me tell you, the vagina I have now is so easy to use! It's long and *and*. I have to massage it several times every night. When I wake up in the morning, I have to massage it again before I feel refreshed.
Refreshing!”
"Produced by a fantasy old Chinese medicine doctor from other timelines, Yan An Qing brand talisman water!"
"Men are silent and women cry!"
"You deserve it!" (This user has been permanently banned for allegedly illegally spreading yh information and sq advertisements)
The influence of high-level players in "Lord Planet OL" is clearly demonstrated.
In just a few days, the reputation of Yan Anqing, an old Chinese medicine doctor, became not only famous in China, but also around the world. It was even more popular than any popular celebrity.
At this moment.
After making herself a cup of strong tea and adding two packets of black coffee to the tea, Yan Anqing stirred it with a small bamboo spoon and was about to drink the tea when a red panda customer service figure suddenly appeared at the edge of her vision.
The little panda, carrying a candied haws in its hand, came to Yan Anqing with small steps on its fleshy short legs.
It waved the candied haws in front of Yan Anqing twice in a show-off manner, in a flattering manner.
"Sorry, I like hardship."
Yan Anqing righteously rejected Black and White Tuanzi's kindness.
The Red Panda customer service hid the candied haws behind his back with a swipe, and then blew out a string of text bubbles: "Congratulations to the player for achieving the achievement [Doctor Bug]."
"With the help of cheating methods, you jumped from a third-rate doctor to the biggest bug in the medical field in the history of the earth!"
"There is no disease on earth that you can't cure!"
"The current completion progress of the main task is: 79/100."
After reading it, the text bubble dissipated in a moment, and the red panda disappeared without a trace.
Yan Anqing took a sip of tea stained black by coffee into his mouth.
Bitter!
Bitter!
Bitter!
No regrets.
He tilted his head and dialed a number: "I just got an achievement, it's the [God of Medicine]!"
…
Blazer Longsa put down his phone, a proud smile appeared on his face.
"Glory of Kings", "FF14", "League of Legends", "Dota2", "Crossfire", "DNF", "Hearthstone"...
"Famine·Gourmet and Architect Master Development Manual", "Ice and Steam Age·Siberian Coward Survival Guide"...
"Taiwu Scroll", "The Elder Scrolls", "Sekiro", "Devil May Cry"...
As a talented alchemist, Blaze Ronsa quickly discovered the commonalities between various games.
In addition to "Lord Planet OL", all the popular games on earth are on the list of plans given to her by Dr. Yan.
In fact, Blazer Ronsa doesn't like playing games.
real.
It's just his talent. If he just plays around, he can push those professional players to the ground and rub him.
Blazer Ronsa doesn't want to either.
This is Dr. Yan's order to play games for at least 8 hours a day and not to study for too long.
Although this request was a bit strange, the blue-haired girl still implemented it seriously.
Blazer Longsa raised his head and glanced at the clock: "I have played for 11 hours today, and I have exceeded the task..."
She hesitated for a moment, but still didn't touch the phone again.
The blue-haired girl left the bedroom and found Mr. Yan Anqing.
"The "Introduction to Traditional Chinese Medicine" I read recently said that traditional Chinese medicine treats people as a whole..."
Blaze·One Hundred Thousand Whys·Lonza asked seriously: “So, can we achieve the purpose of treating patients by pulling out hair or cutting nails?
Yan Anqing raised his head, glanced at her and said decisively: "I can, but you can't."
"To be precise, except for me, whether it is the earth or the Lord planet..."
"Well, you are from Lord Planet..."
"No one can do what I do."
"This requires a little bit of special ability."
Yan Anqing raised his eyebrows, perfectly fitting into the character of a senior sect member: "Just like you, aren't you also hiding your core abilities?"
"It's okay~don't worry."
"Everyone feels that they are the unique and chosen one, and they all have a little secret."
Even if the body is burned to ashes, as long as the soul is still there, Yan Anqing can cure the "patient" with a snap of his fingers.
Whose medical skills can compare with his?
(Added update for the helmsman "Seven Taoist Friends").