Chapter 248 Trying to hang up, [Gynecology Holy Hand] (3 more)
"defeat!"
Yan Anqing looked at his record of 1 kill, 7 deaths and 7 assists, and put down his phone with a dark face: "My teammates can do it."
"I'm rubbish."
Theoretically, this kind of thing shouldn't happen.
In terms of hand speed and reaction ability, he is definitely the most invincible existence on the earth. However, when he plays moba games, he will lose miserably one after another. His record is so red that it is unbearable to watch.
Ten little Q-version figures were jumping up and down on the mobile phone.
"Father, I can help you modify the game data so that... flash has no cooldown time, the casting distance is doubled, and punishment can not only be used on wild monsters, but also directly on enemy heroes, how about it?"
"Father God, I have already prepared the one-click five-kill function. Do you want to try it out?"
"Wow! You are so cunning!"
"The auxiliary program for automatic movement and avoidance skills has been completed and can be put into use at any time."
"You don't understand at all. The best gaming cheating experience is not to be absolutely invincible, but to be just a little bit stronger than the enemy and always be able to fight back with blood. I have already made a program."
"...! I believe that my father is the most just existence in the endless planes! He will never use the cheating methods you provide!"
After hearing the words of Fair Ruler Phil, Mr. Yan Anqing silently chewed up the words that came to his lips and swallowed them in his stomach.
He said with a straight face and righteously: "Experiencing failure is also an important part of enjoying the fun of the game. Without failure, you will not be able to taste the joy and pleasure of success."
In the mobile phone screen, the Q version of Yan Shiyi has his hands folded across his chest coolly, which is incompatible with the ten Dominator brothers and sisters.
He will not do anything to affect the will of God the Father.
Any instruction given by God the Father will be fulfilled successfully.
This is the difference between Him and his ten brothers and sisters.
The digital beings said something else, but Yan Anqing didn't hear a word.
Because the red panda suddenly appeared at the edge of my field of vision.
Only half of the body can be seen.
Yan Anqing watched expressionlessly as it ran around in his field of vision, holding two things that looked like earplugs in his hands.
Um.
My hearing was temporarily blocked at the moment and I couldn't hear anything.
The red panda customer serviceman who successfully competed for favors with off-market tricks, blushing, proudly took out two gold-rimmed and red-bottomed banners from his back.
There are two words "Gynecology" and "Holy Hand" written on them respectively.
The two banners are connected into a text bubble: "Congratulations to the player for achieving the achievement [Gynecological Master]."
"You have successfully solved the problems of mating, reproduction, and childbirth for extraordinary people on Earth, and made the birth of extraordinary fetuses possible!"
"The current main task completion progress is: 80/100."
After the distribution was completed, the black and white dumplings disappeared in a flash.
Yan Anqing, whose hearing returned to normal, glanced at the little people on the phone and said, "Okay, go do your own thing."
Now he just wants to complain.
Why not [Paediatrics Master]?
…
Two flowers bloom, one on each side.
Huaguo, a certain province, in a house on the outskirts of the city.
Ji Ruizhi knelt in front of the computer desk, staring at the string of words and pictures on the screen, his eyes were blood red, and veins burst out on his forehead.
"Draft it! A bunch of unlucky bastards!"
He muttered some elegant and easy-going words, but his face looked ferocious and twisted, and he was breathing heavily from his nose.
My heart hurts like a knife.
There is a picture hanging on the display screen.
They were round black pills. Judging from the description of their effects and taste, Ji Ruizhi was 100% sure that they were the items produced by the Crescent Jade Pendant he had obtained before.
On today's earth, any topic related to extraordinary beings is naturally extremely hot.
Bigu Pill!
The name of this thing has now spread all over the world.
After analysis and research by scientists from various countries, they found that this elixir with a random name is not just a "pregnancy medicine".
It is also a very good nutritional supplement for extraordinary people who have no need for reproduction.
At the legendary Dr. Yan, the cost of diagnosis and treatment fluctuates greatly. It is said that the fee is based on one percent of the wealth of the patient's family.
A strange phenomenon occurred.
For some poor couples, a vase of "pregnancy medicine" only costs tens to hundreds of dollars.
And its price cap...
There is no upper limit!
It is said that Yan Heixin, an old Chinese medicine practitioner, once sold a bottle of this stuff for tens of millions of dollars.
As for private resale?
Okay, please do it yourself.
It is worth mentioning that...
Those who were opportunistic and wanted to defraud drugs and make huge profits were all rejected.
Mr. Yan can always accurately identify who is in real need and who comes with other intentions.
"Grass! Grass! Grass!"
Ji Ruizhi looked at the prices of these Bigu Pills, clenched his fists tightly, slapped the keyboard frantically, and gave negative reviews online.
"What rubbish Bigu Pills are all fake and fake!"
"They all have serious side effects! I spent 50,000 yuan to buy one pill. After my dad took this product, he suffered from vomiting, diarrhea and diarrhea for many days before he returned to normal!"
"You people who don't believe in science always think that metaphysical things are good."
"I just want to say haha, you will pay the price for this!"
However, there is no point in posting such negative reviews. It can only nourish the vicious flower called "regret" and bloom the painful fruit in Ji Ruizhi's heart.
Because he knew it very well.
The value of the Foundation Establishment Pill was hundreds of times higher than he originally expected.
Snap!
Ji Ruizhi slapped himself, and his face suddenly became red and swollen.
But the physical pain is nothing compared to the mental pain!
Now, a bigu pill on the market can be sold for 20,000 to 50,000 yuanmei coins!
Price but no market!
If you still have that crescent jade pendant in your hand right now...
You can easily earn hundreds of thousands or millions of yen every day!
Snap!
Ji Ruizhi slapped himself again.
regret!
He is super regretful now!
I feel a sigh of relief in my heart!
Ji Ruizhi has been dawdling around, refusing to work, and always passing the blame to his team members. Although he is occasionally scolded by his boss, he doesn't care.
The key question is...
The company he works for, due to poor performance some time ago, the boss officially declared bankruptcy.
All employees lost their jobs, including Ji Ruizhi himself.
Every week, he spends half a day sending out resumes and looking for jobs.
It's a pity that nothing has been gained for so long.
"Fuck! What a useless old thing!"
Ji Ruizhi couldn't help but curse.
His resume was written with help from his parents.
In his opinion, the reason why he couldn't find a job was because his parents' relationship was not strong enough and his resume was not good enough.
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(World Will:...How should this person be punished? Confused...Erase it directly? There is no beauty...)